Kasumi: Ah yes, Reapers

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Press 7.



[reg074]

Kasumi is an awesome character and had some really well written dialogue

[acidrain92]

I really like Kasumi, she is pretty witty xD I wish she was a bigger part in ME2. We probably wont see much of her in ME3 if we downloaded the DLC.

[JohnnyTheEpicChhun]

dude i want that funny shepard pic!

[Hombremaniac]

Lets not say the name of those who we do not speak of!!

[Kikeesperto]

Reapers

[master10999]

someone said reaper everyone panic

[CheaterGuy1998]

@master10999 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *PANICS OVERLOAD*

[ZajoSTi]

OMFG the end killed it :D

[Rabbitfish87]

Reapers!

[ubrs1138]

0:19 lol

[AliceJasperfan]

you see that look that was Shep going "I freaking love you!"

[LightningEidolen]

OMG SHE SAID REAPER.... HOLY SHIT!

[selphiexfairy]

Lmaoooo

[Hamptoncltn]

Am I the only one who thinks he looks like the guy from "My name is earl"?

[mrprogamer26]

@Hamptoncltn who?

[Hamptoncltn]

@mrprogamer26 shephard

[mrprogamer26]

@Hamptoncltn then no

[Gasssolo]

That's no moon...that's a space station!

[Bitch123Yo]

Joker: Why so "Cerberus?"

[firehawk5628]

@Bitch123Yo gay

[SigmentKurosai]

@AntarGaming This is just a guess, but is the title of this video (along with Kasumi air-quoting) a reference to the "Ah yes, 'Reapers'." T-shirt? Yup, air quoting our way to "victory".

[RedxMoonxRose]

whos kasumi? i've finished the game already and haven't seen her once

[ShootStyleZombie]

@RedxMoonxRose she's DLC like Zaeed but Kasumi actually costs money but I recommend getting her as her Loyalty mission is really solid and unique as well, like Thane and Samara's

[SigmentKurosai]

@RedxMoonxRose She's a character from the "Kasumi's Memory" DLC.

[THEMANINTHEHAT4]

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh everyone run for your lives

[Rygith]

Shepard: WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST DO

[wilkd05]

Turian councilor, the hero the mass effect universe deserved but not the one they needed

[ownageboy100fyi]

garrus ah yes calibrations

[tinbreza]

fuck that picture at the end is hilarious

[EpikaDenU]

@tinbreza I paused the video right after she said reapers then played it and almost died laughing

[tehBLAX]

@tinbreza It's the new DLC costume pack

[Derogon]

Where do I get Kasumi? :O

[Yunglex313]

@Derogon dlc, she's free if you bought the game new.

[Radwar99]

@Yunglex313 She's only free on the PS3 version, on XBOX 360 & PC, you have to pay,

[gamemaker1234]

@Derogon in a DLC i think dont know which though

[MrGpsonar]

lmao Kasumi is awesome.

[landioma]

Can I have that last image as desktop background?

[barricadejenkins]

@th1496 she Is a dlc Kasumis' memories or something like that

[th1496]

Okay who is that chick an how the hell do I get her on my team?!

[Xaivier91]

look at 0:18 lol

[shadowvivian10]

At 20:20. OMG! Zaeed's actually a pirate! ...That would explain his accent.

[MrMike0113]

@shadowvivian10 Wait, what? What does Zaeed having an English accent have to do with being a pirate?

[OkamsRazer]

@MrMike0113 I think he/she is forgetting that in the Age of Pirates (as it were) there were alot of pirates from all sorts of countries...not just England. Like those found in the Indian Ocean circa 1800-1870....they put their Caribbean "brothers" to shame.

[shadowvivian10]

@MrMike0113 Ever watched Pirates of the Caribbean? They all had English accents, so I was referring to the fact that Zaeed's English, he was dressed as a pirate therefore he looked as though he came from the Pirates of the Caribbean movies. ...I just killed the joke, didn't I...

