The One True God

[109367]

Yeeeeeeeeees lol

[therealjammit]

rAmen.

[MrNDUDE16]

Ok you don't believe why do you keep going on about it. It's like your obsessed

[ReligionIsFaIse]

@MrNDUDE16 It's part of the debate, a debate that's everywhere.

You can join the debate or you cannot.

It's also a goal to message the others to know what they worship.

[TimeWarp300]

*takes a moment of silence*

[RobeonMew02]

I see you are a pastafarian. Nice choice

[Alphaomega150]

Where's all the comments?

[mrdarkside47]

Second comment!

[volcom771]

First comment!?

[seanet1310]

@SuperGeniusLife Your Allah can not stand up to the all knowing and powerful FSM and no amount of massive spamming allcaps can change the universal truth.

[SuperGeniusLife]

@seanet1310 Allah does not need to stand on. Allah is allmighty!

You think, God is like a human-being. This is not true!

He; sees, hears and know everything at the same time.

Everything is under His control and domination.

Soon you will know and understand that He exists.

[seanet1310]

@SuperGeniusLife You think Allah exists and is all powerful when there is clearly no evidence of this. His holy text is full of hate and discrimination. No better then the Christian bible.

The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster however shows the true word of god not the stories of some jealous petty being whos idea of a good time is to commit mass murder like Allah and Yahweh (Christian god) as betrayed in there holy texts.

It is not too late for you to see light and truth of Pastafarianism

[SuperGeniusLife]

@seanet1310 What do you do when you roll plays on libel, so there are only a lie.

You've made your gods as ridiculous. And you brought your own soul the end.

Things that you believe you do not have an order and logic.

And yours people, everyone believes something else on the head.

This also shows that you are not on the right track.

Your worship of god is just lies and slander.

Of your companions, after Allah's message came, they falsified the truth.

[seanet1310]

@SuperGeniusLife

You bring up logic yet from your many comments your logic clearly fails. Your best defence of your god is to is to tell people they are wrong and use capital letters and massive spamming of the same crap repeatedly.

Your belief in Allah/yahweh (same imaginary invisible sky fairy if you read your holy text) has clearly not made you a tolerant person. to others and their rights. I guess the bible/qu'ran does teach you such things sadly. Allah is just as ridiculous

[SuperGeniusLife]

@seanet1310 Shame on you. You have not a brain, me to understand.When you die, then you see the truth, but it's too late.I cannot read to you, you don't just understand.

[seanet1310]

@SuperGeniusLife You show the strength of your position by attacking me saying I have no brain. No god should be that petty that it would wish to be defended by such a narrow minded person who resorts so quickly to attacks without presenting a useful position. Guess that is what happens when you rely on such a questionable holly book.

I do get why you are so scared of the message about FSM, You know in your heart it is true and it frightens you after years wasted to Allah. Free yourself friend

[IOutDoSyndicate]

@SuperGeniusLife If you're going to call someone dumb for their beliefs, you sure as hell better back up yours. Let me give you a hint: Claims, experiences, near death experiences, "miracles", a self contradictory book that calls itself the truth, # of followers etc etc are not proof. If you have some solid, undeniable evidence of your god, bring it forward. Until then, you have absolutely no right to debate what YOU think is right or wrong.

[GouledXD]

@SuperGeniusLife You make about as much sense as the chick in the video. I guess that was the point of the video though.

[theant8899]

LEMMY is everywhere.

[phildirt3]

darnn spaghetti monster

[phildirt3]

and yet he chooses to do nothing

[94Resistance]

Why are you so brainwashed? Why is your brain so dead? Can you try to think and at the very least, question your blind faith? I have come to the conclusion that your parents are the ones at fault for your illness.

[94Resistance]

The burden of proof does not lie on everyone other than those who propose the initial claim. Look up on Russell's teapot. So extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence. Allah was once an animal, which in comparison to us modern human beings can be considered a degenerate. True story. I am not insulting your imaginative and invisible friend. I am merely remarking on your deluded mind. Personally, I prefer to put my faith in the almighty JuJu the great monster under the sea than the almi

[94Resistance]

A typical deluded Muslim of whom, is a disgrace to the homo sapien race. To even fathom upon entertaining the ridicule idea of creation without any evidence is beyond a doubt, the works of a degenerate. It is similar to me claiming that I can manipulate matter and antimatter without the need to prove it. I then ask of you, skeptics to disprove my ability.

[kamilzlotnik]

is this a joke?

[iHainesStarcraft]

@kamilzlotnik Pastafarianism is a parody religion where the Flying Spaghetti Monster is the God. People find it ridiculous, but it is just as likely and far-fetched as other religious beliefs.

[MeowMix12181984]

@kamilzlotnik o come now , no more of a joke then organized religion :-p lol

[laurayu70]

@SuperGeniusLife You're not converting anybody like that; you're just being an annoying dipshit.

