Family Guy - Penis (german)

[GeneralFantastic]

am i... am i supposed to translate with my penis?

[tofattofly1]

@stylagirl22 quite hard not to know since german languence sounds so evil :)

[StylaGirl22]

@tofattofly1 haha little asshole! im german but im not a nazi

[MrNoahtim99]

Muss ich... muss ich dich mit meinen Penis abonnieren?

[CheesnOnions]

Muss ich... muss ich das Video mit meinem Penis liken?

[Lennyficate]

Huch? Wo kommen die ganzenenglischen KOmmentare her? Das steht doch noch *german* neben -.-

[DeadFishFactory]

Are you supposed to draw the penis?

[Fisk742]

Lois! Mein Penis gehört auf die Bühne!

[SuperLadygagafan98]

echt cool

[AlExAnDeR30285]

haha lol wie geil :D

[dreamsatsea]

@1979kali You certainly got your point across, especially in the first part of that... I was going to say "sentence" but I'll use "comment" instead. :-D

Having said that, I completely agree!

[Leo781100]

am i... am i supposed to translate with my penis?

[2017michaelhill]

funnier in german lol

[schurkraid]

klar die säcke von americaner drücken da alle runter weil sie das net checken

[th3randomguy96]

ehmmm,i understand that you guys think we have to respect german or some shit like that,and that`s okay.it`s just a small problem here,its an american show.and we wouldn`t dub hitler would we :)?

[MrThadcastle]

@th3randomguy96

is hitler the only thing you associate with germany?!

oh, i forgot.

in america you learn just how to get fat,ugly and annoying.

my fault!

[bmw2go11]

@th3randomguy96 i nominate you douche of the day

congratulations

[8NCLI8]

@th3randomguy96 Actually, you Americans dub and/or remake pretty much every foreign show you bring over...

[Gurrtea]

@th3randomguy96

Oh, you are a damn f*cking penis!

So, you don't want that Germans dub Family Guy?

Then stop watching anime or learn Japanese, it's originally Japanese!!!

[EyIchBinSowasVonBoss]

@th3randomguy96 aren't you from that useless important country that imports everything from germany and has a suicide rate beyond that of any other country?

[th3randomguy96]

@EyIchBinSowasVonBoss i`m from norway u jerk...

[EyIchBinSowasVonBoss]

@th3randomguy96 thats what I just described

[th3randomguy96]

@EyIchBinSowasVonBoss actually we are the richest country in the world too :)

can u tell me something we import from germany ?

[crazymidget96]

@EyIchBinSowasVonBoss Lol you mad because of a few wars?

[karapetian1]

hahahahahaha

[DynamiteChannelist]

Dude!!! German sounds sooo freaking cool!! You know, when it's not being yelled and use to give orders

[youmaybebusy]

there is very good reason to watch this clips in English: no stupid kids arguing about their language

Oder zu deutsch: bei den echten sind keine kleinen Amikinder die streiten wollen mit genau so dämlichen deutschen Kindern, die auch noch drauf eingehen...

[teeheexxx1]

you know thank you for actually writing the language in the title :D

[l3laxxx]

Muss ich mich mit meinem Penis rechtfertigen ?

Wer sich für seine Nationalität rechtfertigen muss ist in meinen Augen echt ein armes Schwein!

[1979kali]

@titusadam Very simply, many people in Europe love this series, even adults! ;-)

[outta88]

Drückt mal die 9 ! :D

[KennyKillerX]

Drück mal 2,4 oder 6 :D

[Rhymin007]

muss ich... muss ich etwa mit meinem penis kommentieren?

[MrDoubleKiller]

english is still the main language so fuck u!

[8NCLI8]

@MrDoubleKiller: How so? Chinese is the main language in terms of native speakers you know.

[MrDoubleKiller]

@8NCLI8 i said english is the main language, not the most spoken one, god how fucking retarded youtube is becoming

[usnavyseals2o1]

Ich spreche deutsch und i speak english. although i was born in the states i identify myself as german

[HSBSven]

LANG LEBE GERMAN!!!!!!!!!!

[HSBSven]

LANG LEBE GERMAN!!!!!!!!!!

[StudioTman]

This sounds even funnier in german!

[sucksqueezebangblow]

whats this lame ass german shit doin in and around my english stuff

[DivisionAgares]

@sucksqueezebangblow Fick dich du Spasti. Yea this german sentence is only for you

[Halexahn]

@sucksqueezebangblow I understood your sentence, do you understand mine? when dir die sprache nicht passt, bist du einfach nur bekloppt! Da steht ja noch "german" oder bist zu selbst zum lesen deiner Muttersprache zu dumm?

