Poll: Bullshit Is Most Important Issue For 2008 Voters

[thecapone45]

They forgot to say religion.

[Daneoid81]

'New survey reveals chicken-fried-steak leads pork-fried-pork as nations favourite food"

[NotATubeSurfer]

"If it wasn't for the media, there'd be a lot less bullshit in these elections."

Levels of truth this high could be harmful to those dependent on the bullshit system to feel good about the shitty choices they make.

[elementsk8punk]

A new issue has arisen for the 2012 candidates.. They're debating horseshit now

[andmaketherain]

What does Ron Paul think about Bullshit issue #5?

[jekkler]

Can we get a redo for 2012 pls i need facebook content

[Thepillerofautom10]

Its sad because its true

[TheSuperskipper87]

This is like the fake news that describes the truth

[GPSX6]

This is actually true, it's called 'Elite Framing' hahaha

[09smitel]

The Onion News Network made me fall in love with the word 'bullshit'

[PeaceLoveAndRobots]

never have truer words ben spoken...

[jd6735]

The sad thing is this is completely true. For every presidential election in the States. 

[sefhmc]

Now, time for the 2012 election series.

[OddOneOwt]

@sefhmc YES! why aren;t they making fun of perry?

[Grannymuncher]

so good revisiting this series again

[kkad007]

This is Bullshit!!!

[stella0forstar]

Whatever happened to Robert Braun?  He's hot.

[TheBakerFilms]

Lol hilarious

[shapaza]

This is so frighteningly accurate it's almost not funny

[mourajini]

read the news feed on the bottom, I laughed so hard I am crying, holly shit!

[myquill23]

@1:50-2:00

"..if it wasn't for the media, there would be a lot less bullshit in this elections.."

:-)

[PaulieDeMafia210]

When did the Onion started being real news?

[iwanttocrashmybike]

HA HA HA

"POLITICAL PULLING"

[dracocrusher]

no offense to anyone, but Obama was elected on this bullshit. he plays basketball, has a beach-body, has a slogan like 'yes we can', without saying when or how...

just a matter of time till we get prezident beibur sadly =(

[MegaHappyman1]

@dracocrusher I aggree

[Niechvot]

@dracocrusher

Thank God Beiber's a Canadian...Lady Gaga was born in New York though. Now THAT'S scary.

[ShaithMaster]

@Niechvot haha the first shemale president

[ShaithMaster]

@dracocrusher and no offense to anyone, but for DECADES candidates have been elected on this bullshit. EVERY candidate has a line like 'yes we can' without actually following through, and he played basketball and had a beach body before he was even a candidate. What you should have said was 'he was elected because he was the cool black guy'.

[TheNecroShifter]

this is bullshit

[ohgoodjoy]

The word "bullshit" and variations of it were used 18 times in this video. I hope this bullshit information distracted you from focusing on the story.

[SaleGuy]

Well I'll tell what happened. I just ran out of bullshit.

[F3FisGoodforYou]

I would laugh if it wouldn't be so true and dramatic...

[CardingtonLZF]

"Top U.S. Commander in Iraq announces troop levels there will gradually decrease over next 5 years as soldiers die."

[MetalGuitarist003]

"If it weren't for the media there wouldn't be so much bullshit"

[TheKasstroi]

"....not just talking the bullshit, but living the bullshit." it made me laugh. :D

[farkennel1]

Xnovemberrising,if I knew who to report them to it would be my first course of action.

[matthandrescuer]

46 people thought this can't happen in real life.

[gomn22]

this is so funny and so true

[farkennel1]

I bought something off them online and they stole $100 . I tried to reason with them and they tried to threaten me. This is the only way I can warn people what thieving dogs the onion are. Be wary when dealing with them.

[kokopellifan1]

All too true.

[farkennel1]

emospdez, I didnt know they were thieves, you`re just too smart for me,you must be god. the onion is a big reputable organisation but you knew that because your god.even though you blow your own brother for protein I still dont want to see you get ripped off by these scum...take care.

