How to Find Your First College Boyfriend or Girlfriend

[RHCP15100]

go to partys and get fucked!!! attend orgys regularly. try to flirt with as many men as you can, even seduce with some sexy lingerie. if this doesnt work, resort to rufees

[TheBoomdoom]

@RHCP15100 thats like being a whore 

[rezwanborja]

If all else fails transfer to Seattle... Where everyone kills themselves for drowning in depression

[AJXclusive2010]

I'm 24 and never had a girlfriend

[TheAngelieVaudeville]

@AJXclusive2010 I'm 24 and never had a boyfriend

[foodbug]

screw dating in college. It makes things complicating.

[TheIcelandicPatriot]

Justa another reminder telling me im fucked. 

[MsOctoberstorm]

u don't have to look like a superstar to go out with someone, if they r nice then they will like u for who u r, if not then they r gay

[KaKaGaNu]

woohooo i wanna go to seattle

[KaKaGaNu]

I had a crush with this girl in the same course with me. I really like and fall for her but she constantly refuses to go out with me. after numerous stalking activities, I found that she is lesbian. fml

[UTFxMarcus]

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[dnvndvd]

you will need:

pleasant personality... ok sure

willingness to try new things... ok sure

courage... fuck.

[msbunnyprincess1]

are they for real . the guy said if it doesn't work out move to Seattle . WTF . is this guy crazy ?

[lucyminn]

the guys in this video are smokin



[sahal68]

1, try to look as attractiv as you can

2 not too mutch make up

3 fresh smelling parfume

4 he wants more than just sex with you, so make sure you have something else incoment with him, a video game or a sport that you both likewould be perfect.

good luck.

[MMArtist99]

Guys

It's really not hard to pick up girls. You just need to educate yourself and luckily, there's some sick guides out there. "The Game" by Neil Strauss started things off for me and most recently, I've been using the techniques from P.Box

Here's what you need to do

Step 1: Go to MackMethods. com

Step 2: Get the "pandoras box" program

Step 3: Use the tips and blend it in with your own twist

Picking up girls is a skill. Get educated and you'll see how easy it is.

[fallenangel12111]

...why am I watching this? I have a boyfriend

[MKDude6002]

1:39 no shit sherlock

[hadihadi222]

slap her in the face

[BuriedErect]

lol You know the things you watch when you need a laugh? This is one of them. Although the Seattle tidbit is good to know, I guess... Guess where I'm going to college. :P

[Jermz1997]

Why am I watching this I am barely going to be a Freshmen in highschool?

[hummingbirdcanada]

@Jermz1997 Im in MIDDLE

[Jermz1997]

@hummingbirdcanada

Oh my goodness.

[hummingbirdcanada]

@Jermz1997 yup, im in the majority or people who watch thee vids caue they`re bored

[Jermz1997]

@hummingbirdcanada

No way so do I.

[ra3icmr]

you can simply fuck a slut

[olivesya12]

All my friends had/have boyfriends.... All my friends are 12 and 13.

[LadyLoraella]

1:22 AWKWARD!!

[heypachuco1991]

I've run out of options, I'm going to Seattle!

[GuiTaRGuRLRocKs]

i love step 4 so much heart heart.hehe

[Frootymonse]

step sex? 1:18??

[bobby18639]

thanks a billion matey  this helped me a lot

[XXXFishlips]

I've had 3 boyfriends... And I'm only 13

[emospadez]

@XXXFishlips can i bang u?

[modelking100]

@emospadez

Uncalled for you motherfucking pervert!!

[xAndroid316]

@XXXFishlips that all? i been through 6 girls before 8th grade

[Jonaeproductionx3]

@XXXFishlips ...Well your gonna be called a slut when your 16 :D

[SSJvegito501]

@XXXFishlips be my girlfriend please

[TabbiCatt116]

@XXXFishlips I've had 5 and I'm 12......

[MrAtomicBond]

the thing i found most interesting of this entire video was that "choosier" is actually a real word

[AquarianValkari]

HA a little courage my big toe...then you get told "you're trying to hard" or some shit. and then the pleasant personality and little courage to ask to hang out sometime you get told "no way. you are very weird. goodbye" then wanna say women are more picky than guys? Pa lease! everybody knows that guys look for a certain kind of girl to fufill each different need they have....ga rage. (-__-;)

[MsChattyCatherine]

YES! I wanted to move to Seattle even before i saw this (:

[tokyomewgal]

Yay! I live in Seattle!

[Brendon00000]

women are so much more

choosier than guys at my university, good pointers in the video

[leviterande]

ahahahahahah the girl looked so much better than the guy

[leviterande]

ahahah as if it was an instruction manual for how to install a carbretur

[theSTEFFNERD]

@sourpatch575 yesss haha your fine!

