Maria Bamford Effinfunny Stand Up - Hot Tub Advice

[AColonDashSix]

meh, first bit was good. The last 2/3? I guess she decided she was going to Coast.

[sjgraemail2]

Oh my god that first 30 seconds is so good.

[b24harman]

This sucks.

[SuperJoshuaAguilar]

Wow first time I actualy see the origihal post that everyone is commenting on in the coments.

[dRUnkHIGHLANDERS]

oh my god she is offensively unfunny. women comedians SUCK BALLS

[5DollarCarryover]

@dRUnkHIGHLANDERS If you think Maria Bamford is unfunny, you should just kill yourself now and spare everybody you ever come in contact with the anchor of your complete lack of sense of humor bringing them down.

[dRUnkHIGHLANDERS]

@5DollarCarryover if you laugh at anything she says, you are mentally retarded and i have no use in even arguing with a retarded person. i prefer not to hang out with retards anyways so that perfectly ok with me.

[NickCarefoot]

@dRUnkHIGHLANDERS I'm on the internet and my opinion. And all the things. Maybe she has punchlines that some people find funny and people such as yourself do not. If you do not enjoy it you can leave the stand up comedy show, leave the youtube page, or do what I like to suggest which is shut the fuck up.

[cootaloot]

I hope I never have to converse with these people who post funny lines that an actual comedian has just said in a vid, as if that makes them funny, or confirms that they know what's funny. do you do that all day, just repeat lines from comedians like you made it up? do you do, like, little impersonations of Stewie, or maybe you're still working on "Seinfeld" quotes? either way, i really just wish that you'd stop. (all content in this post was thought of by me, copyright my own fucking brain)

[mikecronis]

Love you, Maria. You're great!

[EarthH2oLuma]

She's great! ...thanks for sharing this.

[mysharona626]

Then I'm gonna fuckin' COAST~

[luckycay]

baby look pretty now mummy?

[zofspade]

Shitty audience.

[DarkeningSkies1]

Her "confident" chick sounds like Bart Simpson!

[longview1987]

i like her comedy, but I've heard these jokes a million times, does she write new stuff?

[sovietsentinel]

WHY ISN'T SHE FAMOUS

[MrJdawg12345]

@sovietsentinel she is you retard.

[OverDosed018]

she seems mentally retarded. :D

[sUUpErC00W]

@OverDosed018 :D

[vict0r1ous]

hate the voice

[MaskOfInsane]

Confidence:

1. Take that

2. Boom

3. Boom.

4. Yeah

5. ????

6. Profit

[MrPmj1979]

Funny females are a treat because they are so rare!!!!!

[kittensandlipstick]

@MrPmj1979 You're an idiot. hahahahahahahahah Funny ain't it?

[Kambam27]

omg that was truly horrible!!!!!!! i honestly logged in so that i could leave a comment.. i could do better!!! boringest stand up ever!!!!! thumbs down but thumbs up if u agree

[jaymoe67]

She's quite avant garde, or one huge bundle of neurosis. ehh tomato, tomahto.

[bluehairspaz]

she is so great, my only small complaint is that lots of her stuff gets repeated, but i suppose that has to do with lots of video of one particular year of touring. she is so good, i would expect to see a lot of new material.

[PhantomFilly146]

She's so adorable <3

[Kambam27]

@PhantomFilly146 r u kidding me???? shes like 80!!

[PhantomFilly146]

@Kambam27 Not even close. >.>

[rencrow]

is she high?

[elisk2]

@rencrow no just weird, in a good way.

[stavrossk]

I think I'm in love with her. Does anyone know if she is coming to Greece?

[rhinocore]

@getshaggy She has OCD and is afraid of eye contact.

[Digitaaliklosetti]

She's kinda channeling Hedberg, looks like.

[joisey82]

awesome! i love her voices

[happycamper215]

i want to marry her!!!!! Maria, Maria!!!!!!! i love pugs and want to be absurd with you!!!!