[Sazad93]

@SuperGeniusLife Why is it that Muslims(or maybe Arabic Muslims who know English as a second language) always use capital letters when they feel cornered? it doesn't help prove you point, you just seems angry and if you are angry, why are you angry? anyway Here is something to think about, How is it fair that the "Prophets" get a free get into heaven ticket with god talking to them and showing them miracles, while everyone else has to figure it out by themselves or burn forever?

[Sazad93]

@SuperGeniusLife Take Adam and Eve for example, God is "all knowing" thus he knew when he created them that they would eventually go to earth. and Even with them having seen god and his abilities, they still chose to disobey him and all humanity is punished for there mistake, and while they get to go to heaven because they "Knew god personally and asked him for forgiveness" the rest of humanity has to look through 1000s of religions to find right one without proof or they burn eternally in hell

[SuperGeniusLife]

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[MegaMarkerr]

and wat makes you think were gonna go to allah just cuz you say he is real how about some physical proof of his existance

[94Resistance]

Allah is the son of the FSM, Allah was once our equal until it got aids from the strippers. Why do muslims even worship a fallen pirate? Allah is in Davy jones's locker. Allah is an animal. True story. R'Amen.

[Kapov]

Praise the flying spaghetti monster ! Let's kill a muslim to show him we love him ! <3 May he help us cure the cancer that is Islam. <3

[Unguidedone]

@Kapov we need to have comment rating enabled so we can vote up your comment :D

[Kapov]

@Unguidedone :3

[Kidofrodo]

XDDDDDDDD

[thegracefullpig]

This is one of the only videos that has genuinely made me "lol". I just lost it when it said "The Flying Spaghetti monster" :DDD

[migueleato]

Ramen

[SuperGeniusLife]

You are only shame for this world.

This video looks so ridiculous.

You have lost your truth.

You have lost your honor.

You have lost your heart, what Allah was given to you.

Despite the brutal and dirty smear campaign against Islam and the truth, yet people of Christians convert to Islam.

What are you working hard to lead people astray, despite winning the religion of Allah.(Islam)

[pythor2]

@SuperGeniusLife Ad hominem much?

You call it ridiculous but don't give a reason why.

Lost truth. What is truth?

Lost honor. What is honor?

Lost my heart. Dunno about that, I can still feel it beating.

People of Islam convert to Christianity. Doesn't mean anything.

We aren't leading people astray.

[SuperGeniusLife]

@pythor2 You have followed your desires. Jesus was a prophet only....

Allah has commanded Christians and Jews to follow the Qur'an.

Because the Bible and Torah was falsification and changed by pastor and rabbi.

Only the Kur'an is the revealed holy Book of the allmighty God.

God is one!

The Christians have made prophet Jesus (Isaah Aleyhisselam) as God. (astahfirullah azeem)

The truth is, the real and one God.

The honor is, your prophet Muhammad (pbuH)...

[pythor2]

@SuperGeniusLife Implying following desires is a bad thing.

Allah has commanded..to follow the Qur'an. And that is supposed to hold sustenance how?

Bible and Torah changed." Yes, and the Qur'an is one of those changes. Ever read of the story of Isaac and Ishmael?

How is a holy book revealed, while others claim they are also revealed, using the same reasoning? Is there one reason that the Qur'an is revealed that the others cannot use for their own as well?

You have still not convinced me.

[SuperGeniusLife]

@pythor2 If Allah had not guided you correctly then I do not even have to you.

If you had closed your heart from the Qor'an, then your problems, not my problem.

If you are looking for proof then read Qur'an.

You are not kid, so you should have understood that, or?...

[Utau36]

@SuperGeniusLife

Wow! How did the guy who believes in the Qur'an actually manage to mis-spell it MORE than the guy who doesn't?

[pythor2]

@SuperGeniusLife I have read the Qur'an.

How does one close their heart? From my experience the heart plays no role in any personality. Please make some sense.

[SuperGeniusLife]

@pythor2 This also shows us that we are helpless....

Everything is temporary.We are in testing.

I hope this makes sense you have.

[pythor2]

@SuperGeniusLife If I was told about God I know what the answer would be. That wasn't my question. My question was what if I DIDN'T know, and I lived my life without knowing? Would I burn in hell?

[SuperGeniusLife]

@pythor2 No If you want a Muslim, then may Allah then erases your sins completely.There was no information, because you're not busy before the Islamic.

But if the truth has come to you, then you have the truth then you must the truth accept. What kind of love is that? But if you've got to know then you have to change now your live.

Did you only follow your own lusts and die, to die without knowing to escape into the afterlife.Think it....

