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  • I'd sooner worship the comet in comet song and drink the cool aid before buying into scientology. :p Also what exactly did scientology do to piss off/ attract the attention of anonymous?

  • He is so short! Tom Cruise is like 5'7 and towers over this guy. He's gotta be like 5'3 or 5'4, who the hell can he abuse?

  • @Nerevar1990 Napoleon was a short dude too and he conquered nearly whole Europe. Also, don't forget that Miscavige is a psychopath, he's got the power of insanity.

  • OMG I had to LMAO at this one...hilarious! Love the ANONYMOUS!!!

    ***Hey...if Scientology can help me win the lottery where do I sign up?***

  • The way to happiness?

    DESTROY SCIENTOLOGY'S 'Church" & put bum Miscavige in PRISON. Forever. (Until Xenu returns to bail him out with a DC-9 airlift LOL)

  • Not gonna lie dumb video that's it

  • dude his hair is too perfect

  • LOOK AT HIM. HE IS NOT A HUMAN BEING. HE IS AN ANDROID, AND HE WANTS HUMAN KIND TO TURN INTO HIM.

    PLEASE GET THESE ANDROID'S BATTERIES OFF FOR THE SAKE OF HUMANITY.

  • we know this now... and are taught it as a drive by religion... not good for what happened... funded... not nice people... miscavige and massoud will be exposed soon... be patient...

  • Aww people don't like you. You who are PROVEN to use illegal activities against your enemies! You who are openly attacking psychiatry for the sole reason that it is one of the only possible ways to counter your brainwashing techniques!

    You who attack your opponents physically, sometimes publicly.

    You use deceit as a part of your belief system, even deceiving new members about the truth we all know about the Xenu nonsense! By the time you get there, they have all your money!

  • LOL Awsome! Bravo, Bravo! 

  • Miscavige, this circus dwarf. I'd like to grab and suspend him by the neck.

  • Scientology is a terrorist organisation, david is osama in drag,,,,

  • That d00d is a little pussy just like Anon.

  • the good stuff of the group I found it helped me to to avoid dangerous people, my sister never listens to me, she wants nothing to do with it, but it;s her friends into bondage and such that cause me worry for her

  • what does david choose to sleep in

    not a tempurpedic

    a topsy turvy tomato planter

    upside down and dilated

  • david miscavige is a fuck nut with his head up his hole

  • Stop this!!! Stop this right now. I will sue!!! I'll have my thugs do what thugs have been doing for decades. Fuck you!

  • @DavidMiscaviage LMAO, fuck you miscavage

  • What a scum. Just the same old $cientology bullshit, only recycled like fucking robots.

  • @analyzingfunny FUCK YOU for attacking the reglion itself, I will say miscavage is garbage but thats where I draw the line, I know too many people who are perfectly happy, and helped by sceintology, so FUCK YOU

  • @writertrump No, FUCK YOU for supporting the "religion" itself which stalked Gareth Cales, thne posted a youtube video meant to terrorize the nation, I will say $cientology is garbage, but thats where I draw the line, I know too many people (about 9000) that got cease and desist letters form and are not happy, and scientology hurts people, so FUCK YOU. I will protest these nasty mutherfuckers (Mark Bunker vids) till the day I day.

  • @writertrump Wow, I always wonder how people get into this retarded, stupid and hokey dumbass cult?

  • @SimulacronX Fuck you assclown

  • @writertrump Yeah, that's exactly what I expect from a Scientologist, haha... poor guy. Just why?

  • @SimulacronX you can expect whatever, I dont really care

    besides what do you want explained, it;s clear you have a formed an opinion to hate this group and EVERYONE in it, tell me i'm wrong, tell me you think there is at least some good people in it.

  • @writertrump I know this cult. Of course there are desperate people, dumb and naive people etc etc. But HOW one gets into this hokey 70ies cheap sci-fi exploitation group, I really don't know. Guess lots of people are gullible and uncritical.