[webkinzlover93ify1]

wasnt the last one "do i conduct with my penis?" i forget

[tornado543]

I wonder why all german Videos have so many Dislikes. And almost every 5th comment is about hitler or the nazis...Listen guys, Hitler is dead! And germany is no Nazi Country anymore.

By the way: In the Title is the nice word (german). But why so much Americans write "Ohh, i dont understand the language, *cry* *cry*" U haven't a brain or why u cant read?

[BoltonASD]

what's the point of this in german - no one speaks german

[ManifestMiasma]

@BoltonASD Except the over 81 million German citizens, and millions more across the world. You have free access to the collective knowledge of this entire planet through the machine you're staring at right now. Open your mind a little.

[SCHElNBAR]

@BoltonASD Ach ja? Ich schon

[TheRosette123]

@BoltonASD just 82 million guy

[polarpatrol1]

@BoltonASD leicht dämlich deine Aussage. Und jetzt schnell in den Übersetzer, weil du Pfeife ja nur englisch kannst!

[AviationMajority]

@BoltonASD I know, it should be in Chinese...

[MyLifeasSaSa]

@BoltonASD eeeh.. no one speaks Latin.. but 82 million people speak german.. just saying.. it's like saying: uh no one is speaking french... and the point is.. this is aired in germany .. so it's obvious that we have a german synchro ..

[1979kali]

now you feel guyz how to feel something not to undestand..english is not the only language on this World! ;-)

[titusadam]

@1979kali but how can you watch dubbed shows? only kids do it in my country.

[iSNEVEET]

@1979kali LOL

[kingbobtheking]

Peter sounds really dumb with a German voice....

[TheBonnethead]

@kingbobtheking well, he is kind of dumb, isn't he?

[GLANL]

What a beautiful language. How could 1085 people object to this?

[MrKarmaRider]

You all don't get it. You should BE HAPPY that at least something is still made in USA today. You get big money selling this series to other countries. Think about it. And don't complain because from reading the title you should expect that it was dubbed to German. ;)

BTW

I speak more languages than German or English.

[Krautfred]

sein kinn schaut aus wie hoden



[Hemaonearth]

eh 9

[Hemaonearth]

7 drücken=penis

[BacchusFA]

wtf...dumb german shit.

[TheHandslap]

@BacchusFA Dork.

[punkrocker539]

@BacchusFA it does actually say "Family Guy - Penis (german)" if you think german is so shit then why d'you click on it?

[KingsBruton]

oh hey the computer was invented by a german, so everything on youtube should be in german!

[elementu2011]

Why the F U C K would ANYONE wanna watch Family Guy in GERMAN!!!! Its an AMERICAN show - if you wanna watch it, you should LEARN HOW TO SPEAK AMERICAN! PERIOD.

[youngmangoten]

@elementu2011 learn to speak english*

[KochuJang]

@elementu2011 I must invoke Poe's law on this one.

[McGraham1928]

@elementu2011 You're just jealous, cause you can't understand the top-rated comments. But don't worry, I can tell you they are indeed really funny!

[ChezuNekoAnimations]

@elementu2011 hey, do you think they should leave it untranslated when sending it in germany? start using your brain!!! well, if you have one..... so please help the world and kill yourself ^^ or just shut up

[DivisionAgares]

@elementu2011 Fuck you Bastard. Probaly you drive BMW or Mercedes and insult germans. Stupid idiot.

[punkrocker539]

@elementu2011 look at it this way: imagine you where a german 13 year old, and you had to learn english and french. of course you could hardly understand it in english.

[sparkletto]

Bumsen xD rofl

[Scapatarda]

Haha. Look at the dislike bar. The reason for it is probably along the lines of "hey, I'm a stupid US american who thinks the internet is only for us, thus, only my language should be spoken"

[MrAnimefanatic100]

@Scapatarda STUPID AMERICAN?! yes i agree that the video shouldnt be voted down just because its in another language but i find your comment very offensive

[MERYDOG13]

@Scapatarda Well if you look mostly everything popular on the internet was created in America.

[a1d9r9i7an]

@MERYDOG13 nobody gives a fuck about that, people speak languages other than english, people shouldn't be so ignorant

[MERYDOG13]

@a1d9r9i7an Say that again please in a different way cause tht is a bit improper english....

[MERYDOG13]

@a1d9r9i7an Yes auctually that was better and by the way next time you want to insult somebody just make sure you know what you are saying because in fact I did not know what you mean and I was not insulting your grammar. Now good day.

