Portuguese Grandmother: I Love You

[msoaresphysics]

What island is she from? She reminds me so much of my grandma.

[TheTelma2000]

a gente tem de ter dinheiro para comprarmos casa e comeres...

[SomeWhoCaresAboutIt]

''I love you vó''

''Ah estupor, vá po diabe que te carrege, ê nam quero sabê dessas cousas!''

[dianabr5]

é sempre a trabalhar... sempre a trabalhar...

[saintlennon9]

I know she's portuguese but what was that poser at the start of the video?

[HKLesterol]

yea- u were in deep trouble when ur gramma had a spoon or those heavy wooden flip flops if i was in trouble she was going to hit me id ruunnn but she threw it and man, i dunno how she did it, but those things turned into missles and would turn corners- id come back to her half in pain half amazment "howd you do that avo?" typical portugues/canadian gramma response half english half portuguese " i do again...cez vid?!" ( cez vid? = would u like to/wanna see?) cant spell portugues

[SaraaahR]

" Pega nisso ou eu pego no chinelo " ahaha, typical, amo.

[hathor261]

@SaraaahR Or no po lol

[Stinakat]

omg...i love you!....this is great!...i think i've watched every episode!!!!...is she from the azores?

[998899999]

@Stinakat she is definitely from the azores

[hathor261]

@998899999 so is my family LOOOL

[MissPortugal007]

@998899999 Açores.

[998899999]

@MissPortugal007 lol I know thats how you spell it in portuguese. in english, its the azores

[mrgreen416]

haha at the end she's telling him shes gonna grab her sandal and hit him with it. My grandmother always used to say that hahahaha

[Ricardopunkie]

"ah estupor vai pó diabo que te carregue" ahahah partiu tudo

[cristianoronaldo715]

that looks like a typical portuguese house!

[Xxshortybaby4u15]

watching this make me miss my vavo ... love vavo

[oreleiu]

Este gajo é tão azeiteiro e otário -.-

[luciolia]

Fenomenal! Isto é uma grande homenagem à tua avó e uma grande ideia. Ela tem uma paciência imensa pra ti..

[Stinakat]

@luciolia yes she does!

[4390827]

I got to say that the most ridiculous part is the gangster wannabe in the beginning of the clip... the gramma on the other hand is just a tipical portuguese gramma (trust me, im portuguese and proud of it) viva a avó! :D

[mzLoCa7]

LMAOOO im from australia lmao im portuguese too and she sooo mederience like me hahahahaha shes like my avo FODUSS!!

[tuggaboy]

Ah, estupor, vai p'ò Diabo que te carregue! Eu não quero saber dessas coisas!

LOL

[patito3070]

ahaha xD you are from Açores or Madeira, right? :)

i know because of you acent....

i'm portuguese too :) (portugal continental)

[Frelimi0]

vavo? estes caralhos nem sabem falar direito.

[ac047246]

I love my vavo

[irol1956]

I miss my Vavo to this day, and she passed in 1997, Nothing like a Portuguese grandmother!

[paintballfreakable]

i love my vavo to

[nanukeshihtzu]

miss my grandmoms !!!!

[jsls16]

i am Portuguese and i love my grandma but i still find this very funny =D

eu sou portuguesa e adoro a mina avó e mesmo assim achei isto muito engraçado =D

[SaraaahR]

" Pega nisso ou se não pego no chinelo ! " ahahah, best part ever <3

[animebattles09]

What is she saying? xD

[alwaysmossin]

every single time i watch these video's , i die lmfao unreal .

[dianafeiteira]

há coisas que me fazem dizer palavroes, Es ,mesmo um filho da puta! vai trabalhar ó mandrião!

[BertineFaria]

The Whole portuguese youtube community is gonna cry

[Ilovetodoubledip]

@sharp3000 what are you fucking stupid!!! Uncalled for!!! I

[ihavefearofspiders]

"teu pai começou a trabalhar com SEXTEEN"

[kirilroibu]

epah esses caralhos sao msmo estupidos,nao percebem k o gajo esta a brinkar com ela,nao a gozar...se fosse pa gozar,aposto k gozava de outra maneira com ela

Peace

[newbedford13]

lol i do this to my vavo

[laxlaser]

You won't understand this unless you're portuguese..sheesh.

