unfortunately....911 operaters are surprisingly JUST LIKE THAT. it almost KILLED ME AND SUCKED MY LIFE FORCE FROM ME when i was going through this REAL incedent, but now i'm okay and so is my dead best friend(because he's dead and doesnt have to deal with these shitty 911 people anyway) and this is somehow morbidly funny.....god life is wierd.
I know a great (maybe the best one) joke but it'd be better delivered by a pukkah comedian. I told it to a mate of mine when we were waiting for a takeaway and the people in the restaurant erupted when I delivered the punchline. Had no idea all ears were on me. Was about a travelling salesman and a missing turd as far as I recall. Was decades ago
WHAT IT DO!? my fav comedian is dane cook cause he won iron chef for t bagging a bear trap and then used such ingredient of his nutz for mac and cheese WHAT IT DO!?
guys don't get angry at this guy HOW MANY GOD DAMN TIMES DO YOU HAVE TO BE TOLD HE DIDN'T SAY IT WAS THE FUNNIEST JOKE EVER IT WAS WHEN SCIENTISTS TESTED IT ON RETARDS LIKE YOU SO SHUT UP
i love nerf
supahninjadude 7 hours ago
KYLE LACH!
Sqwenus 11 hours ago
your milf mother
BACONandYOGURT 4 days ago
elvis presley
poopypantshehehe 1 week ago
Best comedian::::: GABRIEL IGLESIAS!!!!!!!!!!!!
feli307 1 week ago
Carl barron
bradscribz 2 weeks ago
Funniest comedien YOU
Builttoshredify 2 weeks ago
Lee Evans woooooo
LAZERDUDE1000 4 weeks ago
THE FUNNYIEST COMIEDEN IS RUSSELL HOWARD
joyjoy111222333 4 weeks ago
kevin hart
TheLiljo28 1 month ago
FTW
TheTy92ty 1 month ago
Shit
StahEcc 1 month ago
That is such a cute pickle lmao
DavidWood17 1 month ago
At 0:25 , i thought he was gonna say WTF!
sachureedas 1 month ago 13
nice pickel thing in the back
RohandraBonisha 1 month ago
Jerry Seinfeld..WHATTSS UPP WIITHH THHAATT????
vargas4211 1 month ago
fuck sake put your camera in front of your monitor next time so we cant tell you're reading a goddamn script
AlbinoGhandi 1 month ago
Stupid
xTheMinecraftCrew 2 months ago
Peter Griffin, you look like him.
justinin5 2 months ago
The fat kid in the sidebar.
MSDOSQQ 2 months ago
john bishup defo
jaksann 2 months ago
Hitler
LittleChillinC 2 months ago
Bruno is the funniest ever
TombEagle7 2 months ago
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Josh Blue!
GotFlow5 2 months ago
George Carlin... Hands down
PersianLord1995 2 months ago
i don,t get it
:)
ashleybarton100 2 months ago
KEVIN HART!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SuicidePoopsicle 2 months ago
This guy is obviously the best comedian...
SneakadyBug 2 months ago
zach galifasdfghjklkjhbgv
123hahamax 2 months ago
my favourite comedian is will smith
hd4886 2 months ago
that is not funny dat is stupid
hd4886 2 months ago
wtf
TMCPowerGamer 2 months ago
Hehe I love Margret Cho
Sammy122399 2 months ago
Hehe I love Margret Cho
Sammy122399 2 months ago
You
mstear1 2 months ago
gotttttta b lee evans deffo
TheKittycat967 2 months ago
LEE EVANS!!!!!!!!!!!!
TheGamers40 2 months ago
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Micheal McIntyre
TheCompPro 2 months ago
wtf
mrlorco123 2 months ago
wtf
mrlorco123 2 months ago
Dave Chappele
YoungSimbah 2 months ago
FTW
liveurlifeloudly 2 months ago
jeff dunham
desaraeleavell1 2 months ago
Daniel tosh :3
K0Rn4l1FE 3 months ago
Lee Evens
baddam95 3 months ago
GEORGE CARLIN
ythagakure 3 months ago
I am my favorite comedian
AhhhGetLow 3 months ago
lee evans!
GamerRyan1999 3 months ago
LLLLEEERRRROOOOYY JEENNKINS!!!!!!!
imQuiick 3 months ago
daaaaaaave chappeeeeeeellllee
tiopira5 3 months ago
Stewart Francis
KHR1997 3 months ago
Michael McIntyre!!!
