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  • It is 3/3/12. And there is 325 Grand for how much money for the movie. HOLY SHIT THAT IS SPOILING OVER THE LIMIT

  • I wonder what all these kids moms would say if they know they gave money to angry nerd game man

  • If you have no games, I have a Sega Genesis you can have. It would be my pleasure to let you have it if it will get some use.

  • Dude you still have the Romance Of The 3 Kingdoms on your NES? It's probably not worth the pain to ship it though because it isn't worth shit. Learn to write articles online or how to build websites, I make like a grand a month doing that and haven't had to work a "9 to 5" for about 2 years now. Anyway, good luck making money by talking on the computer but I don't think it will work especially after complaining about someone else making money. Peace.

  • @ZZLe4Ni we did manage to sell some custom perler art, so i'm happy.

  • @Asalieri2

    That's great news man, feels good to make money of of something you made. Unlike some who beg for donations, actually making money by working first is commendable.

  • @ZZLe4Ni *off of

  • @ZZLe4Ni I like to think so, fo sho.

  • @Asalieri2

    And one last thing, my gf would fucking love to have that shit made into a keychain or something, maybe like a Chun Li from street fighter. Message me a link to some kinda request page or something.

  • @ZZLe4Ni er... my pm box IS the request page, ha ha.

  • @Asalieri2

    Got it, I'll PM you sometime then.

  • @Asalieri2

    You know...what bothers me about this is that internet gaming sites like Giantbomb and Roosterteeth have a donation button, in which your only reward for donating ten dollars a month to them is to see their videos about an hour early. Isn't that the same thing?

  • @MrNeoshredder the very same.

  • I've lost all my respect on AVGN, he was so much cooler before, even the fans are getting dumber.

  • It became even more ridiculous. For the last week of donations, the Rolfe sells an autographed Master System game for $15, a smashed SNES for $25, and a smashed guitar for $75.

  • I want a cameoto! Make a Asalieri movie. :/

  • I KNEW YOU STILL LOVED ME!! good luck dude hope all is well :) keep in touch ASA!

  • i actually loled pretty hard, even though i myself like AVGN.

  • How can you reasonably ask for a $20,000 donation as opposed to, say, and investment? He wants someone to shell out 20 grand without receiving A. His money back once the film is released and B. A cut from any royalties? That's insane. I know others have mentioned this, but, what if the film doesn't get made? You're just shit out of luck? Rolfe just pockets your cash?

  • Rolfe has reached a delusional stage. He's convinced that his fame supersedes reality. The "average Joe" has no knowledge of AVGN's existence, and yet Rolfe thinks he can turn this into a theatrical release? Come on! The simple fact that no production company was willing to invest $100,000 answers that question. Of course, James states that it was his decision to have a fan-funded movie. I call bullshit on that. My guess is the script was pitched to small-time investors who turned him down.

  • i'd pay $1,000 to kick him in the groan a few dozen times while i tell him to stop being such a twat . . . what do you mean that's not a option

  • if he's lucky.

  • I doubt that the film's going to receive a major theatrical release. After all, the AVGN might be popular among fat lonely people on the internet, but he doesn't have the amount of popularity needed to make a major motion picture. After all, if you were to ask somebody who the AVGN was, there's a 90% percent chance that they'll have no idea who that is. He better get really popular really fucking quickly, otherwise his movie will get barely any coverage. It might air on Sundance Channel at 5 AM-

  • What fucking quality could you expect? James fucking Cameron? The New Rocky Horror Picture Show? Yeah I don't think so when there is almost no legitimate return in terms of entertainment when I could scroll down your movie list anyways.

  • @Gjkl345 what are you answering to?

  • @Asalieri2 To the AVGN charity. Oh no not you sorry.

    It just seems banal.

