Day of the Subgenius

[Cassiebug103]

"im a traveling humping junkie"

[wealthychef]

This video is the Unimportant Unalterable Truth! I PRAISE NOTHING. I accept Bob's rejection and believe in his lack of evidence.

[LordShivasServant]

A+

No.1

Passes Quality Test

Seriously FUCKED UP :D

[DuffBeerDragon]

All pinks yet to see the pink beam of VALIS, please alight someplace near the spaceships that will be arriving to take you away.....

[haggishamish]

Praise Bob,and sack the unbeliever.

[LostPlaneta]

Are there any other conspiracy and alien god religions out there?Church of Sub Genius doesn't take any of the stuff seriously.I know of Raelism, but its leader lies.

[50srefugee]

All those singing the praises of Bob distract from the subgenius of the One True "Bob".

That said, this video inspired me to create a new playlist to contain it.

[tauruslw33]

I was just short of Bailey Hill Road in Sherman NY when I was pulled over by "Bob" Dobbs. He let me go after I bribed him with $15.00. I hate you "Bob". Praise "Bob".

[PostProto]

After I found Bob, it was as if before I didn't know/feel that Bob was not who I think he now is.

But then I asks myself this question: "The end, when all is death, everything black, long rotten and fallen apart into the finest dust, doesn't that imply there still is Bob?"

And Bob responded: "Don't worry father, your son will help you".

And it was all square root -1.

[quidnick]

i made the church of 'the church of subgenius is shit church oh yes I already said church.' do you think the name is too long? i like turtles.

[Codini273]

Codini didn't make this

[JHVH1]

Eat me

[jongotremendous]

The pink boys will fry

[figocooldude]

This is like a bad acid trip.

[LeGurkin]

I can feel the slack, slacking me.

[NeptunesMercury]

Thanks Bob!

[joshgigantino]

Bob guarantees your SALVATION or your MONEY BACK.

[iacthulu]

salvation or TRIPLE your money back

[giantmothlbr]

TRIPLE your money back...let's see the pinks offer something like that, eh?

[reverendjeremiah]

Rule of thumb..if it says subgenius..its going to be creative and mindblowing 99% of the time on the net..you cant go wrong with slack..I want more slack, and if Bob doesnt give it to me than I will kill him. Praise Bob!

[TheThirdHerd]

Easily one of the most creative videos on You-tube.

[TheHotelKivalere]

Quit erasing our important messages Bob! Bring us slack or GTFO!

[laserofjustice]

The slack- it's flowing up and down my spine..

[Fiorinasulaco]

Just a very well made "look in the mirror and say to yourself that your great video" delightfully over the top, and really makes me feel like I am infact the last remaining homo-correctus and goddam man of the future. All of the rest of you are fucking useless HAHAHAHAHAHA. So thats ´what I reckon its all about. Lovely stuff. Artistic, interesting, sci fi sillyness. Perfect.

[92integra209]

it was a crazy video with a lot of choped images, it waas blended well together with the music and whatever lyrics it had...but really u guys who say u follow this are really funny to me!

[92integra209]

ok i seen this shit when i was really high on ecstacy and yeah it help me play with my mind, i watched a video from the 90's....but what is this all about if you guys really trully know?

[missydeluxe]

Many thanks for the slack and All hail Bob !

[gemsequinox]

You certainly know how to put ur sMile on my Face-book.

[FarieChild4137]

All hail Bob!

[TheLastMolecule]

Quit erasing my impotant messages bob!

[CheeslyHumdoglets]

I like my slack, tight! and hard, and smothered in slack gravy, fed through a straw, down a glory hole, in a third world country. Not to far away from my hotel.

[MarkBunker1]

This isn't 1998.

Another Xday. Another year of wage slavery

[FreezeHonky]

Quit erasing my comments Bob!

[ooooOOOO0000OOOOoooo]

Slack

[ooooOOOO0000OOOOoooo]

Bob=Slack

[SpeargunTheCrackers]

Thanks for the slack, and the spearguns.

[BizbakYardpickleSays]

Give me slack or liver flavored snacks, I like those things that spin too. Bob invented caserole.

[AllTheThingsImNot]

This Bob fella, will he bring me slack?

[GokFrozenStoneAgeMan]

Gok like Bob. Bob bring Gok slack, Gok like slack, slack good.

[GolbeeGovalchukJr]

Bob sleeps with porn stars.

[jawsthecabbie]

Slack...SLACK.....NEED MORE SLAAAACK!!! HEAR ME BOB!!!! WAAAUUUGH!!!!

[SporadicMovementz]

"A good bowel movement is always better than bad sex."

- Sister Magdalena Hagdalena

Hoopa-Talka Walka-Talka Hogan

Logan Pogan

[ToothlessMethCrone]

I would bang Bob for an 8-ball and a microwave oven.

[r06u3AP]

I may be "pink" until Bob sees my "green", but what you don't know is that Bob is Pink until he SUCKS MY COCK.

You think this is bullshit? Think again, fucktard!

