CrossFit Journal - Globo Guerilla: David Stowe

[NVidelov]

Very punchable face indeed, dude is a complete douche bag.

[raider2615]

PHAG

[sirhomer251]

Based on the comments here, all I can say is that misery sure does love company :)

[zenmindgreenthumbful]

OP is definitely a phaggot

[Zohaib1]

deadlifted 560lbs? show plz

[Guada1upeCruz]

Why is CrossFitHQ promoting this douchebaggary?

[DutchRaver21]

'' i just deadlifted 560 pounds '' , seriously u sir are a PHAGGOT DOUCHEBAG

[atlmiamifan]

negged phaggot

[guitayrplaya]

I love how as he's talking about how other people need to get their shit together, it shows footage of him doing cleans with the worst form I've ever seen, literally.

[elrandohorse]

"It's almost like an unwritten rule, they stay away from what Dave's doing"

What. A. Fucking. Douche.

[fredlund1337]

your one of the biggest douchebags i've ever seen, you take up a place in the gym, everyone else has to watch out for YOU, not you for them, them for you... you say you dont want to "tell people" what to do, but you still judge people from what they are doing and saying crossfit would help them more etc, your like a cultleader, just like people preaching KETO/LCHF, sick and tired of people saying their shit is teh best.

[Dazbee89]

Wow dude you dun goofd. The wall is ruined

[LarryJ27KC]

Lol, that guy in the browns hat wants to punch him square in the face.

Don't blame him

[LarryJ27KC]

phaggot....

[LarryJ27KC]

What a stupid fucking ugly piece of shit...

[xscyphx]

LOST 10% BODYFAT

GAINED 100% FAGGOTRY

[rickeyhenderson88]

skinny pussy with a rat face. an ugly rat faced faggot. an ugly weak skinny gay rat faced faggot.

[rickeyhenderson88]

david stowe is a fucking faggot. he sucks dicks. he wears a bra and jacks off while wearing the bra. hes gay

[RedContingency]

5:05 elbows up faggot

[TrevorLazarus]

Sounds like he was sayin Globogym LOL

[sweetmcghee]

turbo phaggot

[stealinyoroflcopter]

Dat dere technical lifting form.

Iz beautiful

[DaFaceGuy]

rofl@ him claiming 560 dl

[xAlliancex]

You phucking retired bro?

[SprUnknown]

This guy is such a fucking idiot. Makes me fucking cringe. Fuck you fuck you fuck you, go and die in a fire and fuck youuuuuuuuu FUCK.

[CraftLulz]

phaggot

[adamthetrain]

You little bitch, I will wreck you you cheeky kunt

[danielgirotto]

what an arrogant asshole

[Devoimprov]

does heee even lift?

[slimjim935x]

There is approximately 0 people in that entire gym that know what there doing. All I see is half reps and retarded bicep exercises.

[GreenIce221]

crossfit will always be the laughing stock of the fitness world

[justinstirling89]

lol

[ricksyrisks]

Why the fuck is he running around the gym? That's what the fucking treadmills are for..

[1crunchybologna]

those stares are bert stares. Son Im disapionted.

[swifttiga]

so did he snap his shit up yet??

[xscyphx]

Not a single dip was done that day

[tzaunie]

ya..he should really invest in his own equipment. doing crossfit in these gyms is dangerous. i do crossfit and i don't agree with what he's doing. i don't blame anyone for calling him a douche-bag.

[604Aron]

you wanna know why people stare at you? 'cause you're an arrogant little shit doing your pussy lifts in the corner like it's impressive

you wanna know why you got called a 'hero'? they never did, you're just fuckin' tripping

lifting for 4 years? really? your physique is still shit, just letting you know

i hope you read this comment, stowe

[yeebeascurvydawg]

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[RationalTheism]

Wait, this is a parody right?

[RationalTheism]

lol this is why i hate crossfitters

[jetsal]

This is really stupid.

[Masskill43]

what an arrogant douchebag

[antico]

Wow you inspire me too man, inspire me to never do crossfit in my life, by the way great dips.. douche...

[DjDaxter]

nice lightsaber

[mikeK111111]

560 deadlift earlier. no fucking way that twink did that.

oh wait... 135 x 5 sets. oh i understand now.

[dlcLFC5]

Ahhh, nah, you're a cunt.

[LoudZombie]

do you even lift?

[Elciesprace]

So you work out for five years and thats all you have?

Ive been in the gym for approximately 8 months and i'm lifting more than you...

[LeetWowMan]

dudes a straight faggot

[TheMightyLu]

>you see these people not getting anything from the gym

do you even lift?

[tripdeTomkat]

WATCH OUT FOR ME, I'M A FAGGOT!

[johnaiton]

Deadlifting 1 plate, uses chalk.

