Steven taylor handball????

[VicRattlehead50]

The sub Steven Taylor on the line

[dramamur]

You gotta hand it to him. In a split-second he decided the only way he could maybe trick the referee from ruling it a deliberate hand-ball was to feign injury in a dramatic way. Great try. Too bad the ref was cold-blooded.

[bangtidy1981]

biggest ballsack in football should be banned for life and he plays for the scum

[roddyrodrodrod]

what an absolute cunt. 

[CCComboMaN]

0:21 this is jut like a Matrix

[REDCARJAMES1]

firstly its more realistic than those console games.

secondly steven you pillok given would be there easy but given is at a better club now

thirdly i hate newcastle so hahaha

[jdnufc123]

@REDCARJAMES1 Given was beat there mate, he had no chance with it.

[REDCARJAMES1]

@jdnufc123 ok second analysis your right

[sonicovwashy]

Football Focus sent me here :)

[hardings930]

If you rushed to Youtube to see this 'coz' you LYAO at it on Football Focus, give this the thumbs up. ;)

[DylanDennison1993]

Like this if you're on here because you saw it on Football Focus.

[rodders0223]

Football focus ftw

[JamesUrch]

no-scope!

[martychanny50]

if that had been an barca defender, they would played on...

[Bubblezbigd]

Steven Taylor didn't cheat, Vassell shouldn't have aimed for his arm...XD

[kingcoc1]

next barca centre back lol

[26louth]

anyone else notice that its actually a very good save by taylor!

[andythomps]

Newcastles next keeper?



[gaiuskaiser]

Taylor is a homosexual disgrace

[jordiejonny]

Haha steven taylor is a legend

[redbajankid66]

LOOL...I wouldn't have given the penalty just because of that great acting...People say the game is ful of cheating...but this was fricken hilarious

[WickedMediaz]

Lets not forget the good referee that didn't fell for it :)

[Boogeyman149]

Funny as fuck, I'm a villa fan but taylor should've got a medal for that, not a red card

[johnbinnsy]

cunt

[sambabali]

lol... he got back up again directly... what a toon hero

[10Zissou10]

Platoon!

[iantobbsatmillbrook]

did Villa score the pen???

[Konartwist]

The amazing thing is how the fuck did he not manage to score that !!

taylor = legend

[NuFc0X0Longbenton]

He done it again against our 1-0 at Wigan, and our 2-2 draw with Chelsea. At wigan it hit his hand and he pretended it hit his stomach, and at Chelsea it hit his hand that was in the air on the wall, then he pretended it hit his chest, he's a legend though. 3 goals in 3 games, scoring in all 3, hes a better player than Williamson all round.

[Rassamdul]

Commitment or Cheat? its actually a huge question

[jamesharriotttoon]

@Rassamdul Commitment

[iDzzx]

That's what you call commitment. ;D

[AlexJamesSmith123]

Duh obviously a sniper

[fappercino]

The referee must have been laughing his fucking ass off at that!

>:-D

[afro10k]

I'm sorry people, I don't know what you're seeing, the ball clearly hit him in the chest.

[monstermunch26]

its a great save

[MKDando]

decent save actually.

[HenryisArsenal14]

maybe andy carrol was in the crowd......? ;)

[theNC3001]

is it not a great thing? Uruguan defensivemen in the World Cup did the same, got a completely fare penalty awarded, which the goalie save, keeping his team in until the semi finals. Its a sacrificial marterdom that is in no way cheating. He got kicked off, missed many games and in exchange, opposing teams get a free penalty... If you cant score a penalty, you dont deserve the goal. It should not be recognized that way.

[afro10k]

@theNC3001 No, it's not a great thing, Suarez robbed Ghana in the world cup, furthermore, this was the stupidest thing i've seen Steven Taylor do in his Newcastle career, we were already losing and were down to 9 men (same match as the Bowyer Dyer fight), this killed the match.

[DiamondWarrior]

@afro10k The Dyer/Bowyer fight happened at 3-0.. :/

[afro10k]

@DiamondWarrior Well ain't I the goose. Fair point.

[skind9119]

did what and players would do, if you have no chance of stopping it why not take one for the team, a penalty isnt a guarntead goal... altough the thratrics were as good as any klinsmann did

[necaxissta]

Was he re-enacting a scene from Platoon?

[RainbowWWwarrior]

fatality

[scarecrowe94]

it was obviously a sniper in crowd

[joe89nufc]

he would be a good keeper

[riazomonero]

I don't know what is funnier, the aston villa player falling over, or the sub steven taylor on the line.

