VERY Funny TV blooper, danish television, subtitled

[lollopisemis]

lol she's human, she saw wrong and now people accuse her for being racist? god people are so sensitive you can't even say or see wrong ever ...

[Parker10997]

I don't know any Danish people, but I think y'all are great :)

Either way, this video was funny xP Thanks for the subtitles

[Andse2]

Oh please! She made a mistake!!! She couldn't see it, please!

[ftgoth]

Cut the crap everybody she probably didn't do it on purpose.

and why the hell do people think that they can judge an entire nation on one freaking human being!! That's just stupid!?

[leetatron]

That lady just called a black man a monkey in danish. That must mean everyone who speaks danish are racists. But really, the worst racists are the ones from small isolated homogenus wealthy countries, like Scandinavia, Switzerland and Ireland. The racism is so thick there, you can slice through it and put it on cans. They just don't understand that the only way to prosper is by letting alien cultures enter your country who will live in ghettoes and never learn your language.

[Moosikida]

@leetatron You're incredible narrowminded.

[MrJoker1210]

@leetatron Fuck man are you fucking stupid. Tell me the countries of Scandinavia you son of a bitch.

[andreasjs2]

When you keep calling this clip for racist people tend to forget what racism really is

[Mamonuth]

lmao. Sunburnt? D: @garfieldturtle obviously there was a man there talking on the phone.

[garfieldturtle]

First off, on the Caribbean pic, how is that a person? O_o I can't even tell what that was. 2nd of all, it's a mistake. THe woman was probably having an off morning. You can tell she corrected it immediately right after saying it. Her co-host didn't do a good job covering that up though. -_-'. 3rd, Danes aren't racist. So grow up, people. KTHNXBAI.

[jona4161]

she cant see the person. noobs

[flyonthewall37]

LOL it's an honest mistake. She tried to correct herself very quickly. "Is that an ape...NO!" She knew made a mistake immediately. But the guy's response, "It's a sunburnt person" was either an unclever cover up.

[TheKKIsBack]

I'm irish and i dont hate anyone, especially the English, there's ignorant, outlandish, loud mouth, racist people everywhere, in every country bar none, was a silly mistake to make but people make mistakes, i doubt she is racist i'd say she said out loud what many people were probably thinking, although in a joking way

[sakooq]

@guyslade INDEED!.. thank you!

[Boombox10000]

Well the question is WHY ISNT SHE IN THE KITCHEN

[LameboyRandomness]

This was a honest mistake, danes are not racists people, of course some are, but every country have them.

So just please take it as a joke, and laugh instead of yelling and overreacting! :D

... it is actually quite funny xD

[chubbybunnyFromdk]

Haha i like this one :D

[JayFS89]

@AyHeartMugs May I propose googling the terms "troll" and "11 months ago" before you try to insult someone in the future!

[MyBfd]

Til hendes forsvar vil jeg sige, at det var lidt svært at se hvad det billede var. Jeg kunne se det var en lille fiskerbåd, men alt det andet var bare ikke til at se.

[MyBfd]

@BuakawPpramuk I am Danish and I hate ignorant Danish bastards.

[cralle100]

RASIST!

[runefigter5RS]

@BuakawPpramuk og hvorfor gør du så det, mr ignorant...

[Daan892]

@BuakawPpramuk Give me a very good reason for you to hate muslims! I'm an Indonesian muslim and there are some things that I like about Danish culture.

[SeldaC]

@BuakawPpramuk så er man sej eller hva'?

[ladytrunte]

hahaha

[badazz6]

hahahahahahahaah Er det en abe :D

[daddyjohnez]

det sjove er at hun ikke kan se lige præcis det billede når hun ser alle de andre tydeligt

[guyslade]

Lol i dont know why people are here trying to judge denmark on one mistake a news reader made, i know some danish people, some racist some not, and i wouldnt be stupid enough to judge an entire nation on a handful of people, so to the people that are: grow up.

[superbex1]

hva var det som var så morsomt med det her? hun så jo ikke bare skjermen stakkar, du så jo at hun ble skikkelig flau etterpå.

