MST3K - 0622 - Angels Revenge part 3/9

[abmstie]

Smudgy the Bootblack - I like him very much.

[ChaoticYak]

Crow, I don't know how to tell you this, but uh...look at me. I'm really not that funky.

[OonaCanute]

*burp*

[easyeasy506]

"I've got a Velamint stuck to an old Kleenex - want it?" Thank heaven for MST3k

[SpiderxBlue]

you know what. i just thught of something.. drugs is the only merchandise that is so wildly sold without advertisement.....sad

[Tareltonlives]

Another priceless MST3k song riffing

"I LOST TWENTY THOUSAND DOLLARS!"

"It was a lot easier to entertain in the 70s"

"HOW ABOUT SHINING MY STEAK OVER HERE?!"

[devilshomie]

How the hell does that chick have the blueprints of a drug company

[VentMultimedia]

"Every day a new drug comes along"

False.

If that were true there'd be over thirteen thousand kinds of drugs since 1975.

[xXMordMikeXx]

"should we have filmed it?" haha

[WhiteTiger225]

Anyone else notice that Singer chick looks like that Blow Up Doll from Victoria's Secret that replaced Megan Cox for the Third Transformers movie? She has the same rectangle head too o.o

[bLuDcLoT06]

"three fountains in a fountain"

XD

[applebonker141]

Hey, she has a Lipton tea packet in her purse. Yay Lipton. XD

[scitsalcoryp]

9:07 Allright We can go get the drugs and I can eat your pussy out in the wilderness yes

[scitsalcoryp]

A Quick Stinkin Kick to theTeeth..would' ve solved everything but in those days Women had to deal with these fuccking drunken fucks...one smash in the face now would have put these womanising dickfaces in their plavce...

Ladies deserve to be stepped aside for...I Love Women

Anything I can step in for I Will

A Woman Loving Man

[scitsalcoryp]

thet are really not sining or sorry not shining they are Love over here

and i am ;peaking who the fuck sillo

[scitsalcoryp]

The Song is awful but is So Much Fucking better than stuff nowadays...it pains my ass to say it lololoLOLO..

Gust star yes gust star makes me puke

[Archangel101576]

The "Shine" song actually wasn't that bad. It was definitely better than the acting.

[HoserSaysWhat]

Aw, I wanted to hear more of Chocolate Jones and the Temple of Funk.

[StealthG6On18s]

SHINE SHINE SHINE SHINE SHINE SHINE

[HayesAJones]

"Clean up the corpse, let's move on."

[Spameggssausage]

it's hard to get whiter than Mike

[Elcoyotenegro]

They got a stunt driver for the stunt driver.

[Graylord88]

Wait, so she was waiting indoors even though she hadn't been let in yet?

[demboys18]

"Ah, the director wrote that so he could get laid." -ROFLMAO

Probably totally true.

[EternalGuardian07]

When Alan Hale answers the phone, I was expecting him to say "Sheriff's office." lol

[Phobos1313]

Drugs: Bad. - Idiotic Vigilantes: Good.

Hooray for America! Who says our priorities are a joke?

[criggs187]

I prefer my dashiki to be on fire, but thats just me...

[StaleSwishersFTL]

lol il never sell to anyone under 18 idk what they tripping about.

if you sell to kids you just a piece of scum

[hugospectrum4v]

3:20 looooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooool

[GuyWhoWearsShirt]

I now know how Eddie felt in the Howling...

[davedaveydave]

"its got wings", its the little ones thaty catch you by surprise.

[Theburn77]

Sweet Mama Stringbean?

[putzthewondersloth]

The best acting so far has been from the audience, pretending to be happy.

[EcronZero]

I would pay so much to see "Chocolate Jones and the Temple of Funk."

[pretorious700]

Okay, only really old musicians can appreciate that drum set with the 70's gigantic shell mount toms with the bottom heads removed.

The 70's were hilarious in many ways.

