I remember hearing this at a show a couple years ago and he went way more into the story and about weed in general and may have been one of the funniest bits I have ever heard. I just love Louis CK.
haha holy shit this is gold, the last line is brilliant ("the way i look at it..."). love how he apologizes after for the "dead spots" when there really are none.
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I voted both top comments down TWICE cuz damn you all need to stop with the bullshit. All you're doing is ruining the bit by quoting the shit we are ABOUT to hear, and yea you can say well don't read the comment! To which I'm like 'Go fuck yourself" then you're all 'GO fuck YOURSELF' Then I'm like 'you first' then you'll be like 'you're such a child' then I say ' says the asshole who types out unoriginal shit like it's the best thing in the world'. Then I go pass out with a bottle of jack.
I imagine a lot of people would cuz their assholes too. you should all get together and start a band or something and go on tour with a shit act like lady gaga or something like that.
@thSubliminalCriminal that was a lot of words just to make a lot more people want to vote up the top comments... if the bit is 'ruined' it's your fault and no one else's sir bitch a lot.
you sound like you care too much about things that don't matter to you. you don't think you could use your talents of posting comments on youtube for the betterment of mankind somehow? can u fit your whole fist in your mouth? i bet you could. you seem like the type who can.
@thSubliminalCriminal you're the big man typing out whole paragraphs bitching about top comments and attempted insults towards people you'll never meet, I'm just having a good laugh at how sad your life must be to make you end up like this. sound like you need a hobby or something is all pal. I wouldn't suggest comedy or debate however. hecklers would make you cry without your keyboard to hide behind.
@thSubliminalCriminal true, difference being mine make sense and have points. ya should try it sometime, makes things so much more interesting. take care it was fun anyway
What was true? That you can fit your whole fist in your mouth or you could use your talents better? I'm not following you. I am not the lorax nor do I speak for the trees. Can I get your number and maybe I'll call you some time to check in on how you're doing?
@thSubliminalCriminal What?! I was under the assumption that you WERE the lorax, and you don't even speak for the trees you say? Well, you just blew my whole argument clear out of the water.
@thSubliminalCriminal I have heard of that saying, thanks for putting it out there. if you have any more unrelated quips please don't clog my inbox with them, just make a new comment. :D
@mctroffle don't be a fucking idiot. You know it only takes ten seconds to type out a youtube comment. So we both know you're not stupid enough to genuinely think that just because someone is shitposting on youtube doesn't mean they must have a "sad life" or that they "need a hobby". Please, if you're going to fight on the internet, don't resort to stupid bullshit like that.
@Gaiacarra "shitposting", aka emotional posting devoid and any and all logic is what you people are doing, and yes it means you probably need a hobby or better yet girlfriend because you're letting yourself get all worked up over someone else you'll never meet, over an argument you can't even fight without the support of your schoolyard insults and the occasional "fuck" for emphasis. you guys sound like angry midgets running around just wanting to be heard but nothing to actually say.
@mctroffle your whole argument is null and void because you are doing exactly the same thing. Are you having to give up your whole life or your hobbies in order to do so? No? Yeah, that's cause it takes less than a minute to type a youtube comment. Now watch as I hit that "Post" button and then get on with my life.
@Gaiacarra i see you've switched strategies, going from irate name calling to ignoring the bulk middle of my post so you can restate yours slightly differently and pretend i'm just not understanding you. i hope you're not in any sort of real life debate sessions, they'd make fun of you for doing that.
@mctroffle ...what argument do you even think we're having here? My whole point is just that your remark that "shitposting on youtube means you must have no life and no girlfriend!" was stupid. If anything, you're the one who ignored my comment by then turning it into an argument about how illogical I am.
@Gaiacarra dude, I heard what you said.. look I'll even concede defeat, maybe you have a girlfriend and just don't know how to argue without turning it into a pissing contest fueled by the most unoriginal insults and points possible. fine, that's so much better and I truly envy the rich life you must lead where you feel the need to repeat yourself to strangers you think for some reason give two shits about your "talking shit on youtube has meaning" arguments. whatever. move on.
@Gaiacarra next time you want to start shit how about not using hyperbole in reiterating what the other person said to try and make them look stupid? if you don't even know what that means or how you did it, I think we're done here since I don't argue with retards.