[JannikHimself]

the text scrolling at the bottom is the best xDDDD

New survey reveals chicken-fried steak leads pork-fried prok as nation's favourite meat-fried meat... ^^

[goldsaiyan8701]

HAHAHAHAHA LOL

[farkennel1]

PsychoticScyth396, if you like being ripped off by thieving scum like the onion,thats up to you.I just wanted people to know not to give the onion their credit details.

[emospadez]

@farkennel1 gawd u must be so dumb, to even get cheated like that =.=

[nlchamps07fan]

@farkennel1 why would u give them ur credit details?

[McGack1]

funny thing is, this is really how elections work

[Arvak777]

I bet the writers get paid in bars of solid gold.

[evannati]

@Arvak777 they should

[ScottyUrb]

I don't know how he could say 'bullshit' with a straight face!

[DasGreenCow]

this came out before the Pailn wardrobe controversy.

[Aerba54]

45 people live in Bullshit Valley.

[TitWarlord]

its funny, the ad before the video was for a governor

ahh irony...

[xRA1D32x]

"I've always been a big fan of Hillary, she's so full of bullshit" HAHAHA

[TheVampireWriter]

"Madagascar makes bid for 2016 Olympics with construction of three new tents and a dirt road"

Lmaooo!!

[Temarifanforlife]

44 people must be living a bullshit life.

[starbucks3954]

@Temarifanforlife  thinking the same thing

[farkennel1]

the onion stole over 100 dollars from my account.BE WARNED! DO NOT GIVE THE ONION YOUR CREDIT DETAILS! They are thieves.

[MiDude2isawesome]

@farkennel1, why would you give your credit card information to a vegetable? Onions are just untrustworthy, and I think they taste horrible.

[ThePsychoticScyth396]

@farkennel1 Can ya get lost ya fuckin psycho!

[kevon2000]

i've always been a big fan of Hillary, she's so full of Bullshit.. lmao

[hitman287]

@kevon2000 lol

[MrGrebbi]

Must have taken them 20 takes to get it done with a straight face.

[hevblade]

RITBLIH Religion Is The Biggest Lie In History Look for it and like it on Facebook!!!

[InstagatorPublicater]

WOW this is* bullshyt

[reubenmills88]

I must have clicked on the wrong video. I thought this was the ONION, but I seem to be watching a real report. Obviously these reporters have hard evidence, this is not the ONION.

[baigandine]

"I've also noticed there's an incredible amount of bullshit being discussed on our news blog as well."

[AirsoftNDirtbikes]

"War for the Whitehouse" LOL!!

[joshdesk]

I love how my "Promoted Video" is "Mark Neumann for Governor", and the photo next to the title is of Mark Neumann wearing a hard hat.

[JunkPileFool]

genius. this should be broadcast on public television

[robinaqureshi]

more b****shit

[bouhcbeta]

ticker:

madagascar makes bid for 2016 olimpics with construction of 3 new tents and a dirt road

[KevZen2000]

Obama, won the election, because he was the king of bullshitting in the 2008 election.

[jesrod3]

I need to study for a test today, but its so hard to stop watching the onion. DAM!!!

[sam421kc]

@jesrod3 i know how you feel, you cant stop watching the onion

[LAMFi1ms]

"I've always been a big fan of Hillary. She's so full of bullshit." - That was funny

[TheHomelessCripple]

lol "Don't crash" road signs. Those would be really useful

[SoldierCyfix]

lol am subbing, this is my fav news channel

[bjornjoseph]

anyone notice the last news ticker at the end. madagasc bids 2016 olympics with contstruction of 3 new tents and a dirt road...

[SoldierCyfix]

lmfaol, i just read those stickers

[infopede]

"I'm such a big fan of Hilary. She's always full of bullshit." LOLOL

[yellowkrux]

This should be broadcast on every station during every election year.

[KMO325]

Still my favorite Onion video!

[Mr2nice2good]

bullshit is the EARMARK of a true candidate and WINNER! LOL!!!!!!!!!!

[headbanger623]

This is one of the most important and highest forms of comedy!

