The singer of that song must be a very sophisticated woman; most women would take into consideration petty things like intellect, education, riches, etc. It takes a woman of great depth to think only of size. I'm impressed.
Yeah Batmans a fuckin prick. One day he showed up to my house totally uninvited and just barges in and asks me where the bathroom is. I tell him, and then he goes and takes a shit in the sink! I get mad and then he throws a batarang at me. It misses and knocks a bunch of china on the floor. I tell him he has to pay for that and he tells me he doesn't have to do shit cuz he's the goddamn Batman. Then he peels out of my driveway with the Batmobile and leaves all these skid marks. What an asshole!
What? You can be a real prick and a shitbag. I don´t know what that obnoxious sounding gay music was and I don´t care. I just wanted to know what happened in the movie at that point because I don´t remember anymore. I last saw it about 15 years ago . And I was already pissed off
Unbelievably well done, incredibly well chosen, and hilarious by all accounts. I actually thought it was part of the real movie and I was incredulous for a moment. Five stars for sheer hilarity and creativity.
Aside from The Joker, he has been one of Batman's toughest opponents. I mean, he broke his fucking back in the comic books. And he's really smart, unlike how he was portrayed in Batman and Robin. Bane would be a great choice.
*SPOILER SPOILER SPOILER*
They could also bring back Two Face. Like, maybe he didn't die in TDK and he could be the villain in the third. That might work too.
The Penguin should be the next villain after The Dark Knight movie. Also who could replace Danny Devito's performance as the Penguin. Who agrees with my statements?
THEEEEEE GLORY THAT I YEARNNNN TO CAPTURAAAAA THE GLORY OF GOTHAM... lmaooooo omg what a shitty speech.. that small dick motherfucker got called the fuck out!
Hah nicer
thehenjini 3 weeks ago
who shall i whote for?
hmm i think the penguin will the best major(Votinging penguin)
ulvebonden 1 month ago
what happend is that Bruce Recorded the comment that The penguin made all over again also the Scratching which is funny.
Dim4323 3 months ago
LOL @ the Bat-CD player
videogamenostalgia 4 months ago
bwahahahahahahahaahah\(*_*)/\(^_^)/\(^.^)/
PLURLIFEDGM 4 months ago
HAHHA XD
Keifboy 6 months ago
Bruce be trollin.
Jetblast01 6 months ago 8
The singer of that song must be a very sophisticated woman; most women would take into consideration petty things like intellect, education, riches, etc. It takes a woman of great depth to think only of size. I'm impressed.
KnightOneDark 7 months ago 8
The Penguin; As Mr. Wayne plays the music, is a short-dick man. LOL!
AlfredGamer1 7 months ago
Ownage ! xD
slide6ow85 7 months ago
Noooooooo, I wanted the real image!!! = /
marianitzin 7 months ago
This should happend in the movie:D
ClubDominoEnglish 7 months ago
Did the Penguin just get trolled by Batman? Oh my...
GothamScarecrow 9 months ago
President Penguin FTW!!! XD
TheBatmanSmells 9 months ago
I'm beginning to question Mr Wayne's music collection...
Do you think he can give me a copy? :D
andrewrobotbuilder 10 months ago 4
30 penguins unliked this video
moh1612 10 months ago
Alfred turned mainstream and double badass.
moh1612 10 months ago
This is great I havent actually watched this film all the way through i swear i will be imagining this when i actually watch it
JungleOasis 11 months ago
how bad-ass does alfred look at 1:16 ?
"imma technologize all up in this fecal-matter!"
Psythe878 11 months ago 4
Leave it to Alfred to make a mixed cd.
wylon87 1 year ago 6
Alfred chose the song.
angeltosome 1 year ago 11
hahahahahhaah im glad that this movie exists but it just looks fucking idiotic.
mratomix 1 year ago
gay
dudecool320 1 year ago
that is one fckn EPIC SONG!
rohannesburg 1 year ago
I like how it is not funny.
Israfel85 1 year ago
HAHAHA YESS!!
junoreactor05 2 years ago
Yeah Batmans a fuckin prick. One day he showed up to my house totally uninvited and just barges in and asks me where the bathroom is. I tell him, and then he goes and takes a shit in the sink! I get mad and then he throws a batarang at me. It misses and knocks a bunch of china on the floor. I tell him he has to pay for that and he tells me he doesn't have to do shit cuz he's the goddamn Batman. Then he peels out of my driveway with the Batmobile and leaves all these skid marks. What an asshole!
tonyescobar71 2 years ago
The Penquin looks like Lady gaga
AlmightYxxTommy 2 years ago 45
@AlmightYxxTommy Poor Penguin :( lol
RogueRaven17 1 year ago 4
@AlmightYxxTommy That's actually a huge insult to the Penguin!
brawy1 1 month ago
hehe, i guess Batman is starting to follow in supermans footsteps of being a dick.
