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  • the GOW3 co-op campaign is awesome. multiplayer sucks though.

  • gears 3 is one big DLC pile of fuck.

  • relax sameul jackson damn

  • gayest laugh ever lol

  • Yo I play Gears 3 and MW3. Respect both games. El Presador. I can teach you how to play man. Put in work you get good at it.

  • I hate 3rd person also, I might be missing out but that flaw throughout the whole game? Can't stand it I'm wit u one dis one

  • lol GOW fanboys getting madddddd

  • @Z1ndabad lol

  • you're probably the only dumb ass that doesnt look at the controls before you play...

  • LOLOLOL ghey dick fart. I can tell you're a cod player

  • This was awesome.

  • lmao!!! *high voice* "but this isnt call of duty!"

  • Problem: You hate the game because you don't know what you're doing? Solution: Look up the fucking controls stupid. Problem: You can't tell who your teammates are? Solution: .......I have no words for you. Problem: You suck at this game. Solution: Youve been stuck on noob shooters like CoD for too long.

  • @tayluhpayge Calm down lol He doesn't care if he sucks

  • i'd like to see him play uncharted 2

  • too arrogant to read the manual i see

  • Serious learning curve when it comes to the GoW series...You can't even imagine the pain I've gone through trying to improve...It pays off in the end, but I can't tell YOU that it would definitely be worth it...LoL...FPS dedicated players don't stand a chance.

  • Wow, you are a funny guy, you should try stand up comedy, have you ever tried that? And perhaps some anger management too....no offence.

  • DUDE, HE'S SUCH A NOOB!!

  • he really can't stand 3rd person shooters...

  • @ELPRESADOR Will you 1v1 me on gears of war 3 please? your the funniest person ever, i couldnt stop laughing. If you 1v1 me ill let you pick what weapons i use. or ill even use the snub pistol

    Peace.

  • *sigh* this guy is still making videos? Is it just me, or is it kind of weird that he's reviewing a game he's only been playing for less than an hour? His arguments aren't cerebral. At all. There's no logical sense going on with any of the stuff I've seen from him in the past, and I just don't know why he hasn't evolved into a more serious reviewer by now that does things more sensibly. If he was just fucking around I'd understand, but he claims to be dead serious about this stuff. Come on dude.

  • Gears of War :D!

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  • This is one of Elpres's best videos lol. 6:21 is the funniest part lol

  • lmao! He called him a fat motherfucker!

  • As a gears player I absolutly hate cod Noobs in the game running around with a chainsaw (i don't hate it but ppl running around w it is annoying) and sawed off noobs can't wait till mw3 comes out so the cod noobs leave I think I stand for most gears players to say GET THE FUCK OFF OUR GAME!!!!!

  • this is clearly fake he's trying to piss off gears fans

  • thank god this guy wasnt yelling the entire video

  • LMFAO I laughed my ass off so bad watching this

  • lol. at least he tried

  • @Dusknoir619 yeah I guess I see why he hates the Xbox 360. These games are just too hardcore for him.

  • haha ur a mug ps3 fan boy 

  • This guy should be euthanised for the benefit of society

  • "Now because i dont like this game does that make it bad? ABSOLUTELY!" haha made me laugh, but seriously gears is not fun if your bad at it.

  • This proves that any idiot can just pop in CoD and get 30 kills.

  • Now, because I say it's horrible, does that mean it's a bad game? Absolutely.

  • LOL yeah, you actually have no idea how to play the game.

    Gears>Cod,BF,Uncharted,Resista­nce,and any other game i can think of.

  • You didn't realize they changed your team...the you being monster like wasn't a clue to you? I am sorry, but their is no fix for stupidity and you sir are stupid this is not a matter of a opinion this is fact.

  • Grown ass man actin like a big fuckin child.

    Go tackle some more trees and stay off gears please.

  • LOL, what an intellectually challenged person.

  • I feel sorry for your neighbours

  • ......I think this guy is lying. Or he lacks any capacity to play a game.