[Kagebad]

Why is it people judge a whole nation on one person? That is just ridicelous.

It is like judging a cake, by only eating the berry on top of it.

[pety109]

@Kagebad yeah but she is not being racist. u can hear/see that she suprised herself by saying that :)

[DanmarksMester]

@JayFS89

Shut the fuck up you god damn tard, Danish is the best language evr you fucking retard man, i fu** your mum soooh hard up in her ass that she cant walk in 16 years so shut up, and do´nt diss my language!

[JayFS89]

Uhm, jeg svinede ikke dansk til; jeg svinede danskerne til.

Og baseret på din besked har jeg vist ret i, at danskere er en bunke nationalistiske Pia-glade retards.

Btw, har du ikke andet at tage dig lørdag aften end svine folk til på YouTube?

[wannatouchmyballsDKz]

@JayFS89 Du gør jo præcis det samme, så den besked var ikke særlig smart?

[Bjowolf2]

At least we dare to speak openly about these very serious problems that we should never have had - unlike in

Sweden where everything is so PC, that

common people can't ever say what they really think about this irresponsible circus in their media.

The Swedish "elite" is strangling their own

people into silence, And these problems are 5-10 times worse than in DK! (eg. rapes and other crimes).

[agriope23]

And Denmark is regarded by the UN and the EU as having immigration laws that breach human rights. To me that's racist.

And turn on the news in Denmark any day and see the obsession with foreigners! 5% of the population who work for God's sake. It;s always nonsense about the 200 people who never learnt Danish or wear a veil, non stop. So racist, maybe not. But definitely xenophobic.

[Bjowolf2]

BS !!!

We do not have to put up with people who just come here to take advantage of us, commit lots of seriosu crimes and has ZERO respect for D. culture, values and laws. Then we make the rules!

You do NOT have a given right to come here - you can if you bring something positive with you - ie. NOT a fascist, hateful and racist religion and demand preferential treatment for it constantly ! .

and want to CONTRIBUTE; that is not just live on D. tax payers!!!

[agriope23]

This was just too offensive to ignore. First of all, go on Danmark Statistik and do some reading. Pre-crisis in this country, when society was working perfectly well there was about 2,1% unemployement.

With people who are psychologically ill and otherwise incapacitated, who are all these people who are 'taking advantage'?

Take out the Danes and you wouldn't even be able to fill up Parken! Is it really worth getting worked up over?

[Bjowolf2]

Nope - you are so wrong!

We talk about those (many!) bad people and fanatics who cause all the trouble -. and ONLY those !!! The rest - who are well behaved, respectful and contributing and who accept D. laws, culture and values - need not feel blamed in any way!

We are just fed up with people who only come to introdeuce the barbaric stuff thatthey have supposedly fled from - such as sharia, islamism, honour killings, forced marriages - and to have an endless import of cousins.

[Bjowolf2]

You are incredibly ignorant and naive -

you simply ewant to close your eyes to reality, so that you can keep living your pink PC-multil-culti- fantasy, even when SOME of the guests are completely

"unintegratable" and / or "rude",

These people chose to come here - we did NOT invite them. So maybe they should learn how to behave well here in the first place, instead of making constant, insane demands that are contrary to .D. culture - such as prayer rooms and apartheid swimming etc,

[Bjowolf2]

Why are you telling people this nonsense about DK, when it's simply not true ??!?!

No, we are NOT xenophobic, but if certain foreigners come her to piss upon us, while taking advantage of our good hearts

at the same time, then our patiences become very short and we debate it - precisely at it is! . No one is intimidated by the R-word any longer, because "race" is simply NOT the issue - and it never was.

And "islam" is NOT a race btw.

[Bjowolf2]

"her" -> "here" , that is :-)

[agriope23]

I'm pretty sure anyone of color who lives in Denmark would disagree with you on whether or not race is not a color. And as Danes are not muslim, legislation that targets muslims would be racist, but I just settled for xenophobic.