She reminds me so much of my grandmother. :( It's a love and hate relationship. lol.

[CrisFerry]

@laxlaser I'm POrtuguese and I don't understand it without subtitles. She's from the Azores: the accent is so different it's like a whole different language sometimes.

[soniagd92]

@CrisFerry I know what u mean I'm from the mainland..but its kinda hard to understand what shes saying.

[roxercita]

@laxlaser i understood some parts and i'm spanish, not from galicia though, but i must say i have a nice 'ear' for foreign languages :P

[SweetMary2226]

ACREDITA, meu és um cabrao

[joanofarcxxi]

Of course he cares about her! God, some people have one dimensional thinking...He loves her.  But he also understand how humorous (without intention) she is.

[dontnou3]

@joanofarcxxi too bad most people can´t see that..

[MAULCABRAL]

Dude you are too friggin funny OMG

[Christina736]

Omg, flashback. I think she's related to my avo!

[jotenko]

Dude. You're ridiculous. The only funny part of this video was when your ugly-ass-monkey face was shown.

[iliketowatchvideosat]

What does avo say right after you startle her and what does it mean? I think its around 0:20. I have heard people in my family say that word a lot and I always wondered what it means. I get the feeling is not a very good word...

[SLOWBIND]

@iliketowatchvideosat "ai estupor, vai para o diabo! Que eu não quero saber dessas coisas!" - something like: oh you idiot, go to hell! I don't care bout that

[tats2195]

@iliketowatchvideosat

she says "ó estúpido vai para o diabo que te carregue. vai à..."

which basicaly means "stupid, go to hell"

[brunoMOMSEN]

@tats2195 she says: ó ESTUPOR!

[celiacorreialoureiro]

I think he's too sweet to her, he cares about her and he visites her and he's ofently with her! what else would you prefer? she could be quietly and alone, instead he keeps her life exciting xD

[reverendrichard]

you look like pitbull

[17rebirth]

.. I loove you.vo.

 ...a vo nao quer saber disso pra nda... classic watch it again and again...

[furslid3]

que tal ajudares a tua avó em vez que andares atrás dela com a câmara, se sabes que não gosta?

e ela devia ajudar-te também a escolher uma roupinha melhor...

[dianafeiteira]

@furslid3 haha yah! até a avo sabia escolher uma tshirt melhorzinha!

[gabrielacmonteiro]

omg i laughed my ass off this is hilarious

your dad started working when he was sex teen ahahah

[F1N4lLp]

sexteen lol

[LadiieeeGaGa]

ahh n teijas cm essas conversas tolas xDD mesmo a açoreano

[xbossxd]

vala pessoal isto ate tem piada e so uma brincadeira xD n quer dizer q o gajo n goste da avo dele..xD

[CURIOUSSERA]

"ah estupido, vai p'ro diabo que te carregue" LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[fobdesign69]

O perfeito anormal... or if you prefer in english the perfect jerk... How can a guy laugh about his grandmother when he looks like this? Get a mirror man, you are the only funny part of the movie because you look ridiculous.

[luischarneca123]

Jeff: I Love You Vó

Avo: A avo nao quer saber disso

xD as avos portuguesas sao as maiores ahah =D

[see4ward]

She is adorable!!

[xFranciscoMvsx]

I love you vo! Ai estupor vai po diabo ke te carrege ke eu nao kero saber dessas coisas xD!!!

[Zizinah]

Why do all portuguese grandmother love talk about the past! My dad mom talks about how my dad used to work at a young age too. lol.

[Zizinah]

Poxa I laughed my ass off! Man my grandmother would totally flipped and run after me with a stick if I scared her. And swear at me. Haha your grandmother is so funny.

[Report001]

lmfaoo you're avo seems soo mean :P but she's soo cute ♥ if i ever video tapped my avo she would just laugh :P haha. gotta love portuguese grandmas : D

[GuidaHi12]

" o teu pai começou a trabalhar com sixteen. 16 anos!"