    This video needs one big MAN to be able to play it. This girly is found walking.

  • THIS GUY IS THE FUNNIEST GUY ON EARTH!!! Don't hate on this dude man , he crack up

  • FUCKING ROADIE RUN!

  • freegearsofwar.info

  • Dam son this was epic commentary..you need the full game and weekly gameplays of it, pure gold brah...

  • ELPRESADOR YOU STUPID FUCK play a little bit of campaign first, thats how you learn all the basics and get used to the game. Dont dive right into multiplayer. When you were like 10 did you just fuck girls or did you jack off? If you fucked some chicks you would have NO clue what to do and what your doing, thats why you jack off. So jacking off=playing the campaign

  • @stefansnake hahahah

  • @stefansnake you must be dumb...never anger a BEAST.....you have bitch blood

  • Yeh this whole video I was just thinking, HOLD A TO RUN!!!!! One another note, stay on CoD, GoW is a team based game, clearly not for you. BTW CoD sucks, CS 4 FTW

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  • LMAO hahahaha Beat you never fail to make me laugh :')

  • This guy's a retard and he fucking sucks too.

  • the funny thing is dat if he actually started playing gears, it'd be his favorite game of all time no doubt

  • @xxxScrewFlandersxxx I've played Gears and it's certainly not my favorite game of all time. I just find it to be a fun, but deeply overrated franchise. Halo and Uncharted are so much more fun and skill based, both single player and multiplayer wise IMHO,

  • @BORICUAJESUSLOVER nothing is better then gears IMHO especially not fuckin uncharted lmaoooooo

  • @xxxScrewFlandersxxx Lol why don't you like UC? It's strategically superior in every way since unlike in GoW you can traverse the environment by jumping and climbing, and you can shoot enemies while doing so, and you can pull them while hanging on a ledge so you have more options in which to take down enemies, the maps are structured better, the weapon balance is top notch (unlike shotgun fest of Wars), the action is way more involving and jaw dropping, the controls are silky smooth (GoW is

  • @xxxScrewFlandersxxx clunky tbh), and UC single player has a much more engaging and well told story, with awesome character development and an unmatched cinematic presentation full of set piece moments that would end up just being cut-scenes in GoW, and the same will apply for UC3 multiplayer with its set piece map segments, which are freaking awesome. So why do you think Gears is better? ROFL XD

  • @BORICUAJESUSLOVER Oh please GoW overrated? Pretty much anyone who likes Halo, Resistence, Cod, or Uncharted hates Gears of War.

    It is in no way overrated its a great game franchise and I honestly think GoW 3 will be game of the year.

  • @LordTaoTang i love Halo: reach and the whole series i and i love the gears series :(

  • @LordTaoTang It's just my honest opinion dood. It's going to be a tough competition this year. The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim, Uncharted 3:  Drake's Deception, Battlefield 3, Gears of War 3, Deus Ex: Human Revolution, Portal 2. So may great games coming out and have come out.

  • 8:51 ... u didnt kill him.. u down'd him.. and left him.. he would have gotten up a few seconds later..

  • hold A to run.. dont mash it.. stop holding the left trigger down for days.. dont use the retro lancer from 50 yards away.. you know what.. just stay on cod.. ppl like you will only pad my kd on gears 3..

  • @IBuffNinja This video was meant for entertainment purposes obviously for COD fans. If you don't like it then just leave and go 360 Chainsaw someones head off while your at it LOL.

  • @TruXByakuya chainsawing is for bitches too.. this game actually takes skill because u need to get alot of bullets in your opponent.. there is nothing skillful about killing someone with 3 bullets.. an 8 year old can hop on and get kills in COD.. but if u put that same 8 year old on gears of war.. he wont get a single kill.. case closed.. Gears > COD

  • @IBuffNinja if he knew how to play the game, would it be funny to watch? NO. stupid fuck.

