Dark Knight Rises Prologue Commentary (Also: Where are the nails?)

[JMALEEDY]

no there fine i can understand them perfectly but then again im not american

[jjpalomino]

Really? You can't figure out why you can't find nails...in a pharmacy? Do you also go to a car wash with the intention of having a steak dinner?

[Adsnell2004]

4500 dollars for your site?! dud you are getting screwed. I paid ten dollars for mine and had some dipshit do the code and graphics for free

[MrJimheeren]

Thats why we have subtitles

[MrEdwardElrik]

AbowadumadabuGOTHAMCITYvildums­logdickfyeatvraBANE

[XCmk418X]

chill everyone, Nolan said he would make some slight modifications on banes speech before post production.

[369dc]

Still watchin TAA in 2012!!!!!!!!!

[TheRepublicOfUngeria]

I totally understood that conversation. I'm not going to tell you what they said of course, because if you can't understand it you're not cool enough, but I totally got that conversation :P

[AzumGaming]

It's called a spike :(

[superjonny91493]

watch "the fire rises" that someone posted as a video comment

[LiberalJerseyman]

trollface xD lolol desu desu

[modplugrad]

thankfully it will be subtitled where I live

[Silence3ternal]

BRAH BRR BRREH BRAH BRR GOTHAM CITY BRRRM BRG BREH

[MrAcheez21]

He sounded like sean connary in the prologue to me lol and darth vadar

[ConverseSoldier]

Cool video but honestly, stop drinking your "kook-aid". Jk. Thumbs up!!!

[Etheoma]

English sub titles necessary for this film

but no I never had trouble understanding batman and considering the audio quality of that clip isn't all that great I would assume that the film will be a lot more intelligible than the clip even though I could understand him after listen to him for 40 seconds I got used to the distortion.

[xCrazyxJayx]

What are people bitching about so much? It isn't that hard to understand what Bane is saying, and I've never had a problem with Batman's voice. I didn't even know people had difficulty with it until I saw a review a few weeks ago.

Is everybody deaf? Or do you all just have ADD?

[poisionarrowclean]

in other countries there's gonna be subtitles because the audience is not english speaking, so basically only americans are the ones who will suffer from that stuff.

[Etheoma]

@poisionarrowclean actually they have sub titles in English on films because deaf people Might want to watch it plus they get dubbed for different contraries as long as there big films which this one will be... noob...

[poisionarrowclean]

@Etheoma Alright so what's the problem? Why are everyone saying "this movie will need subtitles" if there's subs anyway for deaf people like you say there are?

[Etheoma]

@poisionarrowclean dude did you read all that I wrote or are you just an ass hole?

[poisionarrowclean]

@Etheoma Look, are you saying there are subtitles in english in american theaters? If yes, what's the point of the discussion going on in this video? If not, I'm saying we have subtitles in other countries because the audience isn't english speaking. That has nothing to do with being deaf.

[BACKBONEOFFICIAL]

lol

[leahcimrac]

GERMAN ACCENT! I fuckin fell off my chair laughing.

[bandotaku]

It's all a ploy to get you to buy the dvd so you can watch it with subtitles.

[baronofbefoulment]

I'd watch that movie.

[gregordiesel]

Today at work I was constantly thinking of the scene at 3:00

So I just had like this laughing attacks from time to time. Glad my boss didn't see it, would have confused him to death...

[kingnat2]

Why is Bane German? He is from the fucking Caribbean.

[jamesheras8]

smh. this is why im not an atheist.

[jamesheras8]

smh. this is why im not an atheist.

[jamesheras8]

smh. this is why im not an atheist.

[jamesheras8]

smh. this is why im not an atheist.



[NeverAloneForever]

She doesn't know what a nail is? That's what we have nowadays. Beavis & Butthead working everywhere.

[NeverAloneForever]

They should call it "Caped Crusade". End of story.

[MrHolipsism]

LOL

[DaJoeSHow101]

pause at 4:46 and were you see cc were the red bar is click on it and click on transciption audio and enjoy

[TheGeno360]

@DaJoeSHow101 lol

[6048545078]

... to hatethe film itself. I have always understood Batman perfectly. And i didnt have too difficult of a time with Bane and caught 95% of what he said. The remaining 5% i filled in fron CIA's reaction. And. Nolan is tweaking the voice anyway and he was audible in the trailer which was made after.

