IOSYS: Make Us Your Brides [English Subtitles]

[AstropilotStudios]

I don't know whats gong on but I like it.

[alotosius]

This bring us an interesting question, if you could what 3 girls from touhou would you take as brides?

[SoulOfRandomness]

Take us and die? My pleasure.

[Ginko200]

so my choices are a powerful oni, a theif, or a poor shrine maiden...

*drowns in the Sanzu river*

[ChibiTails]

"You don't really have to wake me up."

Am I the only one thinking dirty at that?

[lIlsilverlIl]

Basically, they're letting us choose to marry either a beggar, thief, or a drunk. Choices to difficult.

[ChibiTails]

@lIlsilverlIl I'd take Suika. A drunk loli is best loli.

[msh11201996]

@ChibiTails That plus free booze. She'd probably share her gourd with her Husband...u?

[iceblue1220]

I sang this to my boyfriend...

He was pretty creeped out at the end.

[iamadogdemon]

Excuse me, Eirin

[iamadogdemon]

Hmmm...50%-75% not available...I hope Errin is not one of them...cause I choose her!

[KingdomHeartsgirl991]

I got Alice!!!

[iamadogdemon]

You know...looking back, this is one of the first IOSYS videos I saw...

[leafyxcrowy4eva]

@iamadogdemon Hah, same here~

[MiddiMiii]

oh yes, over 100 Girls in Gensokyo.

now try to decide for ONE to marry you x:

[leksuli]

@MiddiMiii Please note: 50-75% of them like to EAT humans

[Happymasks]

the diabetes is strong in this one

[Reike4chan]

"MARRY ME OR DIE." Hmmm....choices, choices XD 

[ScandinaviansAreCool]

I got a Boner from this video!!!

[BakaofLulz]

god, i'm diabetic now! D:

[Textrosity]

SO MOE I'M GONNA DIE.

[ShadowSlayerMikal]

I Swear to Graze Danmaku as long as I have extra Lives!

[PinkeyChan]

"even when she has no chest"

Pedobear: *raises paw* ill take them if you dont want them since they have no chests *_*

[smelyspartan]

@PinkeyChan Gimmeee em chestlessness is fine with me

[d0ntl00kb4ck]

I think this is actually Yuri. YAY! ^^

[HellsBirdie]

HHHHNNNNNNNNNGGGGG!!!!!!

[kiteofdark]

I know all Japanese men in their 20s and above are pedophiles but isn't this a little bit too much?

[AkanePooie]

Awwwwwww I love this! <3333333

[joytherock]

yes i want

but 3 girls and yeah are younger them me is that illegal?

[ShadowSlayerMikal]

@joytherock umm Reimu might be younger but Marisa is like in her 40s(magic FTW) and Suika is an Oni so she could be like 200 years old....

[joytherock]

@ShadowSlayerMikal waht marrisa is 40!!!..i always trough she A NORMAL YOUNG WITCH

[ShadowSlayerMikal]

@ShadowSlayerMikal I was reading somewhere that she uses her Awing Magical power to keep herself looking young

[Rurunii]

@ShadowSlayerMikal

Reimu and Marisa are suggested to be in their teens.

[Samanthak76543]

Is it just me, or does Suika seem a little out of place here?

[azurefishie]

Actually, if given this choice one should run. If you cannot make all three perfectly happy all the time, they will kill you faster than you can say "danmaku."

[magney]

@azurefishie Now I begin to understand the final line...

[ramisama88]

gief yuka as a bride =(

[SourCandyGirl4444]

One very stupid question r they singing to alice?

[theskillz69]

we need flandre as an option >:D

[iLoveToMakeYouRage]

@theskillz69 Screw that.

[theskillz69]

@iLoveToMakeYouRage still we still need flandre as a option

[iLoveToMakeYouRage]

@theskillz69 No, we need Sakuya as an option, Flandre is overrated.

[halikiwi]

@iLoveToMakeYouRage I kinda agree :/

[theskillz69]

@iLoveToMakeYouRage excuse me but im a lunitic

[ELITEHAMSTER123]

Why choose one? Play pokemon and catch them all >:D

[ZeldaFan01]

Can I have Yuyuko Saigyouji for an option? :P It's either her, or Reisen. :P

[ClRNO]

@ZeldaFan01 Yuyuko > Reisen

[pluser04]

It's over 10 000...

[XxLiNk01xX]

Kawaii!! <3

[UberGamer1030]

I think that they'll get husbands when ibuki stops drinking. -.-

[mahziel]

Yes

[deathsoul101]

i can't keep a straight face when watching this

[siverfanweedo]

i do like flat chest :3 i find them sexy-er

BUT

i love moko

[kirbyfan4]

god this is so adorable I died, came back to life, and immediatly started vomiting rainbows and kitten

[Afrokoopa]

@kirbyfan4 so you created nyan cat...