[sullivan328]

Is it bad that I actually like "Shine Your Love on Me"?

[Kinemacolour]

@sullivan328 Yes, it is wrong. It's deeply wrong.

[sinkingswamp]

LOL the belch/air kiss!!

[Tasera783]

My mother's reaction to Angel's Revenge: "Oh my God, what is Jack Palance doing in this movie?!"

[uuuultra]

waka chika waka chika

[savemst3k]

i love wandering around the office singing Shine Your Love...when people ask me what i'm singing i just look at them like they are an idiot and say..."it's Michelle Wilson, where have YOU been for the past 10 years?!"

[TheDragon803]

@savemst3k I love dropping MST3K lines around people who have no clue. A few years back at work they were talking about the Iraq War, I paraphrased Brain Guy's line from "Riding with Death" - "I'm a pacifist and don't believe in war. I only kill out of PERSONAL spite." The stares I got were priceless.

[lickstickly]

THUMBS UP IF YOU BUFFED YOUR LOVE ONCE

[Trancemaster2052]

HEY HOW ABOUT SHINING MY STEAK OVER HERE!!

[teflonmagnet]

krusty the clown in the audience @ 0:50--"i lost 20,000 dollars !!!

[bigmetal16]

"That's not Flip Wilson, honey"

"Yes it is. It's that Geraldine character."

[linoleumcarving]

HOLLY CRAP...Alen Hale ! ?

[teflonmagnet]

@linoleumcarving jr.

[shovethissite]

No. . . NO! It was OVER! The song was wrapping up! Why won't this song DIE!?

[watda74]

I distinctly remember this song being played on the radio quite often during my younger years. Oh, the flashbacks are so overwhelming. Please don't call me 'old', my fellow MSTies. lol ...

-Ruth Bader-Ginsburg on backup!

[ChaoticYak]

Stagger in drunk after losing all your money!

She's leaving! Yea! Woohoo!

[Azadeth666]

"I buffed my love once, I never shined it."

[christimacc]

So, by about 2:20 I was ready to blow my brains out. How about you?

[Dulcimerist]

3:12 You can see Skipper from Gilligan!

[pretorious700]

jack Palance's face looks like a chainsaw sculpture

[linoleumcarving]

@pretorious700 thats funny..i rember him years back coming on talk shows doing one armed push-ups...is he dead now ?

[pretorious700]

@linoleumcarving He passed away in 2006

[kindersczenen]

Oddly enough, the song's catchy enough--with a different singer and MORE LYRICS! it would've been a fairly decent disco song.

I wasn't around for disco, but it sounded fun....in a MST3K kind of way.

[bbofun]

We're lucky- we have a three seater bidet!

[Gjeorje]

I just give my love a rub down with an oily rag once in a while.

[silverwheel]

Ruth Bader Ginsberg on backup!

[MST3K1986]

Pimp Mike looks more like Indiana Jones with popped collar and a feather stuck in his fedora. On the other hand, I love the 'fro wigs on the bot's

[bbofun]

@MST3K1986 Well, he is playing "Chocolate Jones" in "Chocolate Jones and the Temple of Funk, so, yeah.

[AlexSpalex1]

"stagger in drunk after losing all your money."

"I Lost $20,000!(SOB)"

"I will not call you little buddy."

"Everyday, that's a good market."

"clean up the corpse, lets move on."

[DrWhiggs]

The singer in purple could use a little chestal support garmentation.

[pretorious700]

@DrWhiggs lol, insufficient breasticular cantileverage

[sweetmother2406]

How am I related to him again?

[snakejohnson]

I spit up my drink when they did the horse sound for the girl

[cuttock]

I'm cracking up at the mumbly old man voice one of them is doing when Arthur Godfrey is around!!

[linoleumcarving]

Holly COW.....6:20 and it's Alan Hale aka ''the skipper''. well he sold out ! GO BACK to the Island !

[raith0818]

When he burped at 3:23 I nearly spit water all over the keyboard!

