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  • Did this guy get fire? Haven't heard from him in a while...

  • guys, honestly stop giving call of duty black ops a hard time. sure it may not be your thing, but the campaign is immersive and has a great storyline, the zombies mode is flawless and addictive as hell. and you'd be hard-pressed to find a more thought out and balanced multiplayer... Treyarch has done well

  • How much you got paid from Activision for this shit?

  • @arska1991 You Mean Treyarch?

  • @xXRompSocksXx No, Activision

  • 10/10 OOOOH HELL NO!!!!

  • I

    V.  Hell nooooooooooooooo

  • Black ops was NOT the most anticipated game of the year, it did not win many major game of the year awards, and it does not have the largest online community from launch to date. Do you guys know what did? Starcraft 2. Far superior game.

  • Ohh you were the people sucking infinity wards dick.

  • and people call ign out for giving this game too high of a score

  • Wow this game is really not that good, weird story and the same old call of duty processed gameplay.

  • rather play team fortress 2 for a online game and rather play half-life 2's campaign.

  • 3:33 says THERE IS SO MANY GAME TYPES shows 8 *facepalm*

  • 10/10

    WHAT THE FU!!!

    KABOOM!!!!!!!!

  • How the f*ck did this get a better score then Uncharted 3

  • My god. I can just imagine how much you were trying NOT to laugh at yoir own review

  • How much did you get paid for this? Must of been enough for you NOT to say "This game is exactly like any other Call of Duty." Right?

  • Quite impressive keep up the good work.

  • THE GUNS FUCKING WEAK!!!!!!!!!!!! ITS SO FUCKING HARD TO GET FUCKING KILLS WHEN GETTING FUCKING 4 HITMARKERS!!!!!!!!

  • "The sheer amount of content packed into this game is absolutely staggering"

    Since when is a 6 hour single player campaign and standard FPS multiplayer a staggering amount of content? Even MW2 had more content - at least it had the Special Ops missions.

  • Might i just say they stole gun game from counter strike source

  • i agree cartera464

  • 3. Graphics

    He says that you'd be hard pressed to find a better looking shooter (Crysis is one that comes off the top of my head) than Black Ops, but says that Halo Reach is only above average in the graphics department when it clearly looks better.

    4.Survival Modes

    Zombies vs Firefight. Zombies is fun and all, but they didn't really make any major changes from WaW and the changes they made pale in comparison to the customization options for Firefight 2.0

  • 2. Multiplayer

    He praised BLOPS for having a bunch of modes (Ground War and Tactical are not game modes dumbass) and maps. Reach has just as many if not more game modes and maps and Forge 2.0 and custom game editing just add infinitely more options. Treyarch didn't add any new games modes besides sticks and stones and sharpshooter which anyone could have easily thought of while Bungie brought in Headhunter, Stockpile, and Invasion widh are great additions.

    NEXT UP GRAPHICS AND SURVIVAL MODE

  • Let's compare this to his Halo Reach review

    1.Single Player-He praised the story in Black Ops even though its just a bunch of haphazard we don't know what the fuck were doing blow everything up bullshit. Reach's campaign was way better and had more of an epic scale feel to it. Co-Op just added to it. Black Ops was just go here shoot this and the occasional on rails MG section. Reach constantly mixed it up with Jetpacking with ODSTs, Dogfights in Space, etc.

    I'm run out of space look 4 2nd coment

  • Um... Battlefield 2 (lets not even mention Bf3) looked better & Black Ops has totally unrealistic fail sound.

  • One of the best shooters hes ever played? Well, someone hasnt played Half life 2.

  • It's cool to hate Call of Duty.

  • Finally! someone else who thinks that Black ops isn't the worst Cod ever made :)

  • wtf lazy campaign,modded mp,and even worst graphics then mario 

  • This game should have gotten a 8.5 at most not 10/10

  • no technical issues? there is texture pop in out the ass!

  • 'You will be hard pressed to find a better looking shooter...' Hmmm... Let's see... Halo: Reach, Crysis 1... Which are both games that came out at the same time, btw... If we count games that look better now... Battlefield 3, Crysis 2, Bulletstorm, Deus Ex HR...