[Jinsyana]

hahaa....

jesus saves

[SaleGuy]

Howard Beale is lovin' this!!! ROTFLMFAO!!!!

[frankcastle139]

"the fact is we've been doing a great job as it is"

1:46

[e105b5]

Funny thing is, most people really do decide who to vote for based on bullshit.

[fenderisgood]

@e105b5

thats why obamas our president!

offensive but true

[oddvidios]

yes thats the joke

[gamerunknown]

@e105b5

Heights a big one

[catx420x]

haha

[SagaciousSilence]

"living the bullshit" :D

[TaxEvasion]

these guys must've had a hard time keeping a straight face

[guitardynastyperson]

I hate these guys, but this one was true and actually funny lol

[socal75]

ROFL "I've always been a big fan of Hillary...she's so full of Bullshit."

[joeboi85]

Whos that at :46?

[Sting3733]

John Kerry I believe.

[DJWWMU]

The guy hammering is John Edwards, before that: the guy shaking hands is Rudy Giuliani, and the first guy, holding hands with his wife is Mitt Romney.

[SUPERMEDIABROTHERS6]

I like Hillery she's so full of bullsh**

[gink991]

So accurate it shouldn't be considered satire.

[CrankItEveryDay]

exactly, all of the candidates are a joke lol, if you look t it all from an intelligent standpoint we should have all voted for Ron Paul and forgot about the hockey mom and the hipster barack obama and his celebrity friends but idk haha it's all a lost cause XD.

[m3141592]

"if you look t it all from an intelligent standpoint we should have all voted for Ron Paul"

It has nothing to do with intelligence. It's how well informed you are and who you were informed by.

From an intelligent standpoint you should rise up in rebellion rather than be ruled by some of the most blatant oligarchs the world has ever seen.

But that depends on how informed you are about the self-reinforcing power structures of your country, and their cynical usury of human weakness.

[savagepapaya]

Ah, an intelligent comment. There are too few nowadays.

[savagepapaya]

But we'll call it "satire" anyways to raise our sense of self-worth.

[mythistocles]

"Madagascar makes bid for 2016 Olympics with construction of three new tents and a dirt road." The ticker is so hilarious!

[raptorkiller2k5]

The Federal Reserve isn't really a private bank since profits go to the US Treasury. Instead, it's a government bank where private major banks have equivalent influence as the public sectors.

In other words, I don't think a public fed reserve would make a difference. I don't see lack of corruption in the pure public central banks within Europe. Rather the issue behind this mess is our capitalist economic system.

A value system that centers around maximizing profits will only lead us to hell.

[DoctorNumLuck]

"no party has a monopoly on bullshit"

"if it wasn't for the media there would a lot less bullshit"

two very true statements

[darknipple]

i cannot wait for the next election.

[Murder4Survival]

"Not just talking bullshit, but actually living bullshit" That was epic

[d2sbydt2]

"if it wasnt for the media there would be alot less bullshit in these elections" thats GOLD!!

[burntcerial]

"don't crash road signs said to significantly reduce accidents" lol, i love the bottom news bar

[WaiLoungChan]

Too true to be a satire, right?

[breaker545]

lol, i like how they say it so professionally.

[swirled101]

lol. just the other day the big news topic was Michelle Obama wearing shorts to the grand canyon. people really do care about bullshit

[wocathoden]

soooo fucking true! some people re sooo fucking stupid when it comes to electing for office.

[moredimoi]

yeah, apparently about 60% judging by the last election.

[breedlove94]

so true

[SaleGuy]

Howard Beale talk in this video!!!

[Tova7]

hahahahaha....

[sogairborne]

I see...Obama was a better bullshitter.

[darkmeteora17]

take a drink every time the word "bullshit" is said!

[Kosha2905]

I've even noticed that there's an incredible amount of bullshit being discussed on our news.... BLOG as well. lol.

[MrCheesecake101]

Damn - I know this is supposed to be satire, but they nailed it on the head here. Stupid bullshit issues are simple enough for people to pay attention to. Nice beginning graphics with the White House bursting into flames. HA!