[buffy6490]

wtf was that at the end? omg roflcopter

[jones81381]

REAPERS!

[lush1998]

Anybody else see the picture at 20:00?

[jeramahia123]

I just love her voice. It sounds like she's always smiling when she speaks.

"Hey Shepard" :)

"Tali is so cute" :)

"Joker and EDI are like an old married couple" :)

Every line she says is adorable.

[BeastArmorKing]

She is the Funniest Member of your crew XD to bad she will only be a part time member in Me3 :(

[Lynch098]

Kasumi is hilarious, glad I saved everyone in the suicide mission, looking forward to more funny lines in ME3.

[Stoneman66666]

Hey, does anyone know where I can find that image at the end? =P

[ZeroSpawn47]

@Stoneman66666 just take a screen shot and paste it into paint

[Stoneman66666]

@ZeroSpawn47 Hah, good idea!

[FangedBeauty]

First game since FF7 where I'm actually enjoying the cutscenes.

Character design and voice-acting are phenomenal. Music score is epic. This game is a rare breed. Can't wait to get my hands on Kasumi, she looks like an even hotter version of Tali... hope she packs a punch ! :)

[jeramahia123]

@FangedBeauty

No way is she hotter than Tali.

[WhiskerScot569]

@jeramahia123 You can't even see her face mate

[jeramahia123]

@WhiskerScot569

Schrödinger's cat mate, just replace the cat with Tali and her health with attractiveness.

[lush1998]

@jeramahia123

Your actually arguing over videogame character's hotness? hahahhahahahahahahahahhahaha

[storghe]

0:20 LOL)))

[Brolly5]

Kasumi has some of the funniest lines.

[zairuku]

Kasumi: "reapers :D ! "

Shepard: " Why u say it lyke that >.> " * gives funny look *

[aracniphobia1]

Captain Jack Zaeed

[macandfriends]

Shepard reminds me of watson in the picture at the end....

Shepard: Zaeed, do you really think these disguises will get us through?

Zaeed: Elementary, dear shepard!

[darknovablast]

Subliminal message: Pirate Captain Zaeed. :|

[raidenpz]

0:20 best part

[TheTrollMartyr]

I freely admit the picture at the end entertained me more than the video.

[iyipibruno]

\/ Wtf?

[nikolaslaven]

AY ME SHEPERD PAROT SAYS DEM SKURVY REAPERS ARE BE GOIN TO SEE DAIVY JONES'S LOCKER

[BHVampireLF]

Reaphhhhhers..... :)

[juukame]

the pic at the end totally got me! hilarious

[jetzullu]

REAPERS

[Andrei238]

0:20 i want the parrot to replace the combat drone...

[LordManda2]

Ah yes *airquotes* "Kasumi"! The adorable asian theif who killed Donovan Hock, allegedly waiting aboard the Normandy. We have dismissed that cla- *stabbed in the back*

Kasumi: Nobody dismisses me!

[epikphaylle]

Calibrations?

[Nekhet]

Now, I´m wondering if the Reapers say the exact same thing about Shepard.

[weldonwin]

@Nekhet "Ah yes, Sheperd" *Reaper does inverted commas gesture with its spider legs*

[Nekhet]

@weldonwin :D

[GamerLad117]

Turian councilor looks outside his window and sees the Reaper fleet about to attack the Citadel.

Councilor: "Ah yes, Reapers (air quotations), a sentient race of machines come to harvest all intelligent life. . . I have dismissed you"

Reapers: "Awwwwww. . . " (Sadly float away)

Councilor is the galaxy's hero and takes all of Shepard's bitches, Shepard cries in the bathroom.

[HugoManz1]

We've dismissed that claim...

[Oxideist]

I used to calibrate, then i took an arrow to the knee, then an angry youtuber shot me for using already overused jokes!!!

[urishima]

The pic in the end is pure gold. Please, tell me wher I can get that pic xD

[stealedmango]

REAPERS!

[Nrobliw]

I CAN'T BREATH! I'M LAUGHING TOO HARD! Lawl at ending picture!