@thSubliminalCriminal How can you be like 'you first'? Do you mean to say you would have said that in the particular situation? If so writing how you are like what you wish to say doesn't really convey the message.
I stole a scale to trade for pot when i was 20 and working as a janitor...from a classroom i heard the oj verdict in...from a teacher who has since passed. RIP miss A and the juice is no longer loose. long live Louis CK
Good argument, really relevant to anything, especially my comment on your bitching about the best stand-up comedian in the world, who won an Emmy and understands humor well. Good thing for both of us that you watch stand-up comedy and don't like it and waste more of your life.
@Lollemaster actually i was remarking on how funny he was. but i guess the fact that you're an idiot is worth the irony it has created in this moment.
All aspiring comedians...take notes. This is great comedy. None of that simple minded, unoriginal nonsense that we see on tv today. I hope I don't sound arrogant. But very few comedians really make me laugh hard nowadays. Louis CK never dissapoints though.
@Dalton856Cedarville this was a while ago, where weed was cheap and shitty. and like you said, also before cheap digital scales, they were probably heavy duty expensive scales. i bet the dealer made quite a bit off of louis lol.
was telling a friend about how some highschool drop out I knew used to steal scales from the science lab to weigh his weed, he sent me this. so perfect.
i wonder what he meant by what he said at the end "im trying new shit"
i didnt really notice a style change in the comedy or the way he delivered the jokes. maybe it was his decision to tell a story that had alot to its one subject, such as the scales.
most of the time his jokes go everywhere, but i love him
He says 'sorry about the dead spots' which there were more of in the rest of the recording. Or he could have been referring to the lack of laughter in weak places like the part about buying Hershey's bars.
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but wouldn't he have to say that for everything he did? i think it was that he was really thorough about the story...i mean he did a 6 minute bit on stealing scales! maybe he trimmed the fat on it and used it again later
@TheMcReviewer Comediens This was probably new material that he had not perfected yet. Big name comedians often go to smaller clubs to test material to see when and if their jokes get laughs. You don't want to try brand new, untested material during an HBO special.
He's working out new material. When you do comedy on stage, you know generally what makes an audience laughs and what doesn't. The issue comes with subject matter, because what you think is funny is different than what the world thinks is funny. Plus there's a matter in length of premise, punchline, and ending to the story. The closer to that story is just a line he had from another comedy special and probably felt that it wasn't finished. That's what I took from it.
Comedians typically come up with new jokes then make it funnier over time by testing variations on a bunch of audiences. The dead spots are extended times between laughter. Comedians usually try to avoid these extended times.
@cokejoke you should see what this bit has evolved into now, he performed it a couple weeks ago when I went to see him. Its a beautiful joke, hope he puts it on his new DVD
This dude sounds like another comedian that has a routine about sucking a package of dicks. You all should see if you can find it on here somewhere. He is much funnier than this dude that's for sure.
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Probably kept it in his ass, because i know his parents very well and they are a little grossedf out by assholes. Yeah he definitely kept it in his ass. His parents would have checked everywhere for his weed, they new he was up tp no good. stupid them for not checking his fuckin butthole you gay faget
After the Nick Dipaolo debacle with the extra on his new show he's filming, he called into O&A about it and mentioned people uploading his work-in-progress stuff (ie bootlegs) on youtube. And said how it makes it difficult to sharpen his material for recordings. I felt kind of shitty like I was part of the problem.
But, he never asked me to take either of them down, so, WEEEEE!
He could weigh thirteen scales.
veektorable 2 weeks ago 5
Awesome.
KryptKeepa128 3 weeks ago
lol i used to do this too, those scales they have for school science labs are the shit ^_^. i still use one
MrNavvy69 3 weeks ago
And this is why you stick to your lies kids
Setzer 1 month ago
"...if they're not me I don't give a shit"
kukkiwonson 1 month ago 6
where would he stash 14 ounces without going home. magic
MrMattyg143 1 month ago
@MrMattyg143 cause he stole them all at once. derp
Allenzo04 1 month ago
good bit, don't know why it didn't make it into his specials.
BassFIow 1 month ago
I remember hearing this at a show a couple years ago and he went way more into the story and about weed in general and may have been one of the funniest bits I have ever heard. I just love Louis CK.
NewYorker12204 1 month ago
This is him "trying new shit"?
Remind me to never get into stand-up comedy.
