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  • I'm offensive and I find this Jew.

  • I don't really see how this is offensive, surely it's just making fun of stereotypes.

  • Filthy kikes!

  • wow great u've just made my day a lot worse sheesh (i didnt no man goodness!!)

  • wow... this is incredibly bigoted and prejudiced... not to mention ridiculous, and absolutely pointless. ... and i'm an athiest.

    Why this was acceptable to the Duke University staff, is beyond me.

  • im kinda offended

  • umm isnt dis kinda wrong but im sorta offensive bout this but it was funny. [ im half jew half mourmin, dont judge me.]

  • @darkangel12336 if you were a real "mourmin" wouldnt you know its spelt mormon?

  • @gggenmon If you were a person capable of thought you'd know that spelt was a "hardy wheat grown mostly in Europe for livestock feed"!

  • @darkangel12336 and "mourmin" isnt a race

  • 82 people who watched this were jews for sure

  • I laughed so hard when he said OY VEY XDXDXDXD

  • I love this...

  • "you for real dawg?" XD

  • @YoSoySanto89 Thank you Rabbi Shmooly for that lesson. I was referring to Jews using electricity at all. However, even Orthodox Jews can benefit from electricity on the Sabbath or Yom Tovs. They can leave lights on before the Sabbath, they just have to to wait until after the Sabbath to turn them off. Modern Orthodox Jews will use automatic timers (called "Shabbos Clocks") to turn lights on and off. Shalom.

  • @angellife21 Isn' t that cheating on God?

  • Manji is Japanese for Swastika, and Hakenkruetz is the German word for Swastika.

    Swastika comes from India, and was in popular use before Hitler obscured it's meaning, that is why Swastika is used instead of Hakenkruetz.

    It is composed of su-, meaning "good, well" and asti a verbal abstract to the root as "to be"; swasti thus means "well-being". The suffix -ka forms a diminutive and/or a suffix.

    In Japan, Korea, Tibet, Taiwan, India and USA it is used as the symbol for the Buddha.

  • 1:12 best part :D

  • hitler did lots of horrible things, but he discovered, that jews do even worse. they call you gentile, and try to take your land and faith...

    stealing and killing gives them pride if they do it with non-jewish people.

    just have a closer look in the talmud. everything is in there

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  • haha, awesome:D

  • the gentiles and their electricity will be metaphorically circumcised!

  • jews arent amish you insult to humanity...

  • Haha Jews are greedy cunts

  • @rnwlcx

    well if Jews are greedy

    can you give me 1000$ ?

  • @kissrocknroll1

    see, you r greedy you want my hard earned money all for yourself

  • @rnwlcx

    no youre greedy faggot

    you dont wanna give me 1000$

    fuck you!

  • This really pushes some boundries! Very funny. Too bad Islam doesn't let humor be a little more public.

  • ur getting orthadox jews & amish people mixed up

  • i can't believe i just read that

    go away

    and read about New Swabia

    though you should know the Nazis aren't dead... the Jews are a threat to Roman Empire. America is being used a s military/economic proxy for Roman Empire. That is all

  • lol Borat

  • this isnt funny, this is lame arse students who have no friends being themselves.. sadly.

  • Better than Anti semitic cunts? Oh thats hard.

  • lps dont insult any relegion it is the followers to blame not the relegion wether they are jes christian or muslim they all follow the same god ! learn to live each other and that is a teaaching of all these relegions read the torah bible and quran ! please stop hatred we are all human.

  • @khany1982 i bet ur a jew

  • @khany1982 OK. I'll read the Qu' Ran. Should stop the hatred since it contains dozens of passages about killing infidels.

  • @largemoose you should read the torah and the bible and what they say about non-believers

  • jeez will u lock the comment section?

    its a warzone here!!!

    shit swears flying everywhere!!!

    i mean we just fucking humans we all the same!!! exept terrorists like hamas and all... they killd my friend :(

  • The real # is, tops, 600,000- 850,000. The evidence has been made ILLEGAL! What are the jewish lawmakers afraid of?!? Obviously the bone fragments would still be there, but it was all b.s. to cover the puppet gov we set up in the middle east.

