Touhou Soccer 2- Sikieiki's Last Judgement

[Sewaddle777]

In other words....Guilty

[DecepticCloking]

Translation: Your playing the game to unfairly

*gets a huge laser*

[devilman1996]

before she use her spell card

phoenix wright:OBJECTION!!!!!!

when the ground divied into 2 and the laser is charging

phoenix:....NO objection.....

[Dragunov127]

Hmmmm I wonder what material was used in making that soccer ball

[SparenofIria]

Hooray for unnecessary force!!!!

[ThunderCavalier]

I'd so watch the Fifa World Cup if this actually happened.

[CostellosKiss]

THE COURT MAY NOW GRAZE.

[aznable1000]

I thought they're playing football!

[ZetsubouGintama]

OBJECTION OVERRULED!!!!!!!!!!!

[GentlemanAeon777]

TASTE DA RAINBOW MUTHAFUCKA

[akamaru3]

I think this is the most ridiculous up with mima's. Shikieiki is so so badass

[DoubleColored]

Shikieiki:TASTE THE RAINBOW BETCH!!!!

[crystalphoenixalpha1]

Sorry, Phoenix Wright, but you'd better eat your heart out when Shikieki's the judge!

...Same goes to you, Miles Edgeworth!!

[dwardeay]

TASTE THE RAINBOW!!

[TouhouTV]

Phoenix: OBJEC-

Shikieiki: FUCK YOU

[LimitBreakZero]

@TouhouTV

Win comment is made of win.

[HuskyVerbatim]

That's not how soccer works.

[bobaneko]

i can only say pheonix wright secret boss

[ArceusMaster101]

YOU'RE ALL 'EFFIN GUILTY!

[Iemanonymous1]

I AM THE LAW!!

[chelseafcrocks82]

"OBJEKSHUN!!!"

"OVER FUCKING RULED!!!"

BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRR­RRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHHHHH!!!!

[1lugialover]

Sikieiki: OBJECTION!

Sakuya: OVERRULED!

[Mespritroth]

If this happened at a real game, I'd shit bricks...

Sure, you can say this about all the different combos and moves in Touhou Soccer, but seriously, a huge courtroom appearing out of the floor? THEN A LOLI APPEARS AND STARTS FIRING LAZARS!?

[crystalphoenixalpha1]

Phoenix Wright: I....I thought She-Hulk was dangerous enough as a judge, but THIS.....

Miles Edgeworth: I don't have the will to object to what you said, Phoenix. This "Shikieki" lady will be the doom of BOTH of us AND the witnesses!

Shikieki: ...Did you two say something? *starts to get irritated*

Phoenix & Edgeworth: *panicked* Not a word, your honor!

Shikieki: ...Very well then....but I'll be watching the BOTH of you!

[RyanA136]

Imagine doing this during a fight

-summons giant judge table in the middle of the school after a kid punches me- ON THE CRIME OF ASSAULTING ANOTHER PERSON, I FIND THE DEFENDANT, GUILTY -lazer- GUILTY -lazer- GUILTY -lazer- GUILTY -lazer- *ect ect* DAAAAAAN -large lazer charges- ZAI! -lazer fires and the asshole gets sent to hell- ... This is the stuff I think about at school all day...

[rarhzach]

id imagine what she was judging....

ball you stand accused today for kicking cirno rapidly in the face!!!!

BALL:she was going to kick me ( T T)

[azzzooozzz2012]

Komachi:do you have to get the judge with you here??? O_o

[theagiknight23]

Love the part when the falls to her head. So cute Shiki-sama!!

[joecarrniborus]

You have to remember... This is all just to score a goal in a game of soccer...

[leafyxcrowy4eva]

GUILTY!!

[xaina222]

it is pretty much impossible to stop a guilty ball i guess....

[9CirnotheGenius9]

....Hm, it seems Touhous are pretty serious about soccer maybe they should....

TAKE IT EASY! B3

....And they should give me that game. *O*

[KitsuneShapeShifter]

You've been Judge'd!

[Davtwan]

The funny thing is that her comment before the shot translates to "everyone is playing unfair" or something similar.

Says the judge who shot the ball with LAZERS.

[TARDISES]

@Davtwan

well everyone ELSE is going pretty hax with theirs (except Ran - which is even WORSE in her case becasue she breaks the damn ball with one of hers.) so she's just making it fair.

[ExzcellionGamma]

Heh. SO there was a courtroom underneath the field.

[shadar90]

shikieki : YOU ARE GUILTY FOR BEING BLACK AND WHITE AT THE SAME TIME!!!...FIRE THE LAZERS!!!

