Ubisoft E3 2010 Conference [Part 4 of 11] - Battle Tag

[gptomaz]

oh man, i love the pc screen at 0:42. "am i having a stroke right now?" well said, well said

[DGneoseeker1]

Everyone realises Sega made something like this back in the Megadrive era, right?

[DGneoseeker1]

You have to be kidding me.

[s2w2a2t]

everyone in the crowd is like EFF THIS BS

[s2w2a2t]

@s2w2a2t but this would be fun

[ccricers]

The graphics in this are so realistic!

[pwny999]

the audience is like "who the fuck are these assholes?" :P

[iwanabrawl]

The only thing that I wanted to buy this for was the models....but they aren't included :/

[IamHueGraves]

hey assholes, this games going to be fun if it works out

[soulshrine]

Friends?

[SpyengoEen]

So I need a room as big as a conference hall to play this shit? *failpalm*

[zanderaia]

"thank you for your mustache from the movie maverick" LMAO

[irvykinneas]

this is very awkward

[dexterrat1]

This is as bland as any games and host can get,

[linkenski]

"i just play with my kids before cumming" aangghh lucky accent :P

[iguanabrad]

I you really want to play laser tag so bad go to a laser place!!!!!! the only people that will want this are 8 and will throw it away in about a week

[thornbottle]

would be more interesting if the women were naked

[ProjectBurncan]

"So... there are attractive people running around..."

[foodonface]

ya mean laser tag ya dumbass?

[vedicardi]

did this ever even come out

[xXSCARFACE1983Xx]

wow, please don't kill me xD

[Fr0gg0]

I remember playing this like 15 years ago... this is the new shit for sure.

[sten4sw]

It's called airsoft.

[JO3S]

Even the creator of that knows it is so stupid. He looks so embarased for what he created

[foodonface]

@JO3S Ha, : WHAT HAVE I DONE!!!!!???

[JO3S]

That people look so stupid, I hope they got paid well

[Rubberman202]

...Wasn't there a game like this? Wasn't it called Lazer Tag?

[krazykool23]

Joel McHale deserved better than this crap

[AnthonyMishima]

@krazykool23 No he did not. "Wow". "These people are attractive". This cretin is a black hole of humor. Arrogant, unfunny, lokks like a hamster. He did not even deserve this. What a smug little sh&(t.

[EatWave]

He wasn't saying "Wow.", he was saying W.O.W. as in Worlds of Wonder. He was announcing the unseen inventors of this game while staying in character.

He was playing a futuristic automaton who is desperately trying but failing miserably at being human , right?

Maybe his name is #1986, the newest robot buddy of Captain Power?

[playsbba018]

@EatWave Win comment completes my life

[JRod8885]

Attractive people...yeah...attractive people shooting attractive yeah...attractive laser shoot attractive yeah attractive...people laser yeah people attractive.

[cosmosofinfinity]

1:09 @ watch?v=w0puP8nrIU8

[Cartr1dgeBased]

atleast the host was trying to make the best of a dire situation..

[iAshHD]

More like awkward social situation tag.

[bored412]

whatever happened to this stupid thing?

[marcster1994]

I love how Joel is like, "The hell is going on?"

[gguru1]

65 likes, 113 dislikes

i have a small amount of hope for humanity

[BF117]

If we dont get this type of conference again, Ubisoft will have lost a loyal customer.

[TheBarackClinton]

"You'll have to wait until the end of the year to play this game."

Aw shucks.

[TheIncredibleMasterE]

Man I love laser tag.

[usmcpvtswat]

Joel McHale= fag

[IamJacksColon4]

this was cancelled right?

[mandarinduck]

@IamJacksColon4 On Wikipedia it says it was released in Canada, and also Texas (just Texas), so if you're not Canadian or Texan.... well you're not really missing out anyway.

[RyenDeckard]

I love how he goes totally off script when this happens and is just obviously so disappointed that he signed on to do this.

[darkirby]

O_o is that Joel McHale?!

[EpochableTeam]

So if I buy these I can do cartwheels and be attractive?