Even the fat bastards at /fit/ all deadlift more on their first day of ss

Crossfit 4 lief

[itwaslikethatalready]

2:30 they stare and watch because you look like a dumbass with bad form

[TrevN316]

5 years of working out and thats all you got....this guy is a dumbass

[604josh]

They stare and watch your horrible technique. 

[FieroRumor]

I would definitely want this douche kicked out of my gym

[ZeekyBoogyDoog]

>Calling reverse curls cleans

[mikeK111111]

"I am the one who makes a great atmosphere here"- a huge faggot

[Staffisfaction]

Dat form.

[campbpar]

I want to leave here today thinking, 'just because you want to push yourself doesn't mean you're a bad person'

What a fake role model are you kidding me.

[campbpar]

11:20 MFW

[campbpar]

6:55 Ya you're teaching yourself how to jack up and down stupid. Alright that's it you've wasted enough of my time.

[campbpar]

You're not even in that great shape for how much you talk.

[kruxy404]

what a joke, his physique is far from impressive, awful, just awful form, enjoy your back/knee/shoulder problems in your old age, his stupidity knows no boundaries

[shak99]

What a tool!

[hurpderp123]

2:30 "Who the fuck is this guy"

[East058]

what a dick

[jimmyeatfood92]

is that really how crosslifters do dips? deer god

[johnaiton]

He looks untrained, lifts low weights and still has dangerous form.

...after 'four years' of lifting.

Fuck off man and lift some weights for real.

[aguaditoo]

you're going to destroy your back with that clean form if you lift more than your lmao1plate!!

[CIeveland]

Does CrossFit Hero even lift?

[C0nstellati0ns]

he's the definition of a dickhead

[Doncanutcho]

thatsone of the worst clean forms Ive ever seen, great effort

[frosteddan]

what a penis

[V4L3R102]

4 years for 1 plate? holy fuck. would have taken a couple weeks max on SS.

[veipper]

I want to stab you with a rusty piece of metal.

[yeebeascurvydawg]

Fuck i want to punch him right in his ugly ass mouth so hard. I hope he gets run over by a train.

[C05597641]

The look on their faces says it all.

[Beautyofmachines]

11:21 "When I got kicked out I was like I'm the one who makes the great atmosphere here", What a colossal douchebag

[Liamdonoghueownsyou]

Worlds biggest dickhead

[JustinPadovani]

Everyone looks at him because he acts like he has fucking down syndrome.

[pup2000jd]

HQ should be ashamed at this disgraceful video for the following reasons....

1. This guy attitude represents everything that gives crossfit a bad name: arrogant (I'm a hero), inconsiderate (Davids corner?) , destructive (how'd you like to get some poor kid fired just because he told you off for hitting the wall)

2. His form is DANGEROUS, bad form is not an issue, everyone has weaknesses but this dangerous

3. The way the non-crossfitters in this video are ridiculed is pathetic.

[gammooo]

worst, clean, ever

[V4L3R102]

what a raging faggot

[kyle4smiles]

sounds like a faggot power rack hog

[Sully1111]

You are a fucking faggot. Truly the worst kind of person.

[DERPHERPHERPHURR]

"he calls me hero, that makes me work harder"

Well the rest of the gym calls you cock donkey.....

so....

[stinger1230]

this guy inspires me to work out hard.

not because he's so awesome, but because he reminds me about all the dickwad crossfags who I want to fucking crap all over.

[NeomarlWoW]

lmao1plate!!!11 power clean after 4 years of training?

Do you even lift, crossfitfag?

[smelltheglove69]

@AWildBrandonAppears He doesn't say better person retard, he says bad person

[vale03854321]

does he even lifts?

[AWildBrandonAppears]

"just because your trying to push yourself doesn't mean your a better person." hmmmmm

[MAsterKakashi6]

Way to wake the whole fucking neighborhood up with your clean snatches.

[Liamdonoghueownsyou]

NICE LEGS BRO

[tromackda1st]

I am not impressed..

[slojam81]

David Brent as a crossfitter.

Same teeth and all

[googleccd079]

lol

[604josh]

This guy is a fucking dowse moron.

[frosteddan]

hahaha what an absolute faggot. I've never seen somebody so up themselves in my entire life, also he looks like shit, fucking scrawny faggot

[brathurx]

0:06 - 0:10 happy people in the gym getting along with each other

8:08 - 8:14 asperger guy in asperger corner feels stared at 

[Toobmeal]

"they tell me its too crazy"

yeah, no. They're telling you you're obnoxious.

fuck you, crossfag

[Toobmeal]

Everything this guy does could be translated into another exercise. the running around like an asshole could just be burpees or jumping jacks. You just want to show off and do shit around people

fuck you, crossfag

[electronikita]

>deadlift 560

do one on camera or STFU.

Form blows.

Face looks like he just blew gym owner.