  • @sosnarfy70 this isnt funny.. hop of presadors cock u gay dick fart

  • @IBuffNinja LOL you braggin about yo KD in a game. HAHAHAHA go to a girl and say you have a 3 KD and see if she's impressed

  • @mrcallofdutyman1 obviously you're making an un educated assumption.. if you saw my channel.. you'd know i have a video dedicated to my girl friend of two years.. who is hot as fucking HELL.. your just dick hurt because you've never had a top comment.. dumb bitch

  • @IBuffNinja maybe you have a GF but does she get impressed by yo KD?!

  • @4:52 "I see this guy crawlin to safety I won't help em. I'm gonna shoot this guy that's already dead. I feel like I am doing good right now!" Lmfao... I don't think I need to say anything....

  • get this game lol

  • ummmmmm im not even going to waste my time top 2 comments said everthing. but if ou cant tell teamate from enemy in GOW kill your self please

  • Lmao, this is hilarious, but it can't be a true representation of skill.

  • One of the dumbest/funniest motherfuckers EVER!

  • funny, but your so retarded. COD sucks!

  • this guys main game is cod because he sucks at every game that requires skill (gears and battlefield)

  • @117spartan67 don't forget halo

  • @117spartan67 Gears of War 1 and 2 don't take skill though. They were just shotgun fests. Gears 3 is the only one that does. You also forgot to mention that Halo, Uncharted, Killzone, Team Fortress 2, and Counter Strike also take skill if we're just talking about shooters. :)

  • pick up GEARS of WAR 1 and play the campaign... that's all the training you need

  • How can you not tell what team your on? One team is Humans and the others are Aliens.

  • Lmao xDD i cant i stop laughing becouse you are so bad xDD

  • You can tell he's a COD player

  • @BNssdWtU0q freegow.info

  • can i be you

  • That was funnier then fuck! I like this guy good commentary!

  • Hold the A button you dumbass

  • Lmfao! I can't stop laughin.

  • YOU GUYS KNOW HE'S JUST JOKING AROUND RIGHT?!?!?!?! :P

  • Fucking hell I'm a PS3 player and I'm better at this then him!

  • you are the most generic CoD player the world has ever seen

  • Wow, first of all, it's all about timing look at the last gears of war that was release and that was gears of war 2 released in 2008 almost 3 years have pass to released gears of war 3 so during those years people wanted a sequal that's why gears of war 3 made 1.5 million pre-orders cause of the success & the proper timing you dumbasses. If a new gears of war series was released every year just like COD series it will never hit 1.5 million pre-orders SMFH

  • lol kids who say this game is garbage is probably because they think CoD and Halo are the best gamezors eva! open your eyes kidos, this game got 1.5 million preorders, not even a CoD game has ever reached that quantity, and I highly doubt MW3 will do so.

  • @HYPNOGLANCE87 yeah, it's easy to get killed if you suck, I barely get killed in ranked matches, and also, you think you move slow because you don't know how to flow with the map, I'm pretty sure you're a CoD player.

  • gears of war is an ok game its not the greatest game but its an ok game just wish you didnt walk so damn slow you can run fast but you still walk so slow wtf and its easy to get killed BUT you do have good weapons thats the only reason gears is good its the weapons nothing else and thats the reason its selling well its the weapons no1 cares about mark phoenix hell i didnt i just cared about the WEAPONS keyword of why gears is good its the weapons

  • @HYPNOGLANCE87 You forgot about its superior cover system.

  • @Farve4ever589 yea that to i only liked the first gears of war the first is always the best you cant beat your first creation

  • Hold A.

    

  • @Pr34k Yes there is a hardcore gamers on console , come and play gears and I will sure you that I'm going to kick your ass time after time . d"

  • There is one simple reason to hate this game because you'r so noob and can't play it right . This game is only for hardcore gamer .

  • @ALASD2010 im not a "hardcore gamer" and i still enjoy this game

  • @ALASD2010 lol hardcore gamers on consoles? kekekekkeke

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  • gears of war is the worst game created

  • @playboy458

    Good one kid.

