Tourettes Guy - Can't Take Him Anywhere

[Legounderdog4562]

We'll put the marshmallows back.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[boxdynomite3]

HOLY SHIT

[DarthFrost555666]

I would be honored to bag Tourettes Guy's groceries

[TheGreenDayFan202]

Damn this is very funny. Love it when he says "I don't give a shit shit shit!!!"

[dustbunster95]

0:10 Solid Snake with tourettes

[Chris43242]

Press 0 then go to 1:15

[knoxklay11]

is bob saget the cashier?

[555grommy]

I understand his logic, beer and marshmallows are always my top priority at the grocery store.

[cegopr95]

HOLY SHIT!!!!!

[CheeseCakeBomber]

OH MY GOD BEST MOMENT OF MY LIFE!!!!

[LoveYouFredF]

Lets put back the marshmellows....NOOOO!!

[OnADock]

:34 apparently mario is'nt a fan of the turrets guy.

[murdock7x4]

They're at a kroger >_> I wish stuff like that would happen at my store

[lilshawtyswagg]

let's put the mashmellow's back NOO! lmao lmao

[thatg98y6]

omg I can't watch this videos at 11 pm...I need to laugh hard so I am crying instead...this is hilarious...

[555grommy]

I love how beer and marshmallows are his first priority when he goes to the grocery store :P

[ktm5007]

@0:38 You can clearly tell that someone pushed that cutout off--it doesn't fall naturally.

[SergeantSatire]

this SHIT never gets old

[gbnnn]

HOLY SHIT!!!!! *little kid laughs*

[eminemrules12187]

calm down, calm down.... dont get a big DICK!!!

[PressAltF4OrElse]

.............HOLY SHIT!!!!

[RJARIO]

Calm down calm down don't get a big DICK!

[ltjerryl]

"We'll put the marshmallows back" "NO" rofl

[strgod600]

i love how he tosses the marshmellows back

[daddybowser]

Well, now we all know one thing: don't mess with the tourettes guy's marshmallows XD

[toxic1toxic]

17 people put the marshmellows back...

[bluevortex55]

SHIT!!!

[KingdomBockius]

Beer and marshmallows? He got his priorities straight.

[aimeeburbridge]

Where Did The Assholes that Built this Place put The Bathroom?!?

[08TeamDream]

what do you mean there's a peter pan peanut butter alert?

[blazingman49]

17 people need to count their dicks...

[thefamilyk]

17 people get A BIG DICK!!

[maarten390]

P.P.P.B.A

Peter Pan Peanut Butter Alert

[eXTRAXE]

0:20 to 0:31 HOLY SHIT.

[reptile1104]

0:50

[RandomlyRandom1999]

Guy watching video, " Hahahahaha"

Cashier, " We'll put the marshmallows back.."

Tourettes Guy, " NO!!!!"

*Guy watching video watching video falls out of his chair*

[Subscribe2Skate]

Calm Down! Calm Down! Don't get a big DICK !

[nuttyguy123]

Why was he so happy for popcorn?O.e

[Celtic929]

I don't give a shit...SHIT....SHIIIIIIT!!!!!

[GekkouKitsune]

I think this is my favorite one, by far.

[TheR0flman]

Calm Down! Calm Down! Don't get a big DICK!!!!!!

[sk8ergirl97100]

cant stop laughing

[333TehNinja333]

LMFAO LOLOLOLOL OMFG "EHN wil put teh marshmallows bak" NOO!!!!1!!

[Tkufl1]

I think the person who uploaded this is the tourettes guy.

[morgan2993]

whered the assholes who built this place put the bathrooms!

[dannyr2015]

DONT GET A BIG DICK!!!!

[Travelgrl42]

i cracked up when he said "HOLY SHIT" then the kids started cracking up! xD lol

[MegRocks88]

Cashier:Ok Your total is $109.19

Danny:Shit..all i hav is 40$

Danny:Dont put the beer back..Lmao

[MegRocks88]

"well put the tide back" "well put the juice back" "well put the marshmallows back"

"NOOOOO!" *Snatches marshmallows and puts them back* LMFAO!

[tourettesguyfan12345]

@Skatedatbake101 That's not true! Check out Return of the Tourettes Guy, you beleiver.

[Skatedatbake101]

R.I.P. tourettes guy!!!!!!! funniest guy ever

[JmanJ1395]

@Skatedatbake101

dude hes not dead...

[supremeoveralskaters]

@Skatedatbake101 hes not dead he just stopped making videos

[Skatedatbake101]

@supremeoveralskaters noooo, he died last year in a car accident, his son posted it on his website last year the week after he died.

[bigrobjordan15]

HOLY SHIT!!! xD

[whoo689]

The amazing thing is that hardly anyone in the store seems to mind or notice. Some guy is swearing all over the place, and no reaction?? esp. when you see that one guy or woman shopping, and his cart bumps into that thing.