[AlphaArcanum]

Sikieiki:GuiltyGUIltyGuiltyGui­llyGuiltyGuuiltguiltGugigGUIlG­GuiltyGuiltyAAAAAAGGHHHHHH!!!!­!! *FIRES LAST JUDGMENT*

[BakaofLulz]

oh hell no, please tell me thats not my judge if i go to court.

i'm scared :<

[UnendingEmpire]

I SAID GUILTY BITCHES!!!

[GOLDENASSHARRY]

What no gavil

[BeyondBirthday18]

DANZAI!!!

[Byaukugan01]

And the crowd goes DEAD!

[DarkWingedHunter]

she said OBJECTION

[interstellarradio]

Gumshoe:

Wait! That ball is innocent! I just brought the decisive eviden- ...Nevermind.

[chelseafcrocks82]

In normal court, you get sent to prison.

In Ace Attorney, you get executed AND get sent to prison.

In Touhou, you get shot with a huge judgment laser that would rival even the Master Spark.

Where would YOU rather go?

[Byaukugan01]

@chelseafcrocks82 Touhou. My end is more epic that way. also, damn the lasers! FULL SPEED AHEAD!

[TARDISES]

@chelseafcrocks82

Touhou, becuase the danmaku is non-lethal.

[jdpfeifer93]

@chelseafcrocks82 touhou of course

[camryner9]

JUDGEMENT LAZER! BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

[Th3Sh1n1gam1]

twilight spark still looks stronger

[william666777]

Suddenly, i don't want to study to be a lawyer anymore...

[JUZKILL]

@william666777 Lawyer: this is not suppose to be like this! This is all wrong!!! you a lousy Judge ever i seen!"

Shieiki:" So u object wad i juz agree with?"

Lawyer:" OF COZ !!!!. OBJECTION!!!!!!"

Shieiki:" LAST JUDGEMENT!!!!! (BLAST)...............lawyer forever alone...

[SuperblueShell]

@william666777 lol?

[d0ntl00kb4ck]

BEST.THING.EVER. I love Shikieiki :D

[XBakaNinGyoX]

OBJECTION!!!

[czzdarda7]

OBJE- *BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM*

[Acellutor]

0:40 The sky is blue!!!

[ZombehWolf]

Danzi! Take that Phoenix...

[Spiderpig2398]

*insert Skittles joke here*

[PatrickT22]

Rinnosuke's flag...That's not a Japanese flag, that's a Pokeball image! O_o

[emerl97]

I would love if Phoenix Right came in and blasted laser OBJECTION with her.

[Latiasbrother]

Hooray for beam spam!

[GOLDENASSHARRY]

courts should be more like this

[Skinnydevil1995]

0:33 China fails xD

[ThePandaCoco]

Shikieiki summons a court and fires lasers with it.

EVERYONE'S ARGUMENT IS INVALID.

[GUILTYGEARIZUKA]

Yeah i already go out of my house and nothing seem to be wrong

i think i got worried for nothing n_n

...??? what is that light com...?

~and everything got White~

[LilyBiscuits]

Phoenix wouldn't stand a chance.

[OrangeGeomancer]

@LilyBiscuits She's a jugde not a lawyer so yes he would

[OrangeGeomancer]

@LilyBiscuits She's a judge not a lawyer so yes he would

[LilyBiscuits]

@OrangeGeomancer Jesus Christ... it was a joke.

[OrangeGeomancer]

@LilyBiscuits How the hell was i supposed to know that, you worded it like a factual statement

[BBsgalore]

@LilyBiscuits Silly person, that is what Godot is for!

[artusamak21]

@LilyBiscuits Neither would Edgeworth or the witness

[TwistedJabberjays]

@LilyBiscuits

[chainofazns]

Someone said there should be court at my school... I stood up and yelled out "OBJECTION!!"

[797ZAP]

Hmm, I wonder if she is related to King Yemma...

[BeyondBirthday18]

black or white... that's the question....

and this fucking ball is black and white at the same time!!!

[XxStarRider123xX]

I love Shikieiki so much! XDDDD Especially because of this move right here!

[Ashtranza]

Court Room Spark is all that comes to mind.

[ZiggyR2750]

This is also how Japanese court is setted. In a soccer match where the judge fires laser beams....

[chelseafcrocks82]

I CONDEMN YOU TO DEATH, BALL! FOR BEING BOTH BLACK AND WHITE!

[cubeblast]

Of course shikieki can't accept the ball in hell, IT'S BLACK AND WHITE!

[maxweb32]

Shikieiki: the ball is guilty of speeding!

[PantaroParatroopa]

OBJECT-- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!

[Anubriel]

The Ball became imba AFTER Meiling failed to catch it! xDDD

[KMaziuk]

IMMA FIRIN MY GUILTY LAZAR! BLAAARRGGGHHH!!!!

[itchy6669999]

woah shit o.o

[KaiserVadin]

OBJECTION !!!