[6048545078]

Look I hate people who jump kn the bandwagon of Batman's voice. If you truly didnt understand him, thats fine. But dont use it as a false excuse to hate

[TheDinocam]

4:45- 5:33 best. scene. evar.

[DrummingEdge133]

Wow, when TJ went into the conversation between Batman and Bane, my abs got their biggest workout in years. Hysterical, brilliant.

[jordanMJK]

thank god robin wont be in the movie

[joujou264]

I saw the German voice over of Dark Knight, and I understand German (for all you idiots wondering). So I didn't have the bullshit with not understanding Batman.

[georgepotter428]

I want this video on my K618 phone.

[GashPlague]

HA! I drink Barefoot pinot noir too! XD  You have nice taste!

[jeboteimalislobodan]

movie with captions, problem solved ;)

[SpitViciouz]

Are you guys telling me that American people really can't distinguish bewteen German and British accents, or did I just misinterpret something ?

[Kannon93]

Bane has a german accent?

What the fuck? Bane is from the Caribbean ._.

[MrSleepylk]

1/23 words haha

[WJValente]

Aside from "internet trolls", what other "trolls" are there out there? How does one define them exactly? I think he meant "sheep".

[WJValente]

Nowadays, people are NOT trained "to think", but to merely answer the common questions they come across everyday. To answer you would require that she actually access her brain and memory banks and try to cogitate what it is you desire.

[luukas888]

Bane, German? Isn't Bane Mexican?

[TheChronoforce]

german accent ?

[TheMightyTed]

Chris nolan did actually say that the mask voice thing 'adds to the mystery' so tj's actually correct at the end!

[demonizer133]

OMFG!! I nearly busted my gut laughing when Batman said "Gotham City". That was friggin HILARIOUS!!!

[ernyzaz]

you are very dumb person who thinks hes smart (:

[endwar589]

@ernyzaz what makes you say that?

[XQriousX]

@ernyzaz Where did you're gramma went?

[faustopego]

Subtitles!

[baltech22]

Wow... this movie is gonna be death metal as fuck.

[Vinifera7]

You don't understand TJ. You've never worked in retail. That shit destroys your brain.

[Terfew]

Couldn't help but notice the jelly jar cup at 6:29. You sir, are awesome.

[ariamacstar]

u really called us germans stupid dude ? did you ?

[godzillastalker]

@ariamacstar No he called the people who couldn't tell a German accent from an English accent stupid.

[leaffan27]

I believe the Bane voice was addressed in that it would sound better (as with the rest of the movie) when editing was finished

[musezeta96]

Point of all of this:

If this movie doesn't have subtitles, I will personally shove a batarang up Nolan's ass.

[luisalexander70]

@musezeta96 at least i live in puerto rico so all the movies have subs

[toekneebeeears]

Are you sure Bane's accent German? I can't tell because it sounds so muffled. But it's actually Spanish in all the other animated series and video games. 

[SlashRose]

People seriously couldn't understand Bale in TDK? What are you, deaf? Bane's voice was pretty bad in the prologue, but I am guessing it will be cleaned up for the final film. It's supposed to sound somewhat distorted... he is wearing a mask after all. But I can see where people are worried. I think Nolan and co will master the audio, though.

[JAYCZero]

5:20 That sounds more like a Batman tryin to impersonate Sylvestor Stallone

[JOE2XTV]

@LoganWheeler7 and WrestlingBC12 shut up and kill yourselves fuckin losers wow! i misspelled what are u the proof read police!!!

[mcamurray]

@JOE2XTV you have to admit, it does look a little silly to call people illiterate when your comments are littered with spelling and grammatical errors. maybe you shouldn't call people illiterate next time?

also, maybe not get so worked up over the accent of a fictional character?

[XHollowGodX]

Lol, Bane sounds like Psycho Mantis

[JOE2XTV]

then read the comics because your probably illiterate

[LoganWheeler7]

@JOE2XTV Says the person who used ''your'' instead of you're, and ''then'' instead of than.

[WrestlingBC12]

@JOE2XTV "your" probably illiterate...yeah....