  • Hahaha very funny machinima now whats ur the real score?

  • "You'll be hard pressed to find a better looking game" Minecraft

  • Why the hell does every1 not like black ops? It's really good I enjoyed it

  • @Zeyn97

    you enjoyed it cause you're 14

  • this did more that modern warfare 3 e.g. wager mathces, zombies, cod points, much better campaign, more customisation really? this is much better than modern warfare 3 which didnt change at all since modern warfare 2 who gives a fuck about the graphics as long as its fun but i admint 10 might be a bit high but the best cod since cod 4 and 5 defiently

  • Machinimas a joke of a video game review company after this review.

  • hahahahahaha what a joke hahaha

  • This is obviously not a fair gauge of CoD.It should have been a 8.5 or 7.5 cause the story line is bad enough to put people off and the zombie mode is just terrible but 10/10?!

  • What were you smoking when you did this review?

  • Regarding "being hard pressed to find a better looking FPS"...

    You guys do realize that this review, along with the game, was released last year? in 2010? That means you cannot pull BF3, Crysis 2, MW3, etc out and say "Dude! What are you saying? All of these games look better!" Of course they do. They were released LATER than this game. Just sayin'.

  • @TheBreadcrab MW2, Crysis 1, BFBC 1, 2...

  • @Syndiicatee just an endless list

  • 8:53 the fucking multiplayer is laging you idiot!

  • hands down the worst cod since cod 3.

  • You sucking much cod dick, Rob?

    -The graphics are awful. Mw, mw2, crysis 2, halo 3, mw3, bf3, and a lot of others have better graphics.

    -The story is bad. Inconsistent.

    -Zombies is amazing, but not scary, you pussy.

    -The sound sucks. Music is gay and all guns sound the same.

    -Multiplayer is just crap. Very boring, bad hit detection, a lot of lag.

    Verdict: 3/10

    But, Im being biased, just like you, Rob.

    I will be fair,

    6/10

  • "you will be hard pressed to find an fps that looks better"

    crysis

    crysis 2

    killzone 2

    killzone 3

    MW2

    MW3

    Battlefield 3

    Medal of Honour

  • Skyrim gets a lower score then Black Ops.

    You sir, are a fucking moron.

  • Without a doubt the worst review ever made.

  • i can no longer take these reviews seriously. you have highly recommended a game that neither i, nor my friends, have enjoyed much at all, and this is coming from big FPS fans. how much did activision pay you for a 10? the graphics are fine, the gameplay repetitive and unchanged from previous iterations in the series, and the campaign is head-numbingly loud and annoying. zombie mode? talk about a last second throw- in. scary? lol! i liked the multiplayer, but that gives it what, a 7.5 or 8?

  • is this the only game on machinima to ever get a 10 cus i can name so mean that are better but tbh the same thing will happen to mw3 and the next cod game people will love it for about 3 months then they will call it shit then go back to mw2 or mw1 don't call him an idiot yes he was wrong but we all still got the game we all still liked them game then we all hated the game it probably happened to him you have to remember this was with in a week of relies it was bad.

  • You sir, are an idiot and i am not watching anymore of these reviews after i realized you gave this piece of shit game a better review than skyrim. Just another cod fanboy that thinks cod is the greatest.dumbass reviewer.

  • BULLSHIT

  • Fag.

  • i actually found this game boring, campaign was alright but i did honestly guess ending.

  • Thumbs up if that ending was predictable.

  • 2:33 is clearly a frozen sea not a snow covered mountain.

  • this is better than mw3? wtf????

  • They gave uncharted 3, batman arkham city, saints row 3 and skyrim a 9.5 and they gave COD BO a fucking 10, thats gay as hell.

  • Im just hear for my daily dislike

  • CoD series is also known for their ability to kill off the coolest characters...

  • 10/10 - Black Ops.......

    9.5/10 - Skyrim?

    WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­UUUUUUUUU

  • @arka181 tell me about it they should only have one person review these games because otherwise we will get completely different reviews form different people

  • @arka181 why are u idiots even comparing a fps to a rpg game seriously?!?!?!?!??!?! they arent even related

  • @arka181 also

    9.5s for Red Dead, Halo Reach, Arkham City, Saints Row The Third, AC: Brotherhood, Skyward Sword, Crysis 2, Uncharted 3, NBA 2K11, NHL 11, Splinter Cell: Conviction, and Bayonetta which are all better then this. Not to mention other retarded scores like 9 for Gears 3 and 7.5 for Left 4 Dead 2

  • Graphics, dude, DUDE! GTA IV HAD BETTER GRAPHICS THAN THAT!

  • Ok so how much did they pay you? C'mon own up!

  • coldwar and vietnam vietnam is in the coldwar what a fail

  • 10 / 10 for black ops and 9.5 / 10 for mw3 how can i trust you?

  • Choking on Activision dick Ron?

  • Im sorry but machinima sucks cods cock SOO much in this review lol

  • This game has hands down the best campaign ever.

    But now its pretty boring.

  • @TheCrazycrazykids this does NOT have the best campaign ever. whether you are talking about out of all the games to come out in history or not, this game has a shitty campaign. the best call of duty campaigns are cod4 or before. this game is garbage.

  • Its a great game but it's not perfect if they gave uncharted 3. 9.5 this diserves 9.1

  • oh... my... days... i'm sorry but even here the IGN review is more accurate. he just got freaking bribed by activision

  • I LIKED AND FAVORITED EPIC REVIEW

  • just another cod fanboy.

    normal

  • ok maybe 10 is a bit biased but it is a good game

  • i dont think he have played any other CoDs

  • 3:19 "I could not believe the amount of different game types, matches, & varied ways to play this game."

    Nothing new, it's the same old crap from previous Call of Duty's. It would be a different story if Wager Matches were actually fun, but they aren't.

  • lol u fucking love blakc ops

    well

    i fking hate you

  • ooohhhh ITS HARD TO FIND A BETTER FPS THAN THIS ONE!!????

    REALLY, U JUST SAID THAT

    OMG i can tell you i have found millions better than this one

    freckend COD fan boy

  • i bet COD gave him money to give him a 10/10 when it really is a 6.5

  • Everything he said was good except for the multiplayer. I mean who would have thought this game would be filled with ghost corner camping famassholes, am I right?

  • Absolute joke.. This guy is obviously expecting a nice sum for all that bum-licking.. Zombies is 10/10 (or at least closest to it) but Multiplayer doesn't feel as good as MW2 did.. all the gun power problems and sniping made impossible, with all maps vaguely the same size (bar nuketown, a 1 in 1000 chance).. IMO it deserves about 8/10 at most..

    About as bad as World at War was...

  • My review: THIS GAME FUCKING SUCKS? EXCEPT FOR ZOMBIES? ALL THE SHIT HE SAYS LIKE TREYARCH MADEA PERFECT GAME BLAH BLAH IM NOT PLAYING THIS GAME ANYMORE NOT FUN AT ALL

  • lolololol other reviews say the campaing goes 8 hours this he finished in 6 and half hour ..get a life

  • BLACKOPS REVIEW on me

    story is very nice .....but gameplay to repetitiv

    multiplayer can be fun...but for some to boring and not special

    zombie mode FREAKING AWESOM = ok

  • Crysis 2, battlefield (both bad company and battlefield 3), deus ex HR, minecraft (xD!) <--- games that look better than COD

  • My review

    Story: fun: well narated, but nothing special

    Gameplay: exciting, but not a whole lot different from the previous games. He complains about other games for being only 6 hours, but he comes up with an excuse for this game cos he is a fanboy

    Multiplayer: fun, but basically a remix of the old games and is unbalanced, repeatative and stressful after you have been killed 8 times by the same camper. And zombies is exactly the same as the WAW

    Graphic:Bland and dull and recycled.

    :/

  • this is why ign reviews are the best and people say they give cod 10/10 all the time what is this!