  • @SimulacronX you know this group? no you dont, you only know the bad side of it, you never talk about any good? what about the way to happiness book?

  • @writertrump O man, that's a good one!

  • @chanologyASSIST yea that book is good, nothing is evil in it, you can at least say hey that book is alright

  • @writertrump I HATE Scientology, ok? I know this nonsense, I've visited their facilities just for amusement, and the stupidity, absurdity, the aggressiveness of the employees there just left me baffled and astonished. It's an old, dusty story. Like I said, I just wonder HOW people get into this non sense.

  • @SimulacronX why do you hate it? what exactly burns you up about it, lets put aside the bad PR you have heard, why do you hate it, also I should tell you what you hate wil continue to exist, in a way you are giving it life by hating on it, if you ignore it it will go away faster, perhaps this makes no sense to you but it;s true

  • @writertrump Come on man,there are so many stories,famous breakaways,victims.From the sleazy junkie I once spoke with at the train station,he was working 24/7 for them,without being payed,to the business man handing all his money to them,family destroyed,know them personally etc. It is based on a very cheap and absurd sci-fi story.Don't you know Xenu by now?

  • @SimulacronX so your talking about a former SEA ORG member or current one right? you can also say that any group like say ones who thinka bout jesus, or the pope are also crazy or whatever, I'm not saying the thing is a saint like thing all the time, I will say the sea org is one of the most horrable groups ever, they punish people who work thier asses off and pay them shit or dont pay them, my father is an ex SEA ORG member

  • @SimulacronX I will also say, there is flaws in the group now because of LRH gone, and i'm sure you know once a group, company losses its head, they LOSE the way of doing things right, did you know LRH went around and used his e-meter for FREE in hospitals to help people, these days the group is completly money driven, and they have edited the writtings so that they dont work at all

  • @SimulacronX but the small groups OUTSIDE of the church itself have many good people, and the tech they use works and harms no one

    it;s a shame this church has lost it's way, I only pray many wake up and practice this churches teachings the way LRH used to, and not how it;s going now

  • @writer"I only pray many wake up and practice this churches teachings the way LRH used to" you mean the way he illegally infiltrated the US govt? the way he died as a fugitive from many countries? or when Mary Sue Hubbard got caught committing crimes for him that he had directly ordered? or you mean how the church is against homosexuality yet LRH own son was gay? or the way LRH was convicted of fraud, theft, and a plethora of other crimes are the teachings you want? seriously?

  • @karn33333 you are full of false data and garbage, you moron.

  • @writertrump The ONLY thing I said that wasn't on official public record was that LRH's son was gay. everything else can be verified. I am not the dumb fuck who joined a cult started by a science fiction writer, so maybe you need to take a second look at who the real dumb fuck is. not wanting something to be true doesn't make it false data or garbage.

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  • @writertrum

    Bare assertion fallacies.

    Your 'church' teaches you about semantics (dictionary definitions constantly quoted) and even syntax (not as well as they might, however) but i'm very happy to say that they do NOT teach you formal logic, which gives any opponent who has studied it the advantage.

    cont...

  • @writertrump

    cont...

    There is a line of thought that i subscribe to -

    that a person can be highly intelligent as far as information is concerned and incredible ability to remember, yet have zero capacity for reason. No logical ability whatsoever. These people are more likely to believe in some faith or other, as is prima facie self evident to anyone not crippled in the logical cognitive capacity.

    Common sense, it seems, is rare in the believer and absent in the fundamentalist.

  • @SimulacronX lastly: miscavage is a scumbag, i'm not going to fight anyone on that he's a little peice of shit who is hell bent on poisoning the church and has done that

    because of him, my whole family was thrown out of the church and declared, aside from myself, I was a young child at the time

  • 1)Ok I see you luckily have a differentiated view on the subject.

  • 2)It seems like it is still a part of you,of your family.I happen to be very critical;I'm not religious,and I observe sectarian movements.

