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  • The last 40 seconds were simply GOLD!!!

    Love your videos c0c, keep up the GREAT work!

  • "[Liberal News] media ratings are so low..."

    Why do I keep hearing this from conservatives? What the fuck does this have to do with anything?

  • Your the moonbay you 4 eyed idiot! Give more to the rich you republican turd!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • God will destroy the greedy republican party!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @padude64 But god is on my side! How could he be on you're losing ass stinking side? And, thanks for the compliment. It would take someone like the great allmighty and powerful one to destroy the most giving, charitable people on the fact of earth, The Conservative Republican.Peace!

  • @mediaphotographer That fucking sleazebag is still running away and committing his atrocities. Well, he betrayed us and we are far too many for him to take on, so what else can he do?

    But he can't run forever. We're going to get him, and then we'll kill him.

  • Is this a joke?

  • is it just me or does it look like thomapain is high on xanax or something? Or is her head just full of hot gas?

  • She is being forced to say that at gunpoint.

  • my name's cod-eye joe and I got a boner for israeli war crimes and US right wing media lies!

    BONER FOR FOX

  • Your name is bed wetter who knows I am one great looking hunk of burning love thus the reason you are scared shitless to show what you look like.

  • my name is topcat42 and I'm a fuckin gimp

  • You Brits are a hoot. I'm taking yer to court, LOL.

  • Too bad you don't have one.

  • Waaa you are the biggest pussy in you tube land. I'm taking you to court because of my videos, LMFAO. You need to take your beating like a man except I really don't think you are one. You look like a broad that's for sure.

    Here's some news for you. You will never see my age, you will die from an aids infected cock.

  • That video of you crying about taking someone out here to court is a classic! There is no way you can have a cock, you have to have a clit. Oh man this is great, which one is you and which one is your girlfriend? Are you on the left or the right?

  • LMFFFFAO! Come on, you got the balls to talk about someone else's looks? You look like a shemale. Oh man this is better than saturday night live! What a hoot, your "girlfriend" looks just like you! I can't tell the two apart lmao!

  • Well tough guy, you're out here commenting on my looks while you hide under your bed, what are you afraid of? Come on pal let's see who is better looking, show your mug out here or are you ashamed?

  • Well considering you are ashamed to show yourself out here I would come to the conclusion that you are indeed a "bed wetter". LOL

  • Hey Bed Wetter!

  • True, you're the loon hiding under his bed.

  • You're a huge loon.

  • The machinegun facepalm was fuckin awesome.

  • That first girl was the worst actor ever. Nice try.

  • check out her channel

  • the second guy sounded like a fucked up version of Microsoft SAM

  • i hate u so much

  • it's not that you curse... it's that you should have a variety of cursing. May I suggest Carlin's Incomplete List of Impolite Words?

  • infected mushroom, fucking awesome

  • what's wrong with the first girl's nose...

  • knosfried: Have you ever seen the original black-and-white Phantom of the Opera? The actor in that movie pulled his nostrils up with tiny hooks suspended from his wig by lengths of transparent fishing line to get his nose like that. Hers is that way naturally.

  • Un-fucking-beleivable.

    AND HOW THE HELL DOES FOX EVEN PASS FOR NEWS ION AMERICA?! I thought SKY news was bad!

    You guys need to get standards.

  • Holy shit are those people REAL??

    Unbelievable!!

  • wow, what is that song in the beginning? I need to know!

  • its by infected mushroom..cant remember the actual song title right now...sorry :)

  • You should add this pissant HowTheWorldWorks to the list.

  • LOL

    TopCunt really doesn't have a clue does he?

    FUCK IT!! WE'LL GO LIVE! FUCKING THING SUCKS

  • If you don't care why does any post here instantly illicit a furious response by yourself? If you are as nonchalant/apathetic as you claim then you wouldn't angrily hammer out an answer on your keyboard as soon as somebody responds here. Are you butt-hurt or something?

  • these asshats really exist?!!!! i thought you were kidding but after seeing there channels i had to shit my pants to see if i was alive or in hell....

  • I'm sure It's not the first time you shit your pants.

  • 26 subscribers, this guy is hardcore popular...

  • I'm not out here to make friends, princess I have enough in real life, do you?

  • You realize I am not a content provider? I have three subscribers for 0 videos, did you notice? I am not making or providing content, but watching videos, favouriting some of them and writing comments. I have three fucking subscribers for nothing and you actually put in some effort and nobody gives a fuck. Hilarious...

  • I noted with some interest that my comment on your subscriber base or should I say lack thereof provoked a barrage of comments from yourself. Did I hit a nerve? A little too close to home big boy? I think you have anger issues and crave attention like the little bitch you are.

