The Orphans

[PSNSMANIACALMIND1st]

Benny always did have masculinity problems.

[Mustaklaki]

"Nothing feels like it should from my head to my toe and I hear the voices my Heavenly Judges accuse and condemn my in the same breath. Drag"

[colocolowb1]

I want my pie!!!

[thelittleman1321]

Death by Ice Cream

[PachiProductions]

Scotsburn is better.

[mhkcentral5]

I love the dark night music nearthe end!

[Jwitzpoopz]

They're wearing gloveless fingers!

[Akiviri4]

I love that not only were they the same orphans from the first video, they got in the exact same gloveless fingers gag :D

[kmangundya]

Haha that was fucked up :)

Keep it up picnicface!

[MrKirner]

Not Found!? 2:44 precise frame

[BiggestNightmareJim]

sweeeeeet

[SteveyMcSteezy]

So stoked for april 23 2014:P

[likipompom]

Did anyone catch the frame right after "Nothing feels like it should..."? Started like "So..."

[LilMisTaken]

@likipompom Yes, if you follow the link, other comments will make more sense too.

[Kookalas]

Please check back April 23rd 2014 for your pie.

[AronofskysKumo]

Portugal forgives you. As long as you keep posting videos on Youtube and I don't come to your page to see "This video is not allowed in your country."

[claytonbing16]

Pie is on my calendar.....I won't forget

[JerkyGerky]

1:18 wtf?

[Jkfilms7]

Silent, but still manages to be Picnicface. Love it. That blip of the the ice-cream cone killed me.

[DeoMon1]

When they said, "Let's get ice cream." I knew something was up, considering the kids already had ice cream.

[BITCHSHITCUNTFUCK]

...but i don't even like pie!

[brcodemocact12080101]

"Nothing feels like it should from my head to my toe and I hear the voices of my Heavenly Judges accuse and condemn me in the same breath. Drag."

LMAO

[abrady3]

I lost it at 1:34. WHO WANTS MOOAR ICE CREAM and his huge fucking smile.

[sexmybutton]

5 people we're fed too much ice cream as a child orphan.

[MendelsonShape]

You all paused it at 2:44. I can smell it on you.

[cazspazrazmataz]

Hey, they reused the gloveless fingers joke.

[TheGayNiceDevils]

Was that The Dark Knight soundtrack I heard? I think so

[MrMagoolachub]

good reward

[mattakudesu]

when the blind father started smelling for the orphans on the bench, i lost it cause of the face he was making. these guys are hilarious.

[Uptomyknees]

just killing it.

[ComingWithStyle]

What picnicface doesn't tell us in this sketch is what became of the children that the orphans stole. Eventually, those children will find out that their parents have been murdered with ice cream. The children, now orphans, will then steal other children from their parents as well - and the cycle continues.

[StacyJoCo]

April 23rd 2014... tempted to put that in my calendar :p

[ZapatistaDiF]

Tom Baker?!

[lkrduf]

Just watched the season finale via the internet. Fucking brilliant. PLEASE tell me there's going to be another season, this is probably the funniest show I've seen in a very long time.

[merfanonymous]

pie schmi

[Samify75]

i'll be there for pie!

[hyperacti]

I did it!

[Giggles154242]

Old school final song! What is it? :)

[marklittle]

@Giggles154242 Why, it's "Bouncin Back" by Mystikal! And I recommend the music video, where continually throws himself against the walls of a padded cell but then, as promised, bounces back.

[HeartlessMayu]

Will I actually get a pie? I'd really like one. Please follow through.

[turnipofficer]

That's going to be one heavenly pie.

[jag1762010]

Congratulations!! Now go there!!

[fmjiceman]

at the end does she say "ohhhh ffffaaaaacckkkk"

[mlevin07]

evany is hot. i wish i was a white horse

[LouisaNash]

lol yes blind father XD

[matx33]

I had better get my pie.

[CasusUniversum]

Can't wait til April 23rd 2014!

[hiddencloudninja]

Well, I've set a reminder in my phone for April 23rd 2014. You'd better have my pie ready.

[0BatGirl0]

Someone else on Youtube already did the 'gloveless fingers' joke. I think it was either Black20 or Blame Society.

[hamooon]

@0BatGirl0 It's a common joke. It's neither important nor the punchline of the video... it merely goes to show how poor they are, AND how slapstick the video is.

Hope it helps :)

[MichaelaLeach]

"Nothing feels like it should from my head to my toe and I hear the voices of my Heavenly judges accuse and condemn me in the same breath. Drag."

[parksman1978]

@MichaelaLeach damn i was beat to it! lol

[ckieks]

@MichaelaLeach there is more than that?

[rainbowmuppet]

And now I know how to spell the noises people make when they're being smothered.

[realmrlolz]

My eyes say moist, but the back of my hand says strike an orphan.



