Jeff Dunham on Jay Leno

[buterflygirl7890]

i freaking love achmed "i like de virgeen on de cowch" lol he so funny! "i keel u for a klondike bar"

[r1328862]

infidel (: love that ..ACHMED is the BEST ! next is pea ahaha (:

[keresas]

this guy is not only cute,but he's funny to! what a combo!

[StephanieHJonesz]

huhuHm kuschelbedarf und keiner da jemd Lust zu chattn

[redbasher636]

i don't get the croatia joke....

[DJRexim]

...So denounce your infidel faith. LOL

[TheRealChaos666]

i am from croatia.. i dont like that joke about my country.. not funny..

[Amrit1200]

jeff was on disney

[alajmix]

see the minute 1.50

focus on mouth

[TheMask180]

achmed ftw

[sameerk76]

Hey, is this the same Achmed. lol

[stockchalet]

Leno was exposed as a fraud when Kimmel acted like him and you realize how bad lenos jokes are, its hypnotically bad. He is a Racist too, he would never have Matisyahu on, Only Kimmel shows him, Letterman is a racist too and as big a lier and cheater as Leno, get rid of these creepees.

[BurtSteven]

@stockchalet Oh, you know Leno and Letterman personally? That's amazing. Can you ask them for a Autograph for me please? =)

Excuse the sarcasm, but every time someone judges about people he only knows from TV I have to laugh. Peace.

[DElaney09100]

kids these days they blow up so fast

[winxcode]

oh my god Achmed's act is so funny

[MusicDr26]

1:02-1:09 is Frickin' Hilarious!! LMTD!

[MRItachiWarrior2]

I love the way he says I KILL U

HAHAHAHAHA

[TitaniumPT]

he is very good with achmed

[supershock551]

"What time is it?"

"idk let me look at my crawtch"

i laughed so hard! xD

[15MaRyGaiL15]

LOL !!! =))

[phantommangagirl]

For part of Achmed's act I was like, "Wait, I just watched this video five minutes ago!" But then there were hilarious bits as well ("He kills you when you're sleeping/He chokes when you're awake"). :-) Very cool, Jeff Dunham.

"I KEEL YOU!"

[no1horselover]

Its amazing how putting a santa hat on a ugly skeleton puppet can suddenly make it cute!

[heroiini69]

i hate jay leno but i love Jeff Dunham

[sally22445]

"he kills you when your sleeping" "He chokes you when your awake" He knows if your a catholic or jew so denoce your infidel face. LMAO XD

[Skulblaka1987]

its 'so denounce your infidel faith' not 'face'

[sally22445]

LMAO XD oops thx for correcting me =)

[VortexProductions500]

No offense Jeff, but if you happen to be reading this, when you perform I noticed the same stuff from one of your previous performances "Spark of Insanity" from both Walter and Achmed. Run out of NEW jokes? I'm just saying, it's kind of getting old.

[luvdemferrets]

i agree. he had a few new ones from achmed though

[xXdeathmechXx]

72 virgins why not 72 slutty women who know what the hell there doing

i almost died laughing

[xXNJJXx]

Yes i am! Dont stand to close!! LOL! Funny dead terriost!

[sajee232]

achmed is more funnier

[sajee232]

kids love hoars lol

[WeThePeopleee]

i kill you !!

[johnnyjaramone]

greetings from Croatia,you rock !!!

[Q8ySurgeon]

he reminds me of that guy on the 24 series

btw, my name is Ahmad XD

[MegaSpikeymikey]

i love jeff dunham, but he pasted all the things they say from other shows :l

[Salado21TX]

"Silence I kill you" and "Hello infindels" funniest achmed quotes!!

[Salado21TX]

Achmed is hilarious!!

[Shelbycobra96dog]

this guy is stinken hilarious!!!

[alwazbored]

i just seen him last night for the identity crisis tour...he was halarious

[JawsJaws]

Jay Leno is way better than Letterman.

[yuukizelda]

he kills you when you slepping he chockes you when you are awake

[rajandavid]

Terror claus

[xXdaveXsuperstarXx]

Akhmed is way better then water.

[jt098s6712]

its Achmed and Walter

[xXdaveXsuperstarXx]

@jt098s6712

Sorry, it was just a typo.

[Axl207]

who is the virgin on the couch?

[masteryoda394]

anne hathaway,it's pretty obvious.

[beerpongpro13]

holy crap that last joke with achmed was funny as hell

[bazi6441]

Jeff Dunham amazing

[Karskin009]

XD he sounded like he hate fans

[HalliwellSon]

LOL

[ChocolateFish101]

ik jeff dunham is awesome but he must have been tired cuz around 1:56 his ventrilliquisim at the begining of sentances lags its weeird

[1sonskate]

Lol f....

