Ruddy Hell It's Harry and Paul - Pseudo Eastern European Cafe Girls Date

[bedek1967]

Jestem Polakiem, i myślę, że to cała seria dowcipów o Polakach jest bardzo zabawny : ~) i dobrze grał przez aktorkę : ~) Super !!! Prosimy o więcej : ~)

[madmouse71]

I wish I could walk into a Polish cafe with ladies like that

[Kagama]

Reminds me of when I worked in a café. Some male customers had crushes on the female employees and would ask for dates. Its not surprising.We were always smiling and being nice to all customers but some would take it a bit too seriously. Once one of them bought a dozen roses for a girl I worked with. It was sweet of him but embarrassing to her....since he was old enough to be her grandfather @_@

[michuok]

Nice work !!! :Dp im polish and i like it :P nice movie !

[MrSurelysure]

I love it, but to understand this you have to know english and culture plus spend time in uk, plus have understanding of the difference. it's hilarious

[plasticine86]

Yeah, i'm an american soldier who's stationed in Germany, in any case I like a lot of british comedy a lot more than I like american comedy.

[gnarkillkicksass]

Polish are great people, they have a wonderful dark sense of humor.

[bazzamataz72]

@gnarkillkicksass they are completly fucking insane they drive you nuts and take all your fucking money you tit

[fabiochrist]

Sis is hotter

[1000razyja]

Even if....This movie show how depressed british mens are in country, where only good looking womens comes from others countries

[1000razyja]

But they are not polish....

[GrigorijRasputin]

hahaha i'm 100% polish & this clip is hilarious, but what's better is the pollocks here with their wounded national pride, shut the fuck up you catholic scum, every fuckin' detail is important for you when it comes to poland, we are NOT the fuckin' messiah of the nations like you think, if you want to think that we're the chosen nation (by god of corz) go to fuckin' israel and become a zionist pig you fanatical commies. Durne ciule, ruszcie dupska ze swej wiochy i dowiedzcie się o co chodzi w eu

[leihoa]

@GrigorijRasputin you are a disgrace to your nation, culture and national pride. Poles should kick your ass, you moronic twat. Shame on you.

[GrigorijRasputin]

hahaha you bastard,i'm pole from silesia and those filthy scums that's screaming smolensk all the time are product of last 60 years, fuckin commies ain't poles,they're fuckin cccp vatican turds, true poles are the opposite but your beloved hitler & stalin killed most of them in war, so now we have reign of fuckin peasants.Move your motherfuckin arse someday from your fuckin village and see how the world care about fuckin poles like you, scum of the europe.Being Polish doesn't mean being retarded

[iwiiiti84]

@GrigorijRasputin no, youre not polish. youre russian 4 sure. grigorij;)

[27rekin]

polki są dobreee :)

[harrifer3000]

LMAO at the idea of Polish people laughing at atrocities.

I work with some Polish guys and they will make jokes about ANYTHING, they have a very dark sense of humour.

[Pedr0KAm]

IT WILL RAIN AT LUNCHTIME.

[irminlean]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!! I AM POLISH AND I LOVE IT!!!!!

[wieprz]

it should be a sitcom

[DarthThomas1]

lol im polish and i barely understand what they speak about

are polish girls really like this in uk?

[KrolUbu]

@owbeyonn At The Sun all girls are not english, but they are for sure all Photoshop, and arrogance I thought wos your national virtue, and honestly english goverment had left Poland to the Germans so 1939 like to the Rusians 1945, so save us from your stupid ignorant comment. Girls in clip are very nicie and funny, good work Laura Solon thumb up for you preformance, bicose you look, act, behave like polish girl. Btw im polish, and dont live in your cuntry.

[internexpl]

As for me this clip is crap. It would have been much better if girls really were Polish.

This clip just shows how stupid Polish girls are, which I believe isn't true. Although they are normally rubbish at English, at least you see that they do their best.

However, the truth is that it's much easier for a British guy than for a Polish one to score a Polish girl.