    And you shove it in our faces like it really happened!

    600-850000 tops- Still awful, but STFU already, it's all you care about, 60 million REAL people died in that war, and weren't given Isreal!

    You're sick sense of entitlement is NEVER satisfied!

  • Typical arab, go on, throw lies to the air! we ALL listen to you murderers of course!!!

  • Who rams sexuality "Disney-Style" down our kids throats?!?- Jew Media!

    Who rips off EVERYONE they deal with, and create chaos by celebrating and excusing everything sick in society? Jew-Hollywood!

    Who turned all people and resources into cheap commodity?- Jew-Lawyers!

    Who pretended to die in imaginary gas chambers, despite the fact there wasn't enough fuel or forests to burn 500,000 missing corpses? Jew-Military propaganda!

    Who all changed their names, and moved into Israel- which they stole?

  • You don't have to be jew to do all of that.

  • Jew-Media!

    Who started WWII then claimed to be its only victims! The Jew-Media!

    Who can't stop accusing whites of being racist, and everyone else of being anti-semite, yet all they talk about in synagogue is their the superior "Chosen Ones" Status- Never saw that did you?!? Jew-Media!

    Who fails to mention that non jews are forbidden to become citizens in Isreal and are kiiling off the ones they stole the country from? Jew Media!

  • very stupid....

  • lol jews r funny... (saying friendly)

  • i love the use of the english language in these comments, all of you appear so inteligent (sarcasm). and no robobobohunter15, the british had to have a shit load of help to defeat the German's so dont even try to take credit for it

  • You're right. The UK had help from Australia, New Zealand, South Africa, Canada, India and the entire Commonwealth of Nations. Nobody needed the USA but it was nice of them to join us when they were bombed by Japan.

  • whether you needed the US or not is arguable but at least you give us credit for helpin out...kinda spread out the population loss over multiple countries as opposed to just a couple. i think its funny how the russians try to act all big and bad because they killed the most germans but when you look at numbers, more russains died than anybody else lol

  • Did you take any money from the Marshall Plan?

  • read your history mate....simply not true, we are the force that landed in sicily, and drove the germans out of italy, to take a stronghold in the med.............we had help from a lot of commonwealth countries, but wew weren't the dead weight, the cannon fodder of ww2 were the russians and usa, sorry to say, and the usa only got involved to profit from the relationship they built with the anglo-dutch monetary union............p.s. the usa have always done it

  • you should appreciate that we helped out regardless of the reasons. we were far from being dead weight and i never said the brits were dead weight either i was just saying that the UK shouldnt try to take all the credit because you did have plenty of help from others...say what you want but the US has been a military power house for decades...had a little help from france(before they were pussies) at the end of the american revolution but we kicked yall out. turned out ok for both though

  • we dont try and take all the credit..........and we let you win in the revolution.......it was a tactical withdrawal.....like vietnam

  • haha so why is it that so many people say we lost vietnam?

  • read some history books and you will see what i mean.....and while we are on the subject, i think you need to do some more homework on your own revolution history as well, you are not making sense.........anyway, let's leave it at that, cos i have other things to do as i am sure you have...:c)

  • im jewish i found this funny as hell. it was planned out fairly well. i wouldnt see the point of playing on matzah tho. the only reasons jews tend to be rich is. we learned to live on low expesnses wen we had pretty much nothing. as we earned more money we kept the same traits. thats y we got money. thats y we got the banks. we learn to do minimal survival and are smart. ex: albert einstein was jewish. wen jeans came out they had copper buttons no 1 liked em. a jew fixed the problem/ helped levi

  • die you damn jews

  • Only soulution is Auschwitz-Birkenau!

    Heil Hitler !

  • Love how u internet rambos say fuck jews

    for sure when u see a real jew u stfu

  • jew fuck

  • wow typical jews being dumb ass selves. this video sucks. serious u guys are way imature and pathetic. down with moses.

