Counter Strike Source - censored german version

[TheAxeFish]

OW OW OW I GOT SHOT IN THE HEAD IT HURTS...maybe a nap will help

[MrMacGameMiner]

It is Censored but ist Counter-Strike-Beta ! In Germany you can play normal Css and Css Beta !

[MrBrille12]

Alle so deutschenfeindlich.

[aha715]

that's css beta

[Sheepytown]

this can't be real, I don't believe it.

Not even Germany would stoop that low.... Would they?

[VicRattlehead6655]

@Sheepytown

:(



[AllAreNames]

Hahahaha

[Vappyvap88]

GET THE FUCK DOWN ON THE GROUND NOW

[Broodstar1337]

I guess the AWP isn't a big deal over in Germany.

[OwentheKingofDudes]

Does this mean that Hitler really is just "laying low?"

[forthashorteez]

IN GERMANY, ALL BULLETS ARE MADE OF ZE CANDY.

[rfsculero]

0:07 time to pray?

[TheMrSpam]

i want this game , where can i download it?

[evilirnoob]

Remember germans: nothing happened between 1939 and 1945.

[Streif337]

@evilirnoob

The Polish invited us. Tea was served.

[TheSonOfDumb]

Oh wow.

[dudewutyeah]

Might as well be playing with toy guns yelling BANG BANG HEHE!

[bp92009]

@dudewutyeah i can see that as a mod to the CS games. Basically a speaker system yelling "BANG BANG BANG" The funny part will be when it is more effective than most pistols, as it could be worked out to be AOE.

[Darkman9000]

Counter Strike for Kids!

[MagmaChinkasu]

Pow! You're dead!

[MrSwabbel]

omg so ein scheiß game(vorallem die deutsche version)

ohne scheiß legt der sich nach nem headshot aufn boden.

So will ich au mal sterben

;D

[AFreakinProblem]

Why doesn't the EU do something about Germany's obsession with screwing with the games market? Isn't forcing crap like that some sort of free-trade violation?

[Paindemonium]

Germany = Australia

[Timic83tc]

@Paindemonium what the fuck? our CS isn't like this at all!

[Games5522]

@Paindemonium We get things that actually die in our games, at least.

[MakeTh3pOrn]

AHAHAHHAHAHA , WHAT WAS THAT ,AHAHHAHA SERIOUSLY , ARE U SERIOUS ? CMON XDDDD

[seres691]

@MakeTh3pOrn they are serious

[robiniroven]

hahahahaha germany is gay

[1Dollaman1]

@robiniroven stfu idiot -.-

[TheGustlik102]

At least they did'nt ban it from stores, as they did with Doom.

[DoctorScienceMan]

That's not the correct party escort submission position. Please put your hands next to your side to be escorted to your party.

[Xelig00n]

I want this as a ragdoll mod tbh.

[Imaybeahobo]

This is the funniest thing I've seen this week.

[helium46]

Are you serious? Is this shit real?

[boobidee]

This makes Counter-Strike for Kids look violent.

[eljote3]

Counter Strike Airsoft version

[BlackHawk4744]

Absolutly ridiculous

[fhistleb]

These versions are fantastic!

[MrStrider221]

so embarrassing for my country -.-

[Pro999999999]

@MrStrider221 true,true

[tailswad]

counter strike for kids 

[Pro999999999]

@tailswad

counter strike for retards

[tailswad]

@Pro999999999 very true

[TheMrNomus]

LOL WHAT THE FUCK?!

[MrButtersButters]

I'm gonna take a nap.

[TheVideoAnalyst]

It's a really protective helmet, guys. Chill out.

[SmorshNG]

Oh Germany.

[BIGJOE347]

Fuck germany.

[jagodics1990]

@BIGJOE347

yeah. im a german and i just say FUCK GERMANY XDDDD

[Yubera2K10]

0:09

"I just shot him and he just lay down to sleep, i better not fuck with him"

[NIDORAX]

"Ok I got shot, so now I will lie down and play dead"

[jagodics1990]

@NIDORAX

welcome to germany, where you get everything censored - even the death.