[SimonGrosvenorJames]

@internexpl don't watch it then!!

[Rockster969]

@internexpl Well they ARE Polish and it's a fucking comedy sketch and Polish people speak English one fuck of a lot better than you speak Polish so do us all a favour and go have a nice cup of shut the fuck up.

[Rockster969]

@Rockster969 the third actress is however English.

[GrigorijRasputin]

@Rockster969 they're all english, man

[GrigorijRasputin]

@Rockster969 they're all english, man

[comendat]

czemu one bardziej gadają po Rusku niż po polsku ?

[wontrubka]

@comendat bo ruskie psy sa glupsze

[GreekFreakyJoker]

it wasn't to die from laughing but it was very good!!!!!

[Communismcomrade]

Fucking hate Polish. What atrocities? There were non. Fuck them, we had a pact, they are ungrateful bastards.

[agylub]

it cracks me up. brilliant. my father was polish and the attitudes are perfect.

[MartwyMiron]

polka dałaby dupy każdemu, byle tylko był Z ZAGRANICY

[laiosto]

Who cares what they are saying.They are making comedy.Seriously,all you anally retentive twats arguing over whether their Polish is correct,or is it Latvian or Russian are totally missing the point of the humour.Maybe a laugh track should be inserted,and the name of the sketch changed to "Comically stereotypical Eastern Slavic European,(as seen through the eyes of English speakers) Cafe" just to help the comically challenged.

[p0sn]

Shit polish ^^

[Conway79]

2:42 "Anka! Chodź daj mał, wychogi mej!" I'm learning Polish and this is just gibberish, unlike what Anka says, "Gidzie jes mój telefon" which is obviously supposed to be 'Gdzie jest mój telefon', or 'Where is my telephone'. :-D

[cedro111]

ja tam rozumiem ten humor i powiem ze anglicy sami z siebie się nabijają a nie z polaków

[Idnarmadur]

I don't understand these sketches... I can't see the point (is there?). But their 'Polish' is hilarious. Gidzie jes mójtelefon? xD

[dageezerboi]

the brunette at the end was defo the hottest. dont think any of em are poles though, they are all are english though they sound more russian than polish

[ANIA1110]

magda Simon jeszt tuta.......... hehehe--czy my tak mowimy :P

[007meus]

@ANIA1110 to było w guglu tłumaczone

[MattUrbanowicz]

@ANIA1110 erm english ? thanks.

[zbigniewusz]

magda say mond is to tay!

[SexyPolishTeacher]

what is that show? - I love it

[Shyamalika]

It's hilarious:)

[borbesz]

Are we Polish women really so 'icy' nice ... ?I?

[jkborg]

@borbesz ..You are!! I'm Maltese and my girlfriend is Polish..and she is "Icy" nice and "super" Hot if you know what I mean..;)

[jkborg]

@borbesz ..you are on your first date..and the icy skin of yours,Polish woman the best..!! ;)

[Purdonnnnn1873]

Fuck the Polish.

[MamaRobak]

@Purdonnnnn1873 - stfu you phlegmatic asshole from "Great" Britain. You're jealous because British women are as beautiful as train station toilet. Go to hell to see Che Guevara from your avatar.

[Purdonnnnn1873]

@MamaRobak hahaha I guess you're from Poland?

[NicenEasyuk]

@MamaRobak All polish women are moley. Moooooley molleeeeey. MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLE

[rootsbedziu]

love it

[mrsneaky2010]

They sound more Russian or Ukranian than Poles...I guess there is a British idea of an ex-eastern bloc, slavic kind of accent!!..but it is good fun all the same!!..