  • @SimulacronX there are also many good stories and I hope one day you read them as well, in every group there is sleezy assholes, we know that, just look at the FBI, CIA, and the united states GOV

  • 3)I won't be too harsh,but I'm convinced this "church" is a scam,mostly taking lots of money,giving back nothing.Nothing but disorientated,disappointed people.

  • @SimulacronX at this time I agree with you about the main church, but smaller groups outside of it aint the same, at least the ones I know of

    one group I know of I can study anything I want, no charge, and they have the whole bridge.

  • 4)I really advise you to be critical,to open your eyes,as you already seem to do.Go your own path.You won't ever regret.

  • @SimulacronX trust me, I dont buy everything this group says, but I do take the good points and add them to my life, and they do work, the bad stuff or the stuff they want cash for, I dont have time for

    we had a free study center around where I lived about 5 years back, so I studied there and trained some, never cost me a dime and did help me in life

    I take what I can from the church that works, the rest eh.

  • what software did you use?

  • Hi.

    Final cut pro for all my stuff.

  • @chanologyASSIST Thanks

  • @chanologyASSIST wait...does it work in PC O_o'.....?

  • Negative

  • @chanologyASSIST well.. that sucks for Steve Jobs... >:) Muahahahaahaahah!!111

  • Hehe, yeah somehow I doubt he is too broken up about it,LOL

  • Why did he kill his mother in law?

  • lol

  • nice .. can someone do a mashup of David Mis & Max Headroom?

  • David Miscarriage

  • u spelled caek rong D:<

  • 100k anonymous for each and every scientologist?

  • ohhh really???? this is a fake??????????????? whua what the fuck has happened????????? uhhhhhh lord it is a fake, oh my god it is a fucking fake

  • FAKE.. nobody even says that they all just feel like hate-mongering some more

  • he sounds like a buisnessman not a man of spirit like a chrisian jesus christ is the only church

  • "Wicked thoughts and worthless efforts gradually set their mark on the face, especially the eyes. "

    ~Arthur Schopenhauer

    Slappys eyes are as empty as $cientology

  • My operating theton level three put a nuke in a volcano from a dc3.

    Makes sense to me.

  • Things like this video work against Anon. The things he ACTUALY says are worse that what you just put together in this clearly edited clip.

    We should be focusing on more important maters in the cult. Take the time you just waisted making this video to protest, hand out fliers, or write your congressman to investigate their tax exempt status.

    Of if you would like to take the time making videos, host things he has said in their full context. Trust me, it is far more horrifying.

  • Congrats Miscavige, you're even shorter than your good ol' friend Tommy Cruise.

  • Oh, thanks for editing the video that I actually wanted to see, (badly, might I add.)

  • Lol, everyones a critic!

    Lemme know when you have a video that passes 40,000 views and I will bother letting you know how I feel about your editorial prowess.

    Noob.

  • ...Yeah, okay. I'm a youtube 'noob'.

    You DO realize that just about any video with the word 'Anonymous' or 'Scientology' even have more than 40,000 views. right?

    And you're right, I shouldn't have criticized a video you spent more time on than I did obviously, but don't pretend you've actually accomplished something.

  • Haha, I love his hairdo, the guy is so short he needs his hair done up as high as possible just to give him that extra inch, the guy probably wears a 3 inch heel too.

  • Haha, this is great! Hilarious. Keep up the good work! (Free Xenu!)

  • Make moar videos.....

  • ...lot a work to make that vid.

  • David Miscarriage

  • Nice video David. Now that you are the top banana, make us all go away with your special powers... or you could just SUCK MY DICK instead :)

  • The midget could do it while standing up, too! ^^

    But he'll be on his knees soon regardless.

  • this was a little funny.

  • COB David Miscavige is a bug-eyed, wheezy, enema-enjoying, slap-happy midget faggotboy.