[pretorious700]

0:29 made me bust a gut laughing

[lilanma]

I love the "Yes, this is Michelle--(absolutely no change of expression) Oh my God, not Bobby.."

[SeoulMan]

Take the reel, Skipper ^ ~

[LaDracul]

If shining beer is illegal, why isn't shining your love?

For that matter, if shaking a baby is illegal, why isn't shaking your love?

[HystericalWoman]

I've never quite gotten the "shine your steak" line. Is it sexual?

[alexiaNBC]

Actually that annoying purse woman and teacher was the wife of the director. That would explain how terrible her acting is

[darkprose]

"One of Cole Porter's worse songs."

[ohiosick]

'Dig Dig... Dig my leeegs. Dig Dig.. Dig my leg drift. yea'

'Ruth Bader Ginsberg on back up.'

[DrWhiggs]

"Afro Zimbafro."

Once again,

"AFRO ZIMBAFRO."

[AuburnRed1]

So I'm confused by the lyrics what does she want me to do to my love?

Wasn't Michelle's manager stranded on an uncharted island with the head of the right wing military organization?

[AuburnRed1]

This created a catch phrase with me whenever I see a villainous character I always yell "(Insert name of character) WILL YOU SHINE YOUR LOVE??!!" when they are acting particularly nasty- that c.p. has had a lot of mileage since I have been watching I Claudius and many characters "shine their love" :D and sometimes add the "Thank you are all fired, you have no humility."

You know she actually looks like a Palomino in a strange way like if they drew Michelle in animal form. :D

[applebonker141]

@AuburnRed1 ....! You've watched/riffed on "I Claudius" too?! :D

[AuburnRed1]

@applebonker141

If by riffing other than doing the aforementioned "EMPEROR CALIGULA WILL YOU SHINE YOUR LOVE???" and "Nutcase Caligula is here" from the Unearthly as well as "I mean that I totally endorse what you're doing" with the easily led Senate from Space Mutiny occasionally throwing in a "Did you enjoy your heh heh drink?" every time Livia poisons someone from Cave Dwellers among others then yes. Actually I love the series but I have been in a hyper mood so I couldn't resist. :D

[applebonker141]

@AuburnRed1 I had to watch it in Latin class (once upon a time >_>) and I was half-riffing on it to myself. :3

[AuburnRed1]

@applebonker141

I am a fan of Masterpiece Theater and have been watching some of the earlier programs. I watched/riffed on House of Cards a couple of weeks ago and will soon be seeing Upstairs Downstairs.

[applebonker141]

@AuburnRed1 Do you agree its better to riff on something with another person there? I do by myself sometimes and get discouraged :P

[DrGregoryHouseIT]

How about shining my steak over here?

[JollyJollies22]

3:21 ...I die every time! "Urp!"

[SeoulMan]

Crow tweaked with Earth vs. Soup before it was made on Incredible Melting Man? Never knew until now, he must've had a lot of mileage of that idea.

[Tareltonlives]

"ARTHUR GODFREY, WILL YOU SHINE YOUR LOVE?!"

I want a suit like Mike's.

[Hanakia]

"Heh, I almost called you Gilligan" XD I cant believe Alan Hale is in this....this is, what, the second or third MST he's been in??

[Tareltonlives]

He's been in four films. This is the third total and the first time Mike's encountered him

[SinnFein4ever]

0:16-2:53

Proof that a great dress and great hair can make up for horrible singing ability.

...At least with a sufficiently inebriated audience.

[ChannelBluesy]

GOD Mike is hot in that outfit!

[poolygirl13]

@ChannelBluesy I agree!!

[ChaoticYak]

Really? Weird. Well, she still has an okay voice. :)

[ChaoticYak]

"I've buffed my love but I've never shined it."

You know, her voice isn't too bad. The song is..but her voice, strictly speaking, is pretty good.

[pretorious700]

That's not her singing, it's dubbed.