Guess its just something that happens to you when you become a superhero :P
Nice edit btw.
DarkTider 2 years ago
hahhahahahahhaha
xxskater102xx 2 years ago
was this edited??
MidnightMadhatter 2 years ago
I think this was Tim Burton's alternate take but the studio made him change it.
amasingfatass 2 years ago 7
Ur gay TIM 4 PRESIDENT, BF is alot better than TDK n BB
GemStealth 2 years ago
@MidnightMadhatter
Yes, it was edited.
But also chucked full of lol'age.
BlauCabbage 2 years ago 2
lol
amasingfatass 2 years ago
Hey Just Relax I'll Take Care Of The Retched Sqealing Pinhead Puppets Of Gotham
U Gotta Admit I Played This Stinkin City Like A Harp From Hell
lilbl6 2 years ago
Actually, that was a crime Bruce Wayne committed, not to mention depriving a candidate of his freedom of speech. Pretty bad show, Batman...
OrmEmber 2 years ago
lulz
MasterYoda320 2 years ago
alfred was all for it.
TheOpenChorus04 2 years ago 9
that was actually pretty funny
BROKENHOUSEFILMS 2 years ago 5
What? You can be a real prick and a shitbag. I don´t know what that obnoxious sounding gay music was and I don´t care. I just wanted to know what happened in the movie at that point because I don´t remember anymore. I last saw it about 15 years ago . And I was already pissed off
Deathtwich 2 years ago
yea, one of the gayest songs ever
pyramidhead138 2 years ago
at the end u shoulda said dick not prick.
lol....well I would have at least...
haha!
LOL. I want this song. =P
Green2Griffin 2 years ago
Short dick roll'd?
DemonFett 2 years ago 4
hahaha this shit was awesome!!! LOL
digitalcatgirl 2 years ago
shit song.
DLPBurke 2 years ago 3
Lolwut?
tikifreakazoid 2 years ago
What Song??? PLEASE TELL ME!! What is the song??
GTArandom 2 years ago
don't want no short dick, man! xD
DevilSilver33 2 years ago
hahaha thats harsh lol
plainoldwill 2 years ago
The CD scratch part has and always will be my favourite part of this movie.
skankenweenie 2 years ago 4
HOW did u do that!!!!!!
rocketgirlliz 2 years ago
Is that real?? :o lol
dark9wolfpuppy9 2 years ago
YOU SUCK
elfchaser 3 years ago
what song is it?
captain0ldy0da 3 years ago
don't want no short dick man
GTArandom 2 years ago
HE HE HE HEEE! I WANT THAT SONG! LMAO!
captain0ldy0da 3 years ago
hahahahahahhaha
objio24 3 years ago
DJ Batman!!
lookduck 3 years ago 5
LOL i like this song whats it called ??? and awsome haha i addin as favorites :P
sk8ertomboychick 3 years ago
screw you....
your the kind of people that ruin youtube with stupid spam crap
marty1105 3 years ago
loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool
cenitman 3 years ago
Is it batman returns ? :s
thanks
this vid was hilarious xD
notjokering 3 years ago
Someone should do a video where Penguin gets rick rolled.
AdamCT3 3 years ago 6
Wow! That would be hilarious!
mulry101 3 years ago 4
Lol, that's exactly what I was thinking.
strylowskia90 3 years ago
lol, I was hoping that was what this vid would be
Ghlan 3 years ago
well this is pretty close, think of it as an early 90's rick rolling
cjvs1604 2 years ago
my favorite batman movie
abandenallhope 3 years ago
LOL
WYarranton 3 years ago
not the speech was looking for,
i listened to this without sound, my bad
The1Real1Thomas 3 years ago
yikes! oh my god, i am soo sorry for whoever listen and watched, i didn't have sound whooops lol
The1Real1Thomas 3 years ago
ohh teenie and weenie
just how i likes it :O
jampros231 3 years ago
how funny it would be to do this to mccain and flailin
cannedstring 3 years ago
Ha I thought for sure it was the real movie at first! I thought, "They weren't allowed to use the f-word in a movie like that..." lol
Taraalcar 3 years ago
i love this movie
xxxxj4 3 years ago
jajajaja
xemmas20 3 years ago
jajaja hahaha hehehe hohohoho hihihihihi
JiggaNigga9 3 years ago
Penguins 1 Ugly Motherfucker
datkid4088 3 years ago
ha!!!
AmvruleS 3 years ago
The Penguin got owned. XD
arosestear 3 years ago 21
Oh, that wasn't in the real movie? I haven't seen this one so i thought that was real, lol. That would have been real mean for batman.
DarthBronze 3 years ago 4
u shoulldve done a rick roll lol
Guitarfreak2312 3 years ago
owned!
marvelmax03191 3 years ago
Hilarious. Lets hope his dick is as long as his nose.