  • @playboy458 If it's the worst game ever created why does it already have 1.5 million pre-orders huh? it has already beaten CoD's pre-orders.

  • Its because your a huge fucking retard.

  • as much i would like to tell him he is wrong about the game is bad....BUT HES FKIN HILARIOUS XD

  • This game looks soooo crap

  • @markdoncaster55 Fortunately it's not. It's amazing.

  • @RamblingWreck21

    nope its garbage i played it

  • @McTitties1000 Well that's your opinion and I won't argue it.  There's millions of other people out there who think it's great.

  • @RamblingWreck21

    and billions who think its garbage

  • @McTitties1000 I highly doubt that but dream on.

  • This is hilarious. He can't tell the difference between the teams LMFAO.

    He can't even run LOL

  • lol hes so bad at this gaem why would he even upload this :facepalm: roflcopter

  • you are the dumbest fuck to ever live and play the game! you hold fuck A to run dumb FUCK

  • best be a joke but your still a fucktard nigger troll whos getting disliked

  • To run you hold A

  • if yall would be kind enough, watch our videos. we suck at black ops but we fight each other verbally lol and get pissed. and we have fun! subscribe if u like us. thanks a lot beastcribers. a few of our videos end up in fights between the two brothers in our group lol

  • All these fags talking shit about gears and uncharted in the comments, may have their own opinion. But please for the love of god learn what you are saying before you say it. That would be like if I said my mother is significantly better than anyone's in these comments, because she talks to me. The words alone may be true, but the statement alone is completely false.

  • Lmao all i was thinking throughout this entire video is, this nigga retarded but funny as hell lol, Theres a reason he's blue he's COG, theres a reason u were red, u were LOCUST, locust aren't human, cogs are, not hard to decypher at all bro, i fucking love this game and its awesome, its hard as hell to get use to, but the killing is so fucking epic, and everytime you said you don't know it might be you, IT IS YOU. lol nice try though bro, maybe you'll come around to it later

  • @RedIgauna He's actually white LOL

  • And fucking a man hold a to run.

  • Gears actually takes skill unlike cod

  • @thegrizzly52 hell ya

  • @thegrizzly52 No games TAKE skills. At every game, you can HAVE or DEVELOP skills.

  • @elpresador and this is the best game youll see in 360, so get use to it

  • @PokemonHeros u don't deserve a opinion plain and simple

    Gears will dominate uncharted

  • Lmao! This man is a god.

  • Gears of war is a joke, shut that shitty game down already

  • @ELPRESADOR

    You hold A down to move faster.

  • Gears is not for Noobs...

  • Hey buddy, you got Retro Lancer I see.

    Hold B.

    Makes things FASTER.

  • Look at that boat sitting there,what kind of boat is that? Blue boat. Lol

  • I get the impression you don't like 3rd person shooters, just a hunch, lol.

  • elpresador all i hav 2 say is shut the fuck up u retard u hav no fukin common sense eat shit and die

  • @getonmylevel62 haters that just make us happier everytime cause we will keep liking these videos and they will keep getting mad for that, or maybe just trying to troll us or troll presador, well, fail either way, especially if trying to troll presador haha

  • @jimmy15151 not sure wat ur tryin 2 say?

  • @getonmylevel62 hes saying that he enjoys the fact youre butthurt because presador doesnt like ur game

  • @BLAZINninjas im not mad that he dosent like it on my comment i didnt mention gears at all hes talkin like a retard he has no fukin common sense hes runnin his mouth on a topic he knows nothin about idiot the ignorance pisses me off jackass i mean have u seen his video hes goin on sayin u cant run its 2 slow i mean y r u goin 2 make a commentary on a game when u dont even know the basic mechanics of the game it dosent make any sense get ur shit striaght

  • @getonmylevel62 dude never take elpresador seriously. this video was just supposed to be 4 laughs. same with all of his videos. its just a joke. if ur so sensitive that someone's ignorance pisses you off than heres a suggestion: DONT WATCH HIS DAMN VIDEOS!