LOL

[rmc8193]

cara isso é muito escroto , vc fez um seriado com a sua vó ?? uhsauhsuhsauh

[reverendrichard]

you look like pitbull

[RitinhaMatsuura]

AHAHAHAHAHHA .... a tua avó adora-te, ur grandma loves u xD she is a woman with alot of culture, u can see it at 1:00 /1:17

[Kikagees]

LARGA ISSO ! um dia eu vou pegar nela e vou atirala po"QUIUNTAL" pega NISSO E ARUMA que avo nao quer saber disso aqui em casa

[DarkWhite1000]

@Kikagees Não,refiro me ao que ela disse antes, ela parece que disse "i´m sorry" ou uma coisa assim, não sei bem o que foi que ela disse.

[frieswithyourxav]

rofl!!!!!!!!!!!! i love your grandma!! hahahaahah omg hahahaha just made my life!

[KrzyLizzy]

LOL, that poor lady. I used to do the same with my Vavo too but didn't torment her as much as you do. LOL, it is funny though.

[vdacosta77]

what an amazing lady.

[jessica123caitlin]

nao te amo e eu

[priincesspurple]

I love you vó xD

[DarkWhite1000]

O que é que ela disse no minuto 1:39?

[Kikagees]

@DarkWhite1000 " mas e assiM"

[FadoDeo4444]

dude, this accent is the most difficult to understand out of all the Portuguese accents.

[soccerchic7712]

lol wen she tlkin bout gettin a job she sounds like my avo to my brother lol luv ur vids

[Compicharilhis]

a avó agora não quer saber dessas cousas

[nlhkop]

i love u vovozinha

[kenny6gman]

so cool im inportugal

[kriptoniteXD]

i love you avo xD dude i hope you love her because she is all the time screaming :P

[rppfurtado]

Eiii ome iss e o axucar pa gente butar no xiaaaaaaa.... Mas pkie k tem de ser no xã e n pode ser noutra coisa qalqer? LOLOL

[bandidobandida]

o pha isto e o açuc pa gentee buta nu chiiááa!!! XD

[Sharp3000]

Man,the day she is gone you are going to cry like a baby.Remember my words.

[superdrummer123]

He may cry!! but at least he remembers her....and latter, he can remember the great moments e passed whith her...maybe you dont give a dick for your grandma!! but he does!!

[xtopher]

@Sharp3000 Why would you even say that? .. clearly! .. dumbfuck

[TugaWoWPrivateServer]

@Sharp3000 he does this remind her dude...

[gcrox24]

@Sharp3000 true say. i miss mine so much....

[francvila56]

it is funny but you have too much time on your hands you need a real job!

[francvila56]

I must have watched this video 100x with my mother. When she says "vai para o diabo quete caregue" my mother laughs so hard! take care of your sweet and very funny grandmother!

[Feelwoman2010]

ai estupor vai para o diabo que te carregue heheheh

[TuRaGaR14]

ta fixe onde é que vives pk em portugal não há muita neve

[Arshcabach]

Começou a trabalhar com sex teen (:

[themnooddlesDx]

LOLLLL.ahaha hes like i lovee youuu and vovos just like dont saay styupid thing like that! xD

[PIRATADO1]

Concordo com o xaxamayaiuffa

LOOOL ;D

[memphis77]

your videos are simply the funniest thing i have seen on here keep on doing em please.

[cookieal96]

omg i used to call my gamothr vavo but now i say avo!!!! everyday wen i get home frome school hola avo!!!!and i always say i love u avo!!!

[kingston1956]

@cookieal96 avó is grandmother

avô is grandfather

[zevivas]

To be old and by the end of your life to get to have such an asshole after you making pranks and fool of yourself is something I dont wish to anyone... plus then he try to get his 5 min by doing such a sad thing!