[ElliotovHull]

attractive people wow, wow errr yh err attractive people errrr. STFU

[TheSranks]

"Invented this game" Lol what?

[an1sh]

Oh dear lord...

Its so cringeworthy

[asomeman1223]

"wow" "please dont kill me"

[SuperChuchs]

did anyone else think about fake nerf with this game??

[myforwik]

XFD do these guys no know laser tag was invented in the 80's?

[Zombl337]

the ubisoft host sucks bawls

[880User088]

Dear angry video game nerd..... REVIEW THIS !!

[PhotoCocoa96]

Maybe it was just a joke or something.

[PhotoCocoa96]

Did they ever release this?

[dtoliaferro]

WTF is wrong with this audience? I'd be going crazy!

[shonenjumpfan]

@dtoliaferro They're shocked at the stupidity.

[dtoliaferro]

@shonenjumpfan Yeah, and after you made that comment I bet you went off to satisfy your MMORPG fix by playing WoW for 12 hours.

[shonenjumpfan]

@dtoliaferro Actually I don't like MMO's. And it was fucking stupid, you have to admit. In the middle of his speech a bunch of people, awkwardly pretending to be having a blast. Then the producer has the audacity to say "something gamers have been wanting for a long time". No one is saying this. This Ubisoft conference was an embarrassment.

[shonenjumpfan]

@dtoliaferro And another thing, I don't even know if you were trying to insult me with that comment. Were you calling WoW stupid? Or me for playing it? Please elaborate, because it didn't make any sense.

[JackGtarHappyHOurSho]

look at the people in the audience - "I am not amused"

[fitzgibbon01]

what does Jeff Winger have to do with this?

[WaddleDee105]

You know what E3 is all about? VIDEO games!! This is NOT a VIDEO game! XD

[Thegoodness22]

Sorry you arrived in the future at the wrong time...This already happened

[MetalMario03]

if only those laser guns shot blood infected with HIV...

[rushnerd]

we had this in the 90's it was called laser tag, the portable kind.

[vb4You]

Wanna bet on what kind of fail Ubisoft will deliver THIS year at E3?

[uetzel]

0:41 are you seeing this too or am i having a stroke right now?

seriously...... WHAT THE FUCK

[lalogutz79]

@uetzel what?

[aldfkjldasfkj]

it's like someone forgot to tell him about it

[cstb8]

-_- *facepalm*

[timpetherick]

haven't games like this been around for fucking ages

[SoullessSkater]

this looks stupid

[789123456789]

ITS ATTRACTIVE PEOPLE! RUNNING AROUND!

lol and at 0:42 look at the teleprompter

[DaRkLoRdZoRc]

It's saying what we were all thinking.

[pisse3000]

Wtf is up wth the host? xD

[FibroDuo]

Wow this host is an ass

[startrekingali]

1:54 ...nope, ive not been waiting for this atall. Being a lazy fuck is far better than being a tool and a lazy fuck...

[SenseiDonGraham]

Wow did they not do a rehearsal before this...they should have done one, possibly two or three...jeez that was horrible...

[guisasse]

I just hate getting pointed at with giant spotlights...

[igotapk]

mmm...you guys just don't realize it just yet...after this will come the innovention of this game..once that happens you won't need other people to play..then...you know what f...it just wait and watch..

[aldohodgkinson]

Please, never again something like this.

[dones394]

5:20 "You're nothing, you're garbage, go bury yourself!!"

[PurlyGold]

How is this not lasertag? No, seriously, its just lasertag connected to your computer. I wouldnt call that a video/computer game. Its just software connected to your computer to keep track of your score. Mixing real life and video games my ass.. Its lasertag... laser...tag..

[StotchChaos]

So it's an expensive version of a Sega Lock-On?

[ShinAkuma21]

faces of the audience is not amuse lol

[Zoowey07]

lol, the audience sure seems engaged...

[samclaxton100]

that was the worst presentation of a good game ever

[playsbba018]

It's shit like this that gives video gamers a bad name...Seriously, after seeing this, would you honestly take a video gamer seriously. This is the reason that the video game industry doesn't get the respect it deserves despite being the biggest entertainment industry in the world...