[lLoRDBrY]

haha he looks like he would be good at limbo! see how long he stays in that position for :p

[jimmycarr22]

in fairness it was a fairly terrible finish by Vassel!!

[gonkheed]

i am a newcastle fan and thought it was funny.he was play acting so he wouldn,t get sent off.not as bad as trying to get an opponent sent off but he still made a fool of himself.

[davidw6130]

hahaha hes betta thn given lmao

[shahel2008]

Hahahahahaha wrong but funny

[soscmp]

all chest.

[somaliexpert100]

He sucks

[catalan0111]

i dont get the point of this video.. someone please explain

[gunners911]

what a save

[Mnchsterr1]

it blatantly hit his chest.

[coley321]

mite aswell try nd get away wiv it lol gd acting

[REDCARJAMES]

ouch that must have really hurt his chest, ha cool vid, i saw this on blinders and blunders

[joss013123]

What a knob, how did he think he would get away with pretending he was injured?

[russelNUFC]

was this the same match lee bowyer and dyer we're fighting in?? cant remember.

[huzoso]

@russelNUFC yes i believe it was. if you look at the pitch there is the same ciconcentric circle pattern, also the time and weather conditions are similar.

[TheZuL]

i'm a newcastle fan..and that was funny hahaha

[Tiyong55]

LOL

[cotynatolato]

he's better than almunia

[TeamLayCool]

@cotynatolato

Madonna's better than Almunia.

despite the fact shes been scored against a lot.

[rossogooner]

he's now transfer listed.....arsenal move?

[toonarmy1992]

tbh if that was you what would you do? go Oh damn yeah i hand balled it dont owrry ill just send myself off, and other leagues are worse than the prem by a mile.. spanish and italian are the worst

[andybarone1984]

did the other team score on the penalty?

[RandomHero1210]

@andybarone1984

yes they did

it was aston villa, gareth barry

[fremont1996]

Its not really on purpose. A yellow card should have been appriopriate. Anyway that lousy Villa turd nugget can't even finish. Fucking slam it in the roof of the net. Someone has to teach him how to strike harder and not slot it in slowly when a fucking defender's on the line

[cphthomsen]

@fremont1996 So now its only a yellow card for saving a shot heading for goal with your hand? Dude you need to learn the rules or watch synchronized swimming instead

[prosk8tor1]

well what can i say, brilliant save! (:

[imgonnaknifeyouu]

this is vassell fault he cant finished. P.s your replays are crap. Considering he clearly handballed it and you set out to show proof of this you didnt half go along way to fucking it.

[Glennsnake]

taylor is a top class defender and its clear to see this was accidental.

Should never have been a pen and a red card.

There was no way he could have moved to stop this from hitting his arm.

Plain and simple.

[chridouk]

@Glennsnake well said

[Lucatoni301]

höö was that a dive after the handball ?! xDD

[solltang]

it gets funnier and funnier the more times you watch it

[BreakDown1996]

I couldn' sotp laughing lol "or was it a sniper?"

[stefanarak]

Suarez!

[xHAL5T3Dx]

i wonder who it was on the line?

[chris275112]

the sub steven talyor on the line....

[chemiker002]

Or was it a sniper.. xDD

I laughed so hard. :D

[ibanez777vbk]

this idiot taylor does this on a regular basis.ive seen him do a lot worse than this

[thrillamf]

LOL, english players should do this more often.

[magnet101]

What a tit. I'm looking forward to seeing this lad get dicked on week in week out next season.

[PandorasLuckbox]

but... but... I thought english players didn't cheat?

this has destroyed my whole sense of reality.

[Treble0henson]

@PandorasLuckbox he a horrible geordie cunt! What do you expect

[boeershna]

@Treble0henson

actualy Steven Taylor is from London, although he is a Newcastle product.

[comehereformusic]

@PandorasLuckbox Yeah exactly what I thought! Diving and cheating mentioned in the same breath as our gallant heroic lions like Rooney and Terry? Nonsense! Its only foreign scum who cheat!

Englishmen wake up. The earth is not flat, but round.

[united22]

@comehereformusic seriously, why are you arguing against something that no one has argued for? silly twat.

[united22]

@PandorasLuckbox who said they didn't?

[liamwitdre]

@PandorasLuckbox Yeh but he wasn't tackled and didn't dive like a bitch like most foreign players, namely the italians..