  • @BLAZINninjas look bitch that was the only vid of his i saw i dont watch his fukin series 1st of all and if hes not serious y is he trash talkin the whole time u can kind of tell that he meant it by the way he was playin the beta and it wasnt funny in any way well at least not 2 me i guess cuz i dont watch his retarted fukin videos so dont worry i wont waste my time watchin any of his videos and anywayz hes probably a cod cock suker anyways

  • @getonmylevel62 ok ur just an idiot kid. he wasnt trash talking he was just stating his opinion of the game. he even said that he just doesnt like 3rd person shooters. admit it. someone doesnt like ur gears of war and ur mad because of it. ur just a sensitive idiot. obviously alot of people like this video. ur just one of the few senstitive retards that dont get the joke. seeing him completely fail at this game is funny. god, ur like kanye west. but if u dont see the humor just move on.

  • @BLAZINninjas He IS Kanye West I think.

  • @MacJARedd yeah, so i must be Carlos Mencia

  • @BLAZINninjas hahahah lol

  • @getonmylevel62 well obviously u didnt c the vid so wat ever fuk urself and plus ur the 1 keep commenting back so apparently an idiot has ur attention and dont be calling ppl kid when u dont even know who ur talkin 2 but i guess ur an idiot as well since i have u gettin ass hurt and u keep commentin so sure go ahead and state watever u wld like defend ur butt buddy kid

  • How do you not know what team your on? You're a Locust, if you see another Locust, unless your playing a FFA type game, their your ally, and vice versa, if your a Locust and you see a human they're your enemy, and vice versa. You don't need to know the Gears story to know that.

  • ers un pendejo 

  • i know hes white so plz dnt blame me

    

  • LOL!!!!! This guy is a fuckin dumbass he shouldn't be allowed 2 play games period, funny though LOL!!

  • I think this guy is yankin' everybody's chain. I think he really likes the game.

  • i'm guessing this guy's another call of duty fan who's never touched a gears disc in his life. did you not know it was 3rd person? why didn't you just quit playing if you didn't like it. weren't you used to the idea that you weren't liking it because you're not good at it as you are a new player?

  • el presador is a troll and im trolling

  • Omg the masses of dumbasses on youtube that are actually subscribed to this dumbass. He is a COD nub.

  • @hourglass68825 By looking at your channel, it seems you love to hate CoD. This game has nothing to do with CoD. It's also part of his act. Get a fucking life please...

  • @R0cKs0l1dd Um... Im pretty sure I dont hate call of duty. Im just sick of people thinking COD is the greatest game ever known to man. This is not part of an act. If you would watch his other videos you would know. I believe pres has a video stating that if call of duty did not exist there would be nothing to play. When he first played halo reach he was shooting at holograms and complaining how he wasnt getting a kill. He dosent know how to play anything else.

  • @hourglass68825 who gives a shit, hes funny as fuck

  • @BLAZINninjas If you think a grown man thats worse than my 11 year old brother is funny.

  • @hourglass68825 once again who gives a shit how good he is! his commentaries are funny and entertaining. the probem is that you take him way too seriously

  • is this guy for real?

  • U hav got to chill go to cod get fuckin ownd this game is for people whos brains function properly.

  • Lol this guys a dumbass!!!! Call of duty is probably more ur speed...this is a mans game and a strategy game...go back to cod and play with the woman and children

  • @ortsacknat this is a mans game?

    Cod sucks ass and so does this game. Gnasher noobs and sawed off campers yeah a MANS GAME

    im still getting it though

  • CALM DA F*CK DOWN GRANDAD!!

  • that kill you thought you got, wasnt a kill you just downed him and forgot to finish him off...if you hold A you can run....you cant jump...you cant spray with a retro lancer at far range...i suggest you use active reloads... the red circles were bases your team was controlling to win the game...