Jfrute 1 month ago
I can fuckin weigh anything!!!
NeilHead93 1 month ago
I got one of those scales at my house... I wonder what I can get for that?
TheEllampalli 2 months ago
Funniest guy... ever.
theLyricsSuck621 2 months ago 2
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They're not me, so i dont give a shit XD
xxxnwahsxxx 2 months ago
how much does 13 scales weight
SuperDontKare 2 months ago
"He thinks I just have 'em? HAHA FUCKING SCALES! I LOVE SCALES! I got FOURTEEN of 'em! I can fucking weigh ANYTHING!"
I love this guy.
1flickfinder 2 months ago 57
haha holy shit this is gold, the last line is brilliant ("the way i look at it..."). love how he apologizes after for the "dead spots" when there really are none.
glaxglax 2 months ago
an ounce is about 300 dollars so 300 times 14 is $4200 haha
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ProComedy05 2 months ago
WOAH hey!! It's my old buddy Mctoffle or whatever. Hey KID I see you still dislike things!! Awesome dude, be who you ARE not who you WANT to be.
thSubliminalCriminal 2 months ago
Awww I love a good Youtube DICK waggle. It's like two fat cats arguing over the last lick of cream.
thSubliminalCriminal 2 months ago
and i kept staring at the picture for 5 minute
Scede 2 months ago
sooo funny
adv1k 2 months ago
I want a scale that looks like a cell phone.
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formusicplaylist1 2 months ago
For a year?? more like a few days
paperpro3223 2 months ago
best stand up in america
teddy23ization 2 months ago
I voted both top comments down TWICE cuz damn you all need to stop with the bullshit. All you're doing is ruining the bit by quoting the shit we are ABOUT to hear, and yea you can say well don't read the comment! To which I'm like 'Go fuck yourself" then you're all 'GO fuck YOURSELF' Then I'm like 'you first' then you'll be like 'you're such a child' then I say ' says the asshole who types out unoriginal shit like it's the best thing in the world'. Then I go pass out with a bottle of jack.
thSubliminalCriminal 3 months ago
@thSubliminalCriminal I just voted the top comments up even higher now.
749Pi 3 months ago
@749Pi
I imagine a lot of people would cuz their assholes too. you should all get together and start a band or something and go on tour with a shit act like lady gaga or something like that.
thSubliminalCriminal 3 months ago
@thSubliminalCriminal that was a lot of words just to make a lot more people want to vote up the top comments... if the bit is 'ruined' it's your fault and no one else's sir bitch a lot.
mctroffle 2 months ago
@mctroffle
Sir indeed you little bitch.
thSubliminalCriminal 2 months ago
@thSubliminalCriminal lol you sound like such a sad pathetic excuse of a troll
mctroffle 2 months ago
@mctroffle
you sound like you care too much about things that don't matter to you. you don't think you could use your talents of posting comments on youtube for the betterment of mankind somehow? can u fit your whole fist in your mouth? i bet you could. you seem like the type who can.
thSubliminalCriminal 2 months ago
@thSubliminalCriminal you're the big man typing out whole paragraphs bitching about top comments and attempted insults towards people you'll never meet, I'm just having a good laugh at how sad your life must be to make you end up like this. sound like you need a hobby or something is all pal. I wouldn't suggest comedy or debate however. hecklers would make you cry without your keyboard to hide behind.
mctroffle 2 months ago
@mctroffle
Speaking of paragraphs...
thSubliminalCriminal 2 months ago
@thSubliminalCriminal true, difference being mine make sense and have points. ya should try it sometime, makes things so much more interesting. take care it was fun anyway
mctroffle 2 months ago
@mctroffle
What was true? That you can fit your whole fist in your mouth or you could use your talents better? I'm not following you. I am not the lorax nor do I speak for the trees. Can I get your number and maybe I'll call you some time to check in on how you're doing?
thSubliminalCriminal 2 months ago
@thSubliminalCriminal What?! I was under the assumption that you WERE the lorax, and you don't even speak for the trees you say? Well, you just blew my whole argument clear out of the water.
mctroffle 2 months ago
@mctroffle
I look at it like this, How many times can you polish up a turd? It's always gonna be a turd.
thSubliminalCriminal 2 months ago
@thSubliminalCriminal I have heard of that saying, thanks for putting it out there. if you have any more unrelated quips please don't clog my inbox with them, just make a new comment. :D
mctroffle 2 months ago
@mctroffle don't be a fucking idiot. You know it only takes ten seconds to type out a youtube comment. So we both know you're not stupid enough to genuinely think that just because someone is shitposting on youtube doesn't mean they must have a "sad life" or that they "need a hobby". Please, if you're going to fight on the internet, don't resort to stupid bullshit like that.
