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  • we will sterilize our own planet before a giant rock does...thanks Einstein/Oppenheimer

  • can recognise Graham Hancock's voice immediately

  • @GlobalRoss

    everything

  • human extinction FTW

  • The thumbnail looked like a giant bowl of noodle on the planet earth.=D

  • Do people really believe this?

    REALLY?

    REALLYYYYYYYY?????

    God damn.

  • live life, any thing can happen anytime, enjoy it

  • It has been confirmed that no comet will hit the earth in a long time. Some thing like 6000 years. Well ofc's the small one's will.

  • This is a scary thought that this might happen, but if it does, is there really anything we can do to stop something that powerful?

  • @jaxinblax Umm... Call Chuck Norris?

  • Who is the speaker? It sounds like graham hancock. In any case the notion is just plain false. Larger objects such as the 1.9 BYO 10 mile one forming the Sudbury impact basin. None of these would sterilize the planet. To do so requires an object 400 to 500 Kilm. in size. This type of impact may have happened six times in the early history of Earth. See the Miracle Planet.

  • seriously, this could happen any day, enjoy life pecimist.

  • @phlegmfactory Seriously? We're over that now. Coming from a black man.

  • How could somebody say that this can't happen? Are there seriously people out there that are so incredibly stupid? And the rest of us have to be stuck on this rock with you???

  • Isn't that what hand sanitizer's for?

  • As a former astronomer, y'all saying this CAN'T happen. You're all IDIOTS we're microstormed with nickle and quarter sized rocks from space daily. And y'all are saying the big one isn't out there? Fuck all this technology all y'all become fucking idiots compaired to the 13th century. As for the one who said do something about it I'm already working on that along with 20k scientists at NASA

  • @mustang0mav For a "former astronomer" and for someone claiming to have any kind of ties with NASA, you sure do sound pretty ignorant.

  • @pduperron btw it looks like ur name says "puberty" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  • @pduperron cmon isnt this chuck norris shit getting old?

  • ur all dumb...and for the people who type some crazy shit about the realities of the things of life as we know it and the change you say that SHOULD happen...stop typing mother fucker and do something about it.

  • Considering life on this planet is one in an incallculable amount, and the chance of a meteor strike is hundreds of millions times less ( it happens all the time on every planet ) people really need to realise we as a species are much more precariously balanced on the knifes edge than we realise when taking in the possibilities as a whole.

  • Chuck Norris is a douche

    Also, re: the description... Comets ARE asteroids that are comprised of rock and ice. They become a comet by the heat from a star turning the ice to vapour. ^^

  • LOVE IT LOVE EVERY PART OF IT!.....NUKE THE WHALES!!!! FTW!!

  • Whose mother fucker is making tht kind of videos?? Fucking they creating miss understanding... There is nothing gonna be happen like tht.. Fucking bullshit..!!!

  • @surjeetgill27 Uhm, actually there is an asteroid in our direction, we dont know if it'll hit but it certainly is headed this way, if it does hit we are screwed, it would nearly be the size of texas, and an object that huge ramming into our planet will completely destroy it, it can happen, and all humanity could be wiped out.

  • @EPICTEENZ yea but the chances are like 1 in a million, it could hit one of the other several planets in our solar system or completly miss us and keep going, or depending on wat time of the year it is it could come from the opposite side of the solar system and just become vaporized in the sun, or it could hit one of the many millions of objects floating around in space, ultimatly we are a very small target itd be like throwing a tennis ball at a basket ball from the other end of a footy field

  • @shiyboy4 Ya no shit, but then again, other planets can send them this way, the asteroid could also get caught in an orbit.

  • @EPICTEENZ also id be4 like throwing a tenis ball at a basket ball from one side of the football field while theres a game of footy going on. possible but very very hard.

  • @surjeetgill27 hold on let me rephrase that, just wipe out all life, the planet would still be here, only with a huge dent making it look retarded, but nobody is gunna be alive to see it :/

  • @surjeetgill27 it's most likely not gunna happen, just sayin, its possible. look it up on google "meteor headed for earth... might hit in 2014."

  • in the thumbnail it looks like a bowl with rice and some sticks =D

  • wtf us this?

  • 0:18 Bowl o' soop!

  • @123sweyn with chopsticks too!

  • @brandeezy108 Aye!

  • 0:03. eh, eh, eh , eh

  • @Beathovenxxx I ROFL at that, hahahahahahhaha

  • It would not sterilize anything. Viruses and bacteria will survive (as there are some even surviving space).

  • sterilize the planet? that sound like the illuminati! (yes I know it's total bullshit)

  • The government would never tell anyone if a big rock was headed our way, which really sucks because I'd totally go stand where it's supposed to impact and hold my hands out to catch it.