GrimeInItHard 3 months ago
your mother lmao!!!!!!!! kidding your mother :D
17845307442 3 months ago
bill cosby!!! jk
iamdeath123me 3 months ago
the funniest comedian in the world is not you =)
red13444 3 months ago
lol nice one
17845307442 3 months ago
that joke sucks i have funnier jokes than that and i`m 10
kneli72 3 months ago
ahkmed the dead terist
stepup3able 3 months ago
michael mcintyre(:
ChloeAndTashaRandom 3 months ago
fluffy
Marv202 3 months ago
jeff dunham
gordalaunion 4 months ago
i'd like to play cod with hittler to fuck up his 6million to 1 Kill / death ratio
micmclachlan 4 months ago
00:54 theres no country called black
MrMex4life 4 months ago
TIM VINE!
JohneGold123 4 months ago
HAHA I laughed my ass off at that joke FTW
steveyissocoollike 4 months ago
unfortunately....911 operaters are surprisingly JUST LIKE THAT. it almost KILLED ME AND SUCKED MY LIFE FORCE FROM ME when i was going through this REAL incedent, but now i'm okay and so is my dead best friend(because he's dead and doesnt have to deal with these shitty 911 people anyway) and this is somehow morbidly funny.....god life is wierd.
artgirlwethepeople 4 months ago
This guy is fucking hilarious, i cant believe i've never seen his videos before. WHAT IT DO!!!
MostCallMeSmoke 4 months ago in playlist More videos from iOnurb
gabriel inglesis
jerimiah0000 4 months ago
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keff donom
jeff
gillandrebecca35 4 months ago
keff donom
gillandrebecca35 4 months ago
niggerland!!!!
thegman519 4 months ago
u`re pretty retarded
yynnoopp 5 months ago
my dick
MultiFOOTBALLS 5 months ago
George Carlin
joshhensel69 5 months ago
that joke was funny
darnellabc1 5 months ago
Chris Rock!!
airsoftpwn96 5 months ago
Daniel Tosh!
caseyimhof8 5 months ago
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THIS GUY IS A WORST CUNT.
roryprice1 5 months ago
either im an idiot and didnt get it, or did this joke just not make me even smile or a smirk, or a squint of the eyes?
rammsteinTOtheMAX 5 months ago
my favorite comiedien is Ron White
crazychris4191 5 months ago
BOB SAGETTTTT
monkeysmeow 5 months ago
russle peters
nestle292 5 months ago
my dig
instant95 5 months ago
jim carey jim carey jim carey
lyricman9000 5 months ago
you remind me of the kid from two and a half men
IncRapper 6 months ago
Howie Mendell
Brayden123Vin 6 months ago
not the funniest but still good :)
MrMoonCraft 6 months ago
Jeff Dunham
TheCkasel 6 months ago
the funniest joke ever "half life 3"
gelu4056 6 months ago
OK ahaha maybe the worst joke in the world!!! no offense on u dude i know it wasnt ur data.
ibellew1 6 months ago
I know a great (maybe the best one) joke but it'd be better delivered by a pukkah comedian. I told it to a mate of mine when we were waiting for a takeaway and the people in the restaurant erupted when I delivered the punchline. Had no idea all ears were on me. Was about a travelling salesman and a missing turd as far as I recall. Was decades ago
Rikk303 6 months ago
Ur mom
Naylor3610 6 months ago
me
HeroicPancake 6 months ago
Russell Peters
schennsational88 6 months ago
this guy in the video or Michael McIntyre!...
Chuckhuy7 6 months ago
WTF
mellaabaabyx 6 months ago
John pinette
tjba100 6 months ago
@tjba100 oh hell that guy is the shit
Darthsantana 6 months ago
ya mum
ViZuL4 6 months ago
i didnt laugh... I ROFLED
moshimonster33 7 months ago
gabriel iglesias
ExoTicxxClan1 7 months ago
I once did play wow with leroy
underwater984 7 months ago
MICHAL JACKSON !!!
Ihtiandrus007 7 months ago
does anyone like fish sticks?
Swordmastercalvin 7 months ago
WHAT IT DO!? my fav comedian is dane cook cause he won iron chef for t bagging a bear trap and then used such ingredient of his nutz for mac and cheese WHAT IT DO!?
xXrockstarXx209 7 months ago
the "funny" thing is tht i didnt laugh
VANILLASHADOWZ 7 months ago
george lopez
bart53111 7 months ago
he looks creepy at 0:26
bethanyandsummerbff1 7 months ago
DAAAAAANNNNEE COOOOOOOOK
badboymartinez1 7 months ago
You
8520rk 7 months ago
George Carlin.
