Austin Powers Rocket

[gaararox1108]

That's not a woodpecker, it looks like someone's--

PRIVATES!! WE HAVE REPORTS OF AN UNIDENTIFIED FLYING OBJECT!

[marinebuck91]

it looks like a ginormous WANG pay attention

[noshsd]

one eyed monster :D

[truebreakerz11]

I played the "Johnson" joke on my gym teacher with another person. It got laughs from everybody...

[unspeakablyable]

keep pressing 2!!!

[noelsoong777]

Wang pay attention killed me. 

[Billymaysfan6837]

I don't know what it is, but it looks like a DICK! Do you see that? Oh my god, it looks like a PECKER! Wait, that's not a woodpecker, it looks like someone's PRIVATES! We've got a report of an unidentified flying object. It's a long, smooth shaft complete with TWO BALLS!

[Khirzask]

This is always funny, no matter how many hundreds of times I see it.

[TF2B0NKMASTER]

Wiener? Any of you kids want another wiener? Dad, what's that? I don't know son but it's got great, big...

NUTS! Hot salty nuts! Who wants some- Lord Almighty! That looks just like my husband's...

One Eyed Monster, step right up and see the One Eyed Monster! ARGH, hey, what's that it looks like a big...

Woody, Woody Harrelson, can I have your autograph? Sure no problem. Oh my lord, lookit that thing. It's so big. I've seen bigger that's...

Just a little prick

XD!!!!

[cooler123999]

I looks like a giant.....Dick..yea..take a look out to starboard..OMG it looks like a huge..Peccker!!wait thats nota wood pecker that looks like someones...privates!!There has been a report of a UFO complete with...TWO BALLS! whats that that looks like an enormus..WHANG! pay attention! I was distracted by that giant flying.Whillie whats that? It looks like a giant...Weiners any o u kids want any weiners? Hey whats that! IDK son but its go great big..NUTS!!! Hot salty nuts OMG I laughed so much!!

[0zzy2012]

XD one eyed monster Dick pecker complete with 2 balls and 1 sack WOOO

[contamination18]

Wang! Pay attention

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[Hotwheelsonfire]

but its got great big nuts salty nuts who wants some lord almighty that looks just like my husbands one eyed monster step right up and see the one eyed monster whats that looks like a woody woody harrelson can i have your auto graph sure no problem o my look at that thing it so big ive seen bigger its just a little

[Hotwheelsonfire]

i dont know sir but it loos like a giant dick yeah take a look out of starburd oh my god it looks like a pecker oo where wait thats not a wood pecker it looks like someones privates we have reports of a unidentified flying object it is a long smooth shaft complete with 2 balls what is that that just looks like an enormous wang pay attention i was distracted by that enormous flying willy whats that well it looks like a giant wiener any of you kids want other wiener dad whats that i dont know son

[gamehell]

Awesome Juxtaposing XD

[platypus3456]

lol it looks like a someones PRIVATES!

[MrOffandonagain]

pahahaha, willie nelson!

[HauntedChapelDE]

You forgot one part in this vid:

"PENIS, the male reproductive organ. Also known as tallywacker, schlong, or..."

[tubularniggaz]

@HauntedChapelDE ...johnson!

[jackchrisevans]

@HauntedChapelDE "... weiner?!"

[CrazedTacoEater852]

WANG

[GligarTheWarrior]

hot, salty nuts!

[3Ray91794]

classic austin powers scene

ROFL

[bundeligafan]

WANG

pay attention!

[doomifiedg]

One-eyed monster! :'O

[therealcecil]

this is the funniest part of the movie the other two funny parts are when mini-me humps the laser when the fat guy talks about eating mini-me

[GligarTheWarrior]

you're thinking of goldmember?

[DocCaeruleus]

"...it is a long smooth shaft, complete with...*TWO BALLS*" lmao.

[mracers]

"Well i've seen bigger"

[zombieownage]

lawl :D

[NAVC130VET]

best part of the movie

[ZachWebbEX]

ahahaha funny

[green929392]

you took out the teacher ladie

[jenmei]

Yeah! That's the funniest part! the way she says it is hilarious! lol. Someone has GOT to upload it :)