Pineapple Express "Item 9"

[bostonred11]

Well sir, I feel like a...like a slice of butter...melting, on top of a...big ol pile of flapjacks...........yeah...

[desuforeverlulz]

There should be a weed strain called "Item 9."

[aleuthewolf]

@desuforeverlulz

It's like if Ben and Jerry's marketed weed

[The3Pigeons]

where are the boobies

[nightwalkersbreak]

looks like privet miller escaped his death... who else would dislike this?

[toke8161]

i feel like a slice of butter melting on top of a big old pile of flap jack's lolol

[blakews48]

Fuck you!

[KwipperTheBear]

I am assuming it's a theory as to how weed became illegal.

[tomleykisjr]

i think item 9 is supposed to be a satirical reference to plan 9 from outer space

[fxboy28hard]

why arn't we in a square?

[94SammyK]

Every time I have seen this movie, I have been stoned. No regrets.

[SimonLy90]

its dexters dad, harry

[sharkman265]

so thats why weed oh i mean "item 9" was made illegal cause a CO cant handle being trash talked LMFAO!!!

[MegaGibby96]

ILLEGALLLLLLL!!!!!! FUCK THE DA POLICE AND DA GOVERMENT. LOVE WEED

[MrRyanLawd]

where are the boobies?

[survivor287]

bleep bloop bleep can u understand me? where we going? *gunshot*

[tannerctdog]

@survivor287 listen closely. he says "i like that gun"

[xXEastcoastXx718]

Im not gonna lie when that guy said "Illegal!!" i died a little insidee :(

[Binfieldius]

Lmfao. This movie is amazing. Smoking a bowl now.

[killerkrys]

this is the bee's knees item nine!

[redzer06]

had loads of cans and drank most of a bottle of whiskey last night, called in sick to work today, sat around shivering and barely able to eat without getting sick, sweating and basically feeling like i wanted to die.

how and why weed is illegal but that other crazy shit is perfectly legal and acceptable by our "leaders" i will never understand, toasted now though :)

[popcornlicker1082]

HOLY BAJESUS.

[yomama210830]

Why are we underground right now sir?!!??

[AlecZorric]

We need a movie about private Miller

[Settie92498]

@bigboibrown17 man shut up its a movie nd if people wanna be dum u cant change if dey get high ect u thinkin wayyyyy too much into its a comedy thts y its funny dumb one thts y people think its funny cuz its a comedy nd he is talkin recklesss damm juss shut up

[tmoney73455sd1]

Note that the pot is illegal, but it's totally cool for the guy in charge to be drinking alcohol while tax payers are paying him to protect our country.

[pEruaniitaxoxo]

actually i think they made it illegal because it made them speak their mind and they didnt like that. They didnt like the fact that they started asking so many questions. They wanted to be in control at all times. ITS THE BIZNIZZ ITEM 9!

[Steveo3420]

Hahahah "...FUCK you."

[lamapukas]

1:27 :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD­DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD­DDDDDD

[ElPepperoni]

@Gators1074 damn, bad reason to smoke bud

[Xin3211]

Press 7 :D

[XxPimPStudioSxX]

Uhh..Well sir, I feel like a Slice of butter, Meltin ontop of a big ol' Pile of Flapjacks........Yeah

[rosethorns77]

@XxPimPStudioSxX that line is funny as hell



[airmcpup]

hahaha i love bill hadar hes hilarious in every sketch on SNL and this scene is one of my favorite if not my favorite from this movie..i think hes gonna be big

[vedjita]

summarizing the "reagan-era"

[PromiserOfDeath]

Awesome scene! Dale tells the truth It makes everything better, makes Music better, Food better, Movies + TV better also it makes Sex better!

[XichhassemichX]

i wonder what would happen if you smoked the pure TCH crystals that grow on weed. probably what happened to this guy XD

[jakethesnake576]

@XichhassemichX 'Thats called hash. a one hit grandslam, doesnt last as long as weed though. Seems like he's smokin a mostly savatia strain, pretty good quality shit too. not that I would know 8-)

[cynthia9470]

cant we all just get along and take a hit and pass the joint and just live life the way yuh want to

[PatCrasher96]

1:23 funniest goddamn thing in the movie lmao

[rosethorns77]

@PatCrasher96 so true



[Aradian6]

ILLEEEEGAAAAAAAALLL!!!!!!!

Fuck you

[JdkParkour]

Hey, where we goin? I like that gun. *BANG*

[godwar99]

@bigboibrown17 because the location of this testing is where that guys drug lab is later in the movie

[godwar99]

@bigboibrown17 i think you're looking in to it to much as your trying to justify smoking weed by saying that something greater can be achieved by doing it.

Also improve on your English before you go around smoking weed, atleast make sure your brain is fully developed before you go ahead and destroy it.