Shad0wCl0wn 7 months ago
Funniest Joke EVER!!!! WOMENS RIGHTS AHAHAHAHAH jk
doomsday5278 7 months ago
Id like to play a video game with Corey Taylor from Slipknot
Ghost133RPG 7 months ago
id like to play with lady gaga
MrAndreasirio 7 months ago
FTW
wolfandbass 7 months ago
My favourite comedian is PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSS
mike11463 7 months ago
i hate you
weresmypants1 7 months ago
my big pinis
xdrexxdx1 7 months ago
my favorite comedian is adolf hitler
warriorskid3 7 months ago
my favourite comedian is michael mcylntyre
SYCxClan 7 months ago
Mr. Bean !
matheinazman 7 months ago
My Favourite Comedian Is The President Of The U.S.A
Epicnez1 7 months ago
my fav comedian is...ME
47dukeful 8 months ago
EPIC FAIL!!!
47dukeful 8 months ago
FTW
seenboom 8 months ago
my favorite comedian is Dave Chappelle
23divacuttie 8 months ago
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fuk u and ur mama
eastwilkes1998 8 months ago
Fuckin Lee evans
awesomenes150 8 months ago
Ha ha ha ha ha! Not funny. :-/
nandoz2 8 months ago
i swear on my life before he said who i would wanna play video games with, i said hitler!!!! before he even said it!
skillsistas 8 months ago
Jim Carrey
TheEvannice 8 months ago
IMHO
iOnurb = Eric Cartman
=)
SayHelloToJamal 8 months ago
Mike epps
MopCreater 8 months ago
NOT FUNNY
nerf6262 8 months ago
i realy dont like to say shit but this was the shetiest shit i have ever seen
darkbabylugia 8 months ago
that is a fat cunt that joke waz not funny and bit about scientists is bullshit
Outspoken9 8 months ago
Lee Evans FTW ;)
ThePlatinumHD 8 months ago
lee evans
MegaPenguin65 8 months ago
Hi my favorite is Gabriel Iglesias
SuperWolfwarriors 9 months ago
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what is wrong with the world!
depressedllama 9 months ago
kevin hart
TianDuhh 9 months ago
kevin har
TianDuhh 9 months ago
gabriel iglesias
LewinGang 9 months ago
i see a bananna
bam4louise 9 months ago
Steven Fry
Prezzie723 9 months ago
not fucking funny
flowersgame11111 9 months ago
Russel peters
logsta457 9 months ago
not funny
MrCivichatchback 9 months ago
lol ive heard this one before, is it rong i started to chuckle when he said my friend was dead?
ardeod 9 months ago
guys don't get angry at this guy HOW MANY GOD DAMN TIMES DO YOU HAVE TO BE TOLD HE DIDN'T SAY IT WAS THE FUNNIEST JOKE EVER IT WAS WHEN SCIENTISTS TESTED IT ON RETARDS LIKE YOU SO SHUT UP
TheJuicyOC 9 months ago
@TheJuicyOC Win.
iOnurb 9 months ago
@TheJuicyOC your a fuckin retard and i fuck her up the ass u dum cunt usa is shit
Outspoken9 8 months ago
bin laden
SaintsRow2Comedy 9 months ago
That's not funny
WWNCforeal 9 months ago
scientists have a horrible sense of humor lol
jaelintheskater 9 months ago
GAY!
marcosnz19 9 months ago
al gore
cliftongirl1022 9 months ago
George W. Bush
ElKaiserOriginal 9 months ago
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STUPID
SOO STUPID!
rikkigonz0420 9 months ago
STUPID
SOO STUPID
rikkigonz0420 9 months ago
lick my balls cause that was not fukin funny u bellend
1ngreeno 9 months ago
just tell the joke you fat fuck
BoltonASD 9 months ago
what the fuck
mphenley5074 9 months ago
lee evans
morgriffiths 9 months ago
anthony padilla
00732811 9 months ago
hahaha thats the best ever!!!!
unrealmagik 10 months ago
╭∩╮(︶︿︶)╭∩╮
UZIMACHI100 10 months ago
FTW
SuperSpoonZz 10 months ago
this guy needs to get a fucking life and does not make people laugh.
CookedPorkchop 10 months ago
CK Louis
xchek32 10 months ago
Russel Peters :P lol
funnyme75 10 months ago
this guys really gay
123thejose 10 months ago
Meeeeeeeeeeeee lol JK
KJtwinkle101 10 months ago
Sure as hell aint u. FTW
THEAIRSOFTMASTER5 10 months ago
FTW
THEAIRSOFTMASTER5 10 months ago
LEE EVANS!!!!!!!
awesomemogs5 10 months ago
Woody Harelson in zombieland
theawesomeofawesome 10 months ago
GREG GIRALDO!
FocSrallyX 10 months ago
this is shit
E7STaaRZz1 10 months ago
Adam Sandler
TheRdmf 10 months ago