As for nonsense, I've only lived here more than 20 years and I call it as I live it. As the European Court sees it. But your trillion answers and ranting just seem to prove my point further. Like talking to a wall.

[agriope23]

The thing is, she should just say "Oops, clearly monkeys can't drive boats, what a stupid thing to say." And that would have been it!

But the level of her discomfort is unsettling to me. She could very well not be able to see but she clearly makes the racist association of monkey-black man and then tries to hide it. So there's something to hide.

It's like those people who start off a conversation with "I'm not racist but..." Who said you were until YOU brought it up?

[Bjowolf2]

This was an honest mistake! She was still wearing her reading glasses, so she couldn't see the screen properly - only a figure with dark arms. She was very embarrased, when she found out - that should tell you everything.

It's absolutely incredible what PC-idiots like you are able to make out of this, just because you simply WANT TO FIND racism everywhere - EVEN where it's NOT and was never intended at all!

[StrongHigh]

Its clearly a monkey

[julindsk]

jeg forstår ikke hvorfor det skulle være så sjovt?

[Feathercoat]

Åh du godeste hvor er det dog en uheldig fejl at lave.

"Er det en abe?" :D

[14wordsaudie]

Give me a break, he looks like a fuckin monkey up close as well......Blacks and victimology go hand in hand.

[splitoperator]

Welcome to Denmark ladies and gentlemen. Probably the only country in the world where something like that can happen. Sad to say, this was far from the only time I heard something like this.

[gdamnn]

Obviously she was a bit shocked herself, dont try to make it like its an everyday thing.

[AnDaTeSa]

what a bitch. she didnt even apologize just made an excuse it was far away she couldnt see even with her glasses on.

[Jonafckc2]

nigger!"!!

[Beaverman20]

er det en abe :P lol

[P00L0RD]

luk debat tak

[25877852]

HaHa!! ;)

[TheMarvelousHat]

But the screen is so far away

[PumpkinDog33]

1) i dont get it

2) how the hell can anyone follow this when the sub titles jump from the top to the bottom. terrible idea.

[04person]

2) the subtitles on the bottom are the guy's and the top the woman's.

[PumpkinDog33]

ummm... yeah... i knew that....

doesn't make it any easier to read. it's like if two people on either side of you were talking and you could only hear the one you were looking at.

[micp4130]

1) she accidentally say that the black dude is a monkey, because she can't see the picture properly because the monitor is too far away...

[mrhaymack]

Poor Denmark. Very racist and the Danes don't realise it.

[micp4130]

no, in fact we are very far from being racists, of course we have some assholes to fuck it up for the rest of us from time to time, but so have everyone... the danes are actually often quite scared of offending other people, while often being very harsh against our own people, for example our politicians, our royalty and so on...

[comeonfuckingcunt]

Come on, are you retarded!? It's not that difficult!

There is a picture of a black man in a boat holding a telephone. The host then asks "Is it a monkey?"

[Pelledboy]

madshakon123, you stupid morron, a huge part of the Danish population are indeed racists. have you been hidding under a rock for the last decade? the danish court have even stated that Pia k. is a racist... Know ur facs u twat !

[madshakon123]

yes pia k. are indeed racist. but if you have to use her as an argument, then you also have to know that only 11% of the danish people votes for her party.

[Shad0wack]

Er du ikke lidt af en klovn?

[Pelledboy]

Nej det vil jeg ikke mene?

til ham den anden; det kan godt være, at der kun er 11% af den danske befolkning der stemmer df. Men det er jo heller ikke kun df der fører fremmedfjendsk politik, det har faktisk været på mode lige siden 2001. Derfor er det helt fair at konkludere at i Danmark (som det ser ud lige nu) er vi Racistiske

[Shad0wack]

Det er også helt fair at konkludere at du højst sandsynligt er en 15 årig klovn uden forstand på politik.

[Tang014]

Du generalisere.

[madshakon123]

og hvorfor er jeg det bassemand?

[bobbelibob]

The point is that she thougt it was a monkey because of her poor sight. It's not racist. It's just embarissing and funny.

[CyberspacedLoner]

morgensur blondine kælling !