[flutefreak357]

kids now they blow up so fast

[OceanOfDispear]

lmao gotta love it XD

[mineohno]

Is it just me or does Jeff Dunham look like Kiefer Sutherland?

[gzuzcamp]

2 very unfunny people get 3mil+ views.

You suck, humanity.

[AyhaN0CaN]

news:more gays in vatikan fuck again children

[robzombay72]

Fail

[ilovebananas1000]

he keeps saying the same jokes.

[LaikVictoria49]

Duh. it's an act. He had some different jokes, but most of the time comedians keep the same act for a while

[croatianforlife]

LOL

[JonnyMidnite1]

I WANT HIS JACKET!!!!!! !

[joecrazeekid]

Is it me or does jeff have a mullet?

[Y2JFan95]

I saw him last month in Stockton. Best 50 bucks I ever spent.

[robzombay72]

Sorry to hear that.

[IamPEPSIKID14]

lol thts y ur american and u find the stuff tht blows ur country up, u find it funny....wow yh ur a good american, i bet its sum1 related to u tht blows up america

[huyiy]

it almost seems like its an effort for him to move his lips when hes talking coz hes so used to not moving them

[vekukonec]

@ IamPEPSIKID14

when you grow up, someday you will acquire a sense of humor,( hopefully), maybe you will be just another stick up the ass Brit....

[antonycoop]

@vekukonec dont paint us all like him, im a brit and i think jeff is good,

[bleedfingerz]

my favr8 is achmed then maybe walter...then peanut n then maybe that whyte trash

[Derekiscanadian]

I KILL YOU!!!

[IamPEPSIKID14]

i dont even find this terrorist person thing funny

[lXxMerKxXl]

thats cuz your dumb

[wyatt0579]

coke is better

[buellcrazy]

This is good comedy, can some of you just enjoy what it is without bringing up racism!

It doesn't matter weather he making jokes about blacks, white, Mexicans...its just fricken comedy and he is good at what he does. Its peoples attitudes that make the world what it is, so throw your negative comments out the door and come in with better ones.

I'm not saying that you have to like Jeff and his characters just don't be so angry and negative because hes doing well, I like ya Jeff and good luck!

[compaq0806]

you are so right people today dont know good comedy hes funny and thats what makes the characters funny he has a talent and he uses it to make a living he dont mean no harm to anyone he just having fun making people laugh thanks

[WhatsTheBuzz101]

couldnt have said better myself

[misssexygirl191]

I Totally Agree With yu On Tht One I love his acts and Im Not American Im English and i still find it funny

[carrotop431]

Can someone tell me why this guy is so popular? He uses all of his characters to make fun of himself and make borderline racist comments, a la Carlos Mencia. I just don't get it

[steliospike]

silence!!!! i kill you!!!! xa0xa0xa0xa0xa0xa

[fluffycheep]

Oh yeah bring on the hate mails - because thats my favourite bit. People hate you because you dont like something. I think that is great. It gives me a laugh every morning before I go to work... Jeff is crap! :)

[fluffycheep]

Jesus H. Christ. Jeff is up there. He is saying to himself. "Fuck, all these people are laughing at my mainstream, crap, two dimensional jokes". "And I am making fucking money out of this too". "Fuck yeah". "I am going to just put no thought into any of my shows and sure I am getting paid anyway - who gives a fuck?". Well Jeff, some of us have a brain and can see your level and are, ya know, concerned. Where is Bill Hicks??? Jeff you are probably a nice guy, its nothing personal!

[simon52150]

hahahahahahahahaha

[Frontrunner1218]

This guy is great!

[strongmanmc]

hahahahahahahhahahahahahahahah­ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah­ahahahahahahahahahahah!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!

[hevmeanne1]

i'm seeing him live in april! brill! :)

[mcignas]

i saw shit coming from my ass :)

[faisal055858]

kiss my yallow ass

[dharmaseed]

Achmed's got the Groucho thing going on with his eyebrows.

[Xandereon]

he pulled the same joke at sparkz of insanity that watch crotch

[MrJawsom]

ya he kinda did the same jokes when on the tour

[44dolphan]

ha!!!!!!!!!!! swatch and crwotch!!!

[Rebinho14]

hmmm Jeff Dunham looks a bit like Kiether Sutherland

[Mariokartracer10]

Where's Peanut?

[BrOkEnAnGeL519]

be nice guys...this guy is a comedy genius!

[65ludwig]

@Ghettochicken espically dane cock...

[dominikaK13]

At my age? febreeze. lol ^_^

[yourwhitenoise]

So this is the Axis of Evil I've heard so much about.