  • You FUCK i hope that your jew hating, inbred, sister fucking, dad sucking, small boy fiddling cunt of a face burns.

  • wtff. FUCK YU

  • lol how do u do that? plz tell meh

  • FUCK YU YU FUCKEN PRIK.

  • dude you are nazi scum english beat u we aer awsome gooooooooo english

  • Nazi fags are so gay.

    They're just jealous that Germany got THERE ASS KILLED.

    seriously ya bunch of crybabies get over it.

  • @TheFantasyKnight

    OMFG KEYBOARD WARRIOR

  • @TheFantasyKnight yeah and it took the whole western WORLD to bring one Aryan nation down.

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  • @TheFantasyKnight Sir, you are retarded. And you're stupid remark is an insult to every allied power that fought Germany. To insist that the U.S. single handedly defeated Germany and Japan is an insult. By the west I mean all the allied western european countries, they all had a part to play in Germany's defeat. Now go back and sit in a corner with your dunce cap on.

  • @NYBaller35 dude calm down, that was 70 years ago, yes it is bad wat happened in would war 2, but its history, u can make tasteful rascis jokes, as long as you dont say them out of hate

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  • You're right! This is all part of a big Jewish conspiricy to make fun of Jews to the point where they are so self depricated they implode into the singularity at which point they will gravitationally attract all the money and Jew-food in the universe. This will cause a fourth great depression and force underaged Chineese immigrants to labor in sweatshops manufacturing bagles and Jew ointment.

  • um, dude, 4 words.

  • thanks for that but i said 4 words, look again.

    jewish magic, shalom

  • but you said that you said 4 words and nowi understand its 3 words

  • cut off your foreskin and grow bicycle streamers? i dunno about this

  • HA :D

  • hahahahah taht was pretty funny.

    "with an actor more jewish than jeff goldblum"

  • Pastrami  mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

  • haha a barette was holding in one guy's yamaka (sp?)

  • I don't know if Brian Zoubek is a jew or not but he would of been great in this clip regardless...hahaha

  • funny because the word "manji" means swastika in Japanese

  • lol

  • Jews are not the Amish. We all use electricity!!

  • ya and israel is one of the most technologically advanced countries in the world

  • tru, tru

  • "Jews are not Amish.We all use electricity!!" hahahaha the comments on here are funnier than the clip.

  • Ok.....now.. can we please stop the anti jewish comments..... Jews (as a group) havent and do not do nything terribly wrong. Dont blame the group as a whole for 1 or 2 peoples mistakes....I am Jewish.... and I havent done anything seriously wrong or have nymore than any other average person on Earth. BTW my Nana survived the holocaust, which was very sad...... dont say nything bad bout the holocaust or the Jews. (Though I'm cool with Jewish Humor....My friends call me the Jew in school...lol)

  • Some people don't like Jews because they hold the financial power,and other causes too

  • the number one reason is plain, simple bigotry

  • And also because Israel is the cancer of Middle east.

  • hey fuck you. people like you aren't just anti-israel, ur anti-peace

  • Israel is anti-peace,not me.

  • how can anyone say that israel is anti-peace! dont give me that crap about going into gaza, we were provoked and there we warned civilians that we were goin 2 go in. israel wasnt the one using human shields

  • haha how?

  • by droping leaflets into their towns saying we are going to bomb it in the next couple of days.. Get out...also the texted them emailed them...

  • no we are anti-shitty countries hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

  • zachagotskill11

    Its not Jewish people, its Zionists...

  • LOL

  • Fuck you,fuck your mother and everyone else in your family.

  • lol poisondrakeassaassin is such a noobs name

  • I don't remember asking your opinion of my name or what you thought of it.Now go shove your head in a toilet,asshole.

  • its a tradition

  • LOL! "NO you are going to pay with a plague of frogs"

  • Is that their real hair or did they just cut pieces of rat's hair and glue it on their head?

    I can't believe that's real.