[JOE2XTV]

@KingdomHearts13 your dumb i know bane is Spanish ! but in the new batman film sounds more british!! then german it's like no body here never seen flims like Inglourious Basterds or Schindler's List and hear real German accents IN MOVIES!!. also in the comics i repeat bane's dad/father an is british his name is King SNAKE!!! also read Batman: Vengeance of Bane #1 and knightfall broken bat to know more about bane!!! because you sound you watch more of Batman: The Animated Series

[barbarash]

I don't know about you but the interaction between Bane and Batman in this video I understood word perfect!

[iReacttify]

Quick question: Why did you shove a banana up your ass?

google images: Amazing atheist banana. #WhatTheFuck

[JOE2XTV]

it's not a German accent your out your mind ! more British!!!

[KingdomHearts13]

@JOE2XTV Who cares whether it's German or English? Bane's fucking Spanish.

[JOE2XTV]

in the comics bane is spanish from a fictional spanish country/place in the and is born and raised in Prison because of violent acts caused by his father who is British his name is king snake no lie look it up.

that means bane is half Spanish & half British

thats why i'm kool with tom hardy's accent i think Dark Knight Rises will be great !!! i'm so hype i'm watching batman beginning's and dark knight even the tim burton batman flims

[LifeequalsVideogames]

batman isn't hard to understand if you listen to dethklok or deathmetal

[Beast9894]

Batman wan't that difficult to understand

[ciegaobsesion]

LOL

[CenkIsAdorable]

I had the same trouble with the movie "Layer Cake". Really good movie, but you have to see it 3 times at least to understand the entire plot. Thick, thick, English accents.

[tnccs]

Amen to the subtitled

[SchilleDan]

i wish MN CVS had nails and wine 

[HoboStrangler]

You have lovely eyes, TJ.

[Abbadon380]

@HoboStrangler GAY

[rogertirazona]

LOL! Watch with subtitles on! :D hehehe



[kitty1838]

bain is supposed to be mexican

[Urhoboman5]

@kitty1838

I thought he was supposed to be Brazilian?

[ChuckNorris130194]

Lol definitely not a german accent.

[unorthodoxJ]

Loved Bane's voice in the trailer actually

Besides if I have to rewatch a Nolan movie so fucking what it's a fucking Nolan movie I'd be rewatching it 4 times anyway

[KawarrenD]

Why can't we just wait for the movie to come on DVD and turn on the subtitles?

[ninelivestarzan]

Maybe she was just in awe at seeing the Amazing Atheist.

[SkyussValley7]

I only wish Bane's voice was that cool like the one in this video,

heard his voice in the trailer. Sounds horrible. Nasaly and muffled, not very badass.

[ryakely]

WIN FOR SUBTITLES NOT BEING IN ENGLISH SPOKEN MOVIES!

[xxXTomoyoxEriolxxX]

*Bale.

It's Christian Bale.

With an 'L.'

[RaynaOfSunshine]

@ 0:45 That may have been the scariest thing that I have ever seen.

[DJSinisterMetal]

You're all pretty uncultured if you think that's British, Russian or even Middle Eastern. It's clearly a slight German accent, with British-taught pronunciation. I should know, I've got German family and spent a month in Hamburg and Frankfurt earlier this year.

[ChuckNorris130194]

@DJSinisterMetal It's definitely not a german accent. I'm german btw

[SnOfFacepunch]

@HollowIchigoVS

Uhm...Last i checked he was just hispanic, not any specific nation.

[Cairothejackal]

I might just have to watch the movie with subtitles on after the movie comes out.

[JamesParkersMusic]

If you want to know what they're saying then why don't you just wait for it to come out on DVD and watch it with subtitles?...

[jesscarey411]

This video went viral on Port Louis

[CrazedPeeling]

and I thought I got mad over stupid shit haha

[batmanjokertwoface]

Bane is speaking in a middle eastern accent. He's gonna relate to ras al-ghoul somehow, who is also middle eastern..hence the name.

[AmongDancingZombies]

It's called subtitles people!

[Cryuga]

I pressed 3 over and over and over again.

[nuyorican94521]

4:44-5:33 LMFAO

[hughcri]

Simple try and bring a def person or if you do not give a fuck pretend to be def and go to a cinema with subtitles

[aurayon]

I admit, I lol'd during your Bane/Batman scene.

[xBriSaxx]

@aurayon sxephil just stole it

[mrrectifyable]

Your fault for going to a pharmacy looking for nails you fat fuck.