[gweston11]

@bigboibrown17 hey big brown why dont u stop reading in on things and just say that this is funny!!

[MADAMEOCTA07]

awwww the best scene ever!

[bono565]

0:45 hahaha

[oxmichellexlinaxo]

dude, they shoot him!!!!! i never caught that before.

they get him high

and then they shoot him!!!!

[ILOVEJB2341]

Holy b-jesus! lmfao! One l0ost of dudes where the boobies? lol classic shit this is the bees knees item nine ur dick in my mouth fuck you! classic!(:

[lsjohns89]

@bigboibrown17 rebel against what?

[goldengun872]

lol its charlie sheen

[TheKSolo4]

If this part of the movie was real, then he fucked our chances of smoking weed. Pineapple Express = Fav Movie!

[sablebrusqueEH]

OMFG LOL pleaaaaaaase pause at 1:09 for your own good

[TheMrjb8496]

like a slice of butter meltin on a big ol pile of ....... FLAPJACKS

[TheCrephenator]

@bigboibrown17 Well fuckin Deerrrrrr!! That was obvious to the highest degree possible.

[godwar99]

@bigboibrown17 i've seen actual high people, i don't think they have the motivation to rebel

[dburns33]

@godwar99 your a fucking idiot

[godwar99]

@dburns33 blow my cock and learn to spell you wanker

[dburns33]

@bigboishitstain ur a fucking idiot

[WinningSince33AD]

@godwar99 I actually am a high person, and I get more motivated to do shit when I'm baked.

[maphitha1]

@WinningSince33AD You're one of those lol. It's nice to have one in the group but let's be real, when's the last time you saw a pothead with a to-do list that didn't include buy more weed or get food

[jennytube420]

@godwar99 Not everyone turns into a lazy mess when they get high.

[RoederGaming]

@godwar99 I am actually high several times a month. And I do not have the urge to rebel. More the opposite. I'm just laid back and relaxing. Eating chips.

[TNTLotLP]

ILLLLLEEEEEGAAAAALLLLL

I cracked up.

[iloveulll]

"where are the boobies?" ahahaha

[HIBI1231]

dude, whats worng with ur eye hahahaha

[izzy18ification]

is this normal? ... hahahahaha hell yea

[uncwseahawk1]

"Item 9 is the bees knees!"

[1ETC7]

"Hello. Bleep Blorp Bleep Bleep Blert Blert."

"Can you guys understand me?"

[biodisater12]

haha hey what happened to your eye!?

[TheDrMeerkat]

Where are the boobies?

[guysongirls]

its dexter's dad!!

[HBRchrisHBR]

hahaha FUCK YOU

[herocaron]

ahahahahahha yeahhhhhh funnny movie!

franco and rogen kick ass!

[RefleXSnipers]

"Uhh uhhh uhhh, ughhh, ughhhhh, uhhhhhhhghhhUGH...  Fuck You!"

[tommyzaso]

I fucking lost it at the jazz scene. such a fun movie.

[yrocson]

"i feel like a slice of butter, meltin' on top a big ol' pile of flapjacks...yeah"

[TheOutlaw06]

Hey where are we going?......BANG (gunshot in background) lmao!!

[avengedsevenfold979]

"Where are the boobies?!"

[garuga0777]

whats the song at the beginning of the film?

[1990loyale]

@garuga0777 "electric avenue"

[coronapapi]

This is like my favorite part of the whole movie. :D

[ShNathan2009]

Dude what happened to your eye

[ChadBennett33]

"BLEEP BLORP BLEEP BLEEP BLURT BLURT"

[nickamania1]

"My dick, your mouth"....

"FUCK you!"

[SjokkoladeBolleMusa]

"BlirpBlorpBlurpblurp, do you guys understand me"

love this scene xD

[IrishJayLG]

lol what song is that he hums?

[ChadBennett33]

LOL at 1:23

[all4wishbones]

@ChadBennett33 lololol

[gymclasspogotime]

"were are the boobies" lmfao

[stfwho]

lol why didn't this video end 3 seconds later?

"it makes shitty movies better!"

[godwar99]

@stfwho windows movie maker is a bitch for editing :\

[stfwho]

@godwar99 aw i see =/

[incredaniel]

this is general bratt, we've reached a conclusion for item nine.................

ILLEGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAL

[0llamalad0]

"i'm serious: your dick, my mouth" "thats innapropriate" :D made me lol

[thexonexonlyxnigel]

chaseolivia1.................y­our a nutter!

a bit bloody harsh dont you think...

take a chill pill ...no hang on smoke some skunk and chill THE FUCK OUT!

[oxmichellexlinaxo]

oh my gosh. i JUST realized that they take him out back and shoot him at the end of that scene. never heard that before ! crazy.