[BanditMiz]

er det en abe ???

ROFLOL

det kan man bare ik sige på tv,men sjovt er det sgu :D

[mullesan123]

omg thats embarissing for Line :O

[Dariuz001]

aaaahahahahhahaah

[mrhaymack]

A very racist, barely literate country.

[jvvjensen]

yea and ofc new zealand is much better. bitch

[Leyhoooo]

Lol mrhaymack racist?! What the fuck are u talking about... Maby is the guy that did lay this clip out on youtube racist but the host u did see is not. U just see a youtube clip like this and say shit like that Fuck u man!

[kiwiekatten]

but she´s right

[NcHstyle]

hahah q; er det en abe q;

[YANKEEBOY114]

RACIST MOTHAFUCKA lol

[MartinGilmour]

hehehe....

hvor pinligt :D 

Men jeg synes nu også det lignede en abe lidt

[wackopride]

Samme her :o Fattede det ikke før hun selv sagde at det var en person :D

[seiib1]

PWNED :D

[mrhaymack]

I think lessons in race relations are needed in the Scandinavian countries.

[ZaxeXMaRriG]

you think so? didnt you read what the man said?

[Dittenmor]

Shut the fuck idiot.. It was a mistake, and not to say something evil against black people... You don't even understand the language, so don't comment it.. Forpulede spasser...

[mrhaymack]

I don't think you understand English either. Your grammar is terrible, as is racism in your country. "Methinks something is rotton in the kingdom of Denmark..."

[Outcaast]

racismt isnt terrible in denmark.. ignorant fuck.. What do you know?

[mrhaymack]

I know you have poor punctuation.

[madshakon123]

how can you say that we are racists, when you clearly don't know shit about Denmark?

get a life you fucking twat!

[mrhaymack]

I'm very sorry my fine blue-eye Ayran friend. Just one thing, always start your sentences with capital letters.

[madshakon123]

This is youtube, that means that gramatics don't mean very mucht.

[awfulguitarplucker]

afraid so

[johnthejohnjohnson]

lol its you that dont know anything about Denmark i think

[madshakon123]

and why do you think that?

[johnthejohnjohnson]

prøv at se hvad der fx foregår lige nu med de irakere der bliver udvist på grund af de racistiske politikere vi har, som selv har været med til at ødelægge deres land

[madshakon123]

jamen så må du fandme tilbyde dem at bo hos dig hvis du har så ondt af dem

[johnthejohnjohnson]

kæft du er en idiot at høre på man

[VikingNinjitsu]

denmark is at the top of many important lists: 1) people that believe in evolution 1) happy citezens 1) Physiscs and math Education

They also produce many good doctors and scientists. If you bar people from making racist comments it foments racism. Nobody cares when racist comments are made toward white people. So to treat black people as if they deserve special treatment for whatever reason, is kind of racist in and of itself.

[mrhaymack]

Sorry, I couldn't understand what you have posted. Are you writing in Danish?

[VikingNinjitsu]

I didn't even hear what the chick said, lol.

[fifa09andothervideos]

yes

[Dittenmor]

That's so true..

[Asker1234]

and 2) (used to be (1)) on the MOST DRINKING COUNTRY LIST !! thats the most important list

[Dittenmor]

I think you need to shut up..

[C1ll3]

I think the funniest part is when she makes excuses for her poor joke;D

- byt the way, hate that show. And then in the middle of the morning, so boring..

[JUVEN1LL3]

mwahahaha what a blind biatch

[satchitanandache]

aaahaahaaaahaaaaa!!

"hvad SIGER du?!"

"det sagde jeg simpelhen ikk', for jeg ikk se det, jeg kan ikk' se saa langt..!" id love to be the fly on the wall in her boss' office after that one! go' morgen danmark! LMFAO

[Jedibling]

rasist!!!! hahaha very funny :)

[ErlendoWH]

lol, værste jeg har hørt

[Rosenslip]

Er ikke så lett å se forskjell på en ape og en neger ;)

[Whatsupwiththat11]

er det en ape? hahahahahaha

[Sorgutentarer]

Danes.. they never change.

