Cooking with Courtneypants - THAT'S GOOD PICKLE

[aweSOMeSOM]

I love this Guy. He's weirder than Courtney. :D

[reticle2020]

Whats wrong with that guy!

[rancidfan39]

IDE RATHER EAT MY OWN FARTS THAN THAT PICKLE SANDWICH

[espressosoup]

lol Again with the spray butter warning! But for realzies, people, spray butter is toxic.

[hugheskm87]

I went to high school with John!!



[seanusmcmaximus]

'preferably a black pan' LOL

[crispykreamer]

you are so purty :O

[leilamaliki1]

This is rated PG...

[NoahLikesApples]

be nice Courtney...

[kerious]

Courtney, will you make butter and sugar sandwiches (like my Grandma used to) with your hair completely crimped. 80's style crimped.

[MichaelAdrianeTorres]

What did you do differently in the way you look in this video compared to your newer videos

[demonslayermk235]

You were actually the normal in this video

[albmazinx0]

I want to fuck her more than anything.

[MsLileet]

Wow...a spraybutter. But what for? Get a knife and a proper butter, woman. =P

[bibby42]

lmao, awkward stare at 2:49 AANNNND, I know this video is in good fun but as a cook this is all sorts of wrong haha.

[TheTahlio]

Is Courtney just Short or is everybody just really Big?

[biatch0706]

I like Pickles and Peanut butter..

but if they were humans...

I dont think they'd get along very well.

>:D<

but I will try this later Court!

[BROCKLESNARFAN1980]

ROFL XD.......Courtney , you really made me laugh out loud :)

[tunnelneverends]

lol your buddy john doesn't like you

[TasteOfTorment]

@1:10 I laughed so hard I woke everyone up. xD

[guilarre1]

that was.... creepy

[TomMRF]

what is butter spray? :-o

never heard about that.

(I'm from germany)

[myunicornwilleatyou]

@TomMRF how could you not know what spray butter is!

[iloveuskelanimals]

@myunicornwilleatyou in other places like australia and germany and russia dont have spraybutter

[idontreallycarem]

I don't like at 1:31 he like rolls his eyes at you and give you an attitude! that's sooo mean!! ):

[SirBarneyGumble]

This just is just oozing charisma!

[favre4721]

She is beautiful and makes sammiches, she has to have a boyfriend or be married....

[theamericanjream99]

i like ur kitchen

[gymgirl1227]

hey. hey unicourt...one time I dressed up as a unicorn and walked around...I can relate... haha. you should drive as a unicorn with your windows down and film looks and talk to people at the stop lights....i don't know why I keep using 3 periods....

[Mouse48861]

That was awkward :)

[Arjjones]

i laughed so much. {: he needs to be on cooking with court more <3

[Alistair102040]

why even have ppl on these? its so damn awkward lol

[jodeebee8]

y do you hav to eat like organic stuff nd all r u on a special diet or sumthin

[jabbethewolfmanxD]

i wanna suck on your butthole and eat your shit!

[CarlPetaflop]

That guy gives me the creeps....

[omgitsawa1]

Peanutbutter and pickles yuck!

[usmarinesinfantry11]

at 2:02 it scare the crap out of me

[michaeljacksonator]

generic joke about woman in the kitchen making a sandwich

[iLuvzmySmokey14]

wow. this was really funny!!! lol i almost died laughing!!! great job!

[healie]

Artificial Spray Butter bad? But it's so delicious.

[corbblue1]

wwhat race..

[Irokangi]

she basically says that john has a tiny dick at the beginning of the video 2 times. she says tiny then like looks his way. she does it twice. if thats not obvious i dont know what is. am i the only one who caught that?

[Litaluser]

you look so TINY next to them

[AndreasL22]

Mark the neighbor looks like a molester.

[kerious]

@AndreasL22 A molester?! I thought he looked like a ferretster.

[inazumaninjutsu]

haha you rock courtney :D so happy i was searching how to make pickle sammiches on youtube :D

[GraffitiMaster13]

1:29-1:31 LMAO get owned

[AlienShip95]

Wait...is John Cvak the other half of the Craig'slist couple you live with?

[XxRaPiDxXfIrE]

u didnt censored out s h i t at 2:45 lol

[aaronjanke]

John is so boring.

[mountaindrewbc]

~~ ~ ~~ ~ <===3 JIZZ IN MY PANTS! wow. there is so much "talent" between her and john. u could really see the determination and commitment john had to this scene. the way he smacked his pickle and powerfully sprayed his butter all over the place. awesome shoot courtney. keep up the good work. ^^

[jaccoh]

Why are you happy slapping those them pickle slices again?

