Zombie Squad - The Emergency Alert System

[bshinn4884]

@TheUAZCs OK Mr. Anonymous shit talker. Go ahead and prepare for your pretend zombie uprising in your moms basement. Tell me how that works out for you.

[TheUAZCs]

Dear Zombie-Survivalists-Posers-Who­-Think-Their-Plan-is-Good Read the fucking Zombie Survival Guide and let your balls drop then talk about Zombie Survival cause you guys know shit about Zombie Survival. When you put your shit plans into actions, the UAZCs will laugh in your face and leave you to die by your enemies. -Love UAZC Leader.

[TheUAZCs]

Dear Zombie Squad Douchers. Why the fuck are you talking about weather when you are are zombie team. And why would anyone go into the basement if there was a Zombie Apocalypse???? You guys are entertainment purposes only.Leave Zombie Survival to the Zombie Survivalist. -Love UAZC Leader.

[MickHenney]

Ha ha ha LOL! I am writing my thesis about zombie apocalypses and its representation in various medias like film and games since 9/11. When I stumbled across these fellas I just had to mention in my thesis! Funny!

[WeeItsNookies]

Get a tripod for that camera FFS

[bshinn4884]

Why the hate? Yeah they're zombie enthusiasts, but they help with disaster training and preparation, food drives. True survival techniques and other useful things. I think its a good thing and if you can open your mind, you might learn some things to help you if some disaster ever happens. Keep up the good work zombie squad. I'd join but I'm on a tight budget.

[TheUAZCs]

@bshinn4884

Quit sucking their dick, kid, and realize that these guys are for entertainment purposes only. These guys know shit about Zombie Survival. All they are is a bunch of Hippie ass Rednecks who are fat fucks and eat Cheetos as a survival meal. -Love UAZC Leader.

[Jboy2000000]

door and just eat there faces

[Jboy2000000]

I have a plan for when a zombie outbreak happens. I haul shit to an under ground bunker, that I will build myself over a few years, bu before I do that raid a gun store. My step-sister has one too, but it sucks, her boyfreind will drive her and her freinds to a mall. Then after they set base her boyfreind and one freind will go out and raid a gunstore. Then they will just hold out. I dont like that idea 'cuase there gonna run out of food, and zombies could just break in by breaing glass of the

[Gametoast53]

@Jboy2000000 Sounds Like dawn of the Dead XD

[Jboy2000000]

@Gametoast53 I never saw that, I ment to but I never got to it, so what happened in that movie?

[Gametoast53]

@Jboy2000000 The zombie virus break out and a little group of 5-7 Guys try to survive and in the End everyone Die end.....

[luvingkpopper]

i want their things theyre awesome!

[ElleAyeEsAy]

THAT S A FAT TORNADO OMG

[rasputinsdog]

I can't help but think this video gets a couple of diggs in on an employer!!!! Great job!!!

[jenniferfeliciano66]

Well done!

[gamblersproductions]

occasional?

[Rangulojr]

Hey tiger boy I've seen your page and the only thing you own at the age of 11 is size 40 pants and a high colesterol level. Just do me a favor chunky trunks, if your gonna make an attempt to put me down via comment response please learn to write the English language correctly.

[Rangulojr]

By the way fatso if you see manbearpig let me know.

[NBC1059]

I'm in the ZS, and I have 4 years US Army 18th Airborne Corp, and 2nd ID as a Field Artilleryman. Then 10 years in the Nevada National Guard 35th ID, and Battle Born Brigade as a Nuclear, Biological, Chemical Warfare Specialist.. As for shooting I never scored less then expert with 30-40 mph full value winds at the Silver Flag Alpha ranges here in Las Vegas. I was also on the Nevada combat rifle team, which came in 12th at the nationals. I also have 1 war, and a riot under my belt candy ass.

[jeff31b]

Your a joke. At least everyone that I met who was an CBRN NCO was lazy worthless, and a POG. Go figure now your a fat ass Nasty Girl.

[faker11111]

@Rangulojr You cant even spell WEIGHT dumbass.I am not in this group but unless you're a fucking moron you should be able to tell this a joke.You seem to know a lot about GameStop in fact if I went to a Nevada GameStop I find a scrawny teenager working double time at McDonald's and your last name would be on the nametag. Its not meant to be taken seriously but douches like you have to have to go and comment on it,and hey! Isnt your shift at WalMart starting?

[oafaloaf]

emmmm yaaa....Im gonna need you to put suppressing fire on those zombies, alright?

---Lumberg

[tigerboyav]

jeff you fuk tard im on the forums as Killin_Dillin and we will not your faggot ass...you dont realize the "Zombie" part is a metaphor for natural disater and hell no we will be blazing a fucking trail for you faggots who cant shoo a fucking gun so stfu before i come to your house and kick your ass

[jeff31b]

Hey wake up kid, your fat and can't even purchase a gun. Now go brush your teeth and do your homework before I tell your mommy how you used curse words. Internet tough guy, come on down to my house and I'll sleep with your mother.

[tigerboyav]

Why dont you wake up bitch, i ow a 1917 WInchester 30-06 Springfield Rifle. I will snipe your ass.

[tigerboyav]

Own*

[rastabobsled]

ZS knows their shit..... Pie FTW!

[DELCOZRT]

Great vid But needs more Blue Wire :)

[lilgux]

NERDS ZOMBIE SQUAD SUCKS AND ARE NERDS

Z-UNIT= way better.

these guys do not know what they are talking about

[MonoxideChild1219]

Fuck off. Pshh........ troll.

[fresapaletosa]

these poeple are idiots

[jitterman77]

tps reports lol

office space

[LolRoos]

0:36 Hey, nice tornado.

[crazystupidu2]

cool lol

[PompousFlea]

". . .that will be of little comfort when they are fishing your corpse out of this wreckage."

LOL!

[seetherfreek]

heh heh heh

that was cool

xxxero

card carrying

zombie squad member

[ZombieZonePL]

That was nice :D Time to kick zombie asses ;)

[mallon42]

Yea I'm gonna need them TPS reports by Sunday....

[mikejones144]

Brilliant, love the office space references.

[CBTrekker]

I can't properly join them yet, but im a member of the forums, and these guys just rock!!! =D

[DethklokWartooth]

I'm a member of the forums too.

The name's velociraptor.

[CBTrekker]

Delighted to meet you =)

[Gaeuvyen]

I'd be a full member but I don't actually have 15 dollars yet...I mean I'll sign up as soon as I get it...shouldn't be that long

[MansonGoth]

I would join zombie squad but im only 15. I would love to be the hero of my neighborhood if ever a z-outbreak!!

[Kaotical00]

I am proud to say that I am apart of the Zombie Squadron.

[RavenThunder]

ZS rocks, I encourage everyone to join up ASAP

[GumbyandGoo]

You guys kick ass!