[kurtisdholmes]

germans <3 penis

[MrPepig]

Muss ich.. muss ich etwa mit meinem Penis pinkeln ? XD

[Schiggyfan28]

muss ich...muss ich mit meinen penis daumen hoch geben

[BlazeTheCatFan1995]

I dont like how it says (German) in the title and some people came here to complain anyway. Silly people~

Sein Penis gehört auf ne Bühne? O_O

[SonicZer02]

Bwahahaha why is this so much more hilarious in German!? =D

[MrKarmaRider]

1,076 people don't understand German. Or they can't read titles

[iShootWafflesz]

@MrKarmaRider I can read and understand german since im from the country next to it, i just came to say FUCK GERMANY and let the the h8 comment get back at me :)

[Ugapop]

Too much people have too mush time left for beeing poopy. Indeed.

[MyMysteri]

ಠ.ಠ

[BuriedTreasure255]

1,072 people don't speak German.

[Leafsrule016]

SEIG HEIL!

[warhoundgaming]

@Leafsrule016 shut up meg ps he said sieg heil

[mynameisntvalid]

hahaha i cant understand but Coza Asy RWJ viewers will know what im tlking about

[fartx211]

I thumbsupped this video because the title says it is in German, as it should be.

[Themasterdefence]

German faggot.

[0ddFutureW0lf]

NAZIS

[WElHNACHTSMANN]

@0ddFutureW0lf The little 15 year old boy wants attention ooooooooooooooh

[0ddFutureW0lf]

@WElHNACHTSMANN hitler OUCHHHHHHHHHH

[WElHNACHTSMANN]

@0ddFutureW0lf we hate hitler in germany too, you little racist :D

[0ddFutureW0lf]

@WElHNACHTSMANN your liening i watch news you HO KILLERS FUCK YOU GO FUCK UP SOME BLACKE PEOPLE OR SOMTING YOU PUSSYS

[WElHNACHTSMANN]

@0ddFutureW0lf Haha my best friend is an Afro-American, you dutch junkie.

[PsychedelicSponge]

@0ddFutureW0lf Mwahahaha loser

[casualuserable]

@0ddFutureW0lf Mensch Freunchen, was laberst du eigentlich für einen Müll? -_- Lern erstmal vernüftig Englisch bevor weiter den Hampelmann spielst.

[0ddFutureW0lf]

@casualuserable I dont speak nazi

[casualuserable]

@0ddFutureW0lf Well, then use google translator sunny^^

[0ddFutureW0lf]

@casualuserable fuck youmy english is great as fuck NAZZZIIII

[casualuserable]

@0ddFutureW0lf "your liening i watch news you HO KILLERS FUCK YOU GO FUCK UP SOME BLACKE PEOPLE OR SOMTING YOU PUSSYS" <----- can you spot the mistakes?

[0ddFutureW0lf]

@casualuserable yea ... i am not black , FAIL.. NAZII

[DDmashine]

@0ddFutureW0lf ...like a gentleman



[xXxJokerManxXx]

why does Peter sounds like a guy with a fucked up tongue?

[Coooooooooolzful]

This is what i heard:

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[frayzer17]

warum hat das video soviele dislikes? ist doch sau geil xD

1.057 leute haben bestimmt versucht,mit dem Penis zu bewerten,und sind alle verrutscht...anfänger xD

[superstan26]

@frayzer17 weil das auf deutsch ist und die meisten leute die sich dieses videi angeshaut haben verstehen kein deutsch

[cramydeks]

@frayzer17 das sind die ganzen engländer und amis die meinen das die deutschen family guy videos scheiße sind... und das mein ich ernst bei fast jedem deutschen family guy video steht drunter "fucking germans with you fucking gemran language stop post german family guy " ich finds witzig wie sie alle durch family guy verblöden xD

[Ducktailsmitglied]

...gehört auf die Bühne

[PolskiLiberalizm]

hitler died

[1000000DJDeath]

why r they writing alot? o.o

[xPopxTartsx]

Am I supposed to conduct with my penis..?

[A11fr1end]

muss ich... muss ich etwa mit meinem penis kommentieren? xD

[MrPepig]

@A11fr1end hahahahaha :DD

[A11fr1end]

@MrPepig wow ich hab in 3 Tagen 136 likes bekommen.... danke 

[Shock4s]

@pinkslobber

Yes, 60 years. And your fellow Americans title us since 60 years still nazis. why?

and why i remember? you all remember this shit.

[Eckdreckweg]

the people from the USA are coming from europe

[gotenson1994]

am i... am i supposed to conduct with my penis?