[rewhing]

Wow... of all organizations, the Onion is the one to see what millions of Americans are too short-sighted to.

[33dgtp]

i would give u 6 thumbs up if i could

[feldrave]

Love the news ticker: "Top US commander in Iraq announces troop levels there will gradually decrease over the next five years as soldiers die"

[afn33282]

on so many levels...wow.

[LmanAkaSilentHunter]

"I've always been a big fan of Hilary. She's so full of bullshit."

LMFAO haha

[CountArtha]

You're actually required to wear a hard hat in a factory. It's not a ruse or anything.

[CountArtha]

He-heh - sometimes truth is funnier than fiction.

[Jansper]

too bad tha ron paul didn't have enough bullshit to offer!

[RandomCommentGeek]

It's funny because it's true.

[TheLexingtonMidget]

HEY! Onion! You're supposed to report FAKE news!

[sportfan1234]

lololololololol rofl hahahaha GREAT POINT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[number154]

The only thing that makes this a joke is that the news is being honest about the bullshit. If you changed the video to make them pretend it's important... then you'd have the real news.

[linas3001]

The funny thing is that in dictatorship you can just cut the bullshit and do as you like. In the free wold the only way is bullshit. In dictatorship there are only assholes running the country, while in free world all the candidates pour the world with so much bullshit (TV ads, poster ads, badge ads) that the ordinary man is in the sea of bullshit with every available option being full of shit. And that's bullshit.

[Mrmikeshelton]

Core bullshit issues

[q4noobage]

This isn't satire at all lol

[alchemik666]

My God, it's just too true...

[BrianJunglist]

just as funny today as when it first came out lol

[GhostBear5]

You can go to websites with bullshit on all the candidates and discuss the bullshit.

[GhostBear5]

Amen to that.

[ERICLEEPARKER]

almost 7 billion ppl live their lives based on bullshit , this isn't anything new

[numnumjingle]

"...and there are literally thousands of websites full of bullshit..."

Yeah for the internet!

[inveli]

Yay! Bullshit!

[FearlessSon]

So many of political debates on the internet come down to this very issue, and people are genuinely passionate about it.

[ThePsychoReturns]

"Kids have to be warned that there's bullshit comin' down the road. That's the biggest thing you can do for a kid. Tell 'em what life in this country is about. It's about a whole lot of bullshit that needs to be detected and avoided."

- George Carlin

[Product1999]

i have always believed the most successful people in the world detect bullshit, embrace it, and use it to get what they want........i mean do you really believe Obama wanted to meet queen Elizabeth or through a party honoring Mccain......he knows how to use bullshit to his advantage which is why he won.

[GeneralJakass]

That's how I see a lot of people get promoted. And how CEOs get to where they are. Hardwork doesn't payoff as much as it used to.

[Gettenjim]

And, boy is it getting deep now!!!

[Peretiako]

lol so true about people today they vote for candidates based on bullshit

[publicdrunkeness]

media is like a gian buthole spraying diahria in our faces, and we all seem to just eat it up!

brad and angelina were on the front page ABOVE the headline 5 days after 911

now i wasnt really too upset when it hapened, because i dont really care about people dying that i dont know, unless its like kids, or rape then torturous murder ect... but i felt disgusted to see that when i went to the store! and i am not talking about a tabloid, a real news paper in the rack!

[lordcrull]

Aye, sad state our country is in.

[publicdrunkeness]

right right!

[salsoolo]

not just talking bullshit but actually living the bullshit :D

so true!

[kissit012]

haha 'madagascar makes bid on 2016 olympics with construction of 3 new tents and a dirt road'

[Kooboo32]

LMFAO!!!!!!!

[mostlyBS]

I am MostlyBS, and I can vouch for this

[GanjMahal]

lol @ "bullshit conscious voters"

[pacosaidso]

Haha the ticker, "new don't crash road signs"..

[neovetruvian]

The majority of media outlets, collectively acts like a waitress/waiter who tells you irrelevant facts about the chef who has prepared your food.