Ask A Ninja - Question 8 "Roger"

[Hero1922]

63 people forgot to duck randomly

[firaclo]

insulso,insulsi i commenti,insulsa tutta la gente come te e voi,cosa trovate da ridere della vostra stupidità,quando si fa una ricerca viene fuori pagine e pagine di cazzate fatte da voi.pulisci la rete dalle tue cazzate invece di far vedere le scoreggie che hai nel cervello.scrivo italiano.patetico fallito comico.un bel gruppo di coglioni.e non mi rompete le palle con i luoghi comuni su italia e italiani,guardate a voi stessi e di quello fate parodia magari vi fa crescere.

[Hellawikid420]

Don't let Roger catch you slippin'!

[emcy11]

This video is still my favorite that he has ever done. I laugh every single time and I wear i have watched this over 50 times.

[integraleric]

Nice job.

[Goldenwolf4]

63 People got attacked by a Ninja

[sirbee]

@Goldenwolf4 No, 63 people did not get attack by a ninja, they got attacked but just one! his name is roger and he hates their guts.

[SaveMeBarry]

Soon.

[TheNitroglass]

63 people were victims of roger :D

[mazzpsykoziz]

its much easier just telling the ninja you know he's there and just work things over while smoking a good joint

[SinTh3tyk]

63 People are living every day as though it were their last, and ducking for no reason at all.

[01MLin]

Imagine if Mark took this seriously...everyone would be wondering why he lived every moment like it was his last & of course why he's constantly ducking for no absolute reason.

...crazy

[SPRnurd]

this ninja is a genious

[ultimatebatgirl]

so thats why i always have a feelin im being watched!!! :o

[unusuallynormal231]

I think I'll name my stalker ninja now.

[TheSammies11]

63 dont duck for no reason

[KarmaCadet11]

wow, it took him 8 episodes to adjust his face mask.

[superhamzah85]

LOL@ Alanis Morisette.

I know why, her song Ironic, has lyrics describing bad fortune, not a single bit of irony is described in the song.

Now THAT is ironic.

[Duo11]

The very first vid where he used an alteration of "I look forward to killing you soon." Which he stuck with for every video from 8-80+

[cjsworld9000]

it involves an elphant, a large mocha latte and six weeks in the desert" lmao wat a mix, u do hav 2 think about it

[cjsworld9000]

after he says "there are not ninjas following u around like they're gonna kill u" he shood hav sed " there are not ninjas following u around like they're gonna kill u, they ARE gonna kill u"

[YuriChanLuvsChu]

D: The part at 0:38 scared me...

I love Ninja, but he sounded like a rapist there. T.T

[dagl086]

or pecan

[miles305678]

Such a cool ninja :D unlike Gayatoo the gay ninja :O

[AwsomeMystery]

have you ever heard of naruto? coz you can get most of these answers from that. (plus its soooooo awsome)

P.S. this guys name is Goe.

[lilAngus55]

1 thing involves an elephant, a mocha latte, and 6 weeks in the desert.

[Raso8k]

lol i be ducking in school after watchin this and ppl look at me like im retarded

[SteathJetCastle]

DUCK FOR NO REASON WHATSOEVER LOL

[madman1042002]

i wish i could quit you lmao

[Izak609]

I knew Mr.Rogers was a ninja!

[ozatu13]

ok how many other people sayed comferbal out loud

[pjls2006]

MY ADVICE TO YOU WOOD BE TO VERY CAUTIOUSLY LIVE EVERY MOMENTS IS IF IT WERE YOUR LAST

[kerozenimus]

@pjls2006

Yeah! Live every moment like it's your last one... Eventualy you will get that right!

[borissaid123]

its something about how you mispronounce the word "comfortable" like you say comfortable, or convertable, or pecan! hahahaha

[TheZombieOutOfHell]

or Pecan.

[kingguy43]

Mark was never heard from again...

[TheVivvav]

In my opinion, this is the episode where it really took off.

[Bubbles12308912]

FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Gatillquet]

Oh and occasionally, duck for no reason what-so-ever! LMAO

[TheGir180]

Roger seems like my type of dude. :D

[Tyler8220]

Holy Shit! Roger is hunting me down i fill him breathing down my neck

[spaidertyler]

oh no!!! That means "looks in every direction" That Im being followed too 0.0 I get that feeling!!!

[UltMitSinner78]

man Rogers a jerk

[JOSHACE111]

LMAO XDDDD PECAN

[HPMatthew]

the theme song is cool

[neoman121]

"rodger looks forward to killing you soon" you should definably use that as your new show ending XD. so funny. :D

[slapbassboy1]

fuckin hilarious..

[wiselord5]

awesome

[lildaniel316]

how did you come up with that crappy theme song lol

[neo960]

You fail, go die now.