  • Everyone has only a short amount of time here - enjoy it - stop the FEAR - don't buy the products of corporations that hurt people - vote out of office those that keep war and fear going. NO GOVERNMENT WILL EVER HELP ANYONE - people and eductions help the world. Every great breakthrough in science has been the work of one person or a very small group. Look at Einstein - all governments have done with his great knowledge is kill people - we don't have a good energy supply, just bombs!

  • @agnoses That was deep and really hits home to how fuked up our world is now.

  • Jupiter can take another hit for us. Jupiter took many hits for Earth that could end life as we know it.

  • Doesn't matter. Life on this planet is fucked anyway.

  • @flyingsuperpetis

    Well said.

  • @flyingsuperpetis You better believe it.

  • @flyingsuperpetis true. true.

  • @flyingsuperpetis No it isn't! That's not a fact, it's a choice. We have to fight the oppressors! IT'S IMPOSSIBLE TO HAVE TRUE DEMOCRACY IN A MONETARY SYSTEM.

    Resource based economy = the way forward

  • @flyingsuperpetis

    Hahaha

    You are right

    we are fucked :(

  • @flyingsuperpetis Those who think so are pretty much free to remove themselves.

  • here's how i see it we'll never be in the right spot for one if were revoling around the sun how do they know we'll be right there and not all the way on the other side of the sun you know no one ver stops to think about that

  • @pitbikecrazyguy Its called math dude. We can predict where most of every massive rock we charted in the universe where it will be in years time. Why do you think we know the exact time Hallie comet comes around?

  • @Po41lo wow way to be optimistic

  • @Po41lo Oh! lol sorry, I misunderstood your comment. I thought you were saying that even if an asteroid of that size hit us, it wouldn't do anything XD

  • THe problem is jupiter never lets anything past it because it is so massive it has enough gravitational FORCE too destroy ALL objects passing saturn

  • @justinadil1 SO FUCKING GLAD SOMEONE SAID IT! people dont realize tht earth has a body guard. and tht body guard is Jupiter

  • The planet need a good enema!

  • and.............???

  • @Po41lo

    Apparently not :P

  • Hopefully it lands on Pakistan, Iraq, Libya, Afghanistan, north Korea, or France first

  • @ragheadexterminator whats wrong with france

  • we can only wish... we need to start again.

  • this is where the tsar bomba could come in handy

  • i dont think we could stop somthing like this even if the human race tried.....might as well continue killing eachother

  • The Asteroids is Chuck Noris's Dick.

  • we're not even here anyway...havn't you seen The Matrix?

  • For what it's worth, that image at 13 seconds shows an asteroid MUCH larger than the 10 to 20 mile asteroids the guy is talking about. It looks like something hundreds of miles wide.

    "The current biggest threat of a collision with Earth is posed by the asteroid Aphophis. This 400-meter-wide space rock will come closer to Earth in 2029 than the orbits of many communications satellites – but it will not hit the planet. " - daviddarling.info

    Nothing as big as in the image flies near here.

  • @alexchavez777 Aphophis is the most dangerous that we currently know about. What the guy (who is this guy) is talking about is attempting to find more dangers, because they are surely out there. In this case, ignorance is not bliss.

  • Part 4.

    Earth Gets A Vasectomy.

  • man people from DBZ is prolly like SO WE CAN WISH EVERYONE BACK TO LIFE USING THE NAMEKIA DRAGONBALLS :D

  • YING YANG POWER. TRANSFIGURATION, FREE ENERGY MACHINE. PERPETUUM MOBILE.

  • NASA have said there definatley won't be a collision for ten years

  • the picture from 15 to 20 seconds looks like a soup

  • @haiwo21  yeah lol

  • wait wait wait wait this guy isnt thinking becaude if a neteor was coming NASA would have see it already.

  • @angelforlight1 Resorting to spelling errors I see.

  • this nub has no idea what hes talking about... a 20 mile asteroid would not "sterilize the planet in an instant". although it might kill all humans within weeks/months with its athmospheric dust cloud some bacteria and stuff like that would survive.

    so there is no need to listen to this guy - whoever he is :P

  • I remember when Jackie Chan was the best fighter, don't even deny that you didn't know who Chuck Norris was back then.

  • dey sed dat an astroid or somshit idk exactly but ya somthin will come close to hittin earth it wont hit but it'll come close in 2027 i hope im alive to see it

  • at 0:19 looks like a bowl with chopsticks init

  • the pic at :09 and :10 does it for me. I have never been able to visualize it like that.

  • woooot im the 666th comment!!!! ooooh shit....

  • 665....

  • LOL the govt. isn't watching its balls...

  • @Citrus00Fleming wtf are they gonna do...?

  • this guy sounds like stewie griffen but older! LOL

  • 9 comments more...

  • Bah', just put a big Condom on it

  • Bah', just put a Condom on top of it!