[alexgardien5]

I saw the prize its 170$ wow very expensive

[allah2518]

i swear i saw this in target for like $15 2 yrs ago

[Ishimira1]

at :44 seconds..The gayest girl i've ever seen

[dagyadg]

yeah, this looks like it sucks

[liamt82001]

And according to your UK Marketing Director, no plans for a UK release, Awesome planning there, and thats from his words.

[Bebombabom]

The host needs to shut up and stop saying "wow"...."wow, attractive people"....."wow".

[Bebombabom]

Alright, uhh....there's attractive people running around.

[thehomecomedy]

SO ITS LAZER TAG THATS.... LAZER TAG

[mytruthisreality]

ill admit that the presentation....sucked some major balls, but the premise is actually pretty cool. You that are worried about wrecking your houses there is 1000 feet of game play area in any direction from the unit (perspective: almost 3 football fields), guns shoot 100 feet, keeps track of your score has different game play modes, and if you have a laptop you could play this literally anywhere. maybe its time gamers get off there asses go outside and have some fun.

[MrConsumerWhore1]

that was sooooooo gay

[FallenPaladin85]

A toy that requires you to have a computer? WTF

[Greenday0550]

What happened to paintballs and airsoft guns?

[UnMute93]

Gael: "Something lots of gamers have been waiting for." (1:53)

I sure as hell haven't waited for this, I played laser tag when I was 5, and have outgrown it since. Screw you guys, for reinventing (more like copying) a broken wheel.

[RadioactiveBboy]

Trying to get us to destroy our houses. THanx

[FireLord3001]

lol "your nothing but garbage" that was hilarious

[lemonlateralus]

0:43 Look at the teleprompter! lol

[SenseiDonGraham]

@lemonlateralus Wow haha I'm voiting your comment up lolz that was hilarious!

[jetsal]

@lemonlateralus

Haha, oh that teleprompter.

[tropico79]

Ubisoft press conference sucks every year.

[OutlawStar355]

the crowds all 0_0 WTF?

[KingPadboy]

and you can play this is your front room or bedroom with 8 people HOW!!! WTF!!!!

[KingPadboy]

isnt this Quaser?

[MrFinalgamer]

god ubisoft you're a great developer but WTF is this?

[konamifan2002]

Ubisoft is getting desperate..... FAIL

[meta7World]

wow, that was lame lol

[Xao14]

The beginning... Not the brightest idea. xD

[1997thehawk]

he says u cant cheat but u can u can do exactly what ppl do in cod boost

[jagga0ruba]

by far the worst presentation on e3, this had to be written by someone on crack...

[agoat]

Good idea, very poor execution.

[DidYourMomOSaurus]

i remember this being cooler when i 1st saw this

[liamt82001]

What the hell is wrong with you guys!?! Sure the presentation wasn't great but Gael Seydoux has taken some tech. that "yes" has existed for years in laser tag arenas and brought it into your homes, parks or if you have an imagination anywhere. I've been doing tagging,airsoft and paintball for 20 Years, as long as its marketed well, support from the community is there, and users get to be able to use their own imagination in creating games (like ghost recon live) then this is great.

[cram0403]

fuckin hilarious how at 4:55 the guy is struggling to scan the dam block with that shitty piece of plastic they call a game

[Ryjek222]

haha look at 0:52 the bald guy isn't even looking xD

[robloxguggi]

Play airsoft or paintball. Laser tag is lame

[ralphy329]

omg it lazer tag but at home and it's a video

[Dannyx33444]

hahahaha fail

[TheBroheimer]

They couldn't have made this any lamer really people arent going to get this let alone if people do get it they probably wont be doing cartwheels and acting as dumb as these people ubisoft had the 2nd worse press conference

[s0nicbr0]

Jeez, or I can just go to the nearest Laser Tag gallery where I live... 

[SuperDoctoRUnicorn]

"its a combination between lasertag and a shooter game" hmm...whats the difference...oh yeah this is lame.