[lildaniel316]

that wus a nice come back if i wanted my cum back i would wipe it off ur momma mouth

[neo960]

Necrophilia hmm? Bad bad boy!

[wileywalt]

@lildaniel316

WHAT?!?!? That theme is the bomb, the NINJA BOMB!!

[HPMatthew]

What the theme is awesome

[BlessedByFate]

"Duck for no reason what so ever!"

Lol :D

[smurfatack]

rofl XDDD

[MinkzxtheGreat]

@BlessedByFate i actually did that one time, and there was a driveby that almost shot me, true story!

[pjls2006]

@BlessedByFate ROFLMAO ima start ducking for no reason

[Hero1922]

@BlessedByFate it's the best idea ever, no one will ever see it coming.

[etrinh00azn]

@BlessedByFate six -.-

[bobwatters]

o man funny ass shit

[xUhx0hx]

hehehehehe........ a tictac box, a blender, a syringe, and a rabid dog.......hehehehehehe.

[flaguy34]

LOL is all i have to say. Dont kill me!

[dragonman979]

to late

[himmmanlady]

and he owns alot of ninja stuff strange huh?

[himmmanlady]

my uncle s name is roger and he watches this

[alyssacullen90]

I wanna meet roger!!!

[himmmanlady]

suprisingly my name  is roger

[ibotah]

my uncles name is roger... oh dang..

[saria1fan]

i wanna meet roger

he seems like fun >:)

[paulg57]

@saria1fan you will meet Roger, and he will be the last person you ever meet. Actually, you will never meet Roger, but he will meet you.

[THEBRANDONKYLEBACSAF]

comfoooortabla

cofoortable

oops.. oh no... ROGER!!!!!

[THEBRANDONKYLEBACSAF]

umm.. roger..

[AkuroZoidberg]

Anyone find it odd that he mentioned Ledger and "Dark Knight" in the same video, two years before The Dark Knight came out? o.o

[Android2137]

It's not odd. HE'S A NINJA!

[TheExveemon]

@AkuroZoidberg 0.o that is odd

[Torijenova]

"Roge is just waiting for you to slip up!"

[damonkey1989]

My grandfather's name was Roger... wonder if he was a ninja.

[Hegemonia20]

ninjas definitley follow me around.

[TheGoonsies]

Comforable...ComFORTable or...PECAN!

[ErichoTTA]

Roger looks forward to killing you soon!

[menmanabutsu]

best one so far

[Kagura95]

Who knew Roger was such a scarry name! XD

[RandomBadgerRyan]

lol i love how when he says "I cant reveal any more of the code, because the code forbids that." that he's actually revealing more of the code :D

[Alex3330]

Lol, your right wtf lol XD!

[DuffanyHero]

@RandomBadgerRyan Yes, that would be the pun...

[KratosFlinn]

lol speach impediments

[Sephilocke]

impidiment LOL

[KratosFlinn]

rotfl

[BlueDragonOfUNA]

Why does this ninja remind me of Garth Brooks with that slightly bigger opening in his mask.

[nateisbaked]

Blasphemy.

[gizmo9919]

fuck....

[mikeclip]

acually yeah, kinda

[gizmo9919]

xD thanks dude

[YumYumHam]

lol...ninja vomit:D

[Kashida53218]

this guy reminds me of Wilson from Home Improvement

[sk8folife95]

xD.

[g0thicvampire]

hes so high

[thehendercrew]

you are

[Marinealver]

I would like to meet Roger.

[geobangbang]

dude.....lol

[Gonzap94]

....Roger?

[cripin2021]

Anybody notice some Batman references? "Ledger", "Gyllenhaal", "Dark Knight"?

[senxo]

Yep sure did notice. The Ask a Ninja guy is a geek like the rest of us. :)

[unknownorigin84]

Its a coincidence this was made in 2006

[pgdarth95]

...........................

[Rainb0wWarri0r]

haha. yes. i am looking forward to killing you soon. ;D

[xorganizationxvx]

"Oh, and occasionally duck for no reason."

I actually do that sometimes..

[1yellowkarp1]

That made my day.

[ItachisOnly1]

fyi colloquialism mean slang

[HeronPrince223]

hahaha he sounds like strongbad sometimes.

[RaptorRush1]

no HE NEVER DOES strongbad has a grumbly voice thats owns all. joe the ninja has a more enthusiased *or the right spelling of it, it escapes me at the moment* then strongbad

[Davidwov]

roger is looking forward for killing you soon

[drunkky]

lolz

[Milford189]

HAHAHAHAHA! I think there is more than one reason for Bush to die, but Mark is fucked!

[theanicoma]

and occasonaly duck for no reason.

[MusicParodyParty]

bwahahaha

[TJPProductions]

dude the name of the ninja in here IS ROGER!!!!!