  • @Asalieri2 The comment was purely directed toward my hatred of the entire movie and the publicity that sparked charitable donations toward their production. After watching Kickassia, the brawl, the Suburban Knights, honestly this isn't stuff I would pay for and building a cash monument to somehow remaking it doesn't seem like a good investment.

  • @Gjkl345 Though yes these aren't his productions or at times don't even have much of James Rolfe at all on them, you can honestly see why there's a certain expectancy in place when there hasn't been any decent samples in relation to the qualities of his reviews or skits or film samples that would prove it a cut-above something you could watch at anytime on the internet.

  • @Gjkl345 oh, so we're in agreement, then.

  • holy shit its at 191639 now

  • @Mcamilli1 I love you too, sunshine.

  • Hey Asalieri I don't know if I post the questions for Asalieri Answers here. But if it it then can you answer this following question. Are there any reviewers that you like? and if so which ones?

  • He's more than doubled his goal. He's at $175,920 right now.

  • Hey Asa have you seen Retrogamer3's response to James' e-begging? Hahaha he is so ashamed of his God, that he has changed from loving the AVGN to loving James Rolfe "the Director" to distance himself as much as possible from James' treachery...

  • Sup Asa James is again begging for money on screwattack now. He will make some shit videos where he will read emails lol and ask for cash. Btw are you alive? any new videos coming up?

  • To James Rolfe's credit he probably spends some money on all the equipment and consoles, and seems to be a nice guy who works pretty hard. He has a right to try to move on to bigger and better things too and a movie does take a ton of money to make especially if you want it to look better than your previous work or something like the yearly movies Doug Walker makes. He's definately asking for too much though. I like James but that just isn't reasonable.

  • I have no problem with James getting money from his fans but the whole "no creative input" thing kinda of bugs me. While I doubt that anyone would donate $20,000, I really think that the input from such an individual must be considered considering the amount of investment. Worse, I've heard that James isn't planning on paying his actors? Is that even legal?

  • You make a good point Asa but in the end, AVGN has made over $100,000. What exactly do you want him to do at this point?

  • @MechanicalInternet perhaps it'd be nice if he gave more generous things to his fans, who have helped him get that amount.

  • Michael Moore!!!!!!

  • Yeah, how dare he hold a gun to people's heads and force them to donate! I mean it's not like he's giving away generous gifts with every donation. He bombards the internet with extremely entertaining and funny videos that are 100% free to watch, what a sell out! It's disgraceful that he would stoop so low as to politely ask his fans (only) to expand the scope of his life-long dream! Clearly you're right because you've never compromised, accepted gifts or had contests.. you're troo! Hypocrite.

  • @AlucardsQuest how DARE I make a video making fun of your idol? lol.

    I've accepted to date two gifts, and both were from people who are close personal friends. My contests had no money or gifts towards me involved.

  • @AlucardsQuest

    ...generous gifts? Where were those? Most fundraising drives on rockethub for that sort of amount give away much, much more. Look up the Extra Creditz drive. Not only was their purpose far less ridiculous (fixing up the arm of their artist), but they gave away real stuff.

    Now I'm not saying James doesn't have the right to ask for money from fans, but he really should give someone who puts down thousands a lot more than he's doing.

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  • I guessing rolf is going to have at least 250,000 on the final day

  • @jackerx5 yeah, he should make two movies at this rate.

  • Well, at least he's doing them all a favor by giving them autographed pictures. So is he giving something in return.

  • @Headbanger142 30 bucks for a picture?

  • @Asalieri2 Hey, ever been to Chiller Expo? If was like 25 bucks a pop to get autographed pictures from everybody.

  • @Headbanger142 ripoffs.

  • @Asalieri2 $8 for plastic melted beads you could buy for 50c at Walmart?

  • @MetalAnonym0us try 2.99 at Joann's. Walmart doesn't carry perler beads. It would be awesome if they did.

    Then there's the hours put in making them accurate. If you think it's simple, you should do it sometime.

  • @Asalieri2 I used to do it all the time. Mostly lizards, frogs and turtles. With near or just as much detail.