[FelixFalora]

@KaiserVadin Shikieiki: FOR THE LAST TIME, OVERRULED! *Lazar'd!*

[demonelder]

@FelixFalora HOLD IT!!!! acording to court law the atterny has to back his objection with resoning and evidence before it can be overruled. SO NO LAZERS FOR YOU YET SHIKIEKI!!!!!!

[FelixFalora]

@demonelder Shikieiki: One, I am a judge of the dead. Two, this is Gensokyo. Three, I am an Enma and this is my court. YOUR ARGUMENT IS INVALID! *more laz0rs*

[demonelder]

@FelixFalora have you read the rule book

[FelixFalora]

@demonelder Don't need to read the rule book to know Shikieiki's a psycho judge =P And yes, I know by actual character she just hates sending people to Hell and tries to make them good, but she also doesn't see a gray spot in anything and... probably shot the ball 'cause it's black and white. And she doesn't give a damn about lawyers.

[demonelder]

@FelixFalora hey i'm doing what i do best. making my grave deeper than it is.

[dewybmt]

DANZAI!!!

[PlaystationMasterPS3]

if real soccer was like this, i would be more interested

[Hucky008]

Shikieki: you're pretty gutsy!

[XNBproductions]

IMMAH FIRIN' MAH JUDGEMENTS

[Mandemon1990]

Taste rainbow, motherfuckers!

[XavierAliatos]

SHE IS... THE LAW!

[HeavensDrills]

TASTE THE RAINBOW MOTHER EFFA!

[Gesh86]

I like this shot. You can use it in your own penalty area and still score ^^.

[XBakaNinGyoX]

This is what happening in her mind

Phoenix Wright : OBJECTION !

Shikieiki : WHATT !!

Then her rage is released on the ball .

[DJstagen]

I'm guessing Gensoukyo doesn't know the definition of OVERKILL at all...

In other news Shikieki sent the ball to hell along with several others...

[Inukazan]

*Checks paper's* she really does hate ambiguity

[Ispod4]

ORDER IN THE COURT!

[ZorkTheHedgehog]

@Ispod4 more like football field (Im from the Uk! we dont call it soccer over here!!!!)

[thekillerhjkhjk]

0:28 DANZAI

[dragonmanj]

Sikieiki: alright court is now in session, ball for not being able to die i find you GUILTY! your sentence: 3 years of hard labor and scoring me a point in this soccer match.

[killette2]

Why do people keep putting China as goalkeeper?

[NoratheAngelSeedrian]

@killette2 Because she's a gatekeeper! *shot*

[FelixFalora]

@NoratheAngelSeedrian Shikieiki has sent China to Hell for having bigger breasts then hers.

[NoratheAngelSeedrian]

@FelixFalora That happened after the game, a judge has to follow the rules... Even if it sucks...

[nsssj]

@killette2 For that special bouncing boobs animation when she blocks.

[Galaxystar156]

Phoenix Wright: This is no soccer game! This is-

Shikieki: OBJECTION! DANZAI! *Fires lazers* THIS IS TOUHOU!

I'm sorry, couldn't resist XD

[Zaneaquata]

Sikieiki:OK let's begin the trial

someone in the jury: old hag....

S: WHO SAID THAT??!??!?!?!?!?!?!?! I'M A FIRIN MA LASAAAAARZ!!!

[leafninja124]

why use one laser when you can use 50 KAJILLION FREAKIN' LASERS!!!

[BluJav333]

TASTE THE RAINBOW, PUNK!

Wow... Didn't know Sikieiki was a spokesperson for Skittles... O_o;

[useraccount333]

@BluJav333

You totally stole my line.

[Metroidiscool]

I WANNA GO SEE THIS SOCCER GAME!!! :D

[Concrist92]

If she uses that much force to win a soccer game, you gotta wonder what she does to Komachi...

[Rebellion598]

Did she just do a Jesus Yamato Beam Spam moment on a soccer ball?

[Araneus21]

Being turned into THE BALL is the worst punishment the Yama may bestow upon sinners, being beam-spammed, blade-sliced, clawed, mauled, bitten, face-smashed and even kicked while being concious and feeling 100% pain from it, just imagine this...

[TOOTBOB1]

She shot wriggle for being too ambiguous.

winkwinknudgenudgecoughcough

[XxXBeastKingRyuXxX]

Me : :D i wins teh game?

Shikieiki: OBJECTION GO TO HELL !~fires all lasers~ X_X

[Jimpiedepimpie]

She goes like trololol with lazahz shooting evrywhere. ;D

[Shintear]

THIS HAND OF MINE GLOWS WITH AN AWESOME POWER

[MetroidMan15]

DANZAI! *lasers*

[wiredlord]

Poor Soccer Ball

[behemuth]

GAD DAMNIT! who let the Japanese play football? look what you've done

[Echo591]

I have a feeling those sub-lasers were aimed at the Jury... o.o;

[rockstar1000avi]

Are you SUUREEE she's the judge of paradise? Looks like the Judge of hell.