JeffMullis 3 years ago
lol
Lucifor333111 3 years ago
Unbelievably well done, incredibly well chosen, and hilarious by all accounts. I actually thought it was part of the real movie and I was incredulous for a moment. Five stars for sheer hilarity and creativity.
hoodoo961 3 years ago
I think they should use BANE.
Aside from The Joker, he has been one of Batman's toughest opponents. I mean, he broke his fucking back in the comic books. And he's really smart, unlike how he was portrayed in Batman and Robin. Bane would be a great choice.
*SPOILER SPOILER SPOILER*
They could also bring back Two Face. Like, maybe he didn't die in TDK and he could be the villain in the third. That might work too.
fallenshadows555 3 years ago
i agree
Guitarfreak2312 3 years ago
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i would love to see...ready..THE VENTRILOQUIST in a possible sequel to the dark knight! yes i said it. anybody on the same boat?
baiteme 3 years ago
imagine that song was really played in this movie. short dick man..omg...hahahahha
Balsch 3 years ago
yo bak in da day this was not a kids movie rite? they should make the new batmans R 18 so blood and swearin could make it more realistic...
donamarg 3 years ago 2
Are you retarded? This isn't really the song that plays. This guy that made the video thinks it's hilarious.
seantheiverson 3 years ago
lol wtf oh havent seen it in a while so i dnt know anythin bout the movie whoops but i still stand by my statement they should make it r18
donamarg 3 years ago
The Penguin should be the next villain after The Dark Knight movie. Also who could replace Danny Devito's performance as the Penguin. Who agrees with my statements?
Abriggs500 3 years ago 2
The Penguin is the 2nd on my list ;) Riddler goes First xP
EclipseTheDarkOne 3 years ago
im with ya on that one
CHIbears15 3 years ago
i dunno, id prefer another raas al ghul attack while i wait for them to find someone to fill the joker spot
ringmaster316ms 3 years ago
ahah. they're not repeating any characters that have been done on the big screen already.
aka. Catwoman and The Penguin.
bionicblowfish 3 years ago
But the Joker has also been done on the big Screen.. Batman (1980)
EclipseTheDarkOne 3 years ago
Joker is also practically the most famous batman villain.
bionicblowfish 3 years ago 4
1st fav:Joker(played by jack nicholson)
2nd :Penguin
SORA5184 3 years ago
having a cd was so cool back then
realizstik 3 years ago 2
THEEEEEE GLORY THAT I YEARNNNN TO CAPTURAAAAA THE GLORY OF GOTHAM... lmaooooo omg what a shitty speech.. that small dick motherfucker got called the fuck out!
Show416 3 years ago 5
lmao
ggggman16762 3 years ago
this is the best batman actor
evelynjanfan300 3 years ago
HOLY SHIT FUNNIEST SHIT EVER!!!!!!!!
ColtonGoalkeeper 3 years ago 3
You guys suck
joyousbuckwheat 3 years ago
LMFAO THAT WAS AMENSE!
kzn123 3 years ago
looks like it's time for "DJ B-Wayne" to spin the bad 'ol Penguin right out of hearts of the people of Gotham
kissvanhalenacdcrule 3 years ago 4
LOL!!! That was hilarious!
mulry101 3 years ago 2
...Then he starts shooting the umbrella...
Number1CountBleckFan 3 years ago 11
...Poor Penguin... I feel really bad for him...
Number1CountBleckFan 3 years ago 17
OMG!!!! LOL!!! I didn't expect that rap part there but that's funny! X-D
Wolfgirl1998 3 years ago 4
bwahaha great! ...poor Pengy ;)
DraculeaRiccy 3 years ago
Batty plugged in some comments of what Peguin said about Gotham in his hide-out
darshmun 3 years ago
Yep! Know what he said? I do. He says these quotes,
"Just relax! I'll take care of the squealing, wretched, pinhead puppets of Gotham!"
And this
"You gotta admit: I'm playin' this stinkin' city LIKE A HARP FROM HELL! EH! HEHEHEHEHEHEH!! >-D"
Then Bruce let the 2nd quote repeats over & over again.
And bonus, funny part is where he "raps" a CD making that funny record rapping scratch sound FX. ^-^
Wolfgirl1998 3 years ago
Ya know, "WIKKY-WIKKY-WOP-WOP! WOOP!" ^_~
Wolfgirl1998 3 years ago
What does really happen?
lovefink 3 years ago
That's mean :( lol good thing the penguin scares the shat out of me:)
aimeepoodle 3 years ago 2
jajaj did that actually happened?
tuttylalala 4 years ago
@ 00:32
the bat-cd player, LOL
mantagrae 4 years ago
hhahaha
No1MechWarrior 4 years ago
lol that's so funny
booker2003hk 4 years ago
bahahahaha
ive never seen this movie i had no idea this was coming
vcast song id says this is short dick man by cj gee
tarheelguy40 4 years ago
whats the name of this song?
aznSe7en07 4 years ago
lol!
MKkintaro 4 years ago