[DAmicoJohnny]

@mrrectifyable People who go on videos and comment "first" are smarter than you.

[ronnystoehr]

@mrrectifyable The pharmacy HAD nails, you dumb fuck.

[Schoening91]

I happen to be a German.. i though it sounded more eastern europe.. or russian...

Might be the audio... or... meeh

[grufeetywy]

@Schoening91  I am shamed by my American nationality, we cant tell the difference 90% of the time between russians and germans.

[IrrelevantDignity]

I hope not productive reaches the amount you need it to. I'd donate lots if I had any money, at all.

[TheFrog606]

just buy the DVD and put subtitles on?

[lovingsingleton]

 Why does bane blow shit up?

[boydman117]

He says "bane's voice is kinda hard to understand". Then says "Bane is speaking with a fucking German accent and it's really sad that most of you people can't detect that."

[twooffour]

@boydman117

1) Quotes other people saying that.

2) His own thoughts.

[TheDazro]

Wasn't bane spanish in the first place?

[54321nicolaskurtf]

@IoIocaust why is that weird?

[bananaondrugs]

You just fucking copied KingHeathen(not sure if that's his name) with the wine thing while being atheist. You suck. Go buy some nails.

[larssonk22]

how does he sound German? It's definately British, he basically sounds like Jean Luc Pacard aka Patrick Stewert 

[ryonalionthunder]

Am I glad I live in a country that sub's its movies.

[sphinx129]

i dont understand what it is wrong with Bane voice that ppl say.

i just watch the online shitty quality prologue and i could understand perfectly what Bane was saying.

FIRE RISES

[IoIocaust]

english accent?? speaking english with an english accent . awesome

[barBEARianProduction]

just add Sylvester Stalone in that scene with them that;ll help

[AlexHeyNa]

I watched the prologue online--a leaked version (obviously)--and had no trouble understanding Bane. I also had no trouble understanding Batman in The Dark Knight.

People just like to find stupid shit to complain about.

[soulweaponry]

This...did not show up in my subscription box

[RPSM101]

Is that a Scandinavian batman?

[SalemGhost]

You could torture yourself and see the Dark Knight rises 27 and take notes to fully understand the commentary of batman and bane or you could see it once with captioning on. Just a thought so you dont tear your hair out!

[KnightSights]

Bane does not have a German accent. It is very slightly British at times, and at other times Russian. Guess he wasn't going for any particular accent.

[spencemace]

@KnightSights it's not clear, really, which i think is a problem. in the comics he's brittish and they shudve made it clearer. i think tj was just generalizing though.

[batmanjokertwoface]

@KnightSights It's a middle eastern accent.

[vxcv2]

@KnightSights Well Bane is actually Spanish...

[stealthiscool]

@KnightSights It should be a latino/spanish accent

[Jeremiah2450]

Bane sounds like a diabolical British Butler robot

[monotar]

Bane is German in this movie?!! HE'S MEXICAN!

[TheCrimsonification]

@MountHappy I still gotta go with Adam West. It was too corny not to be kewl. LMAO!

[EversorAnimus]

Hey maybe having Bane with a weird voice is part of the plan. He will match Batman's already infamous voice well and quite honestly I don't want to see them talk to each other. All I want is a brutal fight between them.

[GreenGearMood]

Some people exaggerate.

Hell, some people can't understand the really easy lines. "YOU'LL BE IN A PADDED CELL FOREVER." Some people couldn't make that out at all. And I had no trouble.

[MrNicMachiavelli]

I understood him. I am also surprised people thought he sounded English.

[MsDoomface]

lol he isn't an atheist. he is just a cynic

[klm4298]

@MsDoomface lol what? You can't be an atheist and a cynic at the same time?

[EvolvingMike]

LOL @ your batman mouth thing.

[RBrar360]

yeah it was just as hard in theatres, and when i watched it again on youtube, i got every word he said...its okay once you rewatch it, but sucks at first...hope they do some post-editing // looked great in imax though

[IsItTheBagel]

Haha yeah the trailer was fucking awesome in IMAX, but I agree it was a little hard to understand Bane.

[DistortedJoy]

I came back to this vid a second time just to laugh at teh parody! LMFAO!

[doctorHOUSE]

You're a a class wanker

[apacolypticus]

German accent! He's supposed to be from South America. :(