Poop in my Pants.

[MsChroniclesMusic]

mission impossible: ur lines not long enough! NO SHIT!

[jeppoboy3000]

"Fuckin with my weed is like fuckin with my emotions" - Friday

[melanieemocupcake]

Life is like a box of chocolates you never know what your gonna get -forest gump

[YOUNGGUNNER360]

GAME OVER MAN GAME OVER!!!!!

[AnthonyDavidRoun]

"madness? THIS IS SPARTA!!!"

[sweetdreeem]

AH scariest story i ever herd lol..

[FarmerMichae1]

geez, dad is all over the news. why cant he act like normal people.

[TheCodemanc4]

'' it funny because he fat''

[hrvoe123]

@TheCodemanc4 mr.chow

[WhoIsGonnaSaveYou]

"You Know Who Does That? Crazy People" -- Supernatural

"Dude, Where's The Pie?" -- Supernatural

"Of course, the most troubling question is why do these people assume we're gay?" -- Supernatural

[bigdog19981]

HOW DARE YOU SHES A NICE LADY!!

[electricrailwaygod]

Nappy (diaper) as PILLOW!? Willkommen in Amerika! Only in Amerika! Wow! I have IBS, so I have inadvertently shit my pants before, BUT I WOULD NEVER USE AS GOAD DAMN PILLOW! My God!

"Open the pod bay doors, Hal".

"I' sorry Dave, I can't do that".

"What seems to be the problem Hal?"

"Dave as you took precautions from hearing you, I could see your lips move".

"Hal, okay, I shall go through the emergency air lock".

(2001: A Space Odyssey) Stanley Kubrick.

[RoseRayne28]

His eyes.... they're pretty :)

[Rougemoviesandgames]

letts go in rambo bitches!!!!!

[KellsieChats]

quote: can u see my pussy?

[McBummly]

"i will b back" .. "remeber how i said i would kill u last?.. i lied.." "fuck you asshole" "its not a TUMA!" .. "fuck u asshole... fuck YOU asshole" "fuck you lucky charms" yeah i can go on xD

[abcdefghijklmn3760]

his diaper problably keep his ass warm :)

[shonvoelker]

my short dick

[andy56duky]

@shonvoelker my long dick

[omar7573]

I've had better

[XxHaKuNaXmAtAtAxX]

almost any line from the movie WHITE CHICKS .. lol that movie is fucking great =-) "has anybody ever told you that you look just like denzel washington?" LOL and best part from THE HANGOVER .. stew's gf: "I just wish your friends were as mature as you." stew: "They are mature, actually. You just have to get to know them better." *his friends pull up outside his house* phil: (YELLING) "Paging Dr. Faggot. Dr. Faggot!" stew: "i should go." stew's gf: "That's a good idea, Dr. Faggot."

[Tylerobee]

oh no

[pikachu13421]

"we'll end this how we began, TOGHETER!"-harry potter deathly hallows

[badcallb79]

groovy

[emmy3848]

Time to play

[SenseOfFailure]

This job wouldn't be so bad if it weren't for the fucking customers.

-Randall (Clerks)

[CutiePieLoL5]

Heres Johnny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[codyclinton619]

Say hello to my little friend

[DisposibalAntichrist]

Okay so sweeney todd finishes this big musical # and then mrs. Lovett says "thats all very well but what are we gona do about him" and then she looks at a trunk where theyre hiding a dead body

[SKITSO4]

DUDE YOU ARE THE BEST PERSON IVE EVER SEEN ON YOUTUBE BESIDS ME!!

[destroymyEpets]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[roxae2929]

"A pile of shit has a thousand eyes" Quote from Stand by me!!!!:D

[WEEGEEWILLGETU]

Got it memorized?-axel from kingdomhearts

I really dont watch movies but this is my fav quote

[splatterman23]

Ahhhhh! Calm down buddy! Wats wrong? I spilled hot cocoa on my crotch .... - Scott Pilgrim vs. The World.

[megvagyimmartizenyol]

"They killed Kenny.... YOU BASTARDS!" - South Park

[electricexe21]

"Luke...I am you're father!" -Vader

[MGamerkid]

Doc!!! I have to tell u about the Future On the night u come BACK... -Marty "Back to the future"

[GingerNoSoul98]

I thumbsed up for lumberjacks lol

[yuniko1998]

THE SKY IZ FALLING!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ryry81898]

"Where are ya, ya spongy yellow delicious bastards?!" -Talahasee, Zombieland

[ak475008396]

"I got a bid its name is Ronnie"

"Tell Ronnie you got knocked the fuck out!|

The longest yard

watch?v=6jYFib_nyOo&feature=re­lated

[JayBlaze69420]

Shoot him! Cut out his tounge!