[DancingSpiderman]

Ol' McDonald had a pterodactyl, ee i ee i yo...

[theylied1776]

OCD is oddly sexy.

[free2le]

i don't find her funny

[fuse511]

Yeah just fuggin' coast!!

[lildave89]

i. love. her.

i simply adore maria bamford.

[andyprovo]

Who gives a fuck what you think. Just laff,don't laff,could get hit by a bus tomorra,

Everybody needs a hug sometimes. But it has to be a hug from somebody who just likes or loves you as you are, that kid from the street, ps it don't need to be a bus

[swetergrl91]

Is she stoned? Drunk?

[isthatlegal08]

OK so at 2:18 I swear to God that is Amy Poehler laughing in the background.

[h00bastank18]

I would love to be in a hot tub with her.... just sayin'.

[foilseal]

maria bamford is one of the hottest up-and-coming latina comedians.

[trulynot]

Just lacks energy for me. I am not saying that she has a laid back style i am saying that is all she can manage.

[Scottguiher]

Very funny lady, you need to catch her live show.

[gorgibus60]

She is unbearably funny and I lay awake nights worrying about her.

[JagannathMxO]

She's adorable, but she reminds me of Gary Busey. I don't...really know why.

[trulynot]

@JagannathMxO The way she bares her teeth.

[IronAndSteelTilDeath]

I love Maria Bamford, although the last time I heard the hot tub joke, it took place in a breakfast buffet, not a hot tub. And Maria was painting a painting of an apple called "Apple".

[Erilis666]

Anybody else seeing a life coach? I'm really into competitive living" lol

One guy laughed; I don't think they know what a life coach is.

[ktsITTE]

am i the only one that thinks maria is super hot? cuz i do

[thegreatpoupon]

..shot gun a diet coke ,and a pop tart ,and fvckn coast! WIN!

[scribbl3r]

she sounds a little like Bart Simpson sometimes

[DancingSpiderman]

@scribbl3r I thought she sounded more like PeeWee Herman than Bart Sim... oh yeah... more like Bart Simpson. i gree.

[spetsnaz5]

Alright she's now my favorite female comedian.

[SomeShows]

...THEN JUST FUGGIN' COAST.

[pschotix]

im a business person, i have pens.

[kmacmuzikmafia27]

I love her she's hilarious. But sometimes I wonder if some of her dry humor or sarcasm is actually serious. I'm really self-conscious and shy, been prescribed stuff for social anxiety. So if she's really dealing with that stuff, I admire her ability to get out there in front of an audience and still be sooo funny.

[eternallyraven]

A lot of entertainers suffer from anxiety, depression, or shyness. But there's something about "being on" that kinda chases that stuff away. :3

[kmacmuzikmafia27]

Yeah? I guess it's the same for some singers too. I still don't think I'd ever be able to do that lol. It's gotta be nice for her though to know people do like her stuff.

[eternallyraven]

Yeah, I know what you mean. Lol. Yeah, she's really amazing! I admire all of the entertainers out there that go out there for our benefit, all the while fighting their own fears or inhibitions, etc. :3

[crazypaul34]

@eternallyraven .... A very valid point. It seems society always seems to forget that the most entertaining and influential people on this planet are usually the most conflicted. But that's the catalyst that makes them so great .

[kmacmuzikmafia27]

Why did you feel like you had to say that? Who are you? Why do you want me to die?

[Wing0fSilver]

MINI MUFFIN MONDAY!

She's my hero, I love her comedy.

She's p cute too :3

[Jewlietta]

I've noticed that comments have been disabled on some of Maria's video's. I feel like she may have personally requested that because of her anxieties. She's my hero.

[Goufunaki]

Maria is my favorite female comic. She's so silly, and I love the voices she does.

[kodylol]

STFU H8ERS THIS CHICK IS FUNNY

[GoPepeokay]

So true. Everyone always tries to give you their bs opinion of how you are gonna make it in the world that is just plain drivel. Hilarious!!