[elraiderboy44]

Hahaa yeah hes right makes everything better one time i had the best fuckin arizona and beef jerky in my life buh whats the song @ 2:54 or some or the song at the end,....

[braylovebitch]

best part is when the scuba diver disguised dude comes in with a lighter. ha!

[Tantisthemantis]

best fuck you! ever

[Nanaslovesyou]

holy bejesus.

[ballascondias64]

Jamesfelix303 ur right, tobacco and alcohol kill thousands of people every year, and marajana is illegal? That makes no sense to me at all.

[bendtx]

He is right you know, it is the bees knees, and we should all be in a square shouting it off the roof tops!

[jamesfelix303]

They should really just fuckin legalize marijauna. Everyday someone gets fucking drunk and runs over someone in there car. Alcohol is more effective then marijuana and legal and people basically kill themselves drinking, AND THEY HAVENT LEGALIZED MARIJUANA YET!? WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING IN THE WHITE HOUSE OBAMA?! DO SOMETHING PRODUCTIVE ALREADY.

[1023089]

they killed him in the end?

[ballascondias64]

Y r we under ground right now? Y rnt we out in the open? Y rnt we in a square? Lol

[Irishendo]

what noone notices is that this bunker is where the bad guys hideout is and in the scene where saul is kept underground you can see one of the scuba suits in the back of the room

[TiffanyMadison1]

We're 7 minutes in...

[upInCaLI1]

1. lots of dudes, Where are the boobies???

Hahahaha!!!!

PrrrrrPrrrrrPrPrPrrrrrrrrrrrrr­r!!!

[metalhead876543210]

Hell**

[metalhead876543210]

Funny as he'll

[tristramshandy3]

This scene kicks ass. I love the jazz drumming!

[Cheddar323]

I thought it was Atom 9 :( the general is Harry the father of Dexter on the showtime series show dope!

[MrCurrySH]

S.W.E.D.

[Gators1074]

Life sucks then you die, so fuck it all and get high

[thealabamaman]

not at all. i love life, but im smoking some Bluntiess and clippies later tonight. piff and dream kush!

[madmike4898]

Haha awesome opening :P

[KingVirmire]

WEED NEEDS 2 BE LEGAL.

like in Amsterdam, the best city in the world.

:D

[fishermangonewild]

"one lots of dudes, where are the boobies?"

[XxNostroxX]

i think he says booties

[joeycarr333]

Private we need you to be Serious!! "Am serious, your dick , my mouth"

[ausfahrtweg]

ummm not sure if anybody noticed, but this is a MOVIE. More specifically a comedy, not supposed to raise questions, supposed to make ya laugh. so everyone just shut the fuck up and laugh

[FBKWarrior25]

I love Marijuana...love it...really...they need to legalize it!

i mean GEORGE WASHINGTON, had marijuana plants on his farms, what the FUCK!!!

[ionredlineguy]

So if George Washington molested children that means we should legalize that too by that logic. I love stoners and their weak attempts to justify their habits. One day when you grow up and stop using drugs you'll look back and realize just how stupid you really were and how your arguements were utterly ridiculous

[SLIMtheRMZ250rider]

fuck you

[SLIMtheRMZ250rider]

and by the way, molesting children is just morally wrong

it is violating another person and doing them wrong

with smoking weed, everyone wins! the government can tax the shit out of it, you have a good time doing it, it just wins. and marijuana has never been proven to be a direct source of a death or illness.

idiot.

[FBKWarrior25]

It was a fuckin' joke you little prick

The fuck, man? And where the fuck did you come up with "So if GW molested childern that means we should legalize that too by that logic"

that's got nothing to do with it, you fuck

[ausfahrtweg]

you make no sense at all... where the hell did you get george washington?

[fishermangonewild]

lol you are the most under educated kid on youtube. this is a movie! but you seriously need to learn your facts on weed and some other drugs you fuckin retard

[dayday4vida305]

it just goes to show you apperently do not understand that there is nothing morally wrng with weed molesting kids really? you really would compare the two listen i smoke weed daily and i am a a student i love weed i dnt see myself stopping ever you might of "grown out of it" but too many non brown nosers that let corporate america push their agenda upon you well this is why you are a follower and not a leader my friend have a good happy ignorant life i mean after all ignorance is bliss

[killa420herb]

you will be the first to die.

[DavidAlshNZ]

is it ment to be black and white?

the reason i ask is that it converts to colour a little bit into the movie

[godwar99]

yeah cause it's supposed to be in the past

[chaseolivia1]

have you know clue what the point of this scence is. your fucking dumb you shouldnt smoke weed and if you do, you shouldnt!!! keep smoken brothers of the bong, and keep it easy!!!