  • Now now princess, did I call you a a little bitch? Are you getting a little hot under the collar? You came out here trying to bust on my subscriber list when you have 3??? I deal in reality and you get all pissed off at me? Take a deep breath, breath in, breath out, good girl.

  • Yes I realize you are nothing.You are a follower, I understand.Congrats on your 3 subscribers for being a nothing, cracking up here.....

  • What are the 26 for? Lunatic rantings that make you even less than a nothing. Don't you comprehend the issue or are you playing dumb? I do not care about my subscribers & the fact that an account like mine has any is surprising. You want attention, you crave subscribers and you would want views, but you cannot get any. You aren't popular or original & you are frustrated about this. The constant back and forth and the fact you feel the need to respond with 2-3 comments every time underlines this.

  • I have no idea what the 26 are for nor do I care but you sure seemed to care since you brought it up like It's some kind of medal of honor to get subscribers on you tube. You don't care about your subscribers but you care about mine, lol what a hoot! Yes yes please subscribe to me princess!!!!

  • I already challened this cocktopussy to a live debate but he ran away with his tail between his pussy.

  • actually, after i watched your video directed at me, i decided that it just wasn't right to pick on the mentally handicapped...so i left you alone.

  • you eat your mother's pussy with that mouth?

  • Is that the best you got cocktopussy? Get back under your bed where you belong, coward.

  • the guy who's telling me to get back under my bed (3 times in a row) is asking if my totally original comment was the best i'v got? hahahahahahahahahahahaha

  • 3 times in a row huh, are you sure you can count that high? Ok show me the quotes where I told you to get back under your bed 3 times in a row, hurry up.

  • look at your last 3 comments, genius.

  • now it's 4, dumb ass.

  • wow topcat who gives a fuck about counting that doesnt have a goddam thing to do with anything you nitpicking son of a bitch...make a video response instead of just bitching about it on the comments

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  • Oh I'm sorry, was I nitpicking by pointing ut coctopussy's lie? How foolish of me to actually tell the truth to a bunch of fucking loons.

  • Please get off the crack pipe, honey! Cocaine is helluva drug!

  • Oh no, a loon using the "racist" and "fag" card in the same sentence, what a shocker.

  • I love when morons rant about fox being so unbalanced, who gives a fuck. People watch fox becuase they want a conservative view of the news, liberals watch msnbc, because that's who they cater to. Both are in it for the money. Get off your high horse and get a life.

  • Just relax, close your eyes, click your ruby shoes, and say three times THERES NO PLACE LIKE HOME and before you can say, WHERES MY BANJO You will be back in the OZARKS in time to play your part in DELIVERANCE! Hope you can squeal like a pig.

  • fuck that lady. fox news smokes poles

  • Haha, These poor Fox News Fans

    You cant help it but laugh at them.

    They are soo ignorrant seriously

    My sweet Cat, have more brain then all these ppl. brains combined.

  • The thing is That this can be said for any one. PPl who watch,Fox,Cnn,And Msnbc. There are ppl on both sides left,and right who are morons.

  • And here's the proof of it fair . org

  • You can NOT trust Faux, or any other corporate news station, and here is the proof of it fair . org

  • Potato chip up your asshole. That's my new saying.

  • The first woman looks almost exactly like a woman in one of my psychology textbooks... receiving psychotherapy.

  • When thomainpain said you could trust foxs new I almost shit my patns in laughter

  • I went to topcat42's video responce to you and I saw a few funny things. First, this guys a retard. Secondly, ratings are disabled, possibly because he sucks. third, all of your videos have 10 times the viewers he has and he really thinks he's in the majority. Tard

  • I always kind of figured that the people who always portray liberals as the weakest kid in the playground, are either the same kind of dumbasses who would actually BULLY other kids on a play ground because they have no brain power to formulate a decent argument (thinking hurts ma brain so I punch now!!!) or is actually that weak little kid who pays the bully their lunch money in return to get to hang around them and NOT get beat up...

  • news today it seems isnt about the news its really just shock entertainment smearing the opponent everyone does this it doesnt stop me from watching it because i like to know what people are thinking so i watch all the news channels some of it gets so ridiculous though that i just cant watch it i wonder how how all these news pundits actually keep their jobs its all crazy biased, but people out there defend these news stations oh my news channel is the only one that is really telling the truth

  • LOL well christianity didn't shroud ShroudedChristian777 very well, that moron is gone only 6 days after he made his fucktarded post.

  • Hey Cotopusy! See my latest video and make something out of that you fucken peice of shit!

  • There's that Christian love we hear so much about.

  • "Liberal media ratings are low" ?

    Hahahahah. First: There is no "liberal media", there is the "mainstream" media, which is called liberal because it is not far right wing.