[YoshKIsAYoshi]

@rockstar1000avi Well, according to her profile, she resides in hell, soooo...

[Berkutinator]

When Shiki gives a death sentence, SHE GIVES A FREAKING DEATH SENTENCE.

[SsnakeBite]

What.

[chdata]

Shikieiki Yamaxanadu: CONVICTION!

Phoenix Wright: OBJECTION!

Later that day Phoenix Wright died, with only a pile of ashes left.

[wimpythenoob]

Okay, who designed this football field? THERE'S A HUGE COURTROOM BUILD UNDER IT O_O

[XGluon]

@wimpythenoob

Sikieiki helped design it. But the design was mostly made by Yukari.

[theloltimatecold]

@wimpythenoob Courtroom in a dungeon

[kensaya]

Judge's table: IMA FIRIN MY LAZOR "ball" BLARGH!

[chocobo56]

Phoenix wright:OBJECTION! this piece of evidence proves. that the defendent did not drink the horai elixer

shikieiki:I'm afraid not you must now be penalized

Phoenix wright:FUUUUUUU-

[GentlemanAeon777]

Shikieiki has nothing against the players, she just hates the ball.

Shikieiki: THE BALL IS GUILTY OF BEING BLACK AND WHITE AT THE SAME TIME!

[ShadowkingSonic]

@GentlemanAeon777 Oh I see what you're getting at.

Shikieiki: There is only black and white. There is no grey.

Black+White=Grey

[OsakaLover]

@GentlemanAeon777 lmao her hating it makes total sense XD!

[Mance200]

@GentlemanAeon777 Wow.

That was the single most offensive reason of being guilty I have ever seen.

[randomvideocommenter]

@Mance200 In Shikieiki's mind, things are either white or black. And she hates ambiguity.

See "Convictor Yamaxanadu!" PV for referance on this topic.

[DeathNanaya]

@GentlemanAeon777 I wonder if Shikieiki's judgement will be the only thing to destroy the ball tougher than chuck norris.

[aerodu]

@GentlemanAeon777 So, what you're saying is, the soccer ball is actually Michael Jackson?

[ArrancarX5]

@GentlemanAeon777 This is why you never insult Sikeiki while she's playing soccer, it causes her to go apeshit on the ball with danmaku. particularly lazor based Danmaku.

[ExzcellionGamma]

@GentlemanAeon777 HOOOLLLY SHIIII----- *lmaoing*

[XGluon]

I love how Sikieiki's Judgement Helm(in simple terms, her hat) just plops down onto her head.

[supersims796]

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!

[TailsMiles200]

Well, that's a way to give a guilty veredict AND the death sentence at the same time.......But oin this way you would destruct a entire city at each trial.

[Berkutinator]

Sikieiki: I have passed judgement: You're fucking retarded. Eat my lazors, bitch.

[Jimpiedepimpie]

If some bitch rises true the soccer field on a giant judge chair. And a hat would fall out of nowhere on her head. And then she starts shooting lazers at me. Id try to steal the hat. Hats are awesome.

[Mixiemangagirl60]

OWNED!

nuff sed*walks away*

[imsuikaibuki]

CASE CLOSED. HARDCORE STYLE.

[Keikuina]

COURTROOOOOM CANOOOOON!!

[Level2Corn]

THANK YOUKAI JESUS

There are no Vuvuzuelas in Gensokyo

[rubino83]

@Level2Corn The vuvuzuela players would probably charge up before playing them. And they'd shoot curtains of fireworks.

[ShadowkingSonic]

@Level2Corn Did Byakuren even exist at the time this game was made?

[Lightgod87]

@ShadowkingSonic: Nope. This was released way before than MoF. More exactly, in December 31th, 2006.

[megabobi1]

want some skittles? 

[andregilfurt]

It's official, the Yama cheats. xD

[NuadaCat]

...DANZAI!

[GentlemanAeon777]

Shikieiki: I JUDGE YOU ALL GUILTY OF BREAKING THE RULES, DO YOU HAVE ANYTHING TO SAY FOR YOUR SELVES!?

Suika: SAVE THE SAKE!

Shikieiki: Your sentences are....being epically pwned by my rainbow lazers of doom!

Reimu: What?

Shikieiki: TASTE THE RAINBOW, BITCHES!

[kikikara00]

@GentlemanAeon777 Its the power of skittles.

[JUZKILL]

@GentlemanAeon777 SAVE THE SAKE XD

[burnerthehedgehog]

@GentlemanAeon777 SKITTLES

JUDGE THE RAINBOW

TASTE THE RAINBOW

[KaiserVadin]

@GentlemanAeon777 HOLD IT ! ( OBJECTION ! )