[godwar99]

in relation to the actual movie storyline, this scene is in the past when they where testing "pinapple express" on soldiers. I don't smoke weed or bong or whatever

[oxmichellexlinaxo]

@godwar99 they're testing POT in general. not specifically Pine Apple Express. stupid. Pine Apple Express would've have even been created back then. you CLEARLY dont smoke pot... cause you know nothing !

[stfwho]

@godwar99 for some reason knowing someone so ignorant to pot culture uploaded this kinda bothers me slightly

[oxmichellexlinaxo]

@chaseolivia1 @godwar99 they're testing POT in general. not specifically Pine Apple Express. stupid. Pine Apple Express would've have even been created back then. you CLEARLY dont smoke pot... cause you know nothing !

[chaseolivia1]

just shut the fuck up and move on with your boring life. and i was talking to the people that smoke dumbass and if you think you know then why the fucked did you ask. you stupid shit head. damn i hate people like you. and what i mean by that is that your to fucking sheltered. and have a nice day and go fuck your mother and if this is a chick then i am sorry for everything i just said. peace

[chaseolivia1]

and they are not testing pinapple express is is item 9 the fucking title says that holy fucking H GOD you are worthless and a waste of air.

[godwar99]

you realise item nine is pineapple express right?

[mattcroxford]

@godwar99 they aren't referring to item 9 as just pineapple express, just as marijuana itself, its actually based on a true event (only im sure the dude wasn't singing and dancing)

[godwar99]

@mattcroxford based on a true event, i had no idea, thanks for the snippet of info matt

[mattcroxford]

@godwar99 no problemo, if you actually search "testing marijuana" on youtube you can even find an oldschool black&white video of it being done....with hilarious results!

[housemonzter]

@chaseolivia1 You're all retarded. The scene is just them testing marijuana itsself. Not Pineapple express. I'm sure back in the 50's when the scene was set, they didn't have all the crazy cross breeds that they do today. The same with the next opening scene with Seth Rogan.. He is talking to the radio dj about weed itsself, not Pineapple Express!

[knightofharlem]

2:27 is my fav FUCK U!!

[meathook9]

everything bill hader is involved in is funny as balls

[aerosmithfan984]

this is the beez knees item 9 hahaha

[chaseolivia1]

hahahaha hell yeah that shit is good

[bborntoofly7]

2:27 oh my good hahaha i love it .

[bborntoofly7]

Yup he's right . It is the same place as

Ted's Growing House,lol.

Awesome: 0:52-:055 , and also 1:06-1:09

just the best musicscene of the beginning Movie Segment .

[marylover12]

i love privet miller but fuck you<you made weed illegal!!!!!!

[chaseolivia1]

hahahahaha no shit!!!

[GOPSpinMachineInOD]

I think the opening scene is the funniest! Bill Hader was a great choice for the private

[marylover12]

i love when he starts to sing the song

[Slayer337]

dude, bill hader is the funniest motherfucker ever, haha

[mellhead12]

"Illegalllllll"

[aaamy6164baby]

hahahaha

[michael575538]

2:48 NNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOO

if only it was

[Npowell01]

Holy shit.

I just realized that the testing center for item 9 is the same place as Ted's growhouse!

yeah, my attention span isn't that great, don't bash me. :P

[godwar99]

lol i never realised that

[svm92]

i think they were just trying to make it ironic

[N3WRAP]

FUCK YOU lmao

[artuhro]

what coulb be the song ? 0:45

[kangaroo792005]

This is the bees knees..........Item 9. LMAO

[dnae3524]

im serious.

your dick.

my mouth.

LMAO

[austin3210]

2:24 FUCK YOU haha

[tysweetdrums]

Lotta dudes. Where are the boobies?

[cris7793]

HOLY BEJEEZUS

[Crobe042]

hello, bleep blort bleep bleep blert blert. can you guys understand me?

lmfao thats hilarious

[JONJO1990]

hahahaha im fukin stoned now and its gettin me in stiches hahahah brr brr brr brr brrrbrrbrrbrr brr brr brr brrbrrbrrbrrr hahahahah

[More2Burn]

Holy bejesus!

What happened to your eye?

I like that gun.

I love that part. Especially the "Holy Bejesus!" part.

[patrickoblivion345]

0:45 is the funniest part of the start! I do it at school and everyone gets really pissed off. Only because they haven't seen the film! Dicks.

[biglarry345]

I feel like a slice of butter... melting over a big ol' pile of flapjacks... yeah.

lmao one of the best lines in the movie

[homevidsteenstyle]

haha first time i watched this movie with my friends we got high as fuck and it was great :p

[HurricanesDH4]

YOUR DICK MY MOUTH!!!!!!!!!!!

[jordanusary]

This is the bees knees!

[beenybrandy]

you gotta love pineapple express, if you havent seen this show yet make sure you feel like butter melting on a big ol' pile a flap jacks. Its great without but with the butter, man funny as hell