[TheNobleMoose]

so you're proud of yourself because you got people fired, because you're a giant fucking crossfit wanker. you need to get hit by a truck. and get the fucking kid out of the weight room you bitch. you want her to die? fucking RETARDED

[LoliLiberator]

Awesome pics. Great size. Look thick. Solid. Tight. Keep us all posted on your continued progress with any new progress pics or vid clips. Show us what you got man. Wanna see how freakin' huge, solid, thick and tight you can get. Thanks for the motivation.

[dlcLFC5]

They stare because you're a vacuous douchebag with horrific form. My god you are stupid.

[Ax3989]

Absolute douchebag



[samsungpropel1]

WAAAANKAAAAAAAAAA

[thetenthehundreds]

do you even lift???

[ownedncut]

i literally want to shit on top of his forehead.

(srs)

[BloodPlusPwn]

Douchebaggary aside, you really need to watch your form on those cleans, man. I may think you're a flaming faggot and might beat your shit if we ever met, but I seriously don't want to see anyone seriously injure themselves because they hunch their back like they're ringing bells.

[MacDaggerson]

Look at how much fucking drywall he wrecked

[NouveauNick]

There's so many things about this guy that are annoying...but to each his own. Whatevs.

[TheAlexallthetime]

At first i thought this guy was just a huge faggot.

But then i realized he is a HAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGEEE FAGGOT.

[campbpar]

@TheAlexallthetime lmfao ditto

[droogster]

Hear that? It's the sound of someone's spine snapping

[Emperorsephs]

wow this guy is a mega faggot

[Toolmusik]

LMAO all of the people staring at you like "look at this faggot what the fuck is he doing"

I'd love to come to your gym and just work out right next to you the entire time just to hear you bitch and moan like the pussy you are.

[Mecher529]

@Toolmusik

"guys look how tough I am im so tough gu-

guys listen

im so tou-

hey guys listen"

[kikomiko1]

so you got people FIRED and you're proud of that?

[partyboy420420]

also your gym etiquette is fucking terrible, throwing weights everywhere etc. if it was my gym id fucking ban you

[partyboy420420]

you are the biggest douche ever. "davids corner" lmfao , people stay away from you because they dont want to fucking talk to you

[kikomiko1]

only good thing about this video is marshall tucker band playing in the background.

[Ralphioli]

no one is admiring you. they can't believe that a man can fit his head so far up his arse.

[V4L3R102]

get fucked

[uwaguilddiary]

4 years lifting for THAT body?

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[Blackadactyl]

"they'll take my stuff"

holy fuck, godlike tool.

nice quads and shoulders.

[jakenstuff]

Crossfit, it's what douches do in gym. Those fucking timed power cleans? No fucking form. Is this what Crossfit actually believes? Do as many of the exercise in the wrong way as possible?

[Roxxzor816]

lol crossfit faggot

[xyxyification]

...It's like a fucking cult

[Shintroy]

@xyxyification it is a cult

[rukongai]

why are you here ?

[Coveiled]

No actual hate from me, but this dude is going to herniate a disc.

[NotA12YearOldEmoGirl]

do you have aspergers? serious question, it really seems like it, and i think it's great that you've been able to accomplish so much if so! :)

[jackw250]

why the fuck are children in the gym?

[0hn0n0tm3]

Jezus Christ what a prick!

[IsleyNumber1]

Could have better clean form...

[phwoar]

power clean 60 LOL

[ObviousPlatypus]

1 plate after 4 years of bodybuilding ... impressive, now back to your sandbox and let the 4yo girl lift.

[pyromanizak]

@ObviousPlatypus To be fair he's in it for the fitness not powerlifting

[bt4life]

excuse me dear sir but I have to direct you this simple question if you don't mind; DO YOU EVEN LIFT?

[shouldnotseeme]

LMAO 1 PLATE !!!1!!!1!!!!!! Power clean, poor little thing.... DOES HE EVEN LIFT?

[RationalTheism]

Is this guy fucking serious

[Seuneglacise]

What's the song  at 9:10?

[Moonshine12]

Asshole.

[Moonshine12]

do you even lift?

[vardoc888]

what a massive douche

[XHeroXInXTrainingX]

kipping dips.......

[IrishMarc1]

Prime time cunt.

[helisellson]

Everybody in the gym is looking at you thinking you are a complete and utter wanker!!

[invariantgoose]

Twat of the century

[leviksu]

wow... douche factor maxed out... and talking about health while going into sick lumbar flexion while doing cleans? wwwooooooowwwwww

[brandontalbort]

Crossfit is great, but this guy is waaaay to in love with himself.

[MitchellJohnHunt]

never seen a bigger wanker in my life

[xrisp]

Im from London, UK so I don't really have an experience of Crossfit - Apart from the conditioning exercises that I do myself, although I do more circuit based compound movements - rather than timing myself? But I'm confused - Why does Crossfit get a bad rep? I get that its a big organization but everyone in the states trains at massive commercial gyms anyway so whats they problem?

This is absolutely ridiculous...you sir are the reason the crossfit community gets a bad wrap.