Shoot him and cut out his tounge! ...And trim that scragley beard...

-Pirates of the Carribean

[koldciller991]

whats your favorite movie quote - fluffee talks

[juggalettekaykay]

Consider me fuckin' Willy fuckin' Wonka! This is my fucking chocolate factory! You got it? My factory!

[lekovic199]

Look at this. [holds up a silver pocket watch] It's worthless. Ten dollars from a vendor in the street. But I take it, I bury it in the sand for a thousand years, it becomes priceless! Like the Ark. Men will kill for it; men like you and me.

- raiders of the lost ark

[YoYo2All]

Fluffee has very nice teeth!

[lilgemmaleav2]

HEY, WHATS DOWN?

[acdcfan1950]

it puts the lotion on the skin or else it gets the hose again

[itssydniehun]

This is SPARTA!!!!

[XEmoXstarzX]

on my mark UNLEASH HELL!#!

[MoralR77]

MI SCITS FROM BTTF

[MoralR77]

MI SCITS

[tangjord]

ohh yeeeahhhh ohh. thats my fav porno quote porn is a movie right

[Brenna2468]

Your a Towel! Yes, I know that's from South Park. Now, back to my question, Do you wanna get high?

[OnestarWazHere]

"If you see my dad on the highway to hell, kick his ass for me." ~Percy Jackson and the Olympians: The Lightning Thief

"Roasty toasty princess, roasty toasty princess!" ~The Lion King 2: Simba's Pride

(I watch some pretty badass movies, don't I?)

[Amanda5797luvsCT]

(written on note pad) "Welcome to Hell" "Thanks Dwane, that means a lot coming from you" Little Miss Sunshine

[Lythiriaheart]

"The problem with time, I've learned, whether it's those first two weeks I got to spend with you, or the final two months I got to spend with him, eventually time always runs out. I have no idea where you are out there in the world, John. But I understand that I lost the right to know these things long ago. No matter how many years go by, I know one thing to be as true as ever was - I'll see you soon then."----Dear John ):

[Amanda5797luvsCT]

"I'm an A.S.S, an Agent of Secret Stuff"

[TheTurkeySandwhich]

"How about a can of SHUT THE FUCK UP!" I... can't remember... lol soz

[Brenna2468]

@TheTurkeySandwhich "how about a cup of shut the hell up!"~Happy Gilmore

[NoOdL3z18]

"SAY WHAT AGAIN, SAY WHAT A-GAIN, I DARE YOU, I DOUBLE DARE YOU MOTHERFUCKER SAY WHAT ONE MORE GOD DAMN TIME." - Pulp Fiction.

[ambskater97]

"Please sit on my FAAAAACE!!!!" - Grandma's Boy

[cjsworld9000]

Nee!

[HaikuMaster123456789]

@cjsworld9000 yeah Bad Boys 2 kicks ass

[ShimdisBack]

You know El nino ? Well your about to know El negro ! - Next Friday

[BlueEyedGirl167]

This is a time of duels dragons and other cool shit

Not exact but ya know

[cryptospuridium666]

perriwinkle blue

[marrr1mbanator]

that nanny is sooo fucked up

[Chylovesdinosaurs69]

I'm drunk. What's up, bitches? ~ Easy A



[Alexaheartsmusic]

'' I don't hate you because you're fat, you're fat because I hate you.'' - Mean Girls :b

[Minipr0ductions]

so funny  i am with you thats so stupid

[shar22lie]

Get to the Choppa!!

[xxXxxK4YC33xxXxx]

-True Blood-

[xxXxxK4YC33xxXxx]

" I'm a farie? How fucking lame"

[trever52398]

SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND-SCARFACE

[MrCole56]

"OH FUCK"

[vigagalover]

"Bitch I'm Black"

"Suck on these little nuts Bitch"

[hahamachine1]

Your in my world now b@#%h.... Yeah, I said it.

[7madisoncopas7]

his diaper ;) love u!