[sshsgrad2004]

That was a beautiful piece of editing, I must say... lol

[cptmars]

Brian's faces in this are fantastic.

[Ashtoro]

How many people will check back April 23rd 2014?

[Rathemighty]

@Ashtoro all I can say is, "FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUU­UUUUUUUUUUUUUU–!!!"

[mamazboy16]

You guys need to list your site on all of your video descriptions at the end

[meowsers450]

You did it!

Please check back April 23rd 2014 for your pie.

[SaffyRocks]

Also, I wish picnicface posted the songs the use at the end in the description!!

[SaffyRocks]

April 23rd 2014...

I know what I'll be doing!

[Katanajoe7]

I prefer the original orphans skit

[Stormfin]

Is that Batman Begins?

[dork0616]

@Stormfin either that or dark knight

[lazerboii44]

thumbs up if youre the 301st viewer

[Schlomoburg]

THUFFT

[dogliford]

damn right I'll be back in 2014 for my pie!!

[Mr4NiceOne]

he looks like Notch

[KevinLieber]

Incredible

[Electroguy1]

2 UPLOADS. Omg. This trucks for you!

[wesley59999]

Good old Halifax!

[promenthia]

My eyes say moist but the back of my hand says strike an orphan!

[MasterCharlz]

anybody else spend all that time finding the frame, only to scroll down and see that someone else found it first and posted it in the comments? bummer.

[ZekeMahogany]

Excellent work! This is Zeke Mahogany approved! :) Picnicface rocks!

[IHSchwingo]

Sadly we all know that the pie is a lie...

[diogeneslaertius666]

The Orphans have stolen the children.

[Dasyati]

You know I'm holding you to your word on that pie. My calendar is marked.

[ZigwentZag]

i txted andys number and he actually txted back that is awesome!

[nathpollen]

Well, it's in my ipod calendar now, so it's set in stone. I expect pie in 2 years.

[lkrduf]

Pie? I'd rather some icecream.

[DairyQu33n]

April 23rd 2014? Fineee >:I

[KH2vorpalblade]

Ooh, what's the song at the end?

[93callumj]

@KH2vorpalblade Mystikal - Bouncin' Back (Bumpin' Me Against the Wall)

[mostentertainment]

i dont want to wait that long for my pie

[MrAlexbradley]

…I thought that they'd been beaten to death…

[MrReubenTurner]

YOU DID IT!

Please check back April 23rd 2014 for your pie.

[technicallyabsurd]

Hooray! I only need to wait 2 and a half years for my pie

[sklarinator]

I think I'm gonna have nightmares about ice cream now...

[verylittleknowledge]

Two orphans, one ice cream

[DelvarWorld]

I don't like that you reused the gloveless fingers joke, but the rest made up for it. Strong ending.

[naten9]

Haha! Love the Mystikal in the end!

[avengedbulletromance]

the arrow to the knee is a skyrim joke.

[2minutestomammoth]

Remember when Picnicface was hilarious, silly, and made sense? Well, ok, I lied about the making sense part, but still, this is dark!

Not as creepy as the Casio Love Song though... that was fucked up

[Blackout5871]

The video was great and all, but... what's with all The "arrow to the knee" comments?

[qwertykeyboardqwerty]

@Blackout5871 you obviously dont play skyrim

[Blackout5871]

@qwertykeyboardqwerty *puts on monocle* "You obviously don't play skyrim guffaw guffaw." Howzabout ya pull the stick from your oversized never-had-sex ass and try explaining it instead of trying to sound like you're better than me because you're "in on the joke"?

[ZombieCancer1996]

@Blackout5871 How's about you stop crying like a faggot and go play Skyrim. Or at least Google it. Jesus, people are stupid.

[UtterlyMoot]

FOR THOSE OF YOU TRYING TO STOP ON THAT ONE FRAME:

"So, you decided to spend all this time and energy to read every frame of this sketch" ...etc,. LINK!

h TEETEEPEE dot wwdoubleyou picnicface. com /archivetemp81937823joannedump­wankhagiocracy 

[CassiusXs]

If you got adventurer problems I feel bad for you son. I dodged 99 arrows, but my knee took 1.

[UtterlyMoot]

I LOVE BATMAN!

[lpclassic60]

Classic Picnicface brilliance! I just have to wonder what the people in the passing cars thought...

[wop01]

This is a masterpiece.

[StygianEmperor]

Oh wow, he actually picked up. Cool man.

[VampirateYuki]

"Nothing feels like it should from my head to my toe and I hear the voices of my Heavenly Judges accuse and condemn me in the same breath. Drag." That's what one of the slides say but I can't pause fast enough to read the one after, anyone else?

[ZombieCancer1996]

Fuck yea, I totally found that frame with the link in it.

[penguinchris796]

@JessicaR79 I did, he answered, we talked, day made.

[Samodrei]

i saw this on your tv show. am i the only one that watches it?