[bassboy84]

Fuck, this is so sad! And then with all those really bad excuses, OMG. How can someone like her work in the media? Fuck, det er sgu trist!

[Blackslund]

hahahahaha.....lol man....ja så dansk som dt overhoved kunne blive...

hun sagde hva hun mente man !!!racist!!!

[cr7voyage]

det gjorde hun sq da ikk prøv lige at slappe af

[Andierdenbedste]

Er det en abe? xD

[Lol0930]

HAHAHAH :'D

Det er fandme så dansk som det kan blive, omg. xD

Det er lidt synd for hende. ]:

[Zodiamaster]

lol is it a monkey

[DoubleDX]

hahaha, sunburnt? such a epic fail. You whities are so afriad to be politicaly uncorrect you can't even say black or african anymore. It's like chris said. Sometimes the people with the least shit, get to say the most shit:) They fail as entertainers tho.

[PhilipDK5800]

Nej, det er ikke en abe, det er en NEGER!

[zrap100]

LOL... "Er det en abe?"

[xthemusiclover]

ej hvor synd for hende, at komme til at sige det!

[mexmexk]

SAluditos desde mexico!

[robertefb]

gracias mexmexk, y saludos de Dinamarca!

[mexmexk]

de nada! sabes espanol?

[robertefb]

Si, soy medio danés medio venezolano.

Asi que hablo: Danés, Español y Ingles. Estoy viviendo en Dinamarca, y tu eres Mexicano?

[mexmexk]

ahhh que bien! si, yo soy mexicana :) y vives en dinamarca o en venezuela? yo en mexico.

[robertefb]

En Dinamarca, pero tengo mucha familia en Venezuela :D

[mexmexk]

ah ok. en que parte de venezuela}' yo soy de la ciudad de mex. cuantos anios tienes?

[robertefb]

Valencia, merida y en la isla de margarita.

Tengo 16 años

[noff27]

Its no big deal, she said she couldn't see so far and thought it was an abe. Being this politically correct and condemning her for it is nonsense. Calling her a racist is just plain stupid. Get a grip on reality. She didn't mean a damn thing by it!!!!

[satchitanandache]

which makes it even more awkward for her and funnier for us! lol!

[rollonshine]

lmao i started laughing so hard!!

it's a monkey.. how could that be a monkey?

when it's an african american person talking on the telephone sitting in a i think canoe or sumthing

[Linexxlol]

dude you're saying that we danes talk fast? that's because you can't talk danish :P for example i'm dane and i dont think eng is going fast tho' i think german and italian goes HELL LOTTA' fast :P.......If you know what i mean

[dagblad3t]

Spanish people talk hella fast!!

[trilima]

Årh jeg har ondt af Line ! Det er helt utrolig så hurtigt folk bare dømmer hende som racist selvom det bare var en dumme-fejl.. det kan ske for alle og det ved vi også godt :)

[RkandJz]

what a racist bitch! haha i didnt even get what was funny though until i read the comments

haha i have my blonde moments

[15HighFlyer15]

the fun part is that she's a highly respected woman on the news and her saying a black man is a monkey and trying to avoid getting humiliated by the co-host was a funny danish moment.. Not a lot of bloppers happen in our news reels..

[Jazzper79]

Come on guys. She was looking at funny pictures so why could there not have been a monkey among those? The picture is not very clear. Her mistake was, that she should had kept her mouth shut or said: "I can't see what this picture looks like from this distance" then she would have been safe.

[PhilipDK5800]

MONKEY! ITS A MONKEY!

[kommie21]

what were they speaking, sounds close to german.

[hachachDK]

They are speaking Danish. Yes danish and german are close to each other.

[prepschoolkid]

Read the title....

[bajenkartellen]

såg ni inte att de va en djurgårdare? :D

[Pelso911]

Hahaha Oh no she didn't!

haha LOL neej nej nej.. skabsracist

[1MaDSkG]

why cant i see the video

wanting new friends Qb

[xDFMoneyx]

is that a monkey? XD

[taberkoen]

Så kommenterede Line og Ole endelig hændelsen i dag i gomorgen DK!