[thestefanabingdonlov]

"You spilled the salt!!!!" ".....So?" "through some over your right shoulder!!!!" *Throughs the whole thing* - Dumb and Dumber

[TheGBSama]

Hi,I'm Chucky wanna play? My fav quote-3

[planetofthedudes1523]

BREAK YOURSELF FOOL! - Mclovin

[tinkerbell8609]

"100% WASTEMAN!"

[PirateDuckyy]

"Milk was a bad choice"

-Ron Burgundy

[PhantasyStardumb]

lmao NANNY CERTIFICATE, i dont know how it works >_>

[victoriaisntsosecret]

I don't mean to be a six year old here, but when you said "Took a poo" I just laughed.

[rubyrocks808]

"Why was there BACON IN THE SOAP?"

"I made it myself!" -Invader ZIM

[BOSSking227]

i've had with these muthafuckin snakes on this muthafuckin plane

[emile1011]

Broody-"WERE GONNA NEED A BIGGER BOAT!"

Jaws-"RAHHHHHHH IM'A EAT U!"------jaws

[OperaGhostess]

"What a lovely room of death." - Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls.

[TalkToTheFly]

titanic 2 "Looks Like History is repeating itself

lol it is the wost movie ever

[ilovelennyd]

"What's your wig made of Janice? Your Mom's chest hair!!!" "SHE DOESN'T EVEN GO HERE!" - Mean Girls :P

[MatervsKabuto27410]

You are a toy from TOY STORY

[zangetsu7890]

"my grandma drank all my pot" "dude thats awesome....... what its not everyday u get to say something like that" (grandmas boy)

[GDCL1234]

U just got knocked the fuck out-friday

[Imakeitcool15]

"Hey there sarg, snack on a slim jim" LOL I can're remember what the movie was called tho, but 3 guys were forced into the millitery.

[xXxFalconPunchxXx]

@Imakeitcool15 Delta Farce!!!!!

[alipazagaful]

"Hey, i like your leotard."

"oh. thanks."

"does it come in men sizes?"

"do you mind singing after you kill me?"

[unknownsinner1]

well leave the guy alone HE LOVES DA CHILDREN

[lovelysagebo13]

the dhoc "dirty hores of cottonwood" where hore isn't spelled with a w

[HaikuMaster123456789]

"Why dont you exercise your right to shut the fuck up"- Bad Boys 2

[cjsworld9000]

@HaikuMaster123456789 Is that a good movie

[halomanM16]

"what you talkin bout Willis"

i was what willis was talkin bout

[MASTERSLY5]

"Heroes get remembered, but legends never die." - The Sandlot

[cryptospuridium666]

with every action is a reaction, and a pikey reaction is quite a fucking thing- snatch

[CassieVioletTV2]

"Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, but today is a gift, that is why they call it the present." -Master Uogway; kung Fu panda

[TigressWhite]

'I can't believe it, I'm losing to a rug.' ~ Genie, from Aladdin. xD

[sharinganZuko]

Oh Hai Mark-The Room

[51thirdboy]

"Chi Chi... get the yayo!"

[tliz43]

shove it .. shove it anywhere you like~ pineapple express

ah its smells like gods vagina ~ pineapple express

[cthulhuforpres117]

"Edith, I told you, I can't build you a candy house! It will fall down! The sun will

melt the candy! It won't work!"- Dewey Cox

"It will if it never rains!"- Edith Cox's response to Dewey

[Anonymousniper12]

"im glad a brought the couch" star wars familyguy

[marioskywalker64]

"This town is like one grate, BIIIIG pussy, getting ready to get FUCKED."- Scarface That qoute always lifts my spirets.

[H1N1Conspiracynews]

"Doesn't matter. The fact is, all lies, all evil deeds, they stink! You can cover them up for awhile, but they don't go away."-Dalton Russell Inside Man.

[basketballgod47]

im a bust a cap in your ass

[AdventChilrenLeader3]

"Lambs Without A Shepard, Shepards without a flock it's your sins which hold you here." -Silent Hill

[LaurenBreeu]

Im going to please her with my haammer - walk away and comes back-

The hammer is my penis...

Doctor Horrible

[EXPLOSIVETURD266]

i've come to kick ass and chew bubblegum....but im all outta gum

[AliceIsDeathProof]

"dude. . . . you fugly"

-supernatural technically a tv show but still fuckin' awesome.