[Unit645]

Everyone lies down after a headshot.....just not like that......and forever....

[HalfHourDump]

BAHAHAHAHAHAHA



[royroy77223]

I thought he was going to do a push up!!!

[ParraKoopa]

its only if you are under 16 at steam Birthday :D

[Tylertc13]

Made my day.

[Shade273]

Nie no kurwa ja się wykończę...

Nicht schießen! Nicht schießen! xd

[vracerua]

This is.. wow. Almost looks like a Paintball-Strike.

[Skull0fR0ckS123]

Germany=Home for pussies

[S0ulOfDarkLight]

okay, next time ill do this instead of rapid death...

[JosephGoebbelz]

SAS are tough guys, they don't bleed.

[YuJays]

BANG! *Head SHOT!!"

OK! OK I GIVE! UNCLE UNCLE!!!!

[TheLastNinjaPirate12]

Gotta admit though, that model motion is better than anything else in CS

[Roll022]

people, it's not because of lost world wars...

[smoke9206]

after your victim is laying down you can finish it for 100 ways. That the true nature ot this version ;d

[Plachuuu]

hahaha jakie to jest kurwa durne xD

[kmtsw]

Takie ASG bez terminatorów.

[varez1]

people responsible for World War II are doing something like this? wtf?

[kisamexsx]

Damn i really need take a nap

[LamentOfInnocence1]

THINK OF THE CHILDREN

[AffigesEtwas]

This censorship was done by valve because they wanted a 16+ version of this game. There is a german 18+ version of CSS and it dosent have this censorship.

[Odinator99]

it wasn´t fucked up like this the whole time, it´s because of two amok runs in german schools. They found cs at the pc of the gunmen, even one of them had reproducted his school in the game, so stupid german politics decided to make cs/css (and similar games) responsible for that shit.

[BillyJuiceFish]

@Odinator99 I'm pretty sure they also found out that he ate bread once. CENSORE BREAD!!!

[YTF00CKR]

They're playing paintball... lol

[muzgmen]

I'm lucky that i dont live in Germany

[mitchTwitch]

its an american law, forced on Germany after ww2.

hate USA if ya gotta hate.

[Folgrimeo]

I wonder if they have this in Half-Life? Does the Garg lay down and put its hands on its head after getting electrocuted to death?

[BillyJuiceFish]

@Folgrimeo No but the scientists sure do after you whack them with the crowbar. Or no, they don't, they sit down and shake their head. You should look it up.

[ant1991331]

Don't you people know? They're using airsoft guns.

[applejuiceZOMG]

Everyone knows a bullet in the head simply gives you some head aches.

[cotyslick]

so their teaching kids that you dont die from getting shot "hey bob, yeah joe, wanna play with ,my dads gun? yeah yeah, boom joe? joe?! why didnt he lay down why did he die wtf!"

[CommandoRazor]

How to fix it:

violence_agibs 1

violence_ablood 1

violence_hgibs 1

violence_hblood 1

replace the ones with zeroes if you WANT these ridiculous animations

[TickleMeJewish]

the was hilarious what is wrong with rag-doll?

[BulletKiller12345]

deutschland ist doch echt das dümmste land für zocker!

alter ich hasse die!

wie kann man nur so ne scheiße da machen!

ich glaub ich kotz gleich!

[kamilfreeman]

CS 1.6 except with horrible hitboxes and nice graphics

[Amrisael]

Ahahahaha

[Nechmen01]

"Oh, So if i shoot daddy in the head, he will just lie down! Then we can have a good laugh about it :D"

[fuckjuzzi]

HAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Deddshot]

In germanys defense, If i got shot in the head I'd lie down too.

[magnussimpson]

fuck germans zuck at cunterstroke! MW2 is the beeeeeee333333333355555tt !!!!!! totally owns ! n cunter stroke is so glitchy n shit! fuck you!!! MW2 for the wind|!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[esligar89]

@magnussimpson brilliant

[slovaPL]

I am Polish and what is this?

It`s good to see that Germans can`t play good games as everyone else.