[travisrcool]

@whoo689

exsept when thew kid laughs lmfao

[iplayeddsharpminor]

Oh my god these videos are keeping me sane through my exam revision XD

[xlr8fast11]

LULZ HE RAN INTO THE FREEZER DOOR AND THE SIGN HIT HIM TOO FUNNY

[ToeBaby76]

I wonder if people actually are in on it? It seems like they would call the police.

[custom67mustang]

i dont give a shit shit SHIT! were are the asswhole the built this place put the bathrooms!

[mankind059]

i love it when he just yells HOLY SHIT!!

[CrashTeamRacing8191]

0:28 - 0:32 was the best part.

HOLY SHIT!!!

*some woman laughs*

[AsHopeSeemsToFade]

NO! XD

[rayrayboy24010]

calm down calm down dot get a big dick 0:27 and 0:33 were funny

[LinkinWarrior92]

Which grocery store was this filmed at?

[SOCranger]

THIS IS STAGED! On time: 32 - 41, when he hits the aisle fridge. Pause it when the card board figure starts to fall, and if you dont know who WEEGEE is, search him on google, and look at his figure, and you will see that the cardboard figure and WEEGEE almost look exactly the same. Do it on Full screen, and pause it.

Also the cut out doesn't fall immediately after he hits the fridge, and judging from how slow it falls, it appears to be have been pushed.

FAKKKKKKEEEEEE!

[Gamefan18]

@SOCranger so the grocery store must've put him there and the "falling slow" thing is because weegee is powerful even in cardboard form

[JordanLawd94]

@SOCranger

His son could have just went round the other side of the fridge and pushed the "weegee". And who gives an ass if its fake. Its still funny as shit.

[Robz14]

I lulled 0:25 through 0:42

[GNiDiTY]

0:52

Open, Breach and Clear. ^_^

[ilikenoodles1]

I don't givea shit! Shit!!! SHIT!!!

[ironhide30000]

dont put the beer back

we'll put the tide back

we'll put the napkins back

we'll put the juice back

fuck

we'll put the marshmallows back

NO!!!!!!!!

rofl

[jakesteven1980]

One of my favorite videos from Tourette's Guy

[FuzeMax]

i guess he like marshmellows :)

[hellraiser2112]

HOLY SHIT!!!!!!

[GamingMusicVideos1]

lol 0:27

[roberto121395]

omg 0:39

[ironhide30000]

dad i dont think ur allowd to go back there

I DONT GIVE SHIT SHIT SHIT!!!!

WHERE DO U ASSHOLES BUILT THIS PLACE FOR THE BATHROOMS!!!!

[Htwhooh]

"we'll put the marshmallows back"

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

[jacobswolfgirl112]

Lol!

0:39 When giant Mario's attack...

[RUSTYgarbageCAN2]

oh shiz there was a mario thing at 0:39

[LonexX18]

Calm down, calm down, don't get a big DICK!!!!

[bigrobjordan15]

HOLY SHIT!!!

[bigfalcor]

what the hell do you mean a peter pan peanut butter alert? lol

[0001Noah]

is there something wrong with his son? or is he just........ not smart........

[Bobb44444444]

NOT THE FUCKEN MARSHMELLOW!!!!

[robertfoshizzle]

You're both wrong. He is at Kroger. Tourette's Guy videos were filmed in Columbus.

[spartta14]

hes at vons actually

[FelixtheHedgehog]

zomg he's at smiths lol

[silverraven89]

0:40 - WAS THAT WEEGEE!?!?!?

[gamergg]

No mario

[HunterD3K]

lmao

[rednecknick413]

dont put the beer back

[ALPHA0950]

Omg... I feel so sorry for him yet I wanna be just like him at the same time x3

[ilikenoodles1]

I don't give a shit! Shit!! SHIIIIT!!!!

[RedFlame891]

Don't get a big dick!! xD

[ZLey93]

This makes me wish I had tourettes

[newmewtonew]

@ZLey93 haha yeah

but if you had this it wouldn't be all that fun..just imagine...walking by a black person and suddenly shouting NIGGA!!

o.0

[omgman113]

dont grow a bIG DICK!!

[McChuckNorris]

I'd love to meet him in an elementary school.

[champayne17]

HOLY SHIT

[HellzFallenDemon]

0:37 LOL

[koolkillax]

0:37-0:42 Fuckin class!

[Mixwizzard35]

The Popcorn parts background looks Greenscreened.

[whoo689]

I got some movie theater butter today. I didn't get a big dick, either! :) It was about the same price.

[tarBall313]

i love when he says "DICK" (don't get a bick dick phrase lol)

[spongebonger]

this shits fake (funnys as balls tho) when he hits the big fridge the cardboard cutout gets pushed on to him

[ILikeColoring]

is that a krogers haha

[techno769]

I just noticed, in the first scene (with the popcorn) the background almost looks like an image projected on to a green screen, with only Danny sitting in front of it. I'm NOT calling anything fake or stupid here, I'm just wondering if that could have been a green screen. Then again, all the other scenes ARE REAL, so why would they use a green screen in JUST the first scene? They wouldn't. Lmao GREAT VIDEOS from Danny, too bad there's no more new ones.