[pythor2]

@SuperGeniusLife So, in other words, if we DON'T want to be a muslim, then there is no need to tell us about it, otherwise we will burn in hell? Why are you trying to make other people Muslims?

[SuperGeniusLife]

@pythor2 Look friend,If Allah does not want, then we can not do anything.When Allah sees sincerity in your heart,then directs you to Islam.You have to be honest and want.Because,we love only the people. And what we love for them,is Islam. Because Islam is the only salvation for all humanity.

And all the prophets of God say the same.

[pythor2]

@SuperGeniusLife So, Allah makes a child who is insincere, born of Eskimos, knows nothing about a God, and yet condemns him to eternal torture.

Sounds legit.

[SuperGeniusLife]

@pythor2 Allah has no children! We are human beings. And Allah has created us.

You think so wrong.

I sense and feel that you are not serious in.

But you have to do it.

[pythor2]

@SuperGeniusLife I *am* serious. We all are. The only way to determine truth is to be reasonable. Now be reasonable with me to say that this Eskimo dilemma I stated does not disprove the belief of an eternal hell or, if you wish, a benevolent God.

[SuperGeniusLife]

@pythor2 Determine the truth?In Qur'an says everything you can resolve the curiosity.

You live in this life, there is only one within reason, to believe in one God.

Why do you seek from me a liar?

Everything is so there.

Man must be blind not to see the truth, or?

I believe only one God who is Almighty and merciful

My God has given me a sense that all people were given

But some people do use it some not

So far I think,I wrote of you in the most intimate way

But you are what brings it differently

[pythor2]

@SuperGeniusLife The Qur'an says everything huh. Be more specific. I don't remember the Qur'an telling me what happens when two black holes collide.

[pythor2]

@SuperGeniusLife Also, I never called you a liar. Just a delusional person. You shouldn't write to me intimately. I think the word you were trying to use was "sincere". I am also being sincere. You expect me, a rational person using the mind that a supposed God has given me, to just jump to your conclusion without confrontation? I don't think so.

[SuperGeniusLife]

@pythor2 This is your fault.Not me. That's just not my inference.

If you do not believe, then you can not hurt me.

If you believe, then you can not give me good.

Each soul costs its own truth.

I was hoping that I can begin with you something good.

If you believe or not, I'm not interested, ok.

I only intend good for you, not a reward or praise language I will never have.

My reward is only by Allah.

[pythor2]

@Super Well that's exactly what makes you delusional because it IS your fault when you rump others beliefs (or lack thereof) but won't allow yours to be discussed rationally. That's being hypocritical.

"If you believe, then you can not give me good."

This is babble.

"Each soul costs its own truth."

This is babble.

If you want me to make it more clear to you then I'm afraid I'd have to perform something along the lines of brain surgery.

My point is making others believe is *not* good. EVER.

[Gunnariffic]

@SuperGeniusLife

Maybe you could pray for better syntax.

[SuperGeniusLife]

@pythor2 But we can not force people to Islam of the invitation.

A person must accept the truth itself.Because, to his heart to have to have direction.

Others can not deceive him.

[SuperGeniusLife]

@pythor2 You have to take the situation seriously and save you and save your family.

Belief in Allah.

You and me and all mankind jinn (spirit beings), animals, sky, earth, air, space. What you see is what you do not see is all part of Allah.

There is only one God.

[SuperGeniusLife]

@pythor2 If you believe in Allah, then your heart will remain the quiet peace.

[nikeomag]

rAMEN this is truly beautiful may we be blessed by his noodly appendages. This is truly a video of one who has seen the sauce. Beer volcanoes and stripper factories await you. rAMEN

[SuperGeniusLife]

Who is your Creator?

Say: He is Allah.Times change Him not, determine allusions Him not.

Thoughts do not understand Him, veils and not hide Him look not reach Him.

He is the first and the last of the exterior and the interior, and He knows all things, nothing is like Him and He is hearing and seeing.

Allah does not look at your outward appearance,He looks at your hearts.

Allah knows what was,what is and what it will be. What is not, as it was and what it will be if it were.

Allah is almighty!

[SuperGeniusLife]

1- The Christians have made​fantasy about God and have gone astray.

2- Say: Created this world, universe and all, the only God is invisible.

3- Say: He is Allah, the One;

Allah, the Eternal, Absolute;

He begetteth not, nor is He begotten;

And there is none like unto Him.

[SuperGeniusLife]

There is only one God...

There is no any doubt...

The one and only god is ALLAH !

Whether you like or do not want, that doesn't matter.

[AnnaBRProductions101]

Wtf. This is really shitty..I thought u were gonna say Jesus, i could've bet you 1 million bucks..thank God I didnt..lolz

[flpackman1]

Does FSM have its own kind of "devil".If it doesn't it should be a mouth and a giant fork-type being who has an neverending urge to eat FSM.