[FreckletonBoy]

@liamwitdre No, he managed to dive like a bitch without HAVING to be tackled.

[thedprp]

@PandorasLuckbox One example doesn't mean they are all the same.

Whereas in other footballing countries there are a much higher percentage of cheating bastards.

[blandflabbis]

@thedprp Walcott, Andy Johnson, Owen, Gerrard, Rooney... there are plenty of other examples.

I think it's a fair point that when a British player dives they tend to get the benefit of the doubt more than a foreign player.

[billybxox]

@blandflabbis Gerrard is nowhere near as bad as the others- At least there is usually contact when he goes down! but then look at C.Ronaldo and Nani etc... how much more do they dive!

Anyway, could the player have strained something there, good acting either way?

[blandflabbis]

@billybxox I don't know, a pretty terrible dive against Andorra comes to mind.

I think some nationalities do dive more than others on average, but I also think it's fair to say that the media treat British divers a bit more kindly than they treat foreign players. When a foreign player does it there's no hesitation in calling them a disgrace, but when a British player dives they usually get a sympathetic "he's not that kind of player, he's lost his footing, blah blah blah".

[gerardaven]

Good on him, good to see the barcodes back in the prem too!!

[Mibabalou]

lol

[ih8mcfly]

he took 1 for the team, gives a chance for keeper to save it when they take a penalty. good on him!

[mikel2187]

that is a world class save! quality theatrics aswell haha

[AGIO330]

i mean geordie lol

[AGIO330]

lmao wtf? someone please explain 'gerodies' for the American here hahahah

[AGIO330]

why does he fall like that, does he have downs syndrom?

[purpleaki06]

Why are Geordie footy fans such nobs?

[steve30toon]

@purpleaki06 Why are you such a cunt?

[purpleaki06]

@steve30toon I dont mind being a cunt. I quite like it.

But you Geordies when it comes to footy are utter utter nobs. You are an embarrassment.

[steve30toon]

@purpleaki06 Utter nobs? Is that your way to describe a fan who supports his team through thick and thin, sells out the ground in a shit league? Travels thousands of miles every season spending a fortune to watch my team? Then yes we are nobs you complete and utter prick.

Who do you support? No doubt you are a fickle cunt.

[purpleaki06]

@steve30toon Yes that is EXACTLY how i would describe you. Newcastle United are irrelevent i this country. Its only in your own heads that they are important.

and yet other fans STILL hate your guts. Imagine that? Being irrelevent and STILL HATED!!!! hahahaha.

[steve30toon]

@purpleaki06 Come back to me when you have had some schooling and learnt how to spell you thick cunt.

And you still didn't tell me who you support! Something to hide you IRRELEVANT tosser. hahahaha.

[purpleaki06]

@steve30toon Oh Steve. You so loco!!

[carlet123]

kira hahaha, best comment ever, well almost hehe

[MakisOlympiakos17]

very smart i think....but cleanly handball...

[liambee07]

what a tit!!!!!! no wonder caroll punched the daft twat

[TheJtm12]

wa a save

[SunderlandFlyingBoat]

Its been quiet for far too long.Sugar Ray Carroll and Dame Judy Taylor restore my confidence in St James' Park comedy playhouse.

[iwontforgetthisok]

hahaha even andy carroll cannot stand this useless pos, even as a teammate

[bman9999bman]

good on him i would ov done the same sav the toon it was gannin in anyway

[waterstone21]

Why don't you learn how to speak English you stupid fuck!?

[bman9999bman]

u called slang ya mug

[waterstone21]

wtf "u called slang". Are you fucking retarded your northern monkey?

[eXodusVV]

Newcastle would of got relegated years earlier if shay given wasn't in goal.

[Tavares960]

:) sorry,but Taylor is hero.Seve goal like defender :)

[CaptainKubla]

I was there and the whole lot of us were pissing ourselves laughing.....LMAO......It was fucking pathetic. Shame on yer Laddie! Funny though :D

[topperboy1]

Deliberate handball and making a tweat of himself.

[RoyalDevil3]

what did he get a red card for

[leshkaka]

@RoyalDevil3 are you kidding?

[RoyalDevil3]

@RoyalDevil3 i was kidding

[topperboy1]

Well you magpies certainly dont like it when we get a bit of our own back and we are top dogs sorry I mean cats.