[Macosec]

That last image with Zaeed had me dieing

[Protocultist]

Why is Kasumi cosplaying as a helmet-less quarian?

[baterosinalma]

tb and jesse at the end lol

[SystemFan20]

Kasumi: "...Reapers..."

Shepard: "Stoopp.."

[RampantBanana71]

If she really wanted to incite panic she should yell "Geth". Problem solved.

[Supergodzilla118]

@RampantBanana71 That would fail even if you have Legion in the party.

[TheIlRev]

FACE CODE >:O

[mujuma]

@TheIlRev 666.666.666.666.666.666.

[DarkLegion20]

@mujuma Satan is awesome

[Kaweebo]

Reapers.

[leopunkmetal]

how do you get kasumi and zaeed?!

[RobinJanssenBelgium]

@leopunkmetal zaeed is free dlc kasumi is dlc u must pay.

[SmiliePT]

Reapers!

[devilthrig]

ah yes airqoutes,the immortal actions in mass effect series allegdly waiting in the next chapter,we have dismissed that claim

[SinDawg030]

"Ah yes, "Kasumi". The infinitely optimistic Japanese theif allegedly stealing works of art. We have dismissed that claim" *trollface*

[Crimsonterminator100]

@SinDawg030 Kasumi: just the way I like it.

[tommyOmegaz]

What the hell was with that random picture at the end? LOL

[Ryanfinder226]

WHO IS KASUMI???!!! i have watched multiple people play this game but have never seen or heard of this Kasumi

[KubaxKristallmond]

@Ryanfinder226 Downaloadable Content (DLC) just like Zaeed Massani Character and other stuffs.

[kashmira6]

@Ryanfinder226 Kasumi is from the DLC stolen memory

[nakkazza]

@Ryanfinder226 yeah it's dlc and a preety good one, try it

[Ryanfinder226]

@nakkazza what is her DLC about?

[umbrellashotgunman]

@Ryanfinder226 Pulling a heist on a weapons dealer.

[nakkazza]

@Ryanfinder226 I don't want to spoil it for you, just try it ;)

[Ryanfinder226]

@nakkazza ok

[zairuku]

Kasumi: " Reapers "

Shepard: " Why u say it liek that lul "

[redsox1006]

I wish Kasumi was a romance option.

[edDDBoiE]

@redsox1006 HELL to the YEAH Dx!

[wilsonkao17]

press 7

[XxReaperZeroxX]

Kasumi: I AM KASUMING DIRECT CONTROL.

Harbinger: Hey!

[UltrarubikXD]

@XxReaperZeroxX I dont geth it

[HaloSpartan300]

@UltrarubikXD Well Urdnot smart enough to geth it. XD

[mrprogamer26]

@UltrarubikXD lol



[bigbuckingchicken]

they who must not be named

[salvo711]

That ending shot... I don't know what to make of it, but I daresay it is quite brilliant.

In ME3 my Shepard will possess a top hat and monocle ensemble, yes?

[LSFDevastator]

@salvo711 oh no.... god damn monocle market! sorry, its an EVE reference :p

[Aizec300]

ME1:Reapers?

ME2:Ah yes,reapers.

ME3:HOLY SHIT!REAPERS!

[OkamsRazer]

@Aizec300 How much you willing to bet the Council still keeps the hell out of it saying pfft its Just Earth....craphole anyway....

[theratking013]

I doing/trying that too getting one colored teams ..team red team blue,etc..Last team was Black and White...like the matching of femshepard and Grunt.

[Felrain]

Kasumi just received a kitty death glare =D

[TheJayspyder]

Cool armor. I like seeing what other people come up with in terms of customization.

[Robloxman01]

i want that end picture as my background! D:<

[Toyakun213]

Shepard:*Looks back at Kasumi* I will beat you with your own cloaking device..... if you EVER.. say that again...