  • @MetalAnonym0us the ones on the back of the boxes? Those are nothing compared to doing pixel recreations from games.

  • @Asalieri2 Maybe not. But I do 32bit pixel art. (Yes, 32bit pictures, pixel by pixel.) Top that ;)

  • @MetalAnonym0us we can do those. They just take a helluva lot longer. (and they're huge too)

  • @Asalieri2 I mostly make sprites for game developers/Minecraft textures.

  • @MetalAnonym0us that's pretty cool. I could introduce you to a guy who can use your talents. Guy makes indie games.

  • Its up to ppl ifd they wana donate

  • HOW could anybody rape you? You are sooo ugly. Ans you have an uncharming lisp.

  • Do you think getting a Capture-Card to Make gameplay videos is necessary for a new-comer? Or should i try using a camera first? Thanks anyway.

  • You Just hating coz you got NO FANS

  • I'll donate £5 so you can get a razor to shave with.

  • go die in fat people hell

  • @tf2pl creative.

  • @tf2pl Who, Gabe Newell for delaying Ep. 3?

    Sorry, it just had to be said.

  • I JUST SUBSCRIBED TO UNSUBSCRIBE YOU! HAHAHAHAH

  • @AzeroSpace how delightfully pointless! lol

  • @Asalieri2 What are the games on the NES (Any Metroid or Kid Icarus?) and how much does the NES cost?

  • $111,997

    RAISED OF $75,000 GOAL

    Oh My, somebody was busy..

    83

    DAYS LEFT

    Shit...

  • @SnivySnake I know i saw that to sometimes the human race just disappoints me

  • @716Darren Yeah, now its actually at $119,956, 9 hours after my first post.. This is sad.

  • @SnivySnake he will probably get up to 500k by the end of the donation time

  • @716Darren I'd say more, haha. It does go to show how loyal his fan base is though. I enjoy his videos, but I don't think I'd put money into a movie. Why not do it the old fashioned James style? Why does he need the money if he can just hack it together?

  • @SnivySnake He wont go back to his old style because the majority of his fanbase love his "acting"/ skit episodes and the movie is just going to be a long one of those

  • @716Darren I know, and its a shame. I love his old videos, the ones done just for fun, but now that he gets paid to do them, it just seems like he's lost the original meaning. I don't think James is a good actor, especially if its scripted, and you can tell, there was no plan of events in the originals, but now, he actually makes a script of sorts before he actually records everything. But times change, I guess.

  • All I sense is jealousy. Let people have their entertainment of choice and spend their money as they please, and keep your self-circular logic to yourself.

  • @MetalAnonym0us am I preventing you from donating? No? Ok then, shut up and let me make fun of the situation in peace.

  • @Asalieri2 Is he preventing you from making fun of the situation in peace? No? Ok then, shut up and let him state his opinion in peace. Or just keep being bitter. Whatever.

  • @MarkTheMagnificent I am letting him, lol.

  • @Asalieri2 There is really no situation to make fun of. He makes money doing what he enjoys and entertains people. You? You take the extra step to endeavour your nonsensical dislike. Instead of filling out the 10+ applications you could in the time it took you to make this video, you spread your loathsome unwanted malignant abhorrence. Logic? None whatsoever.

  • @MetalAnonym0us you know what isn't logical? to try to argue with illogical people. Lol

  • @MetalAnonym0us

    If you think you could fill out ten job applications properly in the time it takes to do a ten minute video, I doubt you've ever actually applied to a job.

  • @ColonelPandabear You see his clothes change multiple times. Obviously it took him more than 10 minutes. He probably didn't do each line in one take every time. Editing. Rendering. Uploading.

  • @MetalAnonym0us lol, "self-circular logic" you do realize logically that makes no sense at all!

  • @Entertainmentwf Yes it does, even though I agree with Asalieri2 on this. There is such a thing as "circular reasoning".