[kirbyfan4]

@Afrokoopa ...oh my god, yes

[Skittythepokemon]

@kirbyfan4 Did you vomit out Chen?

[Darkraigrl]

@kirbyfan4 So basically, you were barfing nyan cats? xD

[WarriorHawkSpirit]

For richer or poorer,when there is no path and she has no chest,do you promise to always love,honor,read ahead,and graze danmaku as long as you have extra lives? LMFAO EPIC.

[chuggaafan1]

Err...I Wouldn't Want A Girl With Black holes and drunkedness in my house...Marisa on the other hand...*hugs*

[WarriorHawkSpirit]

LOL the song makes no sense.But ish funny!

[3993816]

Yukari, I want you!! >3<

[ChibiTay]

If I wasn't a girl, I would happily marry all of them just for the fact of 100% cuteness.

[Ritsuioko23]

Can I have Byakuren?

[imtheonlysane1here]

Officially the most catchy song on the internet.

[YoYoKirby1]

a Quadsome of Reimu, Marisa, and Suika? ........yes?

[YoYoKirby1]

"Even when there are no path" (me: ok..)

"Even when she has no chest" (me: Fuck no im leaving)

[guchi018]

This means that a message is to continue repeating the exhausted players.

[burnerthehedgehog]

0:20 MASHTA SPAK

[Dragonspirit999]

is this a son or a list of punch lines... just kidding, :D

[RyanA136]

I wouldnt mind having Sakuya as my bride =w=

[Zfortsniff]

@RyanA136 *knifed*

[neojunhao]

can anyone please tell me the name of the song at 1:13 to 1:24

[westtxtapper]

@neojunhao "Wedding March" by Felix Mendelssohn

[RKSudo]

1:59

'Eye maybe be baka, but I know what this mean!"

[Littlepikachu15]

I'LL TAKE CIRNO.

[CpnGame]

@Littlepikachu15

Cirno caught the bouquet, that means she's next to get married~

[agentlolipop001]

AND DIE?! D=

[htfkid2000]

WHAT IS THIS, THE TOUHOU POLYGAMY SECT?

[dimety]

Marisa isn't stealing or flirting with the girls? Suika isn't drunk? Reimu...did she give money for that dress?---this video is much more wrong then I expected....wait Alice isn't screaming "Objection!" ? They gone too far...

[lovlymoney]

even when there is no path

even then she has no chest

LOL :D

[AlexisDarkgiver]

o: "Take us in an die" Good look, people! xD

[Senfknoten]

Marrying a Touhou girl is the dream of every true Touhou Fan

i would definitely marry one of the Scarlet Sisters

(sry for my bad english^^)

[msh11201996]

@Senfknoten Your english wasn't bad. I would go with Momiji :3

[LaughingPickleProd]

@Blackrockshooter1

Then why are they always together?But Cirno isn't an idiot. She's a snack for Suwako!Suwako rules!And Nitori rules too!Nitori and Suwako 4 the win!!!!!!

[westtxtapper]

@LaughingPickleProd Reimu and Marisa are always seen together because fanon has basically made them best friends.

[pkslider725]

i just realized... is this marisas theme remix?

[hsbinh1412]

@pkslider725

Yeah, it is a bit... F THAT, It is FREAKING hard to notice and connect the similarity unless you check the video description itself, listen to this song years ago and I just now realized that it is connected to Marisa (thanks to reading the vid description for the first time)

[pkslider725]

@hsbinh1412 i never really read the description (^w^') i just found that it sounded like marisas theme

[burnerthehedgehog]

0:20 MASHTA SPAK

[tianern]

..... Why can't this be real.

[WitchNiaMoon]

and die...

[4ever8bit]

@WitchNiaMoon theres a down side to everything

[davidsparten666]

.....and now we know why guys geneticly do not want to marry.

[LaughingPickleProd]

IDK WHO would marry Them...

[BlackRockShooter1]

@LaughingPickleProd : Don't you mean "wouldn't" ?

Cause I would totally marry one of them.

And I'm a girl.

And straight.

[LaughingPickleProd]

@BlackRockShooter1

But Remiu is Always attacking people

Marissa is Remiu's partner

And Sukiya is and idiot.

[BlackRockShooter1]

@LaughingPickleProd

>>Marissa is Remiu's partner

>>And Sukiya is and idiot.

Lmao no. Marisa isn't Reimu's partner. They're both just human.

Reimu attacks whoever she thinks destroyed her shrine, or is just in her way.

And Sukia isn't an idiot. She just acts childish. You want an Idiot? Cirno.

[Pokeeeveegirl]

I remember this being the first exposure to Touhou I ever had.... I didn't learn who these characters were or the what the things like "Master Spark" and "Musou Fuuin" were until years later. Now that I actually know.... This video is still cute... But the disturbing factor was increased 10-fold....

[XavierAliatos]

My nutbladder...

Is bleeding sugar.