[ChaoticYak]

Okay, then...whoever was singing was okay. :) ...and is probably sorry she lent her voice to this movie.

[TimrodDX]

Crow's right. Where IS Grant Goodeve when you need him? Then again, even the Engineer couldn't save this movie.

[Donionbubs]

I think I speak for everyone watching this movie when I say... WHAT THE HELL?!?! Is this supposed to be a girl version of the dirty dozen?

[skrapyard444]

we've never seen such great disco

[tarlcabot18]

:28 NEIGH!!!

I LOST TWENTY-THOUSAND DOLLARS!!!

Thank you, you're all fired. You have no humility, all of you.

*burp*

[MarkFanboyX]

"Her image has been immortalized on pinball machines everywhere." HA! (Great episode, BTW, one of my faves!)

[Tareltonlives]

"I LOST $20,000! *sob"

"It was a lot easier to entertain in the 70's"

Substituting skin for musical talent. Somehow this is very familiar....

I'd watch any of Crow's movies, really

[3NaturalSixes]

Hot ladies, action, and mst3k riffing. This ones a classic.

[Windclaw]

Dang! Mike looks GOOD in pimp clothes!

[Tareltonlives]

He's the Don Cornelius of the 90s

[customcartoons]

HOly crap, what's with that girl's dress at 1:59?? .. yeegh...

[EternalGuardian07]

Crow: For those of you who can't get tickets to anything else...

Servo: Arthur Godfrey! Will you shine your love!?

Crow: HEY!!! HOW ABOUT SHINING MY STEAK OVER HERE!!!

Mike: I buffed my love once. I never shined it.

[tagginos]

"Nobody deserves a beating like that."

"Paulie Shore does!"

[pretorious700]

the creepiest vegas show since Bobby Goldsboro

[Gomess]

There's something unbelievably horrid about a movie that is anti-drug pushing (a good thing), and yet pro-violence, racist AND sexist, apparently without realising it. =/

[WorshipInTruth]

@Gomess The only thing sexist about it is that it is typical anti-male 70's feminist drivel.

[thejoexman]

@Gomess Yeah, it reminds me of 'Bad Boys II'...except that this movie is FAR better than 'Bad Boys II'

[1000huzzahs]

Alan Hale: "You want me to be a greeter? SURE!" lol!!!

[MsMLeigh]

is it just me, or did the audience request the song to go on longer, there was a weird pause

[thedaemonforever]

I Wiki'ed this Arthur Godfrey, because I never heard of him before I saw this movie and...wow. This guy really had some aggressive-arrogance issues. Almost like he was a much darker version of Donald Trump.

[Tareltonlives]

Even then, this is really sad

[Mefuki]

"Bobby's lucky. He'll be ok. Some kids aren't as lucky."

Very wierd scripting in this movie. Couldn't she just said:

"He'll be ok. Some kids aren't as lucky."

[badluckshadow13]

Man, there should've been an entire album of the awful songs from MST3K

[buffypython]

"I buffed my love, but I never shined it."

Gypsy looked like Brian May!

"No, I will not call you little buddy!" How many MST3K's has Alan Hale in it?

"How am I related to him again?"

"Fame = trustworthy"

[OddByDefault]

"We have a three-seater bidet!"

"Aw, the director wrote in that line so he could get laid."

This is a great episode, thanks!

[Voodooray007]

Bouquet de Bootay is a great name for a Strip Club. lol

[sleepyhollow783]

Shine my love and call me little buddy...;-)

[sleepyhollow783]

Chocolate Jones and the Temple of Funk.

:-)) Crow rules!

[Mandi7882]

I get the feeling...not just Jim Bacus but a lot of these men took Scotch as pay for this film!

[pretorious700]

Wow, she got a booty call from Arthur Godfrey!!!!!!!

[lonelysith66]

Uh, is that good or bad?

XD

[pretorious700]

Disco........the ultimate evil.

[sleepyhollow783]

AMEN!

[MSTmike3k]

this is an amazing video great upload!