[hydro4ic]

it would be awesome if she did the voices for her own cartoon or something like that...

[kmacmuzikmafia27]

Oh I know sometimes the voices she does kinda sound like something off South Park.

[ZZZZZYYYYYXXXXXWWWWW]

horrible

[scourgeofDfreeworld]

my friend told me the other day that female comedians sucked. i told him there must be at least one of them worth a laugh and that i'd prove it. but the more i look through videos, the more i get shit like this...

[biglittlekid]

Try Wanda Sykes

[DansoRandom]

I just said I think that Americans arnt very funny and ive got like 8 hate messages :/

[zfatalismz]

Well put on your marshmallow pants and hit the boohoo button, because no one cares that you feel insulted.

[Espydublohef]

Marshmallow Pants!

lol

Is the boohoo button like, universal, or does everyone have one? Does it come in different languages. Is the term "boohoo" universal itself? Where would you put it? How many times can you use it in a day? Would it work well with my nifty artsy fartsy Astronomy or something like moon pictures calander, or do I have to hang it next to my window? Is there a warranty?

Hehehe

[ezfreez09]

don't hate on me i didnt like it but i believe this is because my puny brain can't grasp it

thanks for posting it was definitely worth a watch

[kelselida]

She's so fucking cool.

[xtrakoner]

she's so drunk.

[nexusis18]

She sounds like Nancy Cartwright with one of her voices. Never noted that before this video though.

[DansoRandom]

americans arnt very funny :/

[RidiculousUser]

Perhaps you just don't understand the humor.

[ghostalks]

You probz don't understand what she's talking about at all.

[EmpressJudge13]

HAH! I'd like to see the surveys and statistics that confirm THAT load of bullcrap

[Kirbynessness]

I would hit that so freaking hard.

[NubTheMadhatter]

She's hilarious! Not to mention adorable. XD I think she's my new favorite female comedian.

[futureman8]

@NubTheMadhatter I agree, janeane garofalo was my other favorite lady comedian.

[jguelker85]

i only like a few female comedians, but she is def my fav out of them

[thelostgirl007]

She kinda sounds like Bart Simpson.

[WcWreckage]

what the fuck is this bitch on forreal..not even funny

[jhtde]

she's so funny definitly one of my top ten fav comic

[askye7]

I love Maria. Freakin funny stuff!!!

[RoverCleveland01]

k christopher hitchens...

[graaar]

and what a perfect sample size you guys have whittled them down to!

[chowpappy]

zzzzzzzzzzzzzz

[xJETJACKSONx]

Jesus Christ, It's fucking stand up comedy.

[lmlm11]

i love that ending

[adrianthegiant]

possibly the funniest stand up i have seen in a while

[hotpinkhelokity]

she is fuckin funny

[h00bastank18]

Gonna, gonna shotgun a diet coke and a pop tart and then I'm gonna fucking KEEEWST.

[DANxHALEN]

i think she is soooo hot

[hunterkyrie]

Yeah, guys in hot tubs give out great advice. LoL

Go Maria!

[JonTheDandy]

she's awesome!

[jymiscool]

The Bammer! She is great. If you can ever see her live, do it.

[luvisacigarette8]

wtf?

[jauger99]

Male comedians are better than female comedians.

[jonrstroud]

You're an idiot.

See? That's what happens when you just say something without any arguments or backing. It just pisses people off. Grow up, you average person.

[jauger99]

Oooh, you totally got me there, internet tough guy! Sucessfully trolled. Your comment was bad and you should feel bad, you below average person.

[katanatt]

I love her, but man, she's negative!!! Here's what you gotta do: You gotta be more competitive, thinking positive thoughts and look in the mirror and be smiling for five minutes, saying "I ROCK!!!!" Then get two life-coaches - one to make you start thinking positive thoghts, one to make you stop thinking the negative ones.