Gaiacarra 2 months ago
@Gaiacarra "shitposting", aka emotional posting devoid and any and all logic is what you people are doing, and yes it means you probably need a hobby or better yet girlfriend because you're letting yourself get all worked up over someone else you'll never meet, over an argument you can't even fight without the support of your schoolyard insults and the occasional "fuck" for emphasis. you guys sound like angry midgets running around just wanting to be heard but nothing to actually say.
mctroffle 2 months ago
@mctroffle your whole argument is null and void because you are doing exactly the same thing. Are you having to give up your whole life or your hobbies in order to do so? No? Yeah, that's cause it takes less than a minute to type a youtube comment. Now watch as I hit that "Post" button and then get on with my life.
Gaiacarra 2 months ago
@Gaiacarra i see you've switched strategies, going from irate name calling to ignoring the bulk middle of my post so you can restate yours slightly differently and pretend i'm just not understanding you. i hope you're not in any sort of real life debate sessions, they'd make fun of you for doing that.
mctroffle 2 months ago
@mctroffle ...what argument do you even think we're having here? My whole point is just that your remark that "shitposting on youtube means you must have no life and no girlfriend!" was stupid. If anything, you're the one who ignored my comment by then turning it into an argument about how illogical I am.
Gaiacarra 2 months ago
@Gaiacarra dude, I heard what you said.. look I'll even concede defeat, maybe you have a girlfriend and just don't know how to argue without turning it into a pissing contest fueled by the most unoriginal insults and points possible. fine, that's so much better and I truly envy the rich life you must lead where you feel the need to repeat yourself to strangers you think for some reason give two shits about your "talking shit on youtube has meaning" arguments. whatever. move on.
mctroffle 2 months ago
@Gaiacarra next time you want to start shit how about not using hyperbole in reiterating what the other person said to try and make them look stupid? if you don't even know what that means or how you did it, I think we're done here since I don't argue with retards.
mctroffle 2 months ago
@thSubliminalCriminal How can you be like 'you first'? Do you mean to say you would have said that in the particular situation? If so writing how you are like what you wish to say doesn't really convey the message.
MrHarriecunt 2 months ago
@MrHarriecunt
did u read and understand the whole thing?? I don't think you did.
thSubliminalCriminal 2 months ago
This was a great bit. He should have incorporated it.
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FrettingCajarot 3 months ago
lol i just bought the scales myself...
hecktick133 3 months ago
I laughed soo hard!! this goes to show that, sometimes a true story can be just as funny as a traditional joke.
LGBTUVWXYandZ 3 months ago 3
ive done this before lol
oac294 3 months ago
it was awesome!!!!!
struggleislife88 3 months ago
Those scales cost a lot of fucking money too.
paintballer9110 3 months ago 81
A fucking ounce of weed for one scale? Holy shit, I want to be this guy.
ButtsexSandwich 3 months ago
@ButtsexSandwich Weed was cheap Mexican brick back then, and triple beam scales were and are more expensive than and ounce of shwag.
crasheffort 3 months ago
as an addendum to that former post: i farted in my couch pillow and it has smelled for at least 40 minutes
cbopshoowop 3 months ago 2
I stole a scale to trade for pot when i was 20 and working as a janitor...from a classroom i heard the oj verdict in...from a teacher who has since passed. RIP miss A and the juice is no longer loose. long live Louis CK
cbopshoowop 3 months ago
i get the story, but how the fuck did he just take the scales, those things are too big to just put in your pocket?
robonerd3 3 months ago
@robonerd3 You don't get the story. He was at school, Einstein. He put them in his backpack.
xSpungx 3 months ago
i don't understand how someone can be this funny
WeAreCameron 4 months ago
@WeAreCameron
That's because your a pussy, welcome to the internet
Lollemaster 4 months ago
@Lollemaster I'm sorry for whatever made you wake up this morning.