[dily0yeah]

This video is awesome.....oooohhhh the shame the shame!!! hahahahah

[ZeroHex5412]

Soooo...its just laser tag. Which has already been invented. This isn't a goddamn video game you greedy douchebags.

[crazymonkeycrap]

who hosts this shit he sucks kevin butler, reggie, and that chinise girl from kinectimals rape this guy

[jason6666665a]

2:20 rofl

[Souldestroy199]

Ubisoft, you have the right to make cheesy toy knockoffs. I respect that. But PLEASE, don't associate us gamers with the brain-dead tykes who will actually be playing this.

[LindB377]

Hey played with his kids before cumming... thats nice.

[carminebro345]

@LindB377 Although that wasn't what he meant, I find this comment hilarious.

[NuxBloodhoof]

Joel McHale came off like a real douchebag in this video...I'd fire his ass if I was Ubisoft. What a putz.

[NuxBloodhoof]

How embarrassing...

[angelboymike]

Read about this in Gameinformer Magazine.

Its under the The Good, The Bad, And The Ugly

on the ugly part haha.

[xilix]

Nintendo did good with the Wii because it's what Nintendo do. They do quirky things JUST right. NOBODY can do what Nintendo do. Period. It's not possible. This motion shit is not worth the money in development. Imagine if MS, Sony and Ubisoft took all of this motion dev money and made one game with it. That game would make more money than all of these ripoffs combined. Gaming really is dying isn't it? First migration away from PC, now this BS?

*digs grave* - *lays in it* -*blows brains out*

[koyettsu]

So its laser tag but complicated and gay, awesome.

[bent]

when will it be release...

[paulaitchison]

sorry but i had "lock on" when i was 8 - how is this a giant leap forward

?????????

[lightthespiral]

This years E3 was not only the worst in years as of upcoming games, but this makes it the most embarrassing

[DaClement27]

he must be dropped when he was a baby...

[lokallize]

even joel was hiding from this crap

[SquirrelVideos]

Back in the olden days, We didn't have no fancy lazer guns! We just picked up the biggest rocks we can find and chucked them at each other.

[lokallize]

@SquirrelVideos yeah i remember the good times or I don't I always use to lose that game

[dwermc]

or u can shoot eachother with real guns and count the bullet holes

[Pyoneerdave91]

This product is as lame as McHale's jokes.

[MuzDow97]

When is the release date?

[GangstaGriIIz]

Joel McHale, I'm disappoint.

[emorocker897]

wow...... instead of wasting money on this shit, i think ill actually go play LAZER TAG. or maybe paintball :D

[TheHappyKamper]

Fucking lame.

[halo10001]

I could just go to Laser Quest a few blocks from my house. But uhhh ok.

[Tashyp]

Gay ass shit

[ragnarfuck]

Ridiculous.

[VvwhocaresvV]

So...who remembers laser challenge?

Everyone youtube the commercial haha

[zbotto]

the good part is that it encourages physical activity

[mattigi]

oh boy.... police shootings are going to skyrocket when this launches.

[GhostBarbieDog]

everyone in the crowd has the same expression

the expression of an angry old man saying "what the fuck is this shit"

[DrkPhoenix15]

you know what the great thing about videogames? If you live in an apartment or flat and dont have 1,000+ feet of yard around your 1 story house you can still enjoy them. You know what the terrible thing about this is? It requires 1,000+ feet of empty yard or house to play. Im not saying laser tag isnt fun i enjoyed it alot as a kid. What im saying is when i played laser tag id go to a big arcade type building that has about a half football field sized room dedicated solely to laser tag.

[PlayaCan6]

ubisoft tried to do a funny joke

[kettuja]

I wonder that why these days everything that is somehow odd is "soooo gay!!!"

...But, man really this is so f**ing gay!1!!

[dwermc]

@kettuja i love this comment

[sunset261]

wait haven't they had at home laser tag for years? laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaame

[jeremylew416]

I have a feeling that this is going to be a colossal failure.