[MissContraryMary]

"You will need: a pleasant personality." "Well, fuck. =/"

[pnkrk1039]

Where can I get this "little courage" ?

[Meashayshay2]

@pnkrk1039 They sell some at Walmart last I heard...

[adorableprincess160]

Is that Fiona?

[Brendon00000]

forget seattle im in vancouver

[Brendon00000]

dammit why am I so shy, just had university orientation today, sucks no girls I know like computers or cars

[heckyes1991]

I'd like some courage please. @willDANCEforPENNIES I'm 19 and havent had a long term bf ever. sucks.

@sourpatch575 yess hot guys can definitely go for less attractive girls. Some people find it more comforting to date someone of lesser attractiveness so they feel more secure about themselves

[AquarianValkari]

@heckyes1991 ....im 19 and have never been in a relationship period. count your blessins

[Magniton1]

@AquarianValkari I'm almost 21 and I have never been in a relationship.....Forever Alone.....

[iamcondescending]

@Magniton1 MEEEE TOOOO!!

[santran]

@AquarianValkari I'm 20 and I've never held a girl's hand. Count your blessins

[AquarianValkari]

@santran what did you think i meant when i said relationship period? that includes intimacy and interaction, dude we're in the same boat xD anyway hang in there man. as for me i am 20 now, and its the same. but im no longer sad :D

[gmanhax]

ok... is there one about middle school

[brutaka359]

She's desperate..

[willDANCEforPENNIES]

@brutaka359 i'd still do her

[nbmnkjlrwewds]

If you like to meat sexy Asian women *lushfmlk.info*

[marcbrewer77]

give online dating a try also...

I suggest flirtmaps, the best one for me!

it's gps based so that you can find smart people from your area (your college maybe) and have fun woith them online, before meeting offline ;-)

[QwerbGhytr]

Russian Lady needs to meet you **leefoxnow.info**

[Charchar425]

love the sexist quip at the end about women being much choosier than men. Bull shit not long ago i frikin' wrote down everything i look for in a woman......damn that was a long list. XD

[flashlight67]

1:03 Regarding step 5: that's probably the problem in 99,99% of the cases. Just my opinion, though. :)

[randomuser1231]

step 1 - don't look like the bearded ponytailed hippie at 0:30

[ltdan1721]

Wow if all else fails move to Seattle.... What does Seattle love ugly people or something?

[ernieevh]

i didnt know choosier was a word,,

[DeAdLyPrO100]

women are choosier than men i already know that i only had 1 girlfriend and am almost 17 thats how pathetic i am :/

[flashlight67]

@DeAdLyPrO100 That's far from pathetic, my friend. You're still so young. Most people are not necessarily truthful when it comes to their dating record and that's what's true for sure.

[Charchar425]

@DeAdLyPrO100 ur pathetic? u already got me beat I'm 18 and no GF ever.

[willDANCEforPENNIES]

@Charchar425 I win (and lose) I'm 22 and never had a girlfriend. I'm almost done with college.

[randigaleandtk]

"Women are choosier than men.."

Durr, if most women are like me, then they don't wanna date a complete shithead.

[Miamirules99]

Seattle Here i come !

[MrGimli2]

lol try new thing what was he thinking?! =/

[seabury]

I'm in my second year and everyone I know has a boyfriend. The bitches, the antisocials, the dorks, the weird. I'm not saying I NEED one...it's just that the game is so difficult!!!

[POKEMASTERDAI]

you missed a step: go for the single slut

[ShadowLord32]

"Women are choosier than men"

Gee, thanks. I, a single male, was not already aware of that.

[TecnhoViking]

@ShadowLord32 lol

[13Haylz]

0:32 JETHUTH.

[ryutatsu2]

dude, that guy who they claim look like brad pitt is not attractive.

[LittleGigiK]

1:25 the guy does not even look like a brad pitt

[thundabolt16sta]

"Hello Seattle..." haha....Owl City

[shockbreaka]

guess we all know why edward and bella ended up together

[ULTRABLUE4]

Dude, I'm already in my junior year, but not too far from packing up and heading to seatle.

[TheM4pler]

Fuckin' ADS its giving me AIDS

[TheF164me]

tell us about HOW TO HAVE A GIRLFRIEND IN COLLEGE can u hear that what i say,this video is for a girl to have a boy friend

[CptCrapshot]

Laughing freakin ass off!!! 1.25.

[redstickwoman]

shit. i live in seattle and i STILL can't find anyone!