  • @Hayao Yes of course there is such a thing as circular reasoning... I'm a logician I can tell you that one! I agree with Asa too! I don't see anything wrong with his point at all.

  • @Entertainmentwf Ahh okay, I misread your comment. Sorry about that.

  • @Entertainmentwf Google "Circular reasoning"

  • fatman + bandwagon = pies

  • @daveygravey123456 we're the bandwagon? not the 1000+ who've donated? lol.

    True story, I just now found out i'm fat.

  • @Asalieri2 your not fat

  • @daveygravey123456 i'm just a fatman?

  • @Asalieri2 i misspelt batman

  • I would be willing to understand you views, but you just come off a a over-zealous jealous dick. He's not putting guns to their heads, he's just saying, if you can donate, do it it will help, if not oh well.

  • @WillpowerXG fair enough. I have that effect on some people.

  • AVGN is asking for donations for his film, and people are willingly giving money to him. All he did was ask for money. It's the people's choice whether they give it to him or not. I don't really see the problem.

  • I clicked on AVGN's most recent video out of curiosity and this was a related video, so prepare for a massive onslaught of his fanboys.

  • @Alemme01 if it happens, it happens.

  • $100,445 raised of $75,000 goal

    also, james expected a small portion of the budget to be fan-donated while the rest would be from investors--which begs the question, why didn't he make the amount smaller on indiegogo if he was expecting this?

  • @varelabro1

    Well we don't know what is the budget that he expects to be needed to make the film, so it depends.

  • sell some of your beard skills

  • Who are you playing in A Christmas Carol?

    Are you going to do a version about the AVGN kind of like the one Screwattack did except the three ghosts convince him to not be an e-begger and stuff like that in this version?

  • I love how you made the British SavageBroadcast sound like some badass guy in a western. Let's hear it for the Good (Asa, Roo, David, etc.) the Bad (Most Internet Reviewers) and the Ugly (Also Most Internet Reviewers).

  • AVGN's doing that, while the 99% are suffering?

    I say we occupy his hose and demand that he sell a few of his Sega Saturns and other games and systems he really doesn't need for anything to pay for the film instead.

    WE ARE THE 99% OF THE INTERNET! (I mean those who don't have the power of the AVGN, not those who are any good because 99% of videos on the internet are terrible.)

  • if I get a job soon, I'll definitely buy something off you

    btw what are the games for the NES?

  • You can't pronounce Herge. Apart from that small distraction, very good Asa. Might've bought that NES if I wasn't waayyy over in the UK here. :(

    Good luck on the finance front brah.

  • @YummyBananaFish I thought it was Her-gay, not Herj.

  • @Asalieri2 Air-jay. But like, the French J sound. I believe.

  • 10:23-ish Who's the girl (I think?) between the Dragon Quest 1 hero holding the princess and Dr. Wily?

  • 10:26 I WANT THAT RYU HAYABUSA PERLER ART!

  • Can your wife do a Spiderman sprite from marvel vs Capcom 2?

  • @snowman5443 sure, but it would be extremely huge.

  • they've exceeded the goal by almost 10 thousand dollars.

  • I don't see the big deal. It's not like James Rolfe is actually demanding money from you. you only donate if you want to. There are many people that have a couple bucks to spare. Sure, that's a lot of money for those relatively lame "perks" but that's for those with a lot of hard cash. Not for middle-class people like most of us. If you pay $500 than it's because you wanted to. I'm not giving him money but I don't care if others do and I hope he get's his movie going.

  • Good gravy, at the rate this donation thing is going, he'll have one hundred million dollars!!

  • best wall street joke ever

  • Teh AVGN has provided us entertainment for years so he deserves it1!!!11!!11 If u think hes being greedy than your a sting asshole!! HURR DURR

  • He's up to 82k now. It will never end.

  • @1sam2345 now its 83k! oh sweet jesus! who the fuck would even donate to someone well over their goal??