Now go and watch your shit team and Mr .Taylor diving about like a twat and handling the ball in the fizzy pop league. Im getting a bit sick of taking the piss out of yous now so fuck off

Over and out.

[topperboy1]

domy449, time to go to specsavers you blind twat

[tedybear335]

Taylor,Henry and Mradonna are brothers now!!

[DevilWearsOath]

and messi

[domy449]

he lived in london for 4 days (when he was born)...am i the only one who can see the bullet hit him :P

WHOS THE GEORDIE IN DEFENCE

IN DEFENCE

IN DEFENCE

WHOS THE GEORDIE IN DEFENCE

STEVEN TAYLOR

[topperboy1]

He should have used his hand instead of his head against Derby he might have scored

[watagoalxD]

the sub steven taylor on the line

the sub steven taylor on the line

the sub steven taylor on the line

the sub steven taylor on the line

the sub steven taylor on the line

[111Magpie111]

Netball player getting her knickers in a twist

V

V

V

[DoubleBubble1984]

This is typical of the black and white prick, seems to do it a lot in matches, he already looked like a bell end wearing that strip he just capped it off with the most retarded dive ever.

[topperboy1]

Bleeds black and white, yeah typical geordie cheating cunt,its a wonder they never ran on the pitch and tried to get the game stopped.

[grantmckee123]

Steven Taylor is from London you complete tool.

[topperboy1]

Wish you geordies would make your minds upsome say he is a geordie some say he isnt .Apparently he was born in London but classes himself as a geordie,

has lived as a geordie since he moved here has a geordie accent,plays as a geordie so what is he a fucking martian you thick twat, by the way an England call up is on the cards for him --------- at fucking netball.

[grantmckee123]

Don't ever, ever call me a Geordie again, you inbred megalith.

[topperboy1]

I wasnt calling you a geordie and I didnt say he was from London, read the comment you will see that I said he is a typical geordie cheating cunt

[KodaKumi101]

@topperboy1 LOL FUCK OFFR U FUCKING TWAT MAN!!!

Every newcastle video i am linked to you've got your dick up its ass...PISS OFF

[Them3siah]

definite sniper, probs a smog snuck in, an shot im

lawl

[supershearer206]

Haha get in stevie lad. This lad bleeds black & white. Gota love him

[topperboy1]

What a fucking embarrassment that guy is he should hang his head in shame

what an example to kids he is, bigger cheat than Thierry Henry

[parkoursomi]

nice save!:D

[sonofelgar]

that shit was intentional...i love how he folded up on the ground like a piece of paper. he really looked as if he'd been shot.

[chrisere9]

It wasn't intentional so why? It was ball to hand.

[iarethekeymaster]

Who are you, his mum? He stuck his arm out and saved!

[chrisere9]

I duno i can't see it i want him to do it in slow montion

[RhodriR]

jeeze how is he still alive?

[TheJeniuz]

i like the way Vassel dodged the bullet.

[RobTaku]

Anyway, he got PWNED

[NiceGuyJosh1]

give the guy a break, he was obviously shot by a sniper!

[intheTea04]

It's like something from Lord of the Rings! Like he's been shot by an archer!

[AbovePerfect]

it was Kira from Death Note.

[arturcaiano]

ahahahah!!!

[Guuuzi]

@AbovePerfect

Ahahahahahaa, great, dude, great! xDDD

[domy449]

more to the point...why did vassell hit it there ???

hes shite

[Marky1989N1]

eh areu ok??he would have scored only for a professional foul

[domy449]

he cud have easily slotted it past taylor...but vassel is shit

[IanAndDanny]

You people laugh, but what would u do in the same position? retards

[xacidicz]

Keeper knifed him!

[Macnaghte]

well Given is Irish

[banana0gangster]

what are u saying about thee Irish ?

[Macnaghte]

wats it 2 u

[banana0gangster]

wat isnt it to me shithed?

[westhamcharlie1]

SNIPER!

[KingDJ000]

he got shot off a sniper so how the hell is that handball lol,

[RED2345555]

not handball

[safcdaniel]

Are you retarded?

[MjkingofpopMj1]

Actually a good save HAHAHa

[Rubdesalmado]

that was not stupid... they were losing 1 - 0 and they were in the last minutes of the game... the red card doesnt affect the team, and there was a possibility that the player miss the penalty

[FCMosquito]

He should have been a goal keeper, amirite?

[wongkwanhk]

lol thats fccking funny

[woot0024]

hey why not try and see if the ref doesn't notice?