[davidn64]

i am italian but i was born in germany :3

And i say the Contry sucks ^^

[deadeye770]

cant you turn it on?

[Liam9787]

WHAT THE SHIT!!!????!!! SOURCE IS SUPPOSED TO HAVE RAGDOLL PHYSICS!!

[MasacruRo]

How the fuck can someone think that doing such a thing HELPS IN ANYWAY? Like in Fallout 2 german's edition, instead of a driver you have a crash dummie. How dumb can that be? So when you crash through the windshield instead of a real person it's a crash dummy. Those people are really really dumb' fo real. (Those that come with the censoring ideas, not the game creators)

[182Clumsy182]

Shit, I'm German and I HATE this country. Everyone's so uptight here. Germans really need to loosen up!!

[Xenosoo]

Gee, that bullet through the brain sure makes me kinda sleepy... I'll just take a nap here I think...

[TYofSON]

OWWWWW WTF MAAANN THAT REALLY HURT IM GOING TO NAP NOW. LOL GERMANY YOU MAKE NO SENSE.

[ModeladosValve]

CSS for kids is more scared.

[Na1337]

Ohhh now he's got a headache :/

[anontrance]

lol that's awesome

[lolisnotavailable]

haha oh wow

[Talitus]

it's like counter strike for kids. im real tired now i gotta go take a nap

[IAmMyEnemyNo1]

(Isn't this counter productive?)

Now I believe that when I shoot people they only give up in front of me and respect my authority. Let's try it tommorow, what could possible go wrong???

[k0n14k]

that's the punishment for Hitler :P

[TehLoneWanderer]

@k0n14k

Hitler was Austrian.

[xXxMartin96xXx]

@TehLoneWanderer

and he comed to germany at..........kid

[samamanjaro]

@xXxMartin96xXx what.

[xXxMartin96xXx]

@samamanjaro

wath?

wath you want from me

[xXxMartin96xXx]

@TehLoneWanderer

he comed to germany at kid

[k0n14k]

@TehLoneWanderer correct me if I am wrong but I believe that Hitler was voted for by Germans and Germans carried out his orders. Jeez, he even could have been Ghanese, it does not matter.

[opinion56]

@k0n14k lol your sympathizing german during the 30s and you live in poland. I found that beyond hilarious

[k0n14k]

@opinion56

You, Sir, are an complete idiot.

I have heard about the US government spending huge sums to lower the immense illiteracy rate in your country, but the program seems either not to have reached you or to be an absolute fiasco. Now, please Sir, please commit your moronic self to learning the ABC and read my comment again. Also you may want to buy "Understanding the English Language 101". Before you do that please go toss off your genetic material somewhere where there is a lot of traffic

[opinion56]

@k0n14k

Good job at replying to my comment with something relevant and not nonsensical mumbling. Oh and a pole talking about education, classy.

[nlicky]

That's weird to have custom animations in CS:S. All the deaths there are ragdolled, but in this German version they do have custom death animations.

Pretty nice animation quality, but the actual motion of lying down is just not the right thing to do. Kind of like Paintball or other games like that, though in CS:S real guns are supposed to be used. Nice demonstration anyway.

[xXxMartin96xXx]

@nlicky

yeah. is a good animation, but u cant think on u got shooted on the head with a sniper and lie down surrendering, that falling down covered of blood as TD does LOL :P but it was a good animation, just it was bad used, i think is a good idea put a surrender option in this game, for make it more realistic

[rookie2202]

It's too bad you cant get that animation working anymore... or at least not online I think.

[GoukiTehPwner]

Counter-Terrorist push up....sorta.

[edmundstoiberderdepp]

what. the. fuck.

[fitoou]

The Best is: You only have to download a small file from the internet (need two words for Google) and everything is normal xDD

Its so useless^^

[gilgili8]

lol

[yodwadre]

LMAO

[lostnightfilms]

so when i get on a german server thats what they see when they kill me

[Chaofanatic]

That's just depressing.