  • Ex-Scientologists have come forward with evidence about being beaten and hurt by David Miscavige.

    nuff said

  • Blu3W4r10Ck => like video evidence? Or DNA even. Too easy, you get beaten by anyone, and can accuse anyone. Haven't you seen enough movie with manipulations and false statements?

  • @Blu3W4r10Ck I'm surprised nobody fought back, I'd snap his fucking arm if he hit me.

  • @jrwith

    Fear I reckon. $cientology is an organisation that runs on the control of fear.

  • @jrwith

    Fear I reckon. $cientology is an organisation that runs on the control of fear.

  • @Blu3W4r10Ck well not really, miscavage had people beat them up, he's a little too small and a prick to do it himself

  • boring

  • You don't help your cause by clumsily editing together words of DM.

    FAIL!

  • Look on Youtube:

    " Scientology: Slappy Miscavige "

  • This interview is so funny in what it reveals, he whines about how Nightline didn't want to talk to scientology supporters....David, David, David, when are you going to learn that your brain washed cult members aren't a story? It's so much more newsworthy to talk about the fair game campaigns, false cease and desist letters and murders that your cult is responsible for.

  • Cute. This is srs bzns tho. Help free the cult's victims: keep talking about the things David Miscavige wants ignored. Be free, and be happy! He hates that.

  • The original interview with David Miscaviage this is from, where can the start piece they talk about be found is it on here? In Part 1 of full interview with DM they mention piece at start, where is it??? thanks

  • BEWARE OF THE CULT OF SCIENTOLOGY!

    It was designed with the whole intention of extorting money from people who need real help.

    Many people have died as a direct result of the cult of scientology's actions.

    Don't be another victim!

    For the truth, Google: Scientology's Casualty List

    or go to xenuDOTnet for more info on the dangers.

    Copy and paste to help inform people of a cult that promotes slavery and who actively attempts to sue or censor anyone who speaks against them

  • david miscarrage what a short arsed tosser he is like a prick talking out of the side of his mouth like a snake oil salesman

  • Lolz so if i was from America and said i believed that i dunno, Mark Bunker was God, then murdered a couple of young people, i would get tax exempt? nice, Uncle Sam here i come!

  • Miscavige is what, 5' 2". I wonder if he's one of these

    little guys who walks around with taps on their shoes,

    you know, Mr Cool has arrived.

  • miscavige is a fuckin lepricon, the only cool short dude is david devitto, hes a pimp!

  • Look his eyes .... gives me goosebumps and not in a good way .... Reminds me of Damien ....

  • his voice is creepy

  • David Miscarrage morelike......

  • you lying murdering piece of work. his get rich quick scam doesnt fool me and i'll be damned if it will fool any one i love or care about.

  • This guy looks like Toby Maguire on steroids.

  • here is an interesting passage written by L. Ron Hubbard himself, stating that Scientology is NOT a religion!

    "Scientology...is not a psycho-therapy nor a religion."

    - L. Ron Hubbard's "Creation of Human Ability" p251

    However, this was removed from later editions of the book to help the "Church" of Scientology to get tax-exemption and its status as a religion in many countries.

  • WE'RE GOING TO BOMB YOUR BUILDING.

    lulz.

  • David Miscavige?

    Whoops, maybe you're looking for JOKE?

  • I still don't know who Anonymous is..but I think I hate this guy even more!

  • I HATE THAT FUCKER I GUESS

  • LONG LIVE ANONYMOUS - you can't stop the truth from seeping out

  • you're a BASTARD

    DON'T MIXED THE VIDEO MOTHERFUCKER

  • i lol'd

  • God damn moralfags. Go back to hugbox, plz.

  • davie boy we gonna get ya....you cock sucker xenu fuck.look even but boy P>K> is in there.wowow, xenu gonna get you.your a fraud admit it.

  • Wow, heavily edited Miscarriage makes more sense than unedited Miscarriage. Not surprised.

  • God Bless Anonymous.