[thesteveus]

I would do that quicker than you could say "September 1st, 1939"

[nejicookie]

quite funny. and quite true, too ;) although i can't get a word from what they're saying while they talk in polish, despite being a pole myself...;D

[duni82]

gdzie jest moj telefon? :D

[easternstrix]

he he he! Excellent! Laura speaks with an accent but I guess it's not easy to spot unless you're Polish. I'm Polish, btw :)

[jurassiccristal]

There are three major subgroups of Slavs : East Slavs, West Slavs, and South Slavs. They have various accents: Russian, or East-Slavonic accent is one of them. Poles belong to West Slavs, so their accent is different than Russian accent. After all: good work and lot of fun :)

[TheBighairyfart]

lol hard at poles commenting on the validity of their polish looks, speak

[elzbietaczapla]

There aren't many people speaking Polish so it was nice to hear British actresses pretending Poles. Lot of fun:)

[i0o0n]

Lol. Readhead looks british, blondie russish, only brunette (Lady Windsor in pink panties) looks polish and has polish roots.

[Ackworth97]

does anyone know what the name of the song at the beginning is?

[davoscaff]

@Ackworth97 it's a cover of a clash song, guns of brixton

[pyndyryndy]

@Ackworth97

The Clash - Guns of Brixton

[ikobard]

the brunette sister is big suze from peep show isnt she?

[jasewildheart]

@ikobard yeah its big suze from peep show

[themightyjoseph]

@ikobard Shes a member of the Royal family apparently.

[leihoa]

this is fu..ing hilarious :)) I am Polish and I died laughing. Truly amazing :) Girls speak no Polish at all, I could barely understand something, anyway nice try :))) Hahha , mr Enfields is a gem, indeed :))

[inthecrossfire2]

big suze

[1MuseFan1]

Well it sounds Polish to us Brits, and that's who it's made for, because we are the best. So your concerns about it sounding "Russian" are dismissed, as they are worthless.

*IT'S TROLLING TIME!*

[robi2000]

@1MuseFan1 LOL! u beOtch!

[jugi42]

ja prawie nic nie rozumiem z tego polskiego

[cobbscurve]

Polish people are stupid and their women have slack caverns.

lol

[robdog55able]

@cobbscurve your mom is stupid and has slack caverns

lol

cocksucker buhahahaha!!!!!

[intheTea04]

The ginger lass is Liz from Darkplace!

[hermanJnr112]

"Lovely day-" "IT WILL RAIN AT LUNCHTIME." "...right." :D

I'm not Polish and don't speak it, but I agree with the other comments, it does sound kind of Russian. A good sketch nonetheless ^^

[Onslow81]

how nice !

[cykutia]

They've got very good intonation!

[salmonish100]

this is sooooo funy ?haha

[MJMedin]

So, what's the punch line?

[belisariusorb]

Big Suze - my fave woman ever!

[TheCaroline0991]

I'm polish and I'm in UK right now and I think it's hilarious :P are polish people really so strange and ... weird :P ??

[callumWAW]

God, this is hilarious!

Of course they aren't Polish native-speakers but that's not the point. They imitate the Polish accent and intonation in English perfectly. And the things they say are soooo Polish... "let's see the film about the Stalinist atrocities in my country" :)

[cavson14]

@callumWAW - Sorry mate, but regrettably there ain't many films about the Stalinist atrocities in my country - so I wouldn't say it's sooo Polish thing. And no dumb blond would like to go and see one - they rather prefer Hollywood crap. Those actresses are good, but they DON'T imitate the accent PERFECTLY. The third girl is Big Suze from the "Peep Show". Although they could have tried a bit harder the scene is really funny. I laughed a lot.

[mylesbradley1234]

The Polish kick ass

[trevrepify]

@goldyn12345 Some Brit chicks have an attitude problem as well..

[goldyn12345]

polish girls in general are really sexy!! they have a bit of an attitude problem though, but fit as fuck!!

[Laqez]

Is there one on Swedes? There should be...

[sunz600]

BIG SUZE!

[antistar1000]

Even though it's a comedy sketch there's a real poignancy to this, as if the Enfield character has never gotten over his shyness around women, even in middle-age. The Polish girl is friendly and forward and helps him come out of his shell.

[airguru2will]

the blond one is laura solon, a very funny comedian

[trevrepify]

I can see why he fell for a Polish girl!..I have many times! they are usually very sweet, pretty and intelligent!..and very devoted wives/mothers!!..maybe brits should take note!!..

