John Pinette - at his finest! V2

[7mrkicker]

we gonna feed chew you gonna explode all over the wall XD

[daiatlus79]

he somehow reminds me of Jonathan Winters! in a good way of course!!

[michel19612009]

GET OUT OF THE LINE

[iamchibisango]

"Is that versace?"

"No its charmin"

lol!!! and here i thought i had seen all his videos. hes hilarious!

[lenjonxiii]

"You're not scaring me!!"

[numoneuncfan]

How drunk is that lady in blue in the front row, she can't even clap!!! LMAO

[19ramcharger92]

@numoneuncfan yep thats my mom

[TheSubwoolfer]

does anyone know where he starts making jokes about taking a small plane? that ones the funniest.

[NathanJesseMcCarthy]

THERE BETTER BE COWS IN THAT WATER!

lmao

[greekdeva7]

"he's dead! pass that over here!" LMFAO

[kabookiejoe]

16 people who dislike this are.. campers who stand inline

[SeanAveryFanx17]

GET OUT OF THE LINE!!!!

[StruggleBunnies]

I love Pinette.

[daroldb]

When is he coming anywhere near Nashville?

[zizzy4rls]

@daroldb you just missed him,,,he was here on the 18th

[omotsea]

Truely one of Americas funniest comedians. A national treasure......

[ViperSniper0081]

WHERE'S BREAKFAST!?!?!?!

[MsMeesh12]

I love you John you make my world go round.

[MsMeesh12]

I love, love, love, love him! Too funny!

[ThePinkMyth]

His website is still selling tickets to upcoming events, so I don't think he really died.

[Skillcil]

@ThePinkMyth He is saying something John said in his act -.-

[gShot1000]

Wow that lady in the blue at 10:15 REALLY liked the joke

[matt1500100]

lol they killed timmy lol



[SuperConcerned2010]

You know what they got, they got Chicken, You know what else they got, they got Chicken. What do you want Chucken, or Chicken?

[pipeskittles]

luigi: and now we come and take your order

john: YOUR NOT SCARING ME

[Cnupoc]

defenetly his best =)

[Balinor280]

Then were gonna hike two miles (stomp). I dont wana leave the winabango its all ways the happy fat one that dies fisrt that says who wants a marshmellow (Falls over dead.)

[rtstatlrj]

oh god i'm dyin'!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!

[mtlstve]

"There bettah be cows in that waddah!" hahahaha!

[JDiorio36]

"line from video that everyone thinks is funny"

[THEsamTCK]

11:48 to 11:52 was perfect! Should try singing

[daybreaker211]

this guys funny

[luap123311]

What a Good Sense of Humor!

[DoUWanna007]

..the poor chick at 10:18 can't clap straight -- she's in the blue top -- LOL -- she must be drunk...LOL

[sniperacdc]

were only a 45 minute drive to Italy from here why don't we go there... yes why don't we do that,Ill kill you later cause i need directions...GET IN THE CAR.

[PrinceLonestar1000]

those people who disliked this vid are F**KING retards

or at least idiots who have no taste in comedy

[Colinpatrickcantrell]

charmin. no dry cleaning i just flush it

[Nilo7980]

funny



[rangersleadtheway64]

"You no what I'm saying! You're watching CNN in English! Where's breakfast!"

[KILLER1PIE]

6:17 UGH!!!

[NoahRiddle]

John is my fav comedian. I saw him once in Tampa . and I had a pic taken of him and me ;) John was on location doing a movie with John Travolta (the Punisher) and I got an email teling me John Pinette was taking a break and gonna do a stand up at side splitters.

[ShadowHnt3r]

anyone know what it is that he sings?

[samsg1909]

@ShadowHnt3r "Eh, Cumpari" by Julius LaRosa

[EATIT41]

he s coming to my home town

[40xmyke]

Extremely funny, excellent timing and he makes the anger thing really work for him.

He reminds me of Lou Costello

Thanks for the fun.

[ToeKnee0126]

It's mcdonalds! It's the same since you were six. Ask me anything left to right right to left what do u wanna know GET OUT OF THE LINE

[66502guy]

hes funny as hell

[Chaternal]

Love this guy

[newman20072008]

my pants went down my ankels OMG

[tsjrlover]

I love this guy.

[alookoutiger]

You ever had a plain burger that tastes so good you don't have to put any condiments on it? That's what John Pinette's comedy is like.

[danielvlasceanu]

Good shows!

[DEMONSPEED2112]

ABSOLUTE BRILLIANCE!

[ApollosPlace]

4:45 I think I pee'd just a little

[Smb081985]

haha!

[ardiesken]

great

greets from europe

[dancingjubilee]

were gonna catch are own food there better be cows in tht water ROFLMAO

[andrewlavrenz]

i wanna go eat at a chinese buffet with this dude. hes effin awesome.