    Keep up the fight.

  • Miscaviage's hairdo should have a cult all of its own, I feel. My whole family would worship the hair daily.

  • lulz factor of 10

  • Roflmao - this is hilarious! Great job on the editing - 5 stars!

  • i support anonymous

  • he is such a paedo ..anonymous works!!!!

  • lol too bad this interview is from 92' :(

  • wow he studders alot..

    probably from taking in so much scientology

    hes such a bitch.. lulz

  • LOL, go anony! Hail Lord Xenu!

  • I never thought he'd personally acknowledge you guys!!! XD

  • Religious technology Center.LOL David Miscaviage make me sick just by looking at him

  • makes the point. but it's too edited.  i don't need propaganda.

  • Google "Scientology scam" to find information on this evil cult.

  • This was an editing job, he isnt actually saying this.

  • captain obvious informs the internet!

  • So of course you say something like that to me right? But all of these people you're actually tricking you dont say anything like that. You call me captain obvious when i inform a bunch of un informed people about your fake ass video.

  • sir, you arent informing anyone of anything.

    all you are doing is identifying yourself as a complete idiot.

    the point is to make ppl laugh.

    like ppl do when they read your ridiculous comments!

  • i lol'd

  • Whatever, you obviously have some kind of problem chanology, i say one thing and you have 3 responses. Grow up.

  • hey yang.

    the "one thing" you said is so stupid, so obviously pointless, that it needed to be expanded on.

    if you feel stupid for typing it, well, i do not blame you.

    kinda like saying, hey, "scientology is an evil cult"

    yeah, tell me something i dont already know...

  • Keep talking man...your just hating yourself.

  • I hope he does. The Cult of Scientology needs to be expunged.

  • I think Miscaviage is one of those homophobes who is sooo agianst gays and thinks he is such a man's man that he is tough that I think he has something to hide!

  • I think You have a point here .... Why should being gay stand in the way for reaching a higher level of goodness ? David Miscavigay .... ?

  • this guys birth was and epic fail that's why he's called MISCAVIGE

  • This man is a Liar and a spin doctor.everything he says is a LIE!!!

  • EPIC VIDEO

  • lol 100 000 on 1 scientologyst xDDDDDDDDDDDDD :D that was funny xD

  • It wouldn't fail if the words weren't added in.

  • david shouldhavebeenamiscarrige

  • does it freak anyone else out that miscarriage adopted Aistley's hair style?

  • No success for you david.

  • bullshit

  • lol edited and cut

  • is that a plastic wig?

  • Jim Carrey's character from "The Mask" called, and he wants his hairstyle back! hahahahaa! what a douche.

  • hey, thats an insult to douches everywhere

  • Hey... I'm a douche... I demand that you take it back!  I'm nothing like that shitbag!! (Sorry shitbags everywhere... you cool)

  • Hey it's david my motha shoulda miscarried

  • David Miscavige is a bug-eyed, wheezy, enema-enjoying, slap-happy midget faggotboy.

  • this video's stupid

  • Look at this Guy... nice hair cut... how many people had to die for that nice suit... this dude can suck a fart right out of my ass.. AthankU

  • anon doesn't use i-phones you fag.

  • me thinks u mean iPhone, right fonefag?

  • that's it... iFag.

  • anonymous = epic lulz!

  • How did L. Ron Hubbard really die?

  • assisted suicide.

  • Choking to death on a 12 year old boy's dick.

  • L. Ron Hubbard overdosed on a drug that Scientology is against. Apparently he left his body to continue his research without physical constraints.

  • He has gay hair

  • Scientology is Fair Game.

  • he would any one support a video game religeon???

  • There is already a Jedi religion, what more do you want?

  • 4 you to stop fappin 2 yiff

    all

    the

    time

  • "I'd like to start a religion, that's where the money is"

    -L. Ron Hubbard, 1949

  • Democracy trumped Facism before, it will do it again. Power to the people.