  • i know how you feel asa i havn't been able to get my coputer up to were it needs to be because of the same reson (cut back hours at work if any aka:i'm broke) i hope you get out of this financial trouble soon

  • In James' defense he's only doing what any Indy film producer would do pre production: Get money. Producers go left and right asking companies and organizations for for donations and investments, James just has a fan base he can lobby. Almost no independent films are made with person funds, film makers just don't have that kinda money.

  • @MagnusTheSnake the Mariachi was made on a 6k budget.

    Also, indie filmmakers don't ask regular joes for cash, they ask banks/people with money. Problem is, the fans will pay for the movie and get none of the profits.

  • @Asalieri2 Colin was made on a budget of £45; there's no price for creativity, only special effects. Look anybody with half a sense will know this is going to suck! Sadly, I feel that this will still be a success, thus opening up pandora's box:

    Nostalgic Critic: The Movie!

    Angry Joe: The Movie!

    AVGN 2: Motherf**ker Mike Comes To Town!

    AVGN 3: Monster Madness Mayhem Marathon!

  • @Asalieri2 While you do bring up a good point, I'm with MagnusTheSnake on this. I think maybe James though it would be easier the get money for the film through online donations rather than asking for a loan from the bank. But whether you a approve or disapprove of such methods, at least James Rolf didn't demand for set amount cash for his project, unlike a certain running faggot.

  • @Algahiem yes he did. 75000. That is a set amount. In fact, a much higher set amount than the running faggot. HOW on Earth are they different?

  • @Asalieri2 Well I could give a compelling argument, but then I'd probably end up sounding like a rabid AVGN fanboy. I'd end up say something I'd regret, you'd insult me, I'd would insult you and before you know it, I'd be no better the Ed Findlay or that Narutard lusting over the Kickassia DVD. :D

  • @Algahiem then we can agree to disagree and be cool with each other, instead!

  • @Asalieri2 Exactly! I'm glad we had this talk, good sir. :)

  • @MagnusTheSnake To be honest it just sounds like he's taking advantage of his fans. If you don't want a loan from a bank then you turn to companies or individuals. In the real world the company or person involved would invest the money; not just donate. If I was to give money to James, let's say $750, I expect to have a 1% share of the film's profit, if any. In the end it's all about stocks and shares, make no mistake this will hurt his public image in the long run.

  • @MagnusTheSnake True but some filmmakers sacrifice a little to make there film a reality. Example? Kevin Smith selling all of his comics to raise enough money to fiance Clerks. James has many games he could sell to fund his movie. Sure not a lot for what he's asking but come on it's a start.

  • What is the clip of at 7:00 to 7:23?

  • @SMRPGFAN101 The 2005 film The Producers; watch the original 1968 film first though.

  • @amigagames Thanks.

  • I know others don't agree but between this, Masterpaint Theatre, Internet Nobody News (loved that one) and your recent videos I'm really liking your latest material and personally I think it is getting funnier than ever. Obviously you are really good at dealing with obstacles in life (like the "limitations" you have now). Keep on going man. And please do another Internet Nobody News, that was great... bah, anything with a skit like the Rames Jolfe is pure gold.

  • @Locomamonk thanks for the kind words. Nice to hear encouragement now and then.

  • For those wondering he's at a little over 80,000 when I last looked. Jeez he could probably pay off the national debt at this rate.

  • He should lend those who donated to his movie a free ticket or two.

  • THEY'VE ALREADY RAISED $78,737....FFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUU­UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCC­CCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!­!!!!!!!!!!!

  • The things that saddens me about the AVGN thing is that he owns 2 copies of Nintendo World Champions. He could make at LEAST 50,000$ from selling those on eBay since it is the rarest NES game ever made. But instead of parting with his precious nes collection, he'll just beg his fans for money.

  • @FusionCode The two NWC cartridges were both Pat's. 