[garrockas]

Muahaha! YES! Call out the bobbies! CULL THE HERD!

[TouchingALumberjack]

Thanks for the slack and the lumber.

[AccessHub621]

Well at least everyone got cash at the end.

[Washu73]

I will have a ham and cheese toasted sandwich with my slack please.

[AstronautVsVolcano]

Thanks for the veggie burrito, and the slack.

[cookymonsterr]

when was this made?

[Squistro]

Slack has left the building

[CarpalTunnelJellyOff]

Pull up your slack

[Fiorinasulaco]

i've tried to understand for a couple o centurires now.

The art is to understand right away!

Inother words...praise...booooob =D

[dadaist4christ]

when will everybody understand?????

[inachu]

very artsy

[yetidetective]

"Bob" is not safe for work

[wackomoose]

Thank U fer xposting zo der net caern route round damage

[sausage4mash]

Hail Bob , the work of a true slacker

[folgsam]

¡ǝɯ 11ıʞ puɐ pooɟ ǝɯ ǝʌıb puɐ ʞɔɐ1s ǝɯ ǝʌıb

[howdyhowdy5]

Of course, this is just one interpretation of His teachings. There are many others, and you should explore on your own.

[TruSlack]

That is true. Bob is all things to All people, just not All at the same time. It is crucial to remember that to truly understand, one must (in their own way) 'Kill' Bob.

[lushlars]

absolutely. you deserve your name, truslack.

[TKTrav]

that was scary

[TheBigDumbCrowd]

I wear the the god damn uniform.

[hellbys]

HAIL!!BOB!!!

[hellbys]

Thanks for the SLACK!! HAIL BOB!!!

[frege666]

What did the recently-trepanned guy say to the bible salesperson:

I need that like I need another hole in my head.

Praise "Bob"!?! Hail Eris!?!

Fail Jebus!

[LordFancourt]

High Art indeed. And way cool.

[EdPBrowne]

That reminded me of Throbbing Gristle.

[johnbstroud]

This video is amusing and disturbing. I'm always impressed with the little things I find in your videos. This just reminds me of an play Station 2 game War of the Monsters. Way cool-aid & beware the ice cream!

[Jonoku]

you're supposed to watch it high.

[WyteBudz]

or dosin its really coool

[johnbstroud]

This video is amusing and disturbing. I'm always impressed with the little things I find in your videos. This just reminds me of an play Station 2 game War of the Monsters. Way cool-aid & beware the ice cream!

[LatitudeVsLongitude]

I have found Slack.

[schizophrenic123]

Ultimate slack achieved 2 years ago, as predicted.

[billybobcohen]

Oooga booga!

[sean77741111]

I finally found the true faith!

[pscghrt]

I would join this church if I weren't already a part of Bokononism.

[helbard]

rad

[eagret]

The worry intimates "Bob". Behind the insight punts the eleven transformation. Under slack burns the described crystal. "Bob" indexes the exhaust above an isolating sin. Slack chases the consequence into the unsuccessful dip. "Bob" pastes the symmetric chat near the house.

[BMUSTDIE]

The sad fact is there is more truth here than and in the evening news. How does one discern information from disinformation hype or b.s. All we have is eerie sensation that something is wrong the pieces don't fit into the puzzle and that this might signify our doom. Sleep tight big brother(Bob) is watching and loves(hates) you.

[ReverendJRBobDobbs]

No such thing as disinformation. ANYTHING that ANY subgenius says at ANY time is sacred dogma AUTOmatically.

[daveyork0]

Bob! Slack!! Ron Paul!!!

[heymoe64]

if loving slack is wrong.....i don't want to be right.

[Chakrila]

too much is always better than not enough... and there definitely is not enough subgenius material in existance!

[Chakrila]

beautiful video

[Ratteristruth]

Give me slack or give me death or kill me.

[TruSlack]

The 21st century Subgenius would take all three.....

[wcsxwcsx]

Oh, skip it all. Just kill me.

[revangrylarry]

One of the greatest films made!

[Strangeguitar]

I will have slack!

[112358132133]

BOB IS THE ONLY CHOISE!!!! vaya con dios!!!

[suzbailey23]

I am the unshaven thorn tree of the atlantis zoo; they'll never clean my cage! WHOOOOO WHOOOOO!!!!!!

[burteriksson]

"bob" goes the weasel! ♀

[MizzOzzy]

More praises-...!!!

[thesigh]

if bobs the man than youre the man

[oceansenator]

Fuck me if I can't take a joke!

[greenmanpotter]

Bob's the Man!

[nhilst600]

Awesome video!

[simontam777]

FROP!

[custerslastarrow]

slack is serious.non slackers repent,let bob squeeze the pink out of you. And those of you who know slack, keep some extra money in your shoe.

[antogrimes85]

And BOB saves the day :) I was lucky enough to obtain a copy of the book of the subgenius from Rev Stang on the web last year and since then been Irelands only true follower of Dobbs...