  • prolly getting a kick back from the developers, they ain't gunna tell you it's shit...

  • and thats why machinima sucks at reviewing :D ign ftw

  • OMG!

    That's NOT fair!

    He is a COD fanboy! I've played COD 4, MW2 this and getting MW3, but I know for a fact black ops shouldn't be getting 10/10.

    I love me some COD but seriously, this is ridiculous.

  • ... I can only talk for myself, but I completed the single player campaign when the game released and did again a few weeks ago out of boredom. It's SHIT! There are far too many BORING story parts you can't skip, the action is constantly interrupted for sone BS cut scene you don't give a flying fuck about. You aren't free to do what you want, you must follow the crappy path the developpers laid out for you.

    That being said, I *really* enjoy the multiplayer to this day.

  • There are absolutely no problems, glitches, overpowered weapons, or anything at all, because we are here at machinima we are call of duty fanboys. (the list goes on and on on how many fps' have better graphics black ops)

  • LMAO never watching a Machinima review again...

  • Trying not to vomit at this biased review.

  • Uncharted 3 got a 9.5 from Machinima... wow

  • Wow that was painful to watch

  • black ops is a 7.5

  • Machinima you just losee all respect as a media reviewer. This will hunt you down forever. But hey so what, the money is the money, isn't it??? ...

  • How much did Activision pay you off for this biased review? Good graphics? on Xbox you play at 1024x608 rez... PC is much better but still a crappy game...

  • Wow, okay so this story is 6 1/2 hours long. WOW. You've gotta be kidding me why don't you play like portal 2 and work your brain doosh

  • Black ops gets boring real fast

  • I dare Rob Talbert to play one more Black ops game in MW3 comes out at the first day :P ..

  • i think the dislike bar speaks for our opinion of your opinion

  • crysis. i found one.

  • This game was great

  • Everyone a complainer, its not the game, it isnt the games fault that people choose to pick Second Chance. And its your fault for having a suck-ass connection.

  • hahah on other machinima reviews people are all like "oh, I come here to get away from IGN's CoD dick sucking" hahahah

  • i only play this 4 zombies

  • OMG super lazy textures on the dudes face at 1:39 and still a 10 out of 10

  • wow and i thought ign sucked cods cock.

  • Now how the fuck could you give a 10/10 for this piece of shit game, did treyarch pay you or something? that game is one of the most fucked up shit i've ever played. Laggy, buggy, glitchy, and much more. this is ridiculous.

  • bloody hell what was this guy thinking

  • WOW! AND YOU GAVE BATMAN ARKHAM CITY 9.5!!! ITS 20 times better than this!!!

  • lol at 8:53 the game lags while he says how good it is.

  • this is just bullshit wtf machinima this is a shit game!

  • @vreeland17 Did you buy it?

  • Machinima was born from HALO Machinima.

    Not Call of Duty! Halo!

    Now?! Machinima Directors adore CoD.

    All of them play CoD more, except for the ones that play Minecraft or Halo. But look at Seananners, Hutch, Mr. Sark, and who else?! It's all CoD commentaries 24/7! My friend thinks Halo is overrated. It is not. This piece of shit, this game that has corrupted Machinima and every other game because if the kids that play it. THIS is overfuckingrated.

  • To all the COD fanboys:

    Let me check my to-do list:

    Hmm.

    Your mom is right on top.

    Giving a fuck about Call of Duty?

    Nowhere to be found.

  • Um... No. I hated it; 6.5 at most. I think.

  • if this is a 10/10 i guess other games are like 15/10, 16/10, 18/10

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  • 1. Don't swear in game reviews. Reviews doesn't look serious when swearing.

    2. You're supposed to be objective when doing a review. Opinions ruined the review, making this game review both very unserious and doubtful. You described the game from one side only, namely your opinions.

    3. This review were done too early.

    4. The rating is unrealistic. It's influenced too much by your opinions and not facts about the game.

    Here:

    +Balanced multiplayer

    +OK campaign

    -Repetitive

    -Bad netcoding

    8/10

  • @DaHeadshotz :O Holy crap! Someone with a brain!