[NOTinUSE43242352]

@trevrepify LIES!

[komrath]

It's so cute how they massacre the Polish language :D Great sketch, really funny :)

[markn5916]

It's British humour, which you may or may not buy into. What's certain is that this endless bickering about whether Laura Solon is speaking Polish or not simply confirms many people here don't get it.

[taasso]

yes, it's polish....but very bad polish;)

[yomogiwitch]

Of course it´s not real polish, it´s just a joke for christs sake! Harry and Paul use stereotypes and really exaggerate and show how absurd they all are...

[lukas001515]

It's not true they try speak polish but it is not polish, only few words are spoken correctly !!!

but idea great for laughing .

[inventiveinsanity]

Big Suze isn't polish! She's the horsey type with a big stupid posh head! She was in the stage adaption of crash.

:)

[nyahmw]

this is not polish

[ElkOnlinePl]

crap, this accent sounds like russian or ukrainian. Sketch would be good but it insults to all Polish women.

[DeaconFrostXXX]

this crap supposed to be called "russian cafe" or "ukrainian cafe" or "watchmemeifURanidiotandwantto­wasteyourtime" :)

[lubkins]

There's NO WAY they would give him that Capuchino for free :D

[armidons]

Anka is hot !!!

[charliethepunk]

haha, do you know more of these?

[plynix]

the red head is sexy.

[MrGordongecko2007]

no way. low standards.

[StadialProductions]

Completely un-related to the sketch, but the Nouvelle Vague cover of 'Guns of Brixton' at the beginning and end is grrreat, don't you think? :D-

[charliethepunk]

I would not agree StadialProductions. I say that this theme is suggestiong some point in those schetches. :)

[StadialProductions]

Y'think so? Ahh, I wouldn't know, I've only ever seen bits of Harry and Paul on YouTube. :)-

[Fullmeister]

I live in Poland ... service with a sneer ...;o)

[Halldisa]

@Fullmeister Poland...Service with a Sneer. lol XD

[lsdsledz]

Im a Polish but We are worst

[Fryck2]

I can hardly understand what these girls say although I'm Polish:D

[agatuniam]

they speak Polish like they would be Spanish trying to speak Polish;P

The blonde is really good! :D

[FWFWFWF]

The actress is Laura Solon, an Oxford university grad from London. Definitely not Polish, but brilliant all the same.

[ibobdown1]

You people bore the arse off me with your petty critisicms!

[trigga1uk]

all the actresses in this seem to be of the oxford/cambridge lot/

[Ackworth97]

@FWFWFWF i think shes one of the funniest people to do spoofs of polish people

[Dawidsu]

They sound a bit like Boris the babysitter from Little Britain. :P So they're probably British attempting to speak Polish, but they're not Polish. The sketch is quite funny, though.

[vuuoo]

hahaha good job lads, lov it

[crimpvirgins]

are they actually speaking polish dus anyone know? :S

[ianpalfreman]

Yes, they DO speak Polish, albeit very badly. I guess they are British pretending to be speaking with a generic "Slavic" accent, which here sounds very Russian. But everything they say between them is said in Polish, though VERY unclear and VERY non-Polish sounding (to my Polish ears at least).

[pjoter05]

@ianpalfreman

Yes, unlear and bad, but its not a russian accent, it's kind of polish like, but wweerd.

If they aren't Polish - a good try though.

[pjoter05]

@ianpalfreman

Or maybe russian after all...

Or maybe some scandinavian...

[polaca85]

this polish sounds russian!!! VERY BAD :) they are for sure english playin' polish girls.... greets from PL :)

[stereoflavasmusic]

@polaca85

You're missing the point that it's an English program to be shown in England. I don't think they care whether the accent sounds generic or russian, or that the girls don't speak Polish too well.

[Cujoshunt92Again]

That's actually quite ingenious, because all through the series the 'polish' woman is the disheartening one and you always think she will put him down, but in the end he is the disceitful one.