[driveandkill]

dude im german and i must life with this shit D:!!!! they banned aliens vs predator or cutted blood at tf2 (LAWL) but for some reason tthey didnt cut dead space #WTF -.- oh and fallout 3 no blood and no flieng arms :(

[fitoou]

@driveandkill Dir ist schon klar das du das patchen kannst ne? Von wegen du musst damit leben...

[driveandkill]

@fitoou ach wust ich ja noch garnicht woah wie toll -.-

[xXbutters1234]

I'm sleepy i think ill take a nap now Mmmmm.....

[owner876]

They realized that German people hack all the time, so they made the German version of the game crappy too reduce the amount of hackers...

[SpongebobBuilder]

i deleted  clientregistry.blob

[denek620]

Actually, country that have murdered 6 milion of people 70 years ago, has a dead censored xD

[LossMontana]

@denek620 wow there are a lot of other countries who murdered people in the past and still do it today so I would better close my mouth bcs. people in Germany learned out of their mistakes

[Flam3swe]

It's not Valve's fault that they have to censor their games, it's Germany's fault. Do you really think they want to censor their games? No, they don't, but Germany and Australia doesn't want too much blood so Valve has to do it, or they ban the game from their country.

[CrazyMikeComics]

@Flam3swe Don't waste your time, these retards look for something to blame. :U

[Timic83tc]

@CrazyMikeComics 1 man in australia holding back rating = retards

nice logic!

[Hauntzor]

OWOWOW I GOT SHOT IN THE HEAD SHIT I REALLY NEED TO JUST LIE DOWN NOW

[UzimakiNaruto54]

@Hauntzor

Hahahaha awesome comment , i lol'ed so hard...

[keshaz12]

Its not only german...

IN THE UPDATE ITS NOW FOR EVERY BODY.

[ArjTwitMusic]

@keshaz12

no its not

its not for me ^^

[AlexMcPwnr]

@keshaz12

Germany and Australia... as far as I know.

Not for me (US account)... if you have it... well... sucks to be you

[Timic83tc]

@AlexMcPwnr australians have the uncensored CSS.

[MartwyPlod]

lol, fuck germany

[personnumber45]

wow

[luigifan07]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[tci67]

Its really retarted, i live in Canada and i get this crap, i tried all the commands to fix this bug but no dice.

To fix it, i just downloaded new ragdoll physics to fix this. -.-"

Valve, you suck.

[jjhays36]

@tci67 germans made no blood and censored it atleast im in america

[owner876]

After the update all the models were like that even though I'm not from Germany, I've typed a few commands which returned the ragdolls but they wouldn't move if you fire at them (after they die) now there's been an update and I'm not sure whether the ragdols are working coz my commands or coz the update. ANY HELP?

[cpunge001]

hey, can someone help me! i got the uncensored version However if i join a germany server, will i get this?

i want the censored version someone wanna trade?:D

[HolidayAtHome]

do you play the game for testing your skill or for looking at dieing people <<

[WolfySnackrib666]

@HolidayAtHome For looking at dying people you dumb fuck.

[cpunge001]

@HolidayAtHome both

[tci67]

IM FUCKING CANADIAN AND I HAVE THIS ISSUE.

[aprojoci]

heheh..:) funny

[Xhado0]

I was going to type a really long comment talking about how censorship is bullshit, but the comment box is too small, so fuck youtube.

[1991rappa]

Im not even from Germany but it still happens to me , whats up with that ?

[XxSmietanQaxX]

omg !!!!!!!!!!!!

[Depesha666]

Is this shit for real?

Holy fuck.

[DropKickEddy]

Realistic Special forces simulation: Fun for all the family!

[Altier]

It's like they're using rubber bullets

COUNTER-STRIKE NEVER HAPPENED

IT WAS JUST A PAINTBALL GAME

[ssbmpalyer2010]

Would've been better to just have them fall over and clutch a wound.

[HaonProductions]

It's a-ok to shoot somebody's brains out kids, they'll just lie down and put their hands over their head!

[mariodude89]

still sad about losing the war germany B)

[nightflyer1]

im so glad I dont live in germany

[MarioWars]

wtf man