WeAreCameron 4 months ago
@WeAreCameron
Good argument, really relevant to anything, especially my comment on your bitching about the best stand-up comedian in the world, who won an Emmy and understands humor well. Good thing for both of us that you watch stand-up comedy and don't like it and waste more of your life.
Lollemaster 4 months ago
@Lollemaster actually i was remarking on how funny he was. but i guess the fact that you're an idiot is worth the irony it has created in this moment.
WeAreCameron 4 months ago
@WeAreCameron
Ah. I see it now.
Fuck.
Well, see ya
Lollemaster 4 months ago
@Lollemaster I forgive you and I still love you.
WeAreCameron 4 months ago
@WeAreCameron
Forgiveness! (Y)
Lollemaster 4 months ago
i love louiiiieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
theskinyourin21 4 months ago
I heard this joke live last week.
thegov08 4 months ago
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ButtsexSandwich 3 months ago
@ButtsexSandwich He reused this joke and updated it some. He did it in his Melbourne, Austrailia show that I was at.
thegov08 3 months ago
this is fucking hilarious
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TezTickles13 4 months ago
lol we did that all the time in HS!!!
1970WasntAllBad 4 months ago
"they're not me so who gives a shit" epic
DionKool 4 months ago
I would've totally stolen scales from my school and traded them for an ounce of weed. Shit I prob would've done it for an eighth back in HS.
incandesantlite 4 months ago
All aspiring comedians...take notes. This is great comedy. None of that simple minded, unoriginal nonsense that we see on tv today. I hope I don't sound arrogant. But very few comedians really make me laugh hard nowadays. Louis CK never dissapoints though.
KrfNYC2 4 months ago 32
this mustve been before digital scales.
and dude an ounce is alot of weed to trade for Anything.... scales areant worth near a 100 bucks
Dalton856Cedarville 5 months ago
@Dalton856Cedarville this was a while ago, where weed was cheap and shitty. and like you said, also before cheap digital scales, they were probably heavy duty expensive scales. i bet the dealer made quite a bit off of louis lol.
sheepblitzer 5 months ago
@sheepblitzer excellent point
Dalton856Cedarville 5 months ago
@Dalton856Cedarville
real triple beams are actually very expensive...some sell new for over 200 USD and it would be hard to find a set under 100 that was worth picking up
Oldbailey420 5 months ago
@Oldbailey420 imma have to steal me a couple at that price
Dalton856Cedarville 5 months ago
@Oldbailey420 Shit nigga.
ButtsexSandwich 3 months ago
This is so funny. He is so good.
whoslistening2u 5 months ago
fuck yes!!!! haha
dylanedwards843 5 months ago
I CAN WEIGH FOURTEEN THINGS AT ONCE!
lamyunholic 7 months ago 4
you can get a scale for like 50$, cmon Louis! Replace those scales!
wingbatwu 7 months ago
I wanna know how he actually stole them haha
awgdawg16 7 months ago
I COULD FUCKING WEIGH ANYTHING!!!!
kx3clock 8 months ago 29
great story
GearsDemon 9 months ago
Thanks for the post and the good audio quality. Woah, 14 ounces of pot...close to a pound of weed in a year.
jiggystardust 9 months ago
thanks for the post and the good audio quality
jiggystardust 9 months ago
I think he still has them.
KrfNYC2 9 months ago 4
The way I look at it is, they're not ME so I don't give a shit.
DownWithTheHerman 9 months ago 3
I wish we could hear the "final" version of this bit in his next special.
CoolerKing37 9 months ago
I can fucking weight anything! 14 things at a time!
EVEN DRUGS!
FunTimesHad 9 months ago 4
wicked story!
malaverde13 9 months ago
i can fuckin weigh ANYTHING!!
14 things at a time!! xD
louis is fucking halariousssssss
colourr19 9 months ago 4
I fucking LOVE SCALES!
DewFarmeetsLoco 10 months ago
Sometimes I'd just steal giant special hershey's chocolate bars and that's the only thing I would ever steal. *cough* And maybe fourteen scales.