[TheGlasbowl]

well actually german lost only by like 5 votes to get the official language of the USA when they were founded

[Marth123465]

i love how they all rage just because the video is in german who cares there are tons of other family guy videos in english just chill guys :D

[Chrissli3]

wieso is hier ne diskussion über hitler deutschland usw. bei nem Family Guy Video???

Chillt -_-

[21farenheit]

Germans make the largest ancestral group in the US. 15% of Americans -german descent.2 president, Hoover and Eisenhower.They have greatly contributed to all fields of American society. Roebling-Brooklyn Bride, Thomas Nast created Santa Claus, Uncle Sam , the donkey and elephant symbolizing the political parties. Shulz created "Peanuts' Baum wrote the Wizazard of Oz Writters like Steinbeck, Mann and Vonnegut. It goes on and on. On behalf of all Americans: Thank You Germany for your great gift".

[MermaidMacho]

@21farenheit how about to thank us for ur language... english is nothing less than a former german dialect. both developed and created words different to each other but they are still one family

[EinGuterSamariter]

@21farenheit don't forget albert einstein :D

[PsychedelicSponge]

@EinGuterSamariter Jew

[EinGuterSamariter]

@PsychedelicSponge yes but german :D

[PsychedelicSponge]

@EinGuterSamariter Stimmt. Und warum antworte ich eigentlich auf Englisch... :D

[klertzi]

@21farenheit ;3

[animestop95]

@21farenheit :D i have German decent...idk y but this comment made me happy

[abola2121]

@21farenheit A Germanophile who isn't a Neo-Nazi? That can't be right.

[Marcellomon]

@21farenheit don´t forget Heidi Klum 

[AustriaDictator]

@21farenheit

tl;dr

[DJAlGE11]

@21farenheit you forget something we were the one who brought you up to the moon ;)

[XtremeTetra]

@DJAlGE11 Thats true, but sadly, like many German things, it comes from Hitler.. And was made for war and pain

[DJAlGE11]

@XtremeTetra jep the guy who invented the v2 also invented your rocket ...

but that was your responsible (if you are american) to lock down this man but instead it was only about the money and the fame ...

[MrKentakie]

An alle die denken das die deutschen nur wegen Hitler Nazis sind, haben noch nie das vergnügen gehabt deutsche kennen zu lernen. Amerikaner sind zwar immer etwas voreingenommen weil sie es nicht anders beigebracht bekommen trotzdem sind sie eine andere Kultur und haben eine Andere Sprache. Es gibt das Gerücht das Deutschland bei einer abstimmung für die Weltsprache mit einer Stimme im rückstand lag. Aber ob diese dennoch wahr ist weiß ich nicht.

P.S.: Use the translator if you don´t understand.

[samwestonc]

... Should... should I translate the penis?

[iamchris4lifefan11]

the only german i understood was "penis"

[XxLimedx]

I'm not german and I find this offensive.

[TheSouthpark517]

MUSSICH JAH FLAP meinem siftruy eightosu dosnsix fosdbe THUMBS oochallea ldodhgfy UP 

[MrObenhouse]

warum so viele thumbs down? :(

[AnnsBoredom]

it says 'german' in the title, and you complain that you don't understand it? seriously. uû

[Khaenz]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HE SAID PENIS AND A LOT OF RNADOM STUFF :D

[Fralinur123]

All the drama coming from both sides is so hilarious. Let's hope some of those 100k+ view vids on the right side of my screen are in German too.

[SILVERGAMESonline]

Steht doch extra (german) hintendran. Also wieso regen die sich so auf? Sind doch selbst dran Schuld wenn sie draufklicken xD

It must be terrible to live in America!!!

[Shock4s]

@pinkslobber , kill you self. you are an russian-idiot !

And for the rest ami-nazis. You are the biggest looooosers. With most deficit, no ideas, chronikel illness *dumbass*. The time that Hitler say Hello, i kill you all are OVER

No Sieg Heil any time. Well...

Mit besten grüßen Shock4s

Es ist schon tragisch das den fetten MC kindern in den süd-staaten immer die Geschichte mit Gehrinwäsche verabreicht wird.

[pinkslobber]

@Shock4s

No you.

And why do you remember about Hitler? Who cares? That was 60 years ago. Forget it.

[pinkslobber]

ENGLISH is a World language!!! NOT GERMAN!!!

i can't understand anything :'(

From Russia with HATE >8(

[MrGtalcs1]

@pinkslobber you can read(GERMAN) YOU RUSSIAN ASSHOLE

[St1nktier]

@pinkslobber why do u watch a video with (german) in the headline if u dont understand it? moron