[zevivas]

E em Pt:

Jeff seu "homie wannabe" levavas-me cá uma biqueirada bem dada no céu da boca que nunca mais sabias quem era a tua avo, nem mãe, nem pai nem o cara*** que te fo**! :-D

[bruno060297]

@zevivas wannabe homie *

[azoreana3]

Mru Deus deviam respeitar mais as pessoas idosas e ainda mais as avos,tenham respeito um dia tb iram ser velhos

[SofiaDomingues]

Vai marrar ! Não me estas a perceber ?

[prettyfull]

ok honestly what exactly is it that he is going to far with? i didnt realize that playing around with ur grandmother had such limits!! is he hurting her in any way what so ever? if its bothering u enough that u feel the need to leave a comment on how he shouldnt be doing this there is 1 very simple solution...DON"T WATCH HIS VIDEOS!! u don't kno him personally so u don't kno exactly how caring jeff is towards his grandmother so keep ur stupid comments to yourself

[babydollallie92]

LMAAAAAOOO!!!

[xaxamayaiuffa]

tem a sua piada...mas isto n se faz...coitada

[ysabellabrave]

So precious!!!!

[zerolead]

Dude, I think you go too far! Your grandma is old, she doesn't deserve this!

[pedroaline]

ele ao menos diverte-se e diverte a avó , fazendo companhia

muitos dos que criticam nem sequer falam para os avós

[NetteDidHarry]

lmfao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[atomus]

it amazes how Portuguese grandmothers are the same wherever you go lol

what is it with the shoe/ sandal beatings?? lol

I always knew I was in deep trouble when the shoe came off the foot - that was the point of no return LOL

[zelindasantos]

Ah ESTUPOR ! Vái pó diabo que te carregue ! LMAO

[cawksnot]

i love blica

[reguasmaped]

grande senhoraaaaa, mesmo bacana

[ar8fcporto]

nice video

[PortugueseYawdGal]

haaa haaa i remember those beatings with the slippers.. shit lmao

[bobinhobr]

that´s great!

[BiaaLenSHOW]

"I love you vó"

"ah, estupor!!"

[dieruski]

my god she's so Terceira island woman!!! haha

[CALLFORDUTYMASTER001]

Nice Video Lol Im Portuguese My Grandma Is Like The Same As Mine xD

[renato20machado]

devias era ir trabalhar, por o cu a render... talvez fizesses mlhor proveito...

[oliver68oak]

devias por legendas em ingles

[SnowWhiteVsAriel]

ahahah a minha avó também é assim

[Mike32423423]

Your a disgrace to portugese people bro....

[xefkillme]

this is just a joke or an act, ur an idiot...

[Mike32423423]

It sure as hell dosent look like an act, maybe a joke, but your jokes are gonna end up killin your grandma

[Mike32423423]

Eh your one pansi wanna be gangster. Pickin your your grandma like that. these video are soo disgusting to watch, your a disgrace to portugese people bro.

[acosta11scp]

meu grande blog do scp

SportingsectorA12

[kvgk11]

como eu adoro a tua avo!

vejo k ha mta gente a dizer k é uma falta de respeito o k fazes mas a meu ver n é.o k nao falta é gente k mete os avos em lares e pouco ou nada se importam com eles..

neste caso ve-se k ele gosta da avo

[Zeanu]

Wish I had my granny...

[ShallNeverGrowUp]

I LOV YOU VÓ!!!! Há vai te embora k a avó na ker saber disso.

OWN3D

[eccaprata23]

HAHAAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!! I CANT STOP LAUGHING! COITADA! hahahaha omg!

[TripeiraEuSou]

"Ah estupor, vai pó diabo que te carregue!" LOL

[SpankyDuzzIt]

Dude, thanks for posting some new shit. I havn't laughed like this in forever.

[juniorchelas]

deixa a tua avo

[raag180]

mas quem é o atrasado mental q goza assim com a avó? pela conversa da tua avó, não deves fazer nada da vida! deves andar a vender droga ou a fazer coisas desse género.. devias ter vergonha...respeito é uma coisa muito bonita e vejo que não a conheces!

[abcdefghijlmnopqr356]

this video and the others are very cool!!! I loved.

