How To Choose an Artificial Christmas Tree

[zegct1]

Artificial trees are nice, but if you have really small kids, keep getting real trees for a few Christmases until getting a fake one...I'm fourteen, and I've never had a real tree at Christmas. It dampens the spirit a little.

[tinycrown8]

@zegct1 i have never had one either but im not killing a tree that way.

[TheErika175]

AAHHHH ! THE SNOWMAN IS ALIVEE !!!!

[nel9991]

fffffffffffff

[YOMAMAXXL]

duh. ok, most standard ceilings are 8 ft. in height. If you have higher ceilings, then they are well above 10 ft, especially if you have a vaulted ceiling or if you have a 2 story home with an open living area. If thats the case, then you have more than enough room for an artificial tree. If you buy a standard 7 ft. artificial tree, you have enough room unless you are living in a crawl space. Real trees are better; they have a nice smell to them that lasts through the season

[LoveVideoGames8]

i got my tree in '93 and i still have it. i gotta get a new one, :) lol

[zeratul575]

i was born in 93

[nunoyobiznis]

@zeratul575 good 4 u i was born in 99...

[ViralZ0ne]

I got an xmas tree back in '99, still have it lol

[ddrusa]

lame

[bglad4life]

duh. ok, most standard ceilings are 8 ft. in height. If you have higher ceilings, then they are well above 10 ft, especially if you have a vaulted ceiling or if you have a 2 story home with an open living area. If thats the case, then you have more than enough room for an artificial tree. If you buy a standard 7 ft. artificial tree, you have enough room unless you are living in a crawl space. Real trees are better; they have a nice smell to them that lasts through the season.

[cyborg101101]

hes so cute!!!! snowmanwill u date me?

[marshymelpi]

Aw, that cute little Snowman.

[tsunamineko]

It's not the same as a toilet brush, they're just made similarly: stem and plastic needles sticking out of them. You COULD buy a few dozen toilet brushes and make your own tree. I like artificial Christmas trees. They last for a really long time, and no need to cleanup the mess of drying trees. Plus it's sad to see all those still green trees in the garbage. Seems like such a waste.

[pixnwaccount4]

!!HVYDVSLBLK"()Y(*68*&* WhTAA??

[greekgeek50]

is the snowman a little creepy??

[ihatemath2696]

toilet brushes and christmas trees...YAY!

...i only watch for the facts at the end

[SaiE8]

shouldnt people then use toiet bushes as trees, lol

[MultiRump]

@ihatemath2696 lol can u remember making this comment?

[Probewitch]

My uncle said he would miss the pine needles that fall off, if he bought the artificial tree.

[pixnwaccount4]

i do!

[chikotube]

charlie brown tree all the way, yo.

[GifDude]

So can I use my christmas tree as a toilet brush?

[sly1cool54]

thats wat i use my tree 4

[13MarthaJB]

hahaha lol christmas toilet brush!

[pixnwaccount4]

lol

[polishedrazor]

I drew a tree on the wall with a permanent ink marker. It's lasted for years, and I can mock it and decorate it with my insults during the holiday season and it outlasts any dust collector I've ever seen.

I don't celebrate Christmas, though. I dance outside monkey cages at the zoo and hoot and holler and take this festive joy back to the tree I drew on the wall and I dance around the wall while hooting and hollering just like the monkeys.

[silverponylover999]

dude u mental?

[THEONLYPLAYER]

interesting litle tidbit at the end.

[mcnallyfromthevalley]

I love the little snowman doing all the work

[bobninky]

11th

[jsoulesman]

you went from loser to stalker. you RETARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOT RETART. YOU FUCKING FROOT LOOP!

[jman3451]

those directions/tips are all wrong

here is what you do...

GET A REAL TREE

[armandolara94]

lol

[spintopbikes]

great video

[MiedoReyes]

big trees own

[canihaveaquarter]

i love these!

[FanClubManiac]

Lo0o0olz lyk ohmy gawd i wuz da fyrst comment!@#

[jsoulesman]

lmao you werent tha first to comment loser lmao

[plutosaplant84]

'tard

[L1trex]

grats loser.

[MiedoReyes]

calling a loser someone in the internet is kinda lame buddy

[IEatsTuna]

lol thx