[baddogg1231]

ur a freakin retard hes the funniest

[TheCreator4]

I agree.

But turn on the closed captions and it's gold. XD

[col000in]

@fluffycheep WHY ARE YOU WATCHING THIS

[fluffycheep]

Good question. I wont be watching it again. I suppose one has to see something first then make up their mind.

[GuttedByCorpso]

Fluffecheep I totally agree, you are a load of crap. instead of his dummy killing you, you should save him a trip and off yourself. PS: please mother fucker

[fluffycheep]

What? I should kill myself because I think something is crap? That is your advise? No wonder the world is fucked up. I'm not even going to insult you back. What is the point? To be honest your comment is funnier than the crap I decided to watch in the first place..... I am going to leave more comments from now on.... Thanks

[SexyKingPatrick]

"For 72 vigin, why not 72 slutty women who no wat the hell there doing."

[danielramkhalawan]

lol i think he is very funny

[112CRAZYFROG112]

"Kids these days, they blow up so fast!"

[DavidKing2012]

He knos if ur catholic or Jew so denounce your infidel faiiiiiiiith...

Haha lol

[duncansobe12]

i got cob webs in my crotch lol!!

[mytube46]

LOL.. who was the girl?.. (the guest)

[kangirroo]

I think Anne Hatheway

[hokiericky]

looks like Anne Hathaway

[fonchiniman]

Kids theas days just blow up so fast

[soflabob]

too funny as usual!

[diljot35]

r u kidding me, i'd kill u for a klondike bar

LOL

[EYworm]

what time is it

I don't know let me look at my crotch

[KennyRobinson74]

lol what time is it? idk let me look at my crotch!

[waking09]

cool i love this, and achmead is sorry, i'll kill you, cool.

[Exterdeath8]

'why 72 vergins why not 72b sluty women that know what the f**k there doing' lol i kill you!

[dem1gad]

Бу га га :D

[MorciTheCroat]

LOL, Croatch :-)

[CyberChick2011]

Don't stand too close...Lol. :)

[CRAZYM3X1CAN1]

I also like the virgin on the couch.

[sparks435]

is that anne hatahway sitting in the side?

[Aria1901]

@sparks435 Yeah it looks like her...

[MrAnonymous825]

Shes hot.

[moonbro4]

screw leno leno is walter

[d15craxx]

Jay Leno with the infamous chin chin

[Kimimara6]

Good night I Kill U!

[GABEISKING]

He kills you when your sleeping, he chokes you when your awake, he knwos if ur a cathlic or jew so hide ur infidel face!!!!!!

[teddy71894]

I think he said, "and denounce your infidel faith."

[Clar1593]

you're the best Achmed! XD

[GABEISKING]

ya!

[CRAZYM3X1CAN1]

I love Walter and Achmed.

[grunt616]

he looks like jack bauer or Kiefer Sutherland

[JaccoDman]

lmao

[PLAEWYATT]

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[nowashunderwear]

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[SlashLivesForever]

haha i love that virgin on the couch... haha

i kill you

[alfamud]

Fucking HILARIUS!!!!

[runemaniac312]

Oh shit...IM Catholic D:

DONT KILL ME,TERRORCLAUS!!

[stgm]

uuuuuuguh. Jay Leno and Jeff Dunham. I can't think of any way to make this a worse combinations.

[darkangle70s]

why do u hate jeff?

at least he's talented right?

not everyone can do this and make everybody laugh

[stgm]

He's a talented ventriloquist, but his jokes and characters are fucking awful.

[RedxLightning4694]

@stgm SILENCE! i kill you till your dead! and thats worse

[tallymandy]

hahah love how he mentioned croatia!! :)

[xakes]

72 sluts.......

[DanieruDesu]

:))))

[balin2k]

thats gotta be the biggest a terroist has ever got in the west LOL. maybe its becuase he is dead

[moisesmojo]

i just love this guy..so very talented!!!

[shyjames1]

lol.....:)

[tamarahappycakes]

I luv this one but the skeliton acmon is better lol

[gothicnoob]

I KILL U!

[AV8R4HM]

I would like to see him and Terry Fator together.

[sasha1905]

i like the virgin on the couch...

hahaha ur the best jeff ^^

[darkangle70s]

who was that virgin?

[KULCAT]

i kill youuu

[devster117]

GO JAAAY. WOOO!

[SBPROUDUCTIONS]

Some us this is from other episodes

[chocolatevigor]

Jeff you are the man. Great Job...

[chocolatevigor]

Jeff is the man...

[ricewave]

Kids these days Blow up so fast... LOL

[paige7906]

324 is awesome!!!