LaoShiHuoXue 10 months ago 2
wait his show is cancelled? i saw commercials for a 2nd season.
nathan5972 10 months ago
@nathan5972 his original show, Lucky Louie. on HBO
Bluke4x4 10 months ago
@Bluke4x4 oh yea i just remembered like right after i commented thnks tho.Seriously im stoked for the new season of Louis
nathan5972 10 months ago
25 people want their scales back
... aww :( too soon?
garyabernethy2 10 months ago
I CAN WEIGH FOURTEEN THINGS AT ONCE!
lamyunholic 10 months ago
I FUCKN LOVE SCALES LMAO
laistar 11 months ago 3
I fuckin' sold 'em to drug dealers!
pdaniels9000 11 months ago 2
I FUCKING LOVE SCALES!
lolomg69aids 11 months ago
scale are so cheap now
shewit08 1 year ago
I think every high school has a pothead to steal scales, hell I still have mine it's dope. Industrial scale for free mo fuckers.
IMgoingtoupthepunx 1 year ago
was telling a friend about how some highschool drop out I knew used to steal scales from the science lab to weigh his weed, he sent me this. so perfect.
CS5n531 1 year ago 2
I love scales...I can fuckin weigh anything!!
e7573t 1 year ago 4
I can weigh 14 things at a time!
svenskcanadian 1 year ago
I can way 14 things at a time!
svenskcanadian 1 year ago
Lol. Great story. Who hasn't had one of those moments?
LAPunk1986 1 year ago
the idea of a "joke" is gone. this way of telling jokes has much more depth. Everything is funny in his stories. heavy laughing all the way through.
eviltube1111 1 year ago
@eviltube1111 died with hedberg?
supern00b 1 year ago
This is one of the funniest things I've ever heard, and is some of his best work.
mikeroephonics 1 year ago
Fucking AWESOME!!!
miamicanes04 1 year ago
I had never heard this before today. Fucking win. I'm seeing him in Boston on the 26th.
butt17sex 1 year ago
an ounce for some scales?!?!? if only if only
H3LLB4NE 1 year ago
21 are faggots...
Shogun266 1 year ago
Very, very funny. But, as a teacher, it makes me wanna cry ;-)
bersa888 1 year ago
Ay nigga imma let you finish but that pot is the best pot of all time
AnimeRelated420 1 year ago
I can fucking weigh ANYTHING!
Swoost 1 year ago
I love this bit, very funny, never heard it before :)
P00P0STER0US 1 year ago
Please load more, This guy is the funniest on the planet.
MrTommYYZ 1 year ago
Where are the 21 shitheads that dislike this?
fullretard9000 1 year ago
Feel proud louis. U just made a black/spanish guy laugh his azz off
AntonioJose1135 1 year ago
"Good for you, I'm proud of you and screw Mr. Frackman." Hilarious, It's almost hard to believe this really happened.
ManAboutTown1000 1 year ago
A good comedian can tell a joke, a great comedian can tell a hilarious story, and just talk and be funny. I love this bit.
YahIDontKnow 1 year ago
AHHH FUCKIN SCALES. I LOVE SCALES! I CAN WEIGH FOURTEEN THINGS AT THE SAME TIME!
weirdgirl420 1 year ago
I love how he always says "they are not me so I don't give a shit."
petestrat07 1 year ago
haha i swears hes the only comic that makes me laugh at every joke
MatterMadeMusic 1 year ago
Holy shit this is easily the funniest thing I have ever heard!
cokehead1969 1 year ago
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I can't believe that he used the it's not me so I don't give a shit line... he uses that alot...
QuinnTheRandomFox 1 year ago
hes was trying out new material, he jsut brought some line that he knew would get laugh just in case.
peknoman 1 year ago
best clip
TonyOnlyandFriends 1 year ago 6
Hilarious stuff.
meecrofilm5 2 years ago 5
i wonder what he meant by what he said at the end "im trying new shit"
i didnt really notice a style change in the comedy or the way he delivered the jokes. maybe it was his decision to tell a story that had alot to its one subject, such as the scales.
most of the time his jokes go everywhere, but i love him
TheMcReviewer 2 years ago
He says 'sorry about the dead spots' which there were more of in the rest of the recording. Or he could have been referring to the lack of laughter in weak places like the part about buying Hershey's bars.
tyler0896 2 years ago 10
@tyler0896 Hey buddy do you still have teh full recording?