[godlessandlovingit]

just keep pressing 7

[Th3Fr33man]

Youtubers are really liking the "Garrus' calibrations" joke. I bet you can't even say "calibrations" without getting likes. Calibrations.

[anabrans]

@Th3Fr33man ahahahaahaha X'D you made my day!

[iiBeTrollin47]

@Th3Fr33man CAAAALLLIBBBRRRAAATTTIONNNSS

[konohahurricane07]

@Th3Fr33man cuz thats all garrus says hell he never wants to talk to shepard; him and shepard go way back too

[XxReaperZeroxX]

@Th3Fr33man I used to use the calibrations joke... until "I took an arrow to the knee".

[Th3Fr33man]

@XxReaperZeroxX The arrow to the knee joke used to be funny. Then it became mainstream.

[UltrarubikXD]

@Th3Fr33man I used to play skyrim, then i realized it failed to take my life off

[Mr13Xariel]

@Th3Fr33man

Best damn joke on a really good joke. And this sentence was a joke. Jokesception?

[MilkyMayo]

@Th3Fr33man I'm commander Shepard, and this is my second favorite joke on the comment section.

[supertyflash]

At the end - shepard looks like that dude from "My Name Is Earl" lol

[xFiasco33]

<3 Kasumi

[Wolfsrain90]

LOL. ME3 should make Kasumi an actual character and not just a model with pre-cycled dialogue. She is way too funny.

[ediskrad327]

@Wolfsrain90 it is rumored that she will appear in someway, however it is unknown

[MuchoMinosTortilla]

keep pressing 7 to hear kasumi say 'reapers'.

[bladestar17]

ME3 preview...

The reapers are attacking...

Turian councillor: OH MY GOD...

Shepard: Finally!

Turian Councillor: GIANT GETH SHIPS!

Shepard: *facepalm*

[TheUnspokenRegret]

At the end there, Zaeed looks like captain barbosa or however you spell it from Pirates of the Caribbean.

[lioneaglegriffin]

XD

[SinDawg030]

"Ah yes, "Kasumi" the enigmatic human thief, allegedly serving drinks on the Normandy. We have dismissed that claim"

[XxReaperZeroxX]

Y'know, if you change the Reapers' name to Rapers, the council might take them more seriously.

Shepard: Quick councilor! The Rapers are coming! Hide your wives! Hide your husbands! Hide your kids!

[SinDawg030]

@XxReaperZeroxX You just made me feel 100% more disturbed whenever I'm fighting Collector's and that Magnificent Bastard Harbinger appears again and says "PRESERVE SHEPARD'S BODY" now I know the Reapers are necrophiliacs but I guess it goes with the whole Galactic Harvest/Cycle thing brrrrr

[Mrkti]

@AntarGaming is it a mod?

[GunganHero]

@Mrkti no dude, that is a real character, u have to unlock her by going to the Cerberus Network

[Mrkti]

@GunganHero i know that... i was talking about something else, but i don't remember what... :-\

[gatedude07]

Reapers!

[HATERofEVILcritics]

Laser face

[paganini799]

kasumi is the best

[Dkshir19]

i love how shepards like - looking then after ending looking again with that old - "wtf?" face. :D

[SuperOrangebird]

lol at the end xD

[TheChubbey]

Reapers



[regalreptile612]

@TheChubbey

Crowd: AAAGGGGHHH!!!! HEEELLLPPPP!!! (widespread panic.

Me:...goddamnit chubbey

[G1NZOU]

Epic end pic.

[vincentmuyo]

"Huh. It didn't work. Try saying it louder."

[Arzaker]

ah yes

...Y (¬_¬) Y... reapers

[NaMeLeSsnOOblol]

@UNSC2010 you humans are all racist!

[hazspider04]

@NaMeLeSsnOOblol you can shut the fuck up you human 2

[NaMeLeSsnOOblol]

@hazspider04 its a joke. remember the turian at the c-sec helpdesk when you enter the citidel?

[hazspider04]

@NaMeLeSsnOOblol nope i only got ME1

[okatakio]

Kasumi FTW