The New Eric Crooks Show- Episode 2: Lawrence of Aspergia (part 1)

[CDB8510]

IDK, frankly there are many good points DChatc is making here, why shouldn't like people's live together in defense of their kind against alien threats?

If business is sunnier when Aspergers or any other group are together, than how is this wrong?

Why must they be converted to any religion?

[CDB8510]

Was die fick?!?

[DChatc]

@11pouncey11: Well, you probably already know my position on "severity" (that this is usually based on external or coincidental factors, usually neutritional deficiencies or poisoning, which maleffects our system).

Yes, there is a great ammount of diversity/specialization/divis­ion of labor within Aspergia (and no, nations do not need borders or any state apperatus). All that means is that certain people avoid eachother outside of 'business' and commerce (the only things that matter there).

[TheCrooksCorporation]

Jesus Christ! (pbuh) I never "demanded a debate" with this psychopath, and there IS NO debate. Dchat is a proven douche bag of the highest order.

Dchatc, I'm not interested in your opinions, and if you'd go away and shut up, I'd quit satirizing you on my awesome show. Youre not an Aspie, never will be, and suck balls 24/7 so GO AWAY.

[chemerblinker]

@TheCrooksCorporation who the hell do you think you are. I have had bigger people than you for breakfast. Get off my mates or you will have me to deal with. I pissing well mean it. Twats

[DChatc]

Again Saul, you demanded a debate on our channels.

You'll look really foolish if you back away from this now (and yes I've documented EVERYTHING you ever said and did ever since that shop-job on February, so don't think you can ).

To all: See my channel for the dialogue that transpired.

[DChatc]

@11pouncey11: I DO support exclusivist Asperger communities and townships because at least we will HONESTLY not get along with eachother, as opposed to putting up fronts for exploitative reasons. Everything is just business here.

Also, there is a world of difference from merely disliking one another, and fearing scams, and sometimes even for life and limb in an alien environment.

But clearly, a real "Aspergia" would definitely NOT look anything like what this idiot is putting up...

[TeamHeavySuck]

I have Asperger's but this is quite funny. :D

[DChatc]

@TeamHeavySuck: If only the person who made this wasn't impersonating other people, nor spamming people with things that INTERPOL is looking out for...

[CDB8510]

@TeamHeavySuck: Fick dieser mischling hier...

Oh, und ich subscriben :)

KRIEG!

[TeamHeavySuck]

@CDB8510 ???

[DChatc]

Lies, lies, lies, and more lies. Geez Saul, I think we all know now what motto you live by; by way of deception!

[DChatc]

First, you misquote the Quran, and truly may Allah forgive you for this..

Secondly, you obviously show yourself to be full of generalizations about Aspergers and reinforce stereotypes about sloth and other bs, showing that you truly have no knowlege about the subject, inside OR out even (FYI: Aspergers are actually neat and tidy TO THE POINT OF COMPULSSION).

Third: You think Aspergia has police? Dude, look up the Swiss policy; THAT'S how things work here..

Fourth: FUCK YOU!

[TheCrooksCorporation]

First, you're not a Muslim, don't know jack, and I'm about to issue a fatwa on your ass.

Secondly, you're a liar. You don't have Aspergers, I DO! Face it, you want to be part of our scene but we don't accept people with Down Syndrome in our Aspergian culture.

Third: In Aspergestan, you're ass would be stoned to death.

Fourth: Don't block me, disable your board, and then come to my channel and tell me "fuck you". You are a fucking pussy and I'm going to kick your balls up into your big mouth.

[DChatc]

@TheCrooksCorporation: A "fatwah"?! Oh, I'm soooo scared D:

If what I've just seen up til now is any indication, than I think I'll sleep rather soundly tonight.

And who's "we"? The fact of the matter is that EVERYONE hates your guts, weasle.

Oh, and "Aspergistan"? That's not Muslim, it's just the Turko-Mongol half of Aspergia (which is the Western Half, basically, Aspergia is mostly a mountainous Eurasian country, reflecting my own heritage; and no I am not Jewish either, Saul).

[TheCrooksCorporation]

Oh my god, what the hell are you talking about? You don't get to make rules for Aspergestan because I AM THE ONE WHO INVENTED IT, okay?

Why do you keep coming here, anyway? I thought you were training to be a pirate or something. You're just like you are in my satirical show: excruciatingly annoying. You keep trying to bring me down and it's super stressful, you jerk.

Why don't you get a job, Dchatc? Why don't you find a hobby or join a support group? Just quit stalking me on the internet.

[DChatc]

@TheCrooksCorporation: I'm not bringing you down, I'm just offering an honest critique, infact I'm protecting your ass by reminding everyone that you are not the real Eric Crooks, but just a satire of him :)

[TheCrooksCorporation]

You never address what I say. Read this and fucking respond:

You ban me from your channel, and you disable your wall, but continue to pester me. The only reason you have any forum here is because I allow you to. You are a fucking PUNK, Dchatc. A PUSSY. The only thing you offer to YT is your snarky, gay-ass commentary that no-one gives a shit about but you. You're just too late on the 4-chan memes bandwagon and it makes you sound like a total fag every time you use that shit. Please just fuck off

[DChatc]

@TheCrooksCorporation: Channel.

[chemerblinker]

@TheCrooksCorporation and you know that people can make 1000s of ids and come here and if you disable comments they can still flood you so much you would be taking from here till next christmas to delete them. By the way try and get past 419 views ;)

[TheCrooksCorporation]

@chemerblinker Bring it on, bitch. Go ahead then and make "1000s of ids" motherfucker (you obv. don't have a life, so this shouldn't be too hard for you) and guess what? I'll still kick your ass. The cyber-bully Jaydy11 has tons of sockpuppets (in fact, you're probably one of them) and she can't touch me. What makes you think that a total faggot like you can beat me?

[chemerblinker]

@TheCrooksCorporation now I know you are stupid LOL. Just google Chemer little boy you are still in the Nursery compared to me. Don't be shy I am just having a kick around at the moment LOL. I have not even started to get my hands dirty.

[TheCrooksCorporation]

@chemerblinker Yeah, I saw your channel, and I just have to say it's PATHETIC how you are pretending to be my friend Aspergianstar by putting up his videos and passing them off as your own. I WILL tell my friend Aspergianstar about your theft of his vids, and he will surely report you. If you are such a pussy that you have to pretend to be someone else, how do you expect to bring me down? Maybe we can have a real fight when you man up and have the courage to show your true face.

[DChatc]

At this rate, you'll become an hero very, very soon.

Face it, you're the biggest lulzcow on teh interwebz, Saul.