[Distortionsounds]

hahah is it a monky.

[kendt123]

we arent more racist than ohter nations ;p

[erebuslol]

Lol i know NO racist danes.. so STFU fag...

and im a dane

[robertefb]

haha! Im a fag because im telling you the trouth? you really sound gay to me!

[BenjaminMJ]

dette land er fyldt med racister. Mange danskere er bare ikke klar over det. Jeg har boet i mere end danmark i mit liv, og det er tydeligt for mig at se, at danmark faktisk er et aldeles racistisk land sammenlignet med andre lande.

Definitionen af "racist" er bare ikke den samme i danmark, så når en fra et andet land kalder dig en racist, så kan det godt være rigtigt efter deres ordbog.

[robertefb]

Du har 100% ret BenjaminMJ. Selvom jeg kun er halv dansker og er opvokset her, kan jeg også tydelig se hvor slemt det slår til. Det er bare kujon agtigt at der er så mange der ikke vil indrømme det, selvom de brugere racistiske vigtigheder og udtryk hver dag!

[BenjaminMJ]

Racist er et negativt ladet ord, så I Danmark (hvor der jo er mange racister) er definitionen af dette ord blevet flyttet. Altså så der skal mere racisme til for at man har ret til at anvende det ord om nogen.

Så når du siger "du er racist", så ER det forkert ifølge den danske ordbog - og du sagde det jo på dansk. Men i andre lande ville danskere opfattes som meget racistiske.

[robertefb]

som før, så har jeg tænkt det igennem og du har ret. Men at definitionen af ordet er blevet flyttet viser da også hvilken nation Danmark er(uden at kritisere Danmark)...gør det ikke?

[BenjaminMJ]

Uden at kritisere mit hjemland bliver det nok ikke, men jo det siger da noget om Danmark. Man må gerne kritisere Danmark, det bliver jeg ikke fornærmet over. Det gør jeg selv hele tiden.

Jeg synes det siger noget om, at Danmark er for SMÅT et land, så beholkningen heri bliver for "stolte". Derfor bliver fremmede modtaget med fordomme, dårlig humor og dårlige holdninger.

Sådan ser jeg det ihvertfald. :)

[robertefb]

Okay, ;D

[andreasjs2]

én ting er hvad man siger i sjov, noget andet er hvordan du har det inderst inde. Inderst inde er der kun et fåtal danskere som i virkeligheden hader folk med anderledes hudfarve. Det er klart at der er associeret fordomme med en bestemt kultur, og der er danskere gode til at lave sjov med dem om det så er svenskere, amerikanere, kinesere eller tyrkiske indvanderer. Dette betyder selvfølgelig ikke at man kan respektere dem.

[canman888]

Yes, and I for one am damn proud of that fact!

[robertefb]

But Denmark is a very racist nation, so this can't really come as a surprise!

[derkossoff]

Yes, danes are so racist... and they generalize all the time (sarkasm, sarkasm, sarkasm) maybe you need to get of your high horse and know what you are talking about before speaking. By the way she obviosly didn't mean anything with that remark, just a question of not being able to see the picture as clear as the viewers.

[Silentnightstalker]

o come on dont jugde all of denmark just on some stupid news reader that cant see a fly from an efephant man. not all danish ppl are like that. for example my best friend is black and my girlfriend is also coloured so its not becuase denmark is a place where everyone is a racist even though a lot of the old ppl are..

[robertefb]

Haha, I know that not all Denmark is racist, but like 60% of the population is. And i live in Denmark so don't say that i don't know what i am talking about!

[SirPingo]

BS..

[erebuslol]

fag...

[papfarspige]

come on 60%? that's just bullshit. that's just your own considerations. it's not a puplic inquiry, so you don't know what your talking about! ;)

[robertefb]

ja det var bare noget fis jeg fandt på, og fedt at du tog det til dig;D

men sig mig lige en ting: Hvad ved du selv om det?