[WeSailAtDawn]

@Samodrei It's not on in America :'(

[blackmage3000]

@Samodrei i watch it

[MontaqV3]

Mystikal - Bouncin' Back

[penguinchris796]

When I first heard that there was a re-imagining of sorts on the Orphans sketch because other comedy troupes sort of redo their material in a slightly different way when on TV and it's never as good, but this was amazing and completely different loved it, shoulda known better than to doubt you.

[koollama]

Nothing feels like it should from my head to my toe and I hear the voices of my Heavenly Judges accuse and condemn me in the same breath. Drag. So you decided to spend all this time and energy to read every frame of this sketch. ...And this is what you found!!! wwwpicnicfacecom/archivetemp81­937823joannedumpwankhagiocracy Congratulations!! Now go there!!

[ggblob]

@koollama All I get is a 404(yes I put in the .'s) :/

[koollama]

@ggblob Don't put in the tack--that's there from youtube's format.  It still works for me.

[mkoerss]

@koollama i put that into google and it said one of the guys phone numbers? that's probably bad.

[koollama]

@mkoerss Yea they changed it since then, LOL! I was so close to texting him asking if he still hates asians.

[mycathasbeenstolen]

@koollama PAGE NOT FOUND WHAT

[scarecrowsteiner666]

@koollama IT'S HIS PHONE NUMBERRR!!

[goldsmith1210]

You can't hide Evany's boobs, nice try though.

[pastadam]

These guys choose the best outro songs

[yellowcougar18]

Is it wrong that I found Evany Rosen hot whilst disguised as a boy?

[TheRain911]

Nice job

[softiceification]

The heavenly judges, oh bummer.

[matoro1989]

@hellotheresirdude let the people figure it out themselves >.<

[brandonr85]

Brilliant!

[GHACKSTER]

GASP.



[stephenrodgers1000]

/archivetemp81937823joannedump­wankhagiocracy

[matoro1989]

@stephenrodgers1000 don't let people cheat. takes the fun out of it.

[CzechMate44]

boobz

[DwNecrid]

Lolwat? I dont even...

[Fluffythedestroyer69]

I went to the link....I didnt get it.....

[plastiqa]

I use to eat ice cream like you, then I took an orphan to the knee.

[TheDude4077]

@plastiqa ahhhhhhhhhhhh skyrim joke

[plastiqa]

@TheDude4077 I figured nobody else on YouTube was making any so... Oh, wait. Crap.

[Pittsisamazing]

They love their mind camera mugs

[Leonheart96]

i used to be blind

then i took an arrow to the knee

[MitchellBeazley]

XD I seen this on an episode I love it!

[Mihael312]

Andy will be getting phonecalls!

[hornedlobster]

so proud to be canadian

[PiranhaPlaza]

What has been seen cannot be unseen 0_0

[funkophone]

Fuck yeah, farmer's ice cream!

[ZekeMahogany]

I'm going to see THE ARTIST in 15 minutes, the last thing I thought was that I would see 2 silent films today! Well done, Picnicface!

[ChaosOrCosmos]

Andy's gonna be getting some creepy phone calls...

[pchenester]

lmfao anyone seen the hidden nessages?

[Imheretosexyourpets]

Brian's sniffing was more terrifying than the Ring Wraiths in LOTR

[DDRaHolic]

YOU AINT SEEN BOUNCIN' BACK!:) Guys, this is the best thing you've put out in years. Amazing!:)

[LeftyHangsLower]

2:44 - "Nothing feels like it should from my head to my toe and I hear the voices of my Heavenly Judges accuse and condemn me in the same breath. Drag."

I love you guys! :D

[mexistache760]

at 2:44 it says, "Nothing feels like it should from my head to my toe and I hear the voices of my Heavenly Judges accuse and condemn me in the same breath. Drag"

[USAconstitut1on]

OOOOOH FUUUUUUUUUUCK

[PSYCHOPATHsam]

u guys ever think about doing comedy?

[XCVWZ]

@PSYCHOPATHsam Are you fucking kidding me?

[Abner528]

Eating too much ice cream may cause you to kill the distributor. Vanilla ice cream eat with moderation. Love you guys.

[bloodflan]

Rather spiffing



[TempTombstone]

Its cool, i don't like sleeping anyways

[ohyeahitsisaac]

I love you, picnicface. 

[DrSpaceGhost]

I LOVE YOU GUYS/GIRLS

[NerdyLikes]

@DrSpaceGhost

THANK YOU, GUY/GIRL!

[thedamnbored]

is this some kind of youtube failure or something.. i see 0 views and no description :p

[NerdyLikes]

@thedamnbored

Uh.

Well, I'm not having any problems, so it's probably on your end.

Try logging out of YouTube, closing and restarting (or switching) your browser, and log back in.

I dunno. I hope this helps?

[thedamnbored]

@NerdyLikes worked :D