  • @FusionCode My website only make like nearly 500 dollars a month, keep in mind that I'm a nobody. AVGN gets like over 120k daily views per day on his site or something along those lines? How much money do you think hes making? My guess at least around 25,000 a month with cinemassacre.

    He also makes money at other places, how much do you think he gets from youtube, from his merchandise, from his partnership with spike, and screwattack?

    Just damn that guy is rich.

  • @FusionCode He does'nt own those. The other guy Pat does.

  • @FusionCode If you're talking about that video he did a while back, I don't think he actually owns those games; the other guy in the video does.

    Speaking of his collection, did you know that he didn't even have half of his current NES collection before he started the AVGN? In fact, he didn't even own Dr. Jekyll & Mr. Hyde himself; he had to get it from his friend Mike Matei.

  • I dunno about all this, but Rolling Rock is kind of a terrible beer.

  • Indie film making is expensive stuff. Isn't like with multiple people working on a film chipping in. Bear in mind, too, that 75k is still low-budget and that is going into an entertainment product, not a personal luxury and he may be wanting to make it more than just a review but to also spread himself out some more from his routine. I dunno, I think he deserves some suspension of belief than getting personal, he may make good use of that budget and make a decent movie. Too soon for the hate.

  • @ShinDarkfox I somewhat agree. I guess I can see both sides.

    But this amount is pretty big. This is more than even Clerks and Paranormal activity (combined, even) and great movies have been made (such as The Gamers) on a much lower budget. An argument can be made that that this amount is based on the script, but really, what are they thinking of doing with a character whose sole purpose is to review old games?

  • Wow I just lost any semblance of respect I once had for James Rolf... Shame on him.

  • Oh nice you have Tao from shining force, Say you don't happen to have Max, Zylo or Adam?

  • Those pixel things look pretty fucking pro.

  • this movie better be worth it, i've had to deal with fred and suburban knights for the past two years

  • I can sum up this movie right now,

    *Open credits*

    ""This game you already know is shit, is shit!""

    *End credits*

    Truly worth the 75k it cost to make.

  • @seirahime Almost all of that 75k would be spent on buying the best fucking camera ever, with every D that ever was for the Super Realistic Awesome Edition, then you'd have to give away your house to see it. The normal cut would be filmed with an ancient phone camera with a plastic cup for a microphone, to see this one you'd have to sell your vital organs.

  • @SirJolithan

    He already has that camera, note the camera he used already to make the begging video. He has a HD camera with an adjustable lens. Also youtube money, gametrailer money, screwattack money, merchandise, ad revenue. He doesn't need to beg for money.

    10k gets you already a movie grade camera. So wheres the 65k going?

    Think about that, 75.000! For a video game review. On a game we already know is shit. Whoopie.

  • He's now $400 away from it.

  • lol he is practically at 75k now. I bet James is pissed at himself for not asking for 150,000 or even 500,000. I mean if you are going to exploit your idiot fans then why not go all out?

  • I would like to buy your link, Megaman X Pixel and i would like if you can make sparkster from rocket knight adventures and I'll buy that too.

    

  • Meh, the Angry Console Playing Geek can't hold a candle to the Annoyed Game Player. ACPG is just a ripoff of Sheamusinfant anyway.

  • i look like a retard in this. also no avgn is not all that goes on in my life

  • Great video man. I subbed. AVGN sucks now. I was a fan not anymore.

  • @FireArmsResQ Welcome to the group!

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  • Honestly, I thought the whole AVGN movie was a bad idea anyway to begin with. I just don't see the appeal for a AVGN movie for a bigger audience.

    BTW, who was that on the left next to Wily? She reminds me of Lina Inverse.

  • Everyone's throwing a hissy fit at james because people knew him as a respectable person who wouldn't become a complete sellout like IG.

  • Do you have any from Chrono trigger

  • @SuperBlackjack22 we can certainly make those.