[GheloPunk]

Let the Kitchen Joke games BEGIN!

[ofwgsoul]

stfu with this Javanese shit and make me a sandwhich.

[eazymethod01]

Hey Dad.

[sweetheartglam]

@2:02 I almost had a heart attack haha

[patsyrosie]

@sweetheartglam same bro.

[jojoxxx1001]

@sweetheartglam Sammee! xx

[megluvzu22]

pause at 0:03

[DRoot21]

hey dad hahahahaha

[taylorcat95]

I laugh sooo hard everytime he slaps the pickle down on the table XD

[TheJuiceTyme]

You seem rather short

[onezerothreetwo]

OMG YES. Somebody else who eats pickles with peanut butter! I love you.

[dancergirl661]

your videos are hilarious, but you have WAY to much time on your hands...lmfao

[lcboo9]

courtney, you dont like nice company. XD

[PINKoverload3]

are all these guys super tall or are you just tiny?

[heyhihowyadurn13]

lol i love how you give him the burnt one....thats something my little sister would do to me

[V3RM1LI0N]

Wtd

[harakaz]

your quite cute and awesome

[octoclara]

I MADE THIS AND IT WAS AWESOME.

[razza2308]

"like I like to ... *slaps pickle* ... get some tender..." lols were had

[PTVlover29]

um. wtf.

[eazymethod01]

HEY DAD

[hodgkins92]

Hahahaha Courtney ahha "baby dills" and pointed to JOhn. i LOL'ed out loud XD

[ViruzErazar]

i tought you were gonna say jon na mean ;(

[Drydeneps]

You frighten me most of the time. But I keep watching your videos. I hope you're happy.

[MolkoInAPocket]

@Drydeneps So true! xD

[lovableasshole]

Metal spat on a nonstick pan?! For shame!

[Watts2590]

pickels make ur pussy smell...true fact.

[meliar02]

@Watts2590 If they're eaten or if they're inserted?

[Watts2590]

@meliar02 lol both but i meant if they're eaten

[meliar02]

@Watts2590 XD 

[sk8boi1231]

so many "thats what she said" parts in this video!

[purrot]

most awkward video on the internet

[dougisbest1]

aaaaawwwwwkkkkkwwwwwaaarrrrddd­d turrrrrttttlllleee 

[Badoncules25]

nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­ooooooooo XD

[retropandaman]

i like how she looks at him when she saids "there tiny" and points at him when she says baby dills

[sarge525]

I am stoned and craving the shit out of this.

[gaten01]

I LOVE YOU! Your freaking random like me XD

[jeremywalton2002]

I love peanut butter pickle sammies! never tried them grilled though.

[anythingnew]

Why is she so cute?

[xotweetypiexo]

I really want to try this now..

[loco4123]

i like the part where they make sandwichs

[PianoBrian38]

Holy asian dog testicals, after I watched the I ACTUALLY had to poop.

[malletteify]

you guys are awsome

[jamezyboy11]

okay.

[LEGOKNlGHT]

O hai courtney. U haz beutifull eiez and smiel

[Alanphyter]

your boobs look like brea?

[Anythingcool19]

She is so awkwardly cute

[MyNameIsRofls]

Ummmm miss, I don't want my dick to fall apart.. :(

[MFshroom]

i cant stop looking at the fridge

[ZMacDougall]

i don't know what to say, that was interesting.

[ThePixelPeep]

your boobs are brown and made from wheat?

[ghostdein1]

John needs to be in more of your cooking videos!

[lameristotel]

Hurr Durr

[Twostones00]

Pickles under bread may be larger than they appear.

[sequencius]

do you practice abstinence?

[olthoi5101]

so your boobs are flat on one side and nice and round on the other

[RedDragoon]

i dont know why but this is my favorite video of yours. thats good pickle

[HardcoreCasanova]

Courtney I noticed your right eye is a bit lazy looking..I think you may have Ptosis. Its when the muscles attached to the eye are weakened but I think you should get it checked out because it could be something more serious. Even unicorns have to go to the unicorn doctor! :)

[rissUH93]

@HardcoreCasanova some unicorns don't like being told they have something wrong with them, some unicorns have pre-existing conditions that may cause what you observe.

[HardcoreCasanova]

@rissUH93 A flawed unicorn is not a unicorn, just a glorified horse...

[HardcoreCasanova]

@rissUH93 A flawed unicorn is not a unicorn, just a glorified horse..

[DjayLey]

i seem to find this way funnier than anyone else

[Acrolyt]

Your look at 1:06 ... hilarious : )

[aXuaLiAlex]

LMFAO "that's crunchy"

[mobiledjdennis]

the awkward silence is like so funny

[MrChkA]

What did I just watch???