[skuzzbunny]

i think i just "creamed" my "third eye"!

[heyoron]

which Ho?

what Norz?

13013 is prazed.

No worries...MATE?

Try Bragasaurus.

Ya'll want some scorpion tea?

[nofukenway]

praise BOB!

[nitegaunt]

That's incredible!

[27Gaz]

praise the opposite of the NWO

[thecosmicgiggle]

Praise Bob.

[fanton2005]

i'm surprised nobody said anything about the music. the ending song is actually a religious song that's identified with with judaism. nagyla hava i think..not sure

[AlbertMondback]

Awesome.

[jack00008]

I KILLED MEGAMAN

[calcio0fan]

british accents are funny. truth = "truf"

[kurt84fstom2]

Amazing!

[pri32us]

this is fucking amazing.

[kurt84fstom2]

"I am a fission reactor, I fart plutonium.." Brilliant! Utterly Brilliant! Praise "Bob" an see U all at Burning Man 2007.

[Bridgerboy]

I...don't...understand....

[fanton2005]

that's the point. it's subgenius.

[mcgrewrich]

The Brag of the SubGenius in the background is awesome... my favorite part is "I TAKE DRUGS!"

[slorpur]

radiation sickness

[motrelsnops]

Bob spelled backwards is boB; and yet his residue washes over me still.

[mcgrewrich]

Maxcaviar, why is it that it is OK to make fun of Muslims or Hindus or even Christians, but for some reason, Jews are off limits? Even if this is anti-semitic, which it isn't, there is no reason one religion should be above criticism if none of the others are. If you are anti-subgenii, isn't that just as bad as anti-semitic? You ought to respect the ancient Yeti traditions handed down to us by J.R. "Bob" Dobbs just as much as the ancient Jewish traditions handed down to them by Moses.

[XsapphickizzezX]

maxcaviar Rastafari have the best philosophy on isms and schisms. Jehova's witnesses have the best methods on interupting your bearkfast. The Church of the Subgenius have cornered the market on outing people who dont "get it" by getting them to say they "get it".

[dom4ster]

old.like the imagination/creative side though(:

[michaelfingard]

The symbol for money, $, is the ancient

symbol for "the scourge" or whip.

Tickets are PINK slips of the Criminal justice system.

You pay the fines with [you guessed it] GREENbacks or dollars.

The bottom line I think is, if its fine with you its fine with them. Why is it called the Criminal justice system anyways? Does that mean criminals get all the justice? :|

[burteriksson]

▀▄¯_░▒▓│|Iいı1 Praise "Bøb".

[maxcaviar]

don't get me wrong, i'm a fan of all the creepy-trippy graphics and the freaky soundtrack (old "hour of slack" listener here ) but it sure seems like some pretty transparent antisemitism when they start singing "Hava Nagila" as soon as the money starts falling from the spaceship (recognizing the fact that money can only represent evil in modern "art"). pathetic.

[handbanana999]

Are you a fucking moron?

[handbanana999]

""Hava Nagila" as soon as the money starts falling from the spaceship (recognizing the fact that money can only represent evil in modern "art"). pathetic."

Wow, you are such a fucking moron that you want us to believe that there is anti antisemitism in this video because bob dobbs is raining money down on people while hava nagila is playing? Fuck you if you can't take a joke!

[gbstvpromo]

Oh, that's right, I forgot that that evil can be the ONLY meaning of money in art clips. If you look at Subgenius dogma, you will realize that this clip is vision of the ultimate end time. Remember, "BoB" promissed eternal salvation or tripple your money back. Well, it looks like he is keeping his word here. The Subgenius folks were SOLD OUT by Dobbs, but heck, even a liar keeps "HiS" word SOMETIMES.

[handbanana999]

FROP!

[custerslastarrow]

slack

[oceansenator]

Hand bananna yay!

[XsapphickizzezX]

Again. Fuck you if you cant take a joke.

[oceansenator]

If the world followed that rule, I would get a lot more action.

[custerslastarrow]

all slackless patterns from the past,or as bob once transhomgenized,passlacklessne­ss.

[oceansenator]

by being crappy you are being more subgeniusy than the subgeniuses. Are you Bob?

[pleasetheband]

slackin' genius. somebody please tell me if this is recent work or from old school Bobarism. You can post an answer to my needy question under a video called "Jurisdiction", or under one called "Song for Dean Martin".

I'd like to get involved in spreading the word of Bob.

[kurt119a4]

Excellent! Pure Slack best viewed on a 50" Plasma and Koss Surround Sound home system. The end of the video pumped thru 18" subwoofers can only be described as pure slack nirvana!!

[jellynail]

BRAG LOUDER!

[sisterdiscordia]

ANTI_BOB HAS RISEN>>>

[jellynail]

SOME BRAG

[voaresagi]

SLACK now.praise bob.

[whovian222]

FROP!

[Euterperocks]

Thank you for reposting it. I had it on my original account which was deleted. You are a true Slackmaster!

[Saramon]

Praise Bob