[harpsaxbassman]

lmao transfer to seattle thats awsome

[diznab900]

the way i do it is walk up to a girl and just say this""" hey your hot, and i want you to be my girlfreind""" then lsdflajsfljasdf ya

[twilightlily1]

look out Seattle im coming :D

[sabarabaa]

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[tigerstripes379]

You never know who might have a cute friend. LoL...

Cute chick approaches.

Chick "Hi. My name is...mind if I sit down."

Guy: "sure"

Chick: "Got any cute friends?"

[diabloreventonf22]

that "study" still ought to show how stupid women are!

[L3attlerif]

Damn it didnt work for me lol

[Makingnewnamesisdumb]

Women are more choosy than men when it comes to dating? The hell you say!?

[rice0boy0]

@Makingnewnamesisdumb i dont know about u man but i just want to put my dick in some pussy ...............i fucked my dog lol jk

[thereisonemoredoor]

My first college girlfriend was a bi... didn't see that coming..

[Undeadmudge]

lol....dont try to hook up with brad pitt if your no angelina jolie...remember that ladies....*sigh* who am i kiddin?

[Makingnewnamesisdumb]

That was a weird tip. How do you know what "level of attcractiveness" you are on? Who sets the standards and what are they? Isn't attractiveness subjective?

I kinda think something like 80% or 90% of people that aren't so good looking at first glance COULD be attractive if they made themselves up a little better, whether they wore better cloths or a fitting hairstyle or if they had better hygiene (clear skin and so on.) Even with all of that I don't think you could be attractive to everyone.

[skoolyardpuck]

its a worthless tip. surveys actually show that couples in which the man thinks the woman is more attractive than he is are generally happier. I see girls dating ugly guys all the time. Yes attractiveness is subjective, but remember it doesn't completely make up for sharing an emotional connection with someone. And only asking out someone who you think would say yes is fucking stupid, maybe even insulting. No one ever gets anywhere by not taking chances. Who cares if someone is hot or not?

[YourLordVicious]

That final statistic blew my mind! Who'd of thunk?

[ErinSaysHerro]

move to Seattle lol!

[beyb7]

Tensou Sentai Goseiger!

[yuenator]

lol seattle wtf?

[CUTEABI12]

Lol transfer to Seatlle

[XcaptainXobliviousX]

i guess i lucky, lol @.@

my gf is waay hotter than i am xD

[trinisty]

@XcaptainXobliviousX LoL... I'm lucky too XD

[JonathanAkaJz]

i lol'd at transfer to seattle

[mujerazteca18]

I'm checking info on Seattle, seriously lol maybe i will move there someday

[PreciousHime]

Interesting..

[Facemixer]

Well, I'm Movin' To Seatlle. Jk

[michaelwindsurfer54]

what is the right age to date?

[Jape1990]

I AM SO READY FOR COLLEGE NOW :D!

[Eyvel]

that dude isn't even that attractive XD

[MrGeronimoJackson]

wow that guy gave the girl a cold shoulder.....gay

[Wakka12321]

Where is the "How to Find Your First Fuckbuddy"?

[debilchan]

Hah! Good thing Im moving to Seattle in the summer. Goodbye Miami!

[serenitybond]

wow are you serious?

Miami> Seattle and its dreary shitty ass weather

[tippership]

its about the dating, not the weather, lol

[serenitybond]

but the people in miami are much better looking loll

[saikasha712]

of course women are pickier. This is why most of us always feel confused when nobody wants us yet we have all these requirements for guys.

[rlga5]

There's actually a biological reason for why women are pickier, it has to do with the female role in sustaining the gene pool. There's a Discovery Channel series that talked about it called the Science of Sex Appeal.

[ald0sco]

This is stupid. It encourages 'unattractive' people to feel less good than 'attractive people'

[TheFoxyBelle]

Seattle?

OWL CITY: "HELLO SEATTLE I AM A MOUNTAINEER!!!"

[kkooccooww]

i thought the exact same thing...

[ilovedoggies9988]

YEA!!! =DD

[gosox773]

"choosier"

[ronoc9]

yeah. sure they did a study. Men normally look for a companion, where as women look for someone special. Thats why most break ups are the result of a woman starting it.

[brandonr85]

So the video is about getting a bf/gf in college, yet the description and title are about finding them after you graduate?

[vintimv001]

yea men just want some quick pussy!

[DanceDaNightAway]

Seattle here I come!

[CodedLockFilms]

Decent advice, I think.

[ajamerlan]

Step 6 is not always true.

[mellowdalyricist]

its always awkward to see someone attractive date someone hideous..

[DJOpaixMusic]

yep.

[muffinlady18]

really?