[EarthSpaceCadet]

Add some BBQ sauce and extra sharp cheddar cheese to that grilled peanut butter and pickle sandwich will make your taste buds never want anything else. Sounds a bit strange but is AMAZING!!!!!!!!!!!!

[orangepickle45]

I know i am

[Boulderhead34]

EWW, that's disgusting. Only a fat pregnant gorilla would eat that. Actually only a starving gorilla would eat that. Try a peanut butter and banana sandwich and you don't even have to cook it.

[mediacesspool]

"These look like my boobs."

[NinetiesYouth]

I wouldn't even enjoy that high

[BluNestea]

that guy is akward....

[0hMYStars]

Watching this made me feel creepy and sexy all at the same time. WOO!

[yarror]

00:02 Axl Rose?  Ó.ó

[shadowkingd0m]

whyyyy areeee youuuu soooo hotttttt?!?!?!??

[MrsFelton27]

hahaha soooo awkward!

[OhhhhCanada]

substitute the pickles for bananas mmmmmmmmmmmmm

[Sprocket54]

freaking longest commercial/trailer ever 

[Wazoodles]

has Mark's dick fallen apart yet?

[Omgzyulia]

Bisexual female viewers :P But j/k I'm really here for the jokes.

[stragi]

i made these when i was a little kid and they rocked

[pyziroki]

shite

[superninjadudenr1]

you got spray-butter in usa??! fuck your lazy..but ur pretty hot

[ryTUBERry]

LMAO pickle slapping!!! I like John!!! more john...more john!!!

[WiccanMoonLover]

The "Non stick frying pan" part scared the hell out of me. xD

[iCrofty]

reupload ?

[soggyringlets]

HAHAHAHAHAHA.

That's a good pickle and peanut butter sandwich making video.

[ROFLRazor]

Courtney, are u small or are your friends VERY tall?

[Aztecakiller]

nice warning

[jnconick183]

I thought awkward clips is funny.I'm been doing cooking I'll suggest this to my boss,thanks Courtney for posting this gourmet meal.

[amart283]

2:00 "NON STICK FRYING PAN!!!" Lmao XD

[1pulse]

yo courtney, i herd you like pickles so we put a pickle into ur sammich, so you can eat while you eat

[DakotaAKAZero]

0:40 i beat it to you *wink* XD

[AntiCliche]

I want to make like 40 of these. I'd save you one... And mail you another one... Yeaaaahhh get some pickle peanut butter goodness all up in there... mmhmmmm

I'm sorry I'm not very good at being a creeper.

[GoldenRiice]

2:00 scared the crap out of me

[redrumriddle]

Haha he's working those pickles as if they were premium steaks! :D

[alliedlocks]

I think that you need to make more cooking videos or I will just get really mad and stuff

[MisterDoodyHead]

no.

[courtneypants]

@MisterDoodyHead yes.

[SparklyMango13]

@courtneypants maybe.

[CaRtOoNmAsTa]

i dont know what i would have donw without that warning. THNK YOU

[ScoKimber]

Is their a special pickle slicing technique? I wish you would have gone over that part..

[courtneypants]

@ScoKimber apparently there is a super special pickle slapping technique that only john knows about.

[GuNZfRee1]

hello :) can you tell me where did you find the images in the backround at 0-17 please?) you have very fun vids!

[babyking714]

what is this world coming to with artificial butter that makes wieners fall off

[itsrobbie1]

love watching your show blazed.

[JGrayzz]

Note to self: Never, ever use that fuckin spray.

[ggonzalez530]

Thank you Courtney...... now because of you every time I see the word fiber I can't stop laughing.

[mabmao2]

That actually looks good.

[courtneypants]

@mabmao2 It actually tastes good too!

[ScoKimber]

John is awkward. Possibly more awkward than me.. :-)

[RedDragoon]

i won the race i guess

[BallinP83]

holy shit! I ate these as a kid! I don't like how the pickles make the bread soggy.

[courtneypants]

@BallinP83 that's why it's better grilled! and you just have to eat it as fast as possible. yum.

[BallinP83]

@courtneypants there were highs and lows. soggy and non soggy days...

[bowentradegroup]

Double poop FTW

[sharksor]

Oh noez! I tried the spray butter and.... my dick fell off. :( I named it paulie

[thetruephobia]

That actually sounds sooo good right now.

[courtneypants]

@thetruephobia then make it! please...for me...

[thetruephobia]

@courtneypants Ahaha yess!! once I get pickles :D

[HwyVideo]

lol you should do a whole awkward cooking series.