[fawssb99]

saw him live and laughed for 20 minutes straight I think like everyone else..... my jaw hurt , my stomach hurt, i was doubled over from laughing so hard for so long - and then just kept laughing.....

[ErieTheUnDead]

Can we swing around? I left one of my balls on that rock over there.

[kerkmanick123]

oh look she has a coupon... bitch. fucking hilraious

[zegaboy098]

they've got chicken...... you know what else the've got...... they got chicken!!! what do you want!! CHICKEN OR CHICKEN!!!ROFLMFAO

[TheMenesBros]

bears cant climb trees well neither can i

[brodman23]

i have to get coffeE to stAND IN LINE FOR COFFEE LOL

[trickthemartyr]

@pawpawbear02 feggin? really?

[trickthemartyr]

@pawpawbear02 hahahahaha

half wit?

you barely got that one out.

were you having a heart attack when you were trying to type this?

[Smb081985]

lol

[Twitboy3000]

It's Mcdonalds It's the same stuff since you were six. Just point Unah!

lol

[ErieTheUnDead]

@Twitboy3000 He has such a funny face when he says that.

[tsjrlover]

"I still have cartalidge left in my right knee". !! Hilarious

[Shadowhanz05]

"you can't go nine hours, we're in russia!" lmao

[deathmoster]

oh good she has coupons.......... you b*tch

[phelanjo]

GET OUT OF THE LINE

[kie76802]

this guy is awsome i went 2 c him and he was sweet

[psycomathesaurus]

He's dead! Pass that over here! I always eat when I'm sad!

[matt1500100]

@psycomathesaurus omg he is dead im going to cry

[greatbuy99c]

@psycomathesaurus dude the guy is still alive....hes touring in 2011

[greatbuy99c]

@psycomathesaurus nvm i forgot about that sketch haha

[daroldb]

@psycomathesaurus He's not dead

[SloppyManwich]

@daroldb Yes he is, John even said so. Listen to the story.

[Thoroldhawk]

@daroldb But Timmy is

[Rivenscar]

There better be cows in that water!!!

[Kellbee89]

'goin' way up there, huh?'

'yeah why? WHY!' omg... so funny.

John pinette is one of the best comedians for sure :D

[limodvr]

was this guy in one of the revenge of the nerds movies?

[mafketel84]

LUIGI sonno a fomato josepi you son of a bitch MORTA DE FARME hahahahaha

YOU AINT SCARING ME

he is an amazing comedian

[1111krol]

mafketel?ben jij nederlands?! lol guiseppe come here,,say it,,SAY ITT!!

[mafketel84]

ja ben indd nederlands

[gulfgypsy]

I love this guy!!! He's so real and so funny! Just about anyone can relate to him.

[bijucheeks]

his facial expression are HILARIOUS especially the mcdonald's menu ones and the dairy queen ones!! XD XD

[ShadowHnt3r]

does anyone know what he was singing?

[ShadowHnt3r]

I have to say that its fair to put John Pinette in the top 10 or at worst top 20 comedians in the world

[Dark8Empress]

everytime i watch him i nearly pee myself from laughing. if i get to see one of his shows, ill have to make sure i dont drink anything b4 hand.

[pissedoffreality99]

...so he wipes the blood from his head, you know what i could use a milkshake too

[biggphartX]

god, I would Kill to be able to see him live

[eetonaee]

I saw him Saturday in Vancouver- most of the show is new and its as good as the old stuff. He goes straight through for about 1 hour and 45 minutes. No opening act - he's funny as hell.

[avalon2468]

17:18 Damn straight!!!!!!!!!!

[Lupin446]

GET OUT OF THE LINE.....

[ruffridea]

our friend timmy...he was too skinny

[pzrplam]

John Pinette is my life! ahah

[voodoo4936]

The woman in blue at 10:16 has had enough, I think.

[daemonprince13]

lol, too right me thinks, she looks really drunk

[nortonallstar15]

lol i noticed that too

[londonpythons716]

IT TOOK ME 11 MINUTES, I COULD HAVE RAN IT IN 45!! :P

Get outta the line :| >:(

you know what else they got... they got chicken. :P

oh good she has coupons... you bitch. :P

so he wipes the blood from his head... and says you know what i could use a milkshake too. :P

bears cant climb trees... well neither can I... SO THAT TREE HAD TO COME DOWN. :P

[dwpoint548]

hahah "if it doesn't have a buffet and a casino it ain't seaworthy"

one of my fav pinette lines ever

[T1LLD4WN]

lol "ahhhhhhhh, theres a dairy queen here...

THERE IT IS! i saw the angel over dairy queen" LOL that was too funny

[kissmablaekaess87]

SAINT BLIZZARD LMAO!!!!

[kathie1213]

There should be a warning on this video that a person could die from laughing watching this video.

[TheBigGuy11010]

oh good you have coupons

you bitch!!!!