    Second: Fox news may have high ratings, but that is compared to individual stations. If you added up the major news outlets that she calls "liberal" FOX would not even come close.

  • I hit the thumbs down, instead of thumbs up, on SickJwdBtnk, Please could the next two people hit him with a thumbs up for me.I totally agree, and want to hurt people who don't!

  • I gave him a thumbs up, but I gave you a thumbs down for messing up like that.

    Now it seems people are giving him a thumbs down just to do the opposite of what you asked. This business will get out of control. It will get out of control and we'll be lucky to live through it.

  • Oh, the Fox News nation.

    Can I have a full frontal lobotomy so I can be as dumb as the people that work at Fox?

    I will put my IQ up any day verses a Fox News loving dipshit.

    Fuck Fox, Fuck anyone that agrees with them.

  • C0ct0pusPrime

    tell us how you really feel.....

    buahahahaaa

  • Seriously, it should be legal to beat the shit out of the people you pwned in this video. They need to be punched in the face several times with MY fist. That's right.  Man, I'm in a bad mood tonight.

  • Stop it loon, you're scaring the shit out of me! Put your fist back in your clit where it belongs.

  • Ahhh by brain just exploded !

  • WOW FAKE NEWS IS NOT THE TRUTH

  • Is she high?

  • what a cunt, lets kill her, mu ha ha ha ha

    (SORRY TOO MUCH JD)

  • 2:33

    Crikey mate, there it is! The legendary machine gun facepalm!

    Thanks for pointing this out, I was looking for that.

  • I liked the ending.

  • Someone needs to buy themselves a big fucking Dildo, can you tell which one??

  • I loved the last 42 seconds so much.

  • white trash

  • good fucking ending

  • Hey guys! Today is just an awesome day! :)

    I really enjoyed this video. It was great!

  • the background track sounds like infected mushroom...or am i wrong? can someone tell me the title?

  • good ear :)

  • thanks :)

    so...can you tell me the tracks title now?^^

  • i think its sailing in the sea of mushrooms or something like that...i could be wrong...if its not that, let me know and i'll find the title for you.

    cheers

  • haha naw man not mushrooms

    mushrooms make you open your eyes and see right through the bullshit that fox tries to ram down your throat

  • Shhh! Be vewwy vewwy quiet. Topcat42's huntin' wabbits.

  • haha #2 sounds identical to Elmer Fudd!!!

    Bill O'Weilly, a twue cultuwe wawwiow

  • Is this a Joke?

  • it's not a joke at all.

    but one might be tempted to scream:

    'IS THIS A FUCKIN JOKE?!'

  • I LOVE the set-up to the last section!!!!

  • fox fans = kkkrazzzy

  • Very well done. People who even think that Fox is "alright" Then they deserve to be laughed at for being so fuckn stupid.

  • lol

    POTATO CHIP UP THEIR ASSHOLE

  • potato chip up their asshole 3:07! Love it...shame its not dynamite

  • truly one of your best yet!!!

  • oh I am so afraid of Fox news, classic.

  • haha omg americans are soooo fuckin funny xD

  • WOW

  • Seriously, that first one is NOT real, it can't be.... if not she talks like a complete knob.

  • Poe's law.

  • Elaborate a little on that reply if you could please lol :p x

  • Poe's law:

    Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing.

  • *hangs self*

  • It's either that this is satire, or they are mentally challenged.

  • surprised? thats the way humans are.

  • Either way, it's a pity they were born with such a limited brain.

  • Poe's law strikes again!

  • my ... head ... asplode

  • Topccat42- "Funny, I challenged COctOpussy to a live video debate but he ran under his bed. Typical loon."

    How did you RUN UNDER your bed, is this possible? LMAO!

  • Guess those viewers got ahold of Rush Limbaugh's oxycontn, because no sane, sober person would ever believe that shit.

  • You libs need to quit portraying the tea-baggers as being like all of the GOP.

    Everyone knew the tea-bagging would bring out the lunatic fringe in the GOP, but all Republicans aren't like that.

  • unfortunately, the political polarization that began with Reagan, not W. has made us all this way today: you're a Liberal, the opposition calls you an America-hating commie. If you're a Republican, chances are you get called a reactionary or a fascist. I have both sides in my family, so I've learned to keep it nice (of course, neither side are fringe loonies).

    Fox news, however, is all about the fringe loonies, and as are as they go, all bets are off.

  • hah, the end of that reminded me of the montage of every time they said cocksucker on the first season of deadwood.

  • Yep, aneurysm, right on cue.

    Thanks.

  • Excellent - you really went out on high there.

  • Love the face palm!

  • Morons like those are kinda scary.