[smokee1892]

fluffee is awesome :D

[supersaiyan9574]

i got ****ed by a man with boobs!!-the hangover pt.2

[juggalostoner3000]

FUCK THE WORLD:Violent J's last line in Deathracers

[speedymkflash]

this is Sparta

[bw1819]

you just got killed by a daewoo lanos mutha fucka. pineapple express



[rab011999]

Doesnt he own a shirt? -Eclipce

[MoonsongTheFirst]

Lets have a sword fight........With our boners! - I Love you Beth Cooper

[pink88990]

life is like a box of choclates

[MultiNinjaCupcake]

TOUQUE/ BEANIE AND LUMBERJACK SHIRT WEARING CANADIAN IS ASSTASTIC!....

[69Ford429]

Alan: “My uncle Roger said he once saw an albino polar bear.”

Stu: “Polar bears are white. How would he know it’s an albino?”

Alan: “This one was black.”

Stu: “Isn’t that just a black bear?”

Alan: “Whatevs.”

-The Hangover Pt.2

[supersaiyan9574]

@69Ford429 i didn't get that because i didn't know what an albino was

[rshweky9]

MOM WERES THE FUCKIN MEAT LOAF! YA YA WE WANT IT NOW! i never no watt she's doing........... back there. - WEDDING CRASHERS

[1991rams]

you fist full of assholes! -nick and nora's infinite play list

[barransz]

WOW FLUFFE'S EYES ARE CARAMEL.

I GOT A NEW FETISH!

[msjambajuice1]

SNATCH AND RUN Y'ALL -scary movie shorty

[wowmomma100]

"doc none of us can remember anything from last night... remember?"

-alan (the hangover)

[NerdyEmoGirl1]

"we should combine twitter with VIAGRA, fuckin twitagra!!! :D"

~Lou from Hot Tub Time Machine :3

[crawfishzeb]

POW!!!! Right in the kisser!!!

[rosepeadle]

well it a song

"everybody dies but not everybody lives" -brake moment 4 life

[Mercalio]

"I must break you." - Dolph Lundren, Rocky IV

[11benano11]

dont have a favorite quote from a movie but i do have one from a song :]

"YEAH I DRINK JUICE WHEN IM KILLING CAUSE ITS FUCKING DELICIOUS!"

- Gerard Way

[katara244]

BEWARE : DO NOT DRINK ANY KINS OF LIQUID OR EAT ANY KIND OF FOOD WHILE WATCHING THIS VIDEO , I CHOKED AND SPIT EVERTHING OVER MY COMPUTER ... IT BROKE... O_o

[bradbobpants]

I'll be back

[Iplaymonopoly]

''Luke.I am your father''-yeah i went there lol.

[14lanicup]

Are telling me that my mother has got the hots for me. Presicley. Whoa this is heavy. There's that word again heavy why are thongs so heavy in the future is there a problem with the earths gravitational pull?

[mattfarti]

Child offender nanny!

[catark322]

"I wanna get chocolate wasted!"

[chubyguy2]

"AAARRRGGHHHHHHHHH" The Professional (Léon)

[superscoobydoolover]

"Im From A Town Called Whoop a_$ , Well Im Fromm A Place Called The Wish-A-Niqqa-Woods" -Lottery Ticket

[Laughingmonkeyvideos]

"What the fuck have you done lately?"- Wanted

[KiwiMelon7]

"We hungry!"

-Fast and Furious series

[12312Coco]

you can do it man, encouragement

[45682s]

"Get to the CHOPPA!!!!!!"

[MrBannedForever]

"excuse me while i whip this out"-Blazing Sadles

[iloffyooh13]

you are gorgeous.

[mickeymacz03]

"its not illegal...just frowned upod! like...masturbating on at airplane!"

[MunchiCookieton]

Say hello to mah little friend!!!

[666toaster]

i am part of the one who dislike

[1008851]

t-t-t-todayy junior !

[LiveLaughLove697]

"Not at the table carlos"

-The Hangover

[awesomeus747]

"Stay gold, Ponyboy. Stay gold..."

"If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball."

[ledzeppelin725]

@awesomeus747 Cool I just watched the outsiders.

[Imakeitcool15]

@awesomeus747 We had to read the book at school, I don't rememebr that in it -_-

[Jakesabeast1]

I love you man(movie) I wear condoms when I masturbate it helps with the mess

[serenalovesdarien]

For some time passes slowly, an hour can seem an eternity. For others there's never enough. For the Tucks, it didn't exist

[TheCubsfan8]

"I think it's a Hot Tub Time Machine (looks at camera and nods)"

[codius11]

yes lololol amaing he didnt get pink eye