  • Damnit somone casted Meteor Again!!!

  • How exactly, is a 10mile wide asteroid going to sterilize the planet? I'm curious.

  • @L4DWonton An 8-mile wide asteroid will blow out a crater at least 200 miles wide, and the thermal pulse and blast effects would be enough to destroy all life on an entire continent. It would be even worse if it struck the ocean, not only would a huge crater be blasted out, mega-tsunamis even scientists can't imagine would annihilate coastlines along an entire ocean basis. There would be incredibly destructive and deadly earthquakes that would flatten everything.

  • @L4DWonton The blast would melt and vaporize both the asteroid and thousands of cubic miles of the Earth's crust and hurl it into space before it falls back to Earth. Some of this white hot material would burn up up re-entry but much would get into the lower atmosphere, where it would heat the air up to 1,000 degrees or more, killing anything not underground in a shelter.

  • @L4DWonton Secondary impacts from ejecta would set fires everywhere, and firestorms would rage across the planet, burning everything and adding even more smoke and dust to an already dust choked atmosphere. This smoke and pulverized rock would cut out sunlight, and together with the intense acid rain that would follow the impact, much of the life that survived the blast, earth tremors, mega-tsunamis and the firestorms would perish.

  • too long i didnt read

  • @L4DWonton And then comes the nuclear winter. Clouds would cover all of the earth, blocking all sunlight and freezing the entire planet.

  • Sterilize? As in, to make clean? Not the best metaphor ever...

  • @Matinee909

    Sterilize is a process used to kill all types of microorganisms , meaning that the asteroid will destroy all life on the planet !

  • @AtaMbuMIL I know what 'sterilze' means, hence my comment. Sterilize has connotations of 'making clean what is dirty'. As a metaphor it implies that life on earth is a form of dirt, and so is not an ideal metaphor given that there are dozens of better word choices. You're response to my passing comment is pretty patronising, and since you are an American and I am British and an English language graduate, it's also laughable. BTW, your crap explanation implies that humans are micro-organisms...

  • @Matinee909

    For your information I am not an American , you should not believe everything that is written.

    And for that ,that i learned English all by my self i think it is not bad at all!

  • @AtaMbuMIL So American 'English' isn't even your first language? Even more odd that you should be explaining the word 'sterilize' to me. You clearly missed my point completely, do you know what a rhetorical question is? That is what I was using in my original comment. And those three dots are called ellipses; another rhetorical feature. They indicate that what I said was not implicit.

  • ....Goodnight"

    Why the CAPS people?

  • @Petrock508 WHY NOT??

  • ....Goodnight

  • Kinky.

  • DEPLOY THE CHUCK NORRIS!!!!!! Deploying CHUCK NORRIS 16721 US

  • That's okay, we don't need anymore planet pregnancies anyway.

  • We'd better get chuck norris up there - fast.

    -Deploying Chuck Norris US 4451

  • Fucking stupid why waste money on this system of knowing if something this big is hurtling towards the Earth at ten of thousands of miles a second - let's face it what are we going to do - fuck your neighbor and kiss your ass goodbye.

  • Looks kinda shifty. Ya'll better hide yo' kids, Hide yo' wife. And hide yo husband.

    Cause they rapin' errbody out there.

  • dont trust it

  • Dear Astroid: Hurry up and get here.

  • our OZONE protects us from objects coming into orbit and comets and meteorites are destroyed by our OZONE all the time, unfortunately we are slowly destroying our own protective shield with pollution so its a matter of time when we have no ozone and get hit...thats if globla warming doesnt kill us first :/

  • @CamaroHappy Ozone doesnt protect us friction does.

  • Wow, I didn't think I would find political discussion here.

    Nice work, faggots.

  • isnt it interesting how atheists are always saying things like 'we as a species of human beings need to stop hating each other and focus on the future'

    but theists are always saying things like 'those atheists are child molesters and devil worshippers'

    I mean really?

    who among us believes in devils and angels, and which organization in the recent past has been the center of molestation scandal?

  • 0:31 isn't that the Sombrero galaxy?

  • chuck norris will make the asteroid go away

  • People are so self absorbed that most don't realise what wonderful and terrifying things exist outside our planet

  • if that ever happens i find me a chick and fuck the crap out of her .....LMAO

  • WATCH MY WEB CASTS N BELIEVE

  • @ruhaniya About 500 years from now maybe, since the government would never allow this to happen until the Earth is beyond repair.

  • wtf is that?

  • lol your so stupid people if super atomic bomb or asteroid would hit us your not bothered???

  • Choas would be nice

  • fuck you Mr. penis! fuck you!

  • i mean there is aaaaaaa like wtf

  • so basically the world will be put in a giant autoclave lol

  • obama is just as shit as bush is he not?