[caseyforever]

i like how out there and strange she is!

[Orpheus1356]

she's ok, but shes nothing special.

george Carlin, Bill Cosby, Richard Pryor, Robin Williams, bill hicks, gabriel iglesias

now those are comedians

[pfctjd]

Hey! Maria is great! BTW all the comics you mentioned rock!!

[pollolindo3]

bill cossby? yeah if your 80! come on i mean yeah cute humor but evrey once in a while you NEED to hear a sex joke

[Orpheus1356]

I agree, haha

but you have to admit cosby is up there. its definitely a different style of comedy

pfctjd, maybe its just me who knows haha

[JanBee1122]

Yes, and they are all men. Men's comedy is NOT funnier.

[Orpheus1356]

Wanda Sykes is a great comedian

dont try to pull any sexism crap ok,

please, its ridiculous

i look at a comic based on material and delivery. no one was saying that men are better comedians. dont even go there

shit

wat the hell are u smoking thats got ur ass all uptite about wether a comedians male or female or whose better?

[JanBee1122]

Wanda Sykes is an idiot. She pushes the NWO agenda with her obtuseness. Obama laughs when she jokes about people dying. What a bitch.

[Orpheus1356]

wow im so sorry

i didnt know i was talking to psychopaths on here. if i did i would not have said those things, im so sorry.

NWO? really? Hates america? really when u and gallowspole can figure out which one it is then i'll listen to u.

btw, george carlin jokes about death and people laugh. he must be pushing NWO agenda. or does he hate america (which fyi gallowspole is perfectly ok to do if one so desires). isnt that an american value? freedom of choice? freedom to folow ones own beliefs?

[JanBee1122]

Shit, George Carlin was very clued in to the NWO. You wanna call me a psychopath, then you be callin him one too. Fuck I hate stupid sleepwalkers.

[Orpheus1356]

Whoa Whoa Whoa

George Carlin DID NOT believe in an NWO. The concept of NWO is a conspiracy. George Carlin DID NOT believe in conspiracies. A conspiracy requires something to be secretive and hidden. George Carlin said that it isn't a secret. It's right in your face. Blatant Bullshit. People are just too stupid to see it. and he's right. Yes i know corporate businesses are fuckin the globe over. But I dont call it some retarded shit like NWO, that sounds like some brite new future.

[Orpheus1356]

so before you start talking about sleepwalkers. let's be a little intelligent. which im sure you're capable of doing. you are right, theres fucked up shit going on. but you are just taking this concept to an absurd level where u start to sound like a brainless idiot who;s just repeating what someone told him/her. i think ur smarter than that, prove me right.

[psychopath360]

As right as you are, that last comment offended me XD.

[gallowspole]

wanda sykes is a cunt that HATES AMERICA

[kombolasha]

that makes you a cunt that LOVES AMERICA

[Slycooper14]

i have heard some funny as hell guys and girls too. im not sayin one's better cuz that's not right. i like her sense of style. she's funny to me so im happy. and comedians always point out the negative things first no matter who they are.

[jkrobertson88]

funniest female comic ever.

[Orpheus1356]

wanda sykes?

[jkrobertson88]

wanda sykes is hella funny too but there is something about maria Bamford that just makes me die laughing.

[edgar9787]

well whatever kind of comedy it is. its not funny. just a few giggles. but no.

[zakwingert]

how is she single a girl as hot as her, I am going to see her on her tour, and work all my angles and try to get a date.

[znarf541]

She's totally demented - I love her....

[pixeltastic]

lol there's nothing intelligent there. sorry? i'm surprised you people are so emotionally distraught over it.

there's no witticisms, it's a woman, there's no stark unheard of reality or contrast. it's not intelligent. cry?

[davidhilton]

she's too funny!!

[cyberiasaint]

just f**king coast....