[kristinjardim]

My vavo is identical to her.:)

[MsPeituda]

besse avó

[mixiecullen]

o teu pai comexou a trabalhar com sexteen xD e nunca mais acabou ... i love you vo .

lol (:

[MGSProFanPanterarule]

Ah tiraste me as palavras da boca xD

[sublinhadoGSK]

vou mandar ela po kintiel

[snitch2009]

"Ah estepor vai pó diabe que te carregue" xD

[fuckmilife]

o teu pai comexou a trabalhar com sexteen xD e nunca mais acabou ... i love you vo ...

[zpto27]

tens inveja de não teres uma avó assim, eu compreendo :)

[zpto27]

Meu comentário foi resposta ao (a) NhaAlma , que está na 3 página !

[zpto27]

Pessoas idosas *

[Dizitaa]

Vó is a diminutive . Instead of calling her avó , he calls her vó , it's more simple . And the way he says : "Eh vó" it's an azorian influence , i think

[10Vitinha]

Many people in Azores say "Eh Vó!!"

[angiel18]

I think he says "Oh vó!" :p

I never called my grandma vavo, but when i was little, i called her vóvó. :p

[CerezodaPraia]

"Ah, va pro diabo que te carregue!"

hahahahahahaha... Sua avo eh muito foda, Jeff...

[woggedout]

fuckn hell dude im portuguese i was born there and stuff i never had the pleasure to meet any of my grandparents.....funny vids but dude i hope ur not 24/7 like this dude. I hope you do show some respect.

[andreezaoo]

Ele diz ke ama a avo e avo diz ke n ker saber disso *0*

A cara dele no inicio " I love you voo " *.*

Demais !

[tsavieira]

in opposite of many people, i found love watching this video!

ao contrario de muitas pessoas, eu encontrei o "amor" vendo este video..

go on jeff :)

[themuscleguy]

poe mais vids jeff!!!

[JoanaFloyd]

Que comédia, a tua avó é uma personagem autentica e acho que, ao contrário do que muitos dizem aqui, tu realmente adoras a tua avó e ela a ti. Continua a mandar videos da tua avó, Jeff!

[themuscleguy]

poe mais videos jeff!!!!

[mansonogame]

nao sabes do que dizes pita

[NhaAlma]

Hey Jeff... guess what...?!?!? You are a total idiot!!! Devias respeitar um pouco mais os mais celhos que trabalharam para andares ai a passear-te como um guna com esses blinblins ao pescoco!

[zpto27]

Primeiro não é assim que se escreve "celhos" , mas sim "velhos",

segundo : velhos são os trapos !

terceiro : não se chamam velhos as pessoas, mas sim pessoas idosos, ou pessoas de terceira idade .

és muito esperto para criticar mas para a cultura és um burro -.-

[NhaAlma]

Seu idiota!! Eu preocupo-me mais com o respeito pelas pessoas do que com as palavras. Se lhes chamas idosos e depois lhes faltas ao respeito, nao passas de um valente idiota! E isto nao e cultura, e total falta de respeito!!! Aprende a respeitar as pessoas e depois preocupa-te com os erros que foram falhas e nao falta de cultura ou de saber escrever!

[trotuga]

ou seja...i love you vó mas tas te bem a cagar pa tua avó nao é?

devias ter vergonha e nao expor as pessoas que teem o teu sangue desta maneira...

o doido e anormal aqui és tu...

tem é vergonha

[Poltergeyst]

IT'S SNOWING!!!!!!!!

[ghonsalu1]

Ela é terceirence dos Açores!!

na viram o sotaque, ela é emigrante

[logic828]

Man,I about died watching all your vids,hilarious!!! Your Vavo is awesome!

[NunoGavazzi]

Its Avo

[HollisterChika]

lmao, your vavo makes my life.

[NunoGavazzi]

its avo

[HollisterChika]

it can be vavo also. just because he says avo, doesnt mean it can't be vavo. it depends where your from.

[NunoGavazzi]

no its avo beacuse im portugues and it avo

[HollisterChika]

well im portuguese too. and my family says vavo. and half the other portuguese people say vavo. you can say whatever you want. pretty sure your grandmother wont beat you if you call her vavo.