  • "I fucking love it". Real professional.

  • Im no hater. But 10/10 , wow.

  • fps that looks better hm..... battelfield XDD

  • the story felt like a remake of vanilla sky with michael bay as the director

  • @ultimatepie27 you are my hero

  • i searched for this video just to dislike it again

  • @HahUsmell your stupid.

  • @AjLaya0 your an idiot

  • @HahUsmell suck a dick bro

  • @AjLaya0 blow my dick bro

  • @HahUsmell lick my ass kid

  • single player was good, multiplayer was meh, and zombies kicked ass overall 8 out of 10

  • And by the way, the graphics are terrible. Doors and walls look like pieces of paper. The guns look straight out of James Bond Nightfire. Dirt from explosions look like WaW's. Shit, EVERYTHING looks like WaW.

  • This is the typical CoD fanboy with a mic. He's so enthralled by the idea of new CoD that he misses the blatantly obvious flaws and the overall piece of shit this game is. Might as well be playing WaW, same graphics and better gameplay than this imo. MW and MW2 were steps in the right direction, but MW3's graphics look terribly similar, which scares me. Either way, doubt BO will have any loyal fans come the day of MW3.

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  • Ok this review was definitely 100% opinion and that's what every review is but really? The graphics in this game are shittier than almost any first person shooter that's come out in the last two or maybe three years.

    I mean, crysis had better, mw3 had better, bfbc2 had better. Seriously, the graphics section was the shittiest of all shit.

  • ok, i dont know what game he was playing but it wasnt the black ops i played, the story was all over the place and poorly told, flash backs make it just silly and reznov is still soooo annoying, and why the fuck where people surprised that reznov was never really there, no shit he wasnt, they said it from the first damn mission

  • finally a good reviewer i mean seriosly wtf is up with some dickheads

  • This is "hands down" the worst review I have ever seen in my life. Graphics shit. Multiplayer shit. Hit detection. Total shit. Bullets bend round Walls. Colour pallet shit. Game pacing on both single and multiplayer. Shit. The reviewer. WAS SHIT. I wanted black ops to be good but it's so bad it's untrue. Mw3 normal people can't wait for your arrival.

  • @marknewcombe1 you must suck a multiplayer obviously . Your connection must be terrible/

  • They gave 10/10 to this?

  • black ops is THE shit!

    story mode was badass

    zombies is fckn insane!

    multiplayer is exciting!

    btw for all you complainers! its your connection that fckn sucks, barely the servers...uhm guns arent over used, theres like thosands of people how played the game, and dumass i do believe there isnt thousands of guns in the game, and second chance isnt over used! you just die from the same person using it idiot.

  • This is a terrible review the graphics are shit they have hardly updated them and he didn't even explain any flaws, black ops sucks ass compared to mw2 or cod4

  • @Mason122296 thnx

  • black ops is shit

  • This is not review this is a praise

  • @Mason122296 BF3 is garbage.. Played it and it was garbage.. It lacked everything except great graphics..

  • @jasano1234 Dude, it's a beta, the actual game isn't even out yet.

  • @busterbaddy1 Funny cause that is what everyone sais... Look at UNCHARTED 3m Great Beta lacked nothing... I think BF3 Is scared to show its true potential.. Even people are now having mixed opinions about the game.

  • @jasano1234 Well, when I played the beta I really enjoyed it, with the exception of the occasional glitching through map and prone glitch. Those weren't that big of a deal though, my only problem though was the instant reload glitch, which I was apparently the only one who could do it. I just want that taken away because it really made it unfair to the other team.

  • @jasano1234 ..you played the beta idiot.

  • @AjLaya0 How funny is this.. The Beta was shit as well ahahahahahh!!!!

  • @jasano1234 no duh? its a beta? it supposed? but you wouldnt know the difference.

  • @AjLaya0 was the Uncharted 3 beta shit... NO!.. Was the Gears of War 3 Beta shit.. NO!.. You just got owned.

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