  • the adults in this video are retards and scare the shit out of me

  • C0ctopus, as a fan of your videos, let me just go ahead and call you a liar! That had to be (poorly executed) satire, no? NO??

    Oh, god, you mean people ARE this deluded?

    Seriously, how can anyone tell anyone to trust anyone in the media for news?

    I'm a 'libtard' and I don't trust any one source, whether on the left or right of the spectrum. These idiots just don't recommend critical thinking in any way, shape or form.

    My face hurts.

  • the fat dues got a problem with eminem? Why the hell?

  • That first silly bitch must wear her hair that way to hide the fucking blow up valve.. oh man.. fucking topcat42.. what can you say about that dimwit that hasn't already been said about Afghanistan..

  • I love it when retards say "FOX IS SO GEWD LOOK AT THEIR RATINGS!"

    Fox news has high ratings because they are the only source of conservative retard news out their. If you add all the other "liberal" news stations together they destroy fox "news".

  • That last clip sounded like it was taken out of "the Big Lebowski".

  • Hilarious.

  • I only rated because you asked so friendly.

  • oh em jee. the fact that fox news is so highly rated, in terms of viewers, says a lot about the state of the american democracy :) i heard somewhere that a healthy democracy depended on a well informed public. and who is the most "democracy rules, lets wave flags" network? thats right. fox, the network whose viewers are least likely to be able to answer questions of a true/false nature correctly :)

  • That first lady looks like she's living in a nuclear bunker.

  • Wow, just wow >_>

  • You can trust Fox News.........as far as you can throw them.

    It's amazing isn't it. These working class people....the right wing spin machine has totally led them by the nose into voting against their own interests. The heads of major corporations which support the right wing because it's good for their bottom line must be dancing jigs when they see things like this.

  • This day and age you can't trust any news outlet, TV or print. You have to view the story from as many angles as possible.

    There is as much left wing spin as right. Straight reporting is dead, it's all editorialized now.

  • I have looked at things from many angles, and my conclusion is that the "left" programs, such as Racel Maddow, are much closer to the truth than the right wing spinners.

    I was raised in a Republican home, but soon saw the hypocrisy of being critical of welfare for the poor while cheerleading corporate welfare.

  • Try going for independent news orgs. They have no agenda except to report facts.

  • Glad we don't get FOX in UK, tossers ;)

  • Yeah, and Rupert Murdoch is Australian....thanks a lot for dumping off your scum into Australia! LOL

  • He is an American Citizen - he gave up his Australian citizenship many years ago - for business purposes.

  • You aren't worthy of getting FOX in UK.

  • Lies!

    Sky News = News Corp = Fox News

  • thats why i don't get sky ;]

  • Oh but we do my friend SKY channel 509 oh and by the way BSkyB is owned by the NewsCorp aka FOX

  • i don't have a satalite

  • and News Corporation owned by Rupert Murdoch, prominent Bilderberg attendee of course ;)

  • Great video once again. Unfortunate for me I live around these type of people everyday. Some of the them friends and family. Depressing as it is.

  • A great man once said "The common man is a fool"... take it for what it's worth.

    but we all get to vote.

    All we can do is try to expose things like Fox News for what they really are, before they take such a deep hold into the hearts of people like this.

  • I refuse to believe that first video was anything but satire. My faith in humanity will not survive if she wasn't kidding.

    A right-wing woman ranting against godless liberals with a screenname in honor of one of the biggest godless liberal of the Revolution? The video HAS to be satire.

  • That woman reminds me of Parsons from Nineteen Eighty-Four. "I love Big Brother... I mean Fox News"

  • Fox News Rocks and squashes moonbats like grapes.

  • In English, please.

  • I like the "fuck" montage at the end, haha.

  • I am sorry rhabdoviridae, but I a gave you a negative "tumbs down" when I wanted to give you a tumbs up. My bad, I have just woken up. I agree with your statement. Turn them into protein slices.

  • It's cool.

  • These people are the best argument for soylent green. At least they could then do some good.

  • Is it me or does topcat42 sound like an angry elmer fudd?

  • I feel sorry for them, they just repeat the same old talking points as if they were robots...

  • Blood is shooting out my eyes.

  • You still have eyes! ?

  • Yeah, nothing beats brainless zombies who are convinced they are the enlightened ones. It would be even funnier if it wasn't so goddamn damaging to society.

  • Relax. Give it time.

    Appearances to the contrary, it is my theory that there is a finite amount of stupidity in America.

    Right now, it's being absorbed, distilled, and concentrated in the remaining Fox Faithful.

    Sooner or later, they'll all devolve into plants...

    or lichen...

    or rocks...

  • LOL..the kalashnikov-facepalm was awesome :D