  • @Irangedj0o That I do not know, but at least Obama doesn't make our country look like a bunch of incompetent babbling fools, who can't even speak right and confuse H2O in other words water as, "the air we breath!" <---Direct quote from Bush Jr. Last time I checked...yeah humans definitely don't breath air. Sorry pal.

  • George done that as you know, he is an ass...

  • @best360gamer NOT ONLY !!!

    BLESS U !!!

  • We have Chuck Norris, he will stop the Asteroid.

  • @pduperron ahhahaha good one

  • @pduperron that's for sure

  • @pduperron THIS IS AMERICAS PROBLEM PEOPLE,EVERYTHING IS A JOKE,911 WAS A JOKE UNTILL IT HAPPENED..YES,AMERICA WAS VERY WELL INFORMED,AND LAUGHED IT OFF,AND BUSH WENT ON VACATION.

  • @pduperron ENOUGH WITH THE CHUCK NORRIS JOKES! THEY ARE NOT FUNNY!!!

  • @pduperron With a BB gun!!!

  • @pduperron cmon isnt this chuck norris shit getting old?

  • @angelforlight1 Chuck Norris doesnt shit, he looks at people, and they do it for him.....in their pants.....

  • @angelforlight1 chuck norris never gets old

  • @angelforlight1 Are you fucking kidding? Wait until he dies. Then see what happens.

    People won't expect Jesus at the Rapture anymore, Chuck Norris will come to take us home.

  • @angelforlight1 chuck norris is da shit. he never gets old.

  • @angelforlight1 Well, as long as that comment has more thumbs up then yours... no.

  • @dandreekel As long as you can't spell "than", anything you post here is of no value.

  • @angelforlight1 hell no

    

  • @angelforlight1 How did it ever start??? The guy is a fucking joke.

  • @angelforlight1

    Says the REAL chuck norris, not this oter guy who happens to have the same name...

  • @angelforlight1 thank you! chuck norris is badass but i agree every big explosion or big impact is chuck norris farting or pissing or stubbing his toe ahhhhhhhh enough! im glad im not the only one who feels that way

  • @angelforlight1 No, it isn't.

  • @angelforlight1 no, it's not...

  • @angelforlight1 No way. Chuck Norris's shit is impervious to age or destruction; it will last longer than the pyramids of Egypt; no sewer in the world can handle it.

  • @cmpilot lmfao shut up.

  • @angelforlight1 Chuck Norris doesn't get old. Old gets Chuck.

  • @skyhawk431 WIN!

  • @angelforlight1 Chuck Norris doesn't get old. He lets time affect him.

  • @angelforlight1 chuck norris says no.

  • @angelforlight1 Knock* knock* Knock* Oh shit, Chuck is at angelforlight1's door.

  • @angelforlight1 Nope

  • @angelforlight1 Chuck Norris'es shit, getting old?? That's  impossible!!...

    , "Chuck Norris doesn't need to shit, He is the Shit" ;D

  • @angelforlight1 chuck norris gonna kick your ass

  • @angelforlight1

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    nope

  • @pduperron CHUCK NORRIS IS DEAD (GOD IS DEAD)

  • Ya, you and me both wish people would stop killin themselves before some unknown object/entity does the job for us. Sadly, that is MUCH easier said than done...we very possibly may not even make such peace before we're all evaporated by some unseen asteroid on some random date.

  • Even 500 Meter asteroid could destory the earth.

  • 0:17- the explosion looks like a bowl of rice.

  • They are Trying everything guys...!!? IF it is not Astroyed then it is the End of the world becuase of the Shift, and if it is not the Shift then its the Sun, or if not sun then look out for the Moon..... What Scares me is the Two Many, Many Kilometers SO CALLED FYSIK LABS...One in EU and the Other in US!!? In both of them there are Two Biggest Magnets Ever Created, THEY ARE HUGE, and you know how easy it is to manipulate a Dc Motor with very little Power and 2 magnets !!? Wake up and Stop EVIL

  • I hope i'm not taking a crap when an astroid hits us, I wanna at least see the crazyness for that split second.

  • I won't be worried until I see Sephiroth in his One Winged Angel form.

  • @thefltdriver Dont even start lol

  • @robbie4233334 Don't worry, I got Omnislash! :P

  • @thefltdriver I know someone who drew Sephiroth in wolf form...You think Sephiroth inone winged Angel form is scary........Ehhhhh Wofl form is worse lol

  • Rock 'n' Roll, big-time.

  • Man's last collective exclamation: "OH, S**T!!!"

  • What if God gives us a choice--no, He did that 2,000 years ago. He IS flexible, up to a point. ;]

  • africa please

  • The laser system can super heat it. You astronomers just let us know when one is coming our way and we'll vaporize it. I love the power of giant government funded lasers