[FrayGirl123]

no, he looks an aweful lot like Douglas Sarine. :)

[PrinceSotark]

lol because thats who he is

XD

[dragoons9009]

NO! We must be careful. Roger is about.

[PrinceSotark]

no its not.

its douglas sarine

[papeto24]

the ninja code.

[youmakemesickman]

No no no that is a conspiracy made by the government to scare you.

No this was made before Ledger died.

I met Roger recently and told me his whole plan involving the elephant and well lets just say that wine I bought at a gas station didn't help.

[papeto24]

you know roger.... me too.

[CATSRULE238]

LOL I LOVE THIS DAM NIJA HE IS SO FUNNY

[nationnation]

actually heath ledger didnt OD, a ninja hired by gilenhall hired killed him

[p00ners666]

ninja clan they will be killed simutaneously by all three trillion ways to kill a man and resucitate them multiple time so that they feel the imense pain over and over again so that the pain stays with you into the afer life which will in fact me infested with stalking ninjas ready to send you into the ultra after life which is about thirty times worse than the original after life and thats just the begining. so dont shit talk the ninjas!!!

[p00ners666]

this is actualy a coverup conspiracy by the national ninja alliance associaton of the world (which the ninjas claim to be non existant) when in fact there are at lest 47 ninjas following every single human being around 24/7 just in case they shit talk the

[aericirea]

thats really really wierd with the heath ledger and the dark knight being together in a video was it released that he was doing it around this time?

[xena2shoes]

This vid was made before Ledger died.

[zucchinipuff]

the ledger jolk was kinda heavy

[padilharocks762]

damn! so if a military says roger that...it means roger have make his job once again?

[Etriusfan]

lol i always love the way he reads the questions

[StrtTunr]

"Roger"

[ActionInfection]

hehe thx bro

added to favo

[mikami117]

lie!!!!! on average there are 32 ninja in a room, rodger is just one

[ApocIndustries]

or pecan.

lol.

[bobbylopezheehee]

ducks

[EmbryW]

Oh! And occasionally duck for no reason what so ever!

[Waferlawrence]

OMFG, lamo, this may be my favorite one yet.

[Ringaster]

lol bush would be dead :)

[MatuShazz]

Just an advice Mark, duck right now for no reason if you're reading this..

[Yumewa]

I wish I could quit you.

xD

[ShadowUmbreon23]

whats kalokialism

[stagey27]

Its spelt colloquialism and its an informal word or phrase which you would use everyday, but not in formal speech (like innit). Just thought you should know.

[ShadowUmbreon23]

thanks

[youmakemesickman]

Roger I just want u 2 no tht where I come from following some1 around with the intent to kil is "Deadly stalking" and is frowned upon in most societies lol.

[diehardff]

Ninjas don't care about social niceties... You better be careful or roger will be after you too...

[raquelle08]

lol comfortable and pecans

[Gameteen777]

id have to go the the local musium steal some armore run the japan learn martal arts oh and uh barie myself in a smal dark houle if i were u mark

[diehardff]

You forgot "learn to type halfway decently"...

[MasterInsnity]

lol so true

[troyboy416]

Rogers watching u like Leger watching gillin hog ( im not sure how u spell it but u get the point)

[mrsbeebe52]

roger is scarey, kinda like the tooth fairy

[McRacoon66]

roger is evil 0:

[xxrandomxxx]

roger isn't evil... mark just pissed him the fuck off somehow

[BlueTobi25]

im afraid of roger

[niklashg1]

i know Roger! =) want me to say somthing for him???

[xenniex]

ahahahah genius! Roger is looking forward to killing you soon, lmao

[Zunekien8221991]

get that stew stirring in the noodle.

[2700elais]

Run mark! run! ^^

[CauseofCHAOS76]

i want the theme song for my ringtone

[cthulhlu]

i fucking love this show

[xxXwazzaXxx]

rofl... duck for no reason at all xD

frkn hilarious

[packfudge1995]

my friends name is roger lol

[Dam262a]

pecan lmao

[Xarcas]

wowinn I'm pretty sure 911 can redirect you to the nearest psychotherapist =p

[TheShadowBrigade]

"Something about how you mispronounce the word comfortable, like you say comforble, confortible, or pecan"

Fucking Genius

[kriw0lf]

poor mark...

[infernalord3]

happy i aint called mark and i have a sycthe just in case :P

[T0rp4u]

why do you have a scythe? do you carry it around with you in everyday life? holey crap... you're Death aren't you?!? AAAAAAAAAA!!!!!! @o@

[wowinn]

a saw a ninja once

no im serious

[aeolola]

everytime i search about ninja it all comes up with this Ask a Ninja shit i'm so sick of this can you cut this crab out and your video makes no senses and low on audiance

[aoiqqww]

crab ahahahaha

[pleasepaul]

hmmm well, you have never lived... im sorry you were born to not laugh at the right things