[goodtimetone]

this is gold

[TheBigGuy11010]

this guy if the f*&#ing man!!!!

[skrilla14]

John Pinette = Legend!

[kathie1213]

There better be cows in that lake.

[moviemanstan]

best comedian ever

[LordBaruch]

"You know what I'm sayin'!" lol

[astronaut529]

this guy is soooo funny

[mandaloin]

hey this is the fat guy from the 2004 Punisher movie

[PriorTrueman]

yeah his the cook one

[Fnoel98356]

That he is.

[tsjrlover]

This guy is friggin awesome!. I first saw him on the Jerry Lewis Telethon last year, and I've been looking him up here on YT. All his routines are priceless.

[Fortyn9n3]

cause bears cant climb trees..

well neither can i..

SO THAT TREE HAD TO COME DOWN

[warriors21195]

wats that song he sings

[Daremaycry]

oh my god he is funny as hell

[wmajor13]

there better be cows in that water!

[dustymew]

i met him! i have his autograph!

[Bujinkan2525]

GET OUTTA THE LINE!! lol that guy is too funny.

[darkwind12321]

what song does he sing

[LaRoza77]

It is Eh, Cumpari!.

[gulfgypsy]

Love this man!!! He's so funny and so real. I laugh so hard when I watch him, I almost cry.

[theman3320]

Who wants a marshmello! haha

[AltijdWeer]

why isnt he world famus iam dutch I LOVE HIM :-) who is better than him ??? tell me so i can see ....

[Ambiper]

He is friggen halerious!!! eddie izzard and Russel peters are also brilliant! check them out!

[AttackMeLast]

laughin my fuckin ass off at 6:18

[bluesmashkirby]

lol i love this guy he is fricking hilarious

[JeffZHigs1]

hes DEAD!......pass that over here!

[bluesmashkirby]

lol he is good he shows that you dont have to swear to be funny

[JeffZHigs1]

Ya. Thats one of my favorite things about him. I wish other comedians wouldn't swear or tell sexual jokes for there whole act.

[bluesmashkirby]

ya they would be funnier for the rest of the younger audience ya ya ya it is for older adults but those jokes are rarely funny

[drmaxxtreme]

there was this guy timmy he didnt make it

[robzombay]

Oh yeah thats not funny, did you get the message?

[LooperFTW]

Why do people do these anymore? It's just stupid. I get the "hopeful" thing, but there's a limit

[lizzypdotpi]

Yeah, I know right?!

[ghrf65g]

The one in blue at 10:13 look's like she's drunk as hell!

[stsinner69]

john pinette is 1 of the best...he did a GREAT job in the Punisher movie as "bumbo" lol...jeff dunham is second funniest

[ghrf65g]

Dude I totally agree you could watch this a hundred time's and still laf just as hard.

[lizzypdotpi]

Holy crap!!!I agree with everything he says!!"Timmy's dead! I always eat when I'm sad!"

[ghrf65g]

Your watching CNN in English.WERE'S BREAKFAST!!!?!!?!?! LOVE THIS DUDE FUNNY AS HELL!!

[mikey59]

the man is just BRILLIANT! I can watch him do the same bit a million times and still laugh my A** OFF!

[janmarpi]

OMG his whole camping bit was so funny, I hadn't heard that one before!:)

[Sammie019]

I <33 Lewis And Clark

[CRTUCCI]

Genius!!

[ColeRegnum]

That Lady in the background at 10:13 appears to be rather intoxicated....

Funny, funny man.

[Cottenballz93]

LOL there are alot of ladies there :P

[WWEfanRJ]

were you talking about the lady clapping

[ColeRegnum]

yeah, the one ghrf65g was talkin' bout

[Fishingal52]

He is simply the funniest man alive!

[CloudStrrife]

Well Geroge Carlin is the Funniest Man Ever

2nd Would be Robin Williams

3rd John Pinette

4th Jeff Dunham

Those are my tob 4

[stfuBKz]

He actually tells a story not just random jokes. A+ comedy!

[58manoa]

This guy is good!

[Juliet61085]

"Get out of the line!" LOL!!!!!!

[Bebe66771]

I work at a Dairy Queen and I get so frustrated when people ask how big is the small. I always giggle now.

I saw John Pinette live last night. If you get the chance, go see him!

[nightelvesreasy]

"so he wipes the blood from his head, he says you know I could use a milkshake too, besides im a little dizzy..."

LMAO

[bjappel1981]

I had tears in my eyes...

"And that's when I killed him, Your Honour."

[fireseeker787]

SAINT BLIZZARD!!!!!!!!!!

[vasta0681859]

6:35 lamo

[sbrushfan]

I love that little twitch in his eye he gets when he's pissed off. lol

[rudedude730]

Don't be dead, Frosty !!!

[bigphil088]

i love that part haha