  • But they look jewy.

  • I'm Jeeeewish and foind this very very offensive! oyyy..............

  • maybe if you had a sense of humor and stopped being so stereotypical...

  • lol. Jew.

  • LoL, I love it! Moses, in a Wal-Mart?!?!

  • only a jew could appreciate the hilarity in this video...

  • no i like it an im not a fan of kikes ur all silly o an i get the irony

  • JEWS!

  • Weak.

  • good god who cares whether someone's jewish or not? people are people.

  • I`m Christian and I don`t like making fun of any religion..I like Jews by the way...

  • idc thats shits funny. go j hawks

  • excuse me, i would take that back if i were you. I am Jewish and I have a brain. I use a lot of times. And did you know that Albert Einstein was Jewish, and he has brains? What would you do with out him???????

  • Well that's a relief! I was wondering if all jews were like this bunch of idiots. I imagine that this Duke University is a jewish university. Jews always need special care.

    I'm sure you agree with me that it is best to separate them from the rest of the population. That's why they have their own schools.

  • you fucking neo natzi, just leave life and kill yourself like your fucking idol hitler did.

  • fuck you up the ass.

  • hell ya

  • nagasaki.... heroshima.... would never hav happened if he didnt invent the A bomb

    the SINGLE worse thing EVER was the fault of a jew

  • umm what about the holacaust? And do you really think that he had any idea that the bomb would be used in japan?

  • Yeah thats why Albert Einstein was a Jew.

    ASS.

  • yeah thats why there all at yale and harvard.

  • your right, jews have some intelligence. I guees that's why the biggest banks belong to them so they can steel money from Americans and Europeans. Or like the big jew B. Madoff. The current events are proving that jews are putting their hands in someone elses pocket.

  • wake up man, our banking system is owned by the saudis now.

  • this is just not funny, i mean not even in a racist kinda thing, no, it just sucks

  • Now that's funny.

    Arabs dressed as Jews and making fun of them.

  • funny, the 3 people who respond on just this page feel the need to let us know they are jews. with names like schetleft, snowihowie, and jgreenberg93 i think we could have figured that out. Oh look on the other page a guy named lukushowlett doesn't think its funny either. Now we have another way to spot jews besides their eyes being too close together and their noses.

  • Not clever enough to offend - just infantile

  • lol!!so offensive

  • this is why there aren't jews at Duke.

  • There aren't Jews at Duke because we all got accepted to Harvard and Yale.

  • im jewish and thought this was funny as shit

  • just lettin you no i'm jewish and you piss me off.

    btw this vid was awesome

  • Just letting you know, you confused your homonym its 'know' not 'no'. I thought it was funny too.

  • i "know" that but its called txt typing. look it up

  • fuck off u racist peice of shit! its 2008 get with the times

  • whatever closet racist. im sure your one of those faggots who play online games spouting comments about niggers

  • Does that make him a niggerfaggot?

  • i like it cuz i learned about judiasm in Religion in my catholic school so i like the whole trapped under laws thing lol

  • not funny. Sorry guys!

  • jew comedy sucks to be honest, kikes

  • extreme funny! xD

    btw in germany people would whine about it because it's fun+jews=you will be called nazi instantly...

  • stupid jew

  • !!!!!!!JEWS!!!!!! AHA

  • Lol. I'm an athiest but I grew up in a Jewish family and went to hebrew school.... so this vid is funny for me.

    "No manna!" ...LOL! super cute.

    but religion totally sucks tho :P peace to the middle east. <3<3<3

  • theres actually reason why theists go to atheism, its a recognition of reality, your the idiot, religion is propaganda

  • religion is crap

  • Oh how im cringing

  • ITS JEW-MANGI :)

  • you are sick in the head...

  • lol great vid!...and fuck all nazis

  • ahahahahaah hilarios vid

  • Freedom for Palestine!

  • Palestine? What's that? :P

  • Freedom for Palestine!

  • Why are jews watching a video called jew-mangi when its obviosly going to make fun of them?