soulmman 1 year ago
"im trying new shit" means hes never tried using that story as a bit before, and wanted to see if its worth including it into his routine
KobeJames9876 2 years ago 7
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but wouldn't he have to say that for everything he did? i think it was that he was really thorough about the story...i mean he did a 6 minute bit on stealing scales! maybe he trimmed the fat on it and used it again later
TheMcReviewer 2 years ago
@TheMcReviewer Comediens This was probably new material that he had not perfected yet. Big name comedians often go to smaller clubs to test material to see when and if their jokes get laughs. You don't want to try brand new, untested material during an HBO special.
diazigy 1 year ago
@TheMcReviewer
He's working out new material. When you do comedy on stage, you know generally what makes an audience laughs and what doesn't. The issue comes with subject matter, because what you think is funny is different than what the world thinks is funny. Plus there's a matter in length of premise, punchline, and ending to the story. The closer to that story is just a line he had from another comedy special and probably felt that it wasn't finished. That's what I took from it.
whatupjiggles 1 year ago
@TheMcReviewer
Comedians typically come up with new jokes then make it funnier over time by testing variations on a bunch of audiences. The dead spots are extended times between laughter. Comedians usually try to avoid these extended times.
mesmeriffic 1 year ago
@TheMcReviewer He's testing material, you fucking retard
cokejoke 1 year ago 128
@cokejoke lol I like your answer better
tyler0896 1 year ago 39
@TheMcReviewer what a faggot cunt nigger deer
golfmanjh 1 year ago 3
@cokejoke Harsh, but necessary.
HailCostanza 4 months ago
@cokejoke you should see what this bit has evolved into now, he performed it a couple weeks ago when I went to see him. Its a beautiful joke, hope he puts it on his new DVD
magicmanyea 3 months ago
@TheMcReviewer clearly it means he's experimenting with PCP!
wetdirtmud 1 year ago
@TheMcReviewer Are you retarded or something
Braydawg69 1 year ago
@TheMcReviewer
? hes saying that because he hasnt used this bit in a set much or at all...wtf
deewhyelayin 1 year ago
@TheMcReviewer This comment is the most useless piece of information I have ever read.
pdaniels9000 11 months ago
@TheMcReviewer
are u retarded? by trying new shit, hes trying new shit...new material, it really cant get much more simple. dipshit
deewhyelayin 9 months ago
Sorry, I'm no native speaker. What is meant with "scales" in this case?
Thanks!
EinerVonDenen 2 years ago
lol to weigh weed
daviddennisJR 2 years ago
Scales are to measure the weight of something, to see how heavy it is.
ishmaeldaro 2 years ago
Thanks!
EinerVonDenen 2 years ago
seriously? it's the same guy ffs lol
Casmido 2 years ago
This dude sounds like another comedian that has a routine about sucking a package of dicks. You all should see if you can find it on here somewhere. He is much funnier than this dude that's for sure.
bunions4444 2 years ago
It's the same guy-Louis CK
FunWithFlipCam 2 years ago
its the same person
stevendurr 2 years ago
its the same guy
schflob 2 years ago
Where did he keep to ounce of weed the whole time? That'd be pretty hard to hide and it would eventually get old, shitty and moldy. I DEMAND ANSWERS!
joecale21 2 years ago
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He smoked it fag, who cares where his weed from high school is, youre not going to smoke it, choke on something
dogabortion 2 years ago
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@dogabortion no shit he smoked it dumbass, my question was where did he keep it that whole time without his parents finding it
joecale21 2 years ago
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Probably kept it in his ass, because i know his parents very well and they are a little grossedf out by assholes. Yeah he definitely kept it in his ass. His parents would have checked everywhere for his weed, they new he was up tp no good. stupid them for not checking his fuckin butthole you gay faget
dogabortion 2 years ago
@dogabortion lol are you retarded or something? XD
trafficjam10 2 years ago 4
After the Nick Dipaolo debacle with the extra on his new show he's filming, he called into O&A about it and mentioned people uploading his work-in-progress stuff (ie bootlegs) on youtube. And said how it makes it difficult to sharpen his material for recordings. I felt kind of shitty like I was part of the problem.
But, he never asked me to take either of them down, so, WEEEEE!
tyler0896 2 years ago 3
@tyler0896 In Louis Ck-ian theory, he's not me, so fuck him.
Nuther10cents 1 year ago
@tyler0896 For an unpolished bit, it's damn funny, one of the best ones I've heard.
Chnamanjx 1 year ago
such a great story
PoilishedMahogony 2 years ago 4