Bravo :D

[eijf1]

I'm Polish and find it quite funny:)

The blond one is better (acting)

[bezszelest]

same here, I m Polish and imho it is very funny !

[JusiaLovesMilkyways]

od razu widać ze rosjanki, widac i słychać ... one sa żalosne

[bezszelest]

nie zgadzam się zupełnie - to Angielki i nie, nie są żałosne, szkoda że nie rozumiesz zawiłości angielskiego poczucia humoru ..

[Evemeister12]

Eh?

[pesahson]

@JusiaLovesMilkyways no to źle widzisz, bo to angielskie aktorki.

[piesior]

@pesahson Morwenna Banks and Laura Solon

[pufcio15]

What is funny is that they don't speak Polish. It sounds more like Russian or Slovakish. And I know what I'm talking about since I' live in Poland.

[Alika2366]

It is not Russian, but very funny!!!

[kaorumy]

Words are Polish, Behaviour - too. but an accent - more Russian like.

[nestee86]

i'd say that the behaviour is more Russian too. lol

[katerrrrina]

I'm Russian, and I would say it's very Polish)

[atomowka1818]

@katerrrrina yeah taking into consideration that their accent is more russian than polish and they don`t speak polish properly

[katerrrrina]

How come it's more Russian?Have you ever heard an actual Russian person speak?

And yes, I've heard Poles speak English

[MattUrbanowicz]

@katerrrrina no its very russian or latvian -.-

[oddbodjr1]

@pufcio15 Nobody cares, it's a fucking comedy.

[berlinmitte10117]

All that waiting for Magda, then he realizes he could have had the younger sister lol. Brilliantly observed comedy.

[thewarden4444]

genius. I kept expecting it to be an April fool or something.

[WielkiZielonyMelon]

Good one. But their Polish is... not so Polish [;

[muilleangearr]

She looks like David Coultard's sister

[Davebrr]

She likes the older men:P

[tonofpoo]

sophie winkleman's fucking beautiful.

[val4321val]

whatever hahah he likes them ;) haha

[ruddyy123]

wat the fuk..its funny its harry and its all good,,y complain? she sounds like the girl outta alan partridge....so what? if it meks sum 1 laff its done its job..

[ggwwiazdeczka]

its nt the whole point cuz nw every1 thinkin that Polish girls r the same lyk theese 2bitches....maybe this video was gud but point is.....its nt POLISH Cafe Date...

[ggwwiazdeczka]

kórwa!!! fackin bullshit its nt real!!!! this girls arent Polish!!!!!!

[jimbob589]

thats the whole point!

[handopl78]

I'm pole, this is so good.

[fromthesecondside]

Not so good translation, a genuine Pole wouldnt say „Simon jest tutaj when he cames, or rather use something like „Simon przyszedł, but in this case „Simon przylazł will be way better

[plasticine86]

Holy fuck that anka girl is hot.

[eezysqueezy]

Check out peep show. She's in it and she's pretty good as well.

And yes, you're right, she's damn hot!

[tobystone]

BIG SUZE!!

lol

[yazuwewe37]

las imska dosha ta muy beinto de poliska

[yazuwewe37]

las conlish ode onc poliska

[hannagolinska]

their English is rubbish, yet their Polish is even worse! I know, Im a Pole

[Sum4dood]

haha thts awesome

my great grannies a pole

[iburnedthedinner]

LOL!

I wouldn't know, but you'd think they would have at least got some Polish people to play, well, Polish people lol

[trigga1uk]

i dont think they are worried about how good their polish is, like any of us english know how to speak polish.

[brightlights456X]

.....WHAT?!:p

[bipi85]

hey it is a pity those girls do not speak polish but rather some russian. I am polish and I find it extremely funny. hehe

[RoyalBlueMersey]

is this the last cafe sketch or is there more?

[waldo197720]

This one is hilarious,i see a little bit of me in Simon!........i wonder if Polish guys and girls would find this funny?

[Bleasby8]

lol

[eezysqueezy]

Sophie is yummy!