[pixeltastic]

i am baffled by people calling this intelligent comedy. it's not at all. it's just poor, rambling. there's no intellectual aspect to it O_O

[ByeByeBlakey]

YOU TELL'EM pixeltastic! and please - let us all know when you've posted YOUR "intelligent comedy" stand up routine on You Tube - oh wait - that's right - YOU just comment on what OTHER people actually DO... Run along now - you're late for your shift at 7-11... you pretentious, arrogant loser! O_O

[pixeltastic]

lol what a stupid comment.

it's not intelligent comedy. sorry? intelligent comedy is someone like george carlin.

i'm sorry your standards are low? i'm sorry this some how deeply upset you? lol what a loser.

[ridethespiral23]

True that carlin was a legend as well as Hicks we always lose the good ones dont we while people like Dane Cook and other mind rotters walk the earth lowering the standards, I like this girl though shes funny so is patton oswalt and Brain Posehn

[eatthatmeatball]

RIght on! That's why youtube is so popular. Get to watch other people have the guts to do what you WISH you could do, and then shit on them because it's not how you would've done it or how you like it... Except for the fact that your chicken-shit ass would never get the nerve to go out and try it for yourself!

(I have issues with so-called friends who do the same thing to me and others, so excuse the intensity of this post)

[caciquepadilla]

ummmm last time i checked intelligent comedy isnt umm whats the word o yeah i forgot funny.

[ridethespiral23]

caciquepadilla your VERY WRONG. Bill Hicks a very famous comedian, in fact number. 18 on the top 100 comedians list of all time is very funny yet has an intelligent spin on his stand up material covering topics like: marketing, abortion, smoking, death, government, censorship, hecklers, crime, and the shit hole that LA is. He is not some mindless unevolved monkey like Dane cook is. George Carlin is another amazing man you should check those guys out. Not saying this girl isnt funny ,she is

[caciquepadilla]

the statement was because of the fact that you dont insult another persones comedy, if it works for ya then do it.

[caciquepadilla]

i was tryieng to make a point not tryieng to bash him.

[ChocolatePope17]

Intelligent/art comedy only attracts a intelligent audience. It's your fault if you don't find it funny.

[Clario40000]

I like the hot tub. bloob blub bulub

[pwnageprata]

shotgun a diet coke and a poptart hell yeah

[Shrubbs]

LOL! She's hilarious!!!

[ememessieniii]

i'm oddly attracted to her.

reasonably funny too.

[Zwartekaka]

I am in love :)

[abyssquick]

yeah, definitely. she's a particular kind of intelligent, psychological comedy. i think eccentrics will get her... artists will get her.

she's very good at what she does - pulling her audience into a quasi-alien world of awkward moments, non-sequitors, tangents... all with such personal candor.

the masses, however... i don't think they will get her. sadly.

[papavb]

well now I don't have to write a comment, you put it perfectly

there's a reason patton oswalt loves her comedy, it's just so perfectly odd (not emo phillips odd, but still odd)

[scottnelsoncomedy]

she is brilliant. one of the most creative comedians out there.  So original but you need some intelligence to get her.

[Regsman6969]

last time she did this sketch it was by a orange juice machine not a hot tub

[hinterwaltler]

This girl could read the stocks page, and I'd listen. She's crazy, and I love her!

[trumpetogal37]

blub blub blub blub :)

[jacknife10000]

Baby look pretty now mummy?? LMAO

[BMWE304Life]

I'm gunna run up to my hotel room... shotgun a diet coke and a pop-tart and i'm gunna fuckin' coast.

Just fuckin' coast.

[anicia83]

that's awesome

[songmakegohaha]

i once stopped to pee at the vagabond deluxe suites in sacramento

[zapatazblood]

this crowd is terrible, shes spittin up gold, gettin nothin

[alooferthesexy1]

idk i didn't find it that funny, but maybe i missed somethin...

[vaporarrow]

Thats what happens when the performer is waay more intelligent than the audience and they just don't get it.

[ekehs]

Maybe the crowd's full of people wanting comedy... Possible, huh?