[KSITonebone]

0:39

[mrpoppler2]

it cant cause if u watch the cart he's holding moves, and idk why he'd have one in is house to use with the green screen, but hey who knows

[Dizzie517010]

0:00-0:20 wow.....

[TheFunnyCorp]

:40 bwah hahahahahaa XD

[disneyaddict326]

we'll put the tide back..the napkins..the juice..the marshmallows...NOOOOO!

[ethix123]

HOLY SHIT!

[thekk2007]

its snake mgs 5

[shippuden1121]

Hahah. "we will put the marsmellows back"

"NOOOOO" XD

[linkueiwarroir]

the card board that fell on him at 0:37 was weegee

[mario1136]

holy shit it actaully is. I guess weegee hates danny huh? lol

[InstantClassicCDPunk]

Seemed like a spinal tap move the way he went into the wrong room

[KeksMan55]

HOLY SHIT!

This part made me crack up so much.

[rickeytaylor15]

lmao

[FoxxZombie]

This is the best one-> He's just driving around "HOLY SHIT"

[GreenFireLuigi]

I don't give a Shit! Shit!! Shit!!!

I bet everyone in the store heard that! XD

[halila74]

We'll put the marshmallows back

No!!

[j00ztube]

HOLY SHIT! *hee hee hee hee*

[godhand1001]

lol 0:32 - 0:35

[kygena]

Marshmallows NOOOOOOOOOO!

[JackMoore04]

I don't give a shit, shit, SHIT!

[elemineseslapolla]

0:26 .............HOOOOOLY SHIIIIIIIT!!!!!!!!

"hihihihihihihi"

im roflmfao

[DeathByStiel]

Well put back the marshmallows.....

NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

[bradhogan123]

0:37

[Mar1bolo]

this is probably the best one i've ever seen. when touretts guy goes out into the public it's like 10 times better.

[GamerGuitarer]

i know, they should make more like this

[maxx1bonesaw]

they can't...danny died

[Dj77440time]

The kid should be one when he grows up :P

[indyfan7798]

fuuuuuuuunnnnnnnnnnnny

[jmerridew124]

We'll put the marshmallows back-

NOOOOOOOO!!!

ROFL

[Sig0Dog]

Does this guy actually have tourettes?

[GRYNCHESP]

he does but he said he exagerates in his vids to make them funnier

[PC336]

yeah! hell, would you go out in public and shout 'SHIT' at the top of ur voice?

[Sig0Dog]

Yer, sure, why not, lol.

[GRINDYOURMIND420]

lol at 00.39 lol

[2k4you]

That is so funny! I love this video!

[VIP854]

LOL!!!!!!!! 0:26

[barkpeeler2000]

0:39 he's lucky it was cardboard

[Taht1Gai]

OMG :28 is hilarious

[BlooPikmin]

NOO

[SWGeezer]

The best part is when darth vader attacks him

[1996johncenafan1996]

lol i love 0:13-0:16

[undertakerreal01fan]

It took me 40 times to watch this with out laughing

[Rossfosheezy]

Take the marshmallows back...NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­!!

LMFAO!!!!

[DeathxByxLemons]

0:51-0:53 i love how he starts to open it slowly then just flings it open and hits the person with the tray XD

[kingrangz]

rolfmfaooooo

[LuigiLoon]

I wonder if this made the local news...

Don't get a big dick!

HOLY SHIT! *freaks those people out*

I don't give a shit! Shit!! Shit!!! I bet everyone in the store heard that.

We'll put the marshmallows back... NO!! XD

[matttheman597]

We'll put the Tide back.

We'll put the napkins back.

We'll put the juice back.

We'll put the marshmellows back.

NO

[silverraven89]

WHERE THE HELL DID YOU GUYS PUT THE BATHROOMS!?!??!??!

we'll take the mashmellows back

NOOO!!!!!!!!!!

[MechaMugen]

Wow, he even swears when he sneezes 0.o

[noobclock]

0:39 i swear that was weegee that fell on him when he failed to reverse properly

[Risuchan14]

wtf's wrong with his son?

[KrystenLucas]

0:14-0:15 is the best part.

[FlyleafFan14]

Danny loves him some marshmallows. LOL :)

[Aimy58]

wtf IS A Peter Pan Peanut Butter Alert? xDD Sounds gay

[DerekJeter9999555511]

#1 tourettes guy vid ever

[LallMusic]

lol the marshmallows NOOOO!!!!1

[smalltownceleb4nhl]

0:27

[staticbb]

rofl

don't grow a big DICK

[721383o3283]

HOOLY SHIIIT,BOB SAGET

[Spacespider2000]

lmfao

ROFL