[LittleMissLucky2009]

I'd adopt them! SO FREAKING CUTE!!!!!!!!!!!!

[GoldenSodaXbox]

Then they all went yandere because he couldn't decide which one he wanted.

[Ginko200]

can i has murasa as an option?

[futsalfred2]

i came

[ChairThrowingLady]

Only real men watch Touhou videos. Such as this one MANRY video.

[Silver72Gold72]

.......... i will take u in as long as i have extra lives . btw lets imagine taking in flandre................ ummmm lets play 4ever ???

[LittleMissLucky2009]

@Silver72Gold72 NOOOOO leave flan-chan alone >.<

[RKSudo]

1:59

I c what u did thar cirno

[Pirenja]

Lol- is that missing power coming from Suika's skirt? xD That's one... interesting.. lunatic mode.

[MsMikoH]

Reimu kinda looks like Alice B Rabbit XD

[EdmeEadric]

XD

[newsuperstevebros]

I think japan just took my man card/virginity.

[dreamerme36]

eirin's marige vows....

[KazReckards]

@NenNenHatake No,

Marisa Was In The Miso Soup Pot.

They Threw Her In.

[KazReckards]

@SimonFallheart What?

[KazReckards]

@curtmack What does that even mean?

[curtmack]

@KazReckards Lunatic is the hardest difficulty in Touhou games, so... yeah, it's pretty much a pun.

[pkslider725]

someone tell me what iosys thinks about all day...

[gregus766]

MOE !!!

[ButtaNToast]

Shit got real at about 2 seconds in, when Marisa didn't have her hat on.

[len02ftw]

@ButtaNToast I DISAGREE the sh!t got real at 1:05 when Reimu took off her ribbon >:3 No one has lived to tell the tale of Marisa taken off her hat n Reimu taken off her ribbon cuz they all DIED ^^

[ButtaNToast]

@len02ftw Nobody ever survived Marisa and Reimu removing their head garments because Marisa took hers off first, and everyone within a very large radius was blown away with such power that the world restarted.

No, it doesn't make sense to me either.

Just go with it.

[MrsHerrickBecker]

@ButtaNToast THIS.

[kankariko]

@ButtaNToast When a loli removes her hat, she will die.

[TheFlyingPenguinz]

oh man, none of them get me. i'm Cirno's

[th00negative1]

the only thing better than twins, are triplets.

[xXjustakidXx]

...Is it weird how I always expect "Misugo shite ta keshiki wa Okkusenman Okkusenman!" After 0:13~?

[GreytheIronHammer21]

the cuteness level of this is almost lethal... im gonna watch it again to confirm this.

[Gabressan]

I take you all in as long as i have extra lives too!

[insanemariofan9876]

DEAR GOD WILL SOMEONE COMMENT AFTER ME!

[insanemariofan9876]

To sum this all up, I will bring the following things:

The rest of my 1-UP's

Tanooki Suit

Sledge Bro. bodyguard

P-Wing

Giant mallet

A huge bag

[insanemariofan9876]

I think I understand... I failed to divide by zero, and got this.

[ThePandaCoco]

@insanemariofan9876 Let's just say you're lucky that you got this... rather than creating a black hole... again.

[insanemariofan9876]

ThePandaCoco

Thank you for commenting after me. But your prin- errr, Nevermind...

[insanemariofan9876]

ThePandaCoco

*Points at Suika* It was her fault the last time...

[insanemariofan9876]

"Take us in... And die!"

Me: Okay... *Noms on 100000 green mushroms*

[insanemariofan9876]

insanemariofan9876

*World turns purple with a green swirl*

Reimu: WHAT ARE YOU EATING!

Me: Hello?... Is this 911?... *Falls over*

[FlameAlchemist69]

ＴＨＩＳ　ＶＩＤＥＯ　ＭＡＤＥ　ＭＥ　Ａ　ＭＡＮ

[DirectorxMizuki]

As any IOSYS girl who listens to this on valentine's day, feels somewhat disappointed.

[YogoTailsPrower]

From the video description... I don't think the song's a remix of "Love-colored Master Spark", but "Oriental Dark Flight" from Kaeidzuka. They're both good songs, and they're both marisa's theme songs, but this song's a remix of the latter.

[lordspebtonite]

@YogoTailsPrower Im fairly certain it is Love Colored Master Spark, espescially the part around 0:25. The part is definitly LCMS

[YogoTailsPrower]

@lordspebtonite yeah, i hear the LCMS, but the chorus is definitely Oriental Dark Flight.

it's not in the same minor-ish pitch the original song is, but you can hear it once you get used to the songs.

and at the end, where reimu/marisa/suika is laughing, and it shows the name of the CD, vocals, etc, the original song says "Oriental Dark Flight", but i guess it's a mix of a couple songs.

[chainofazns]

i'll graze danmaku so long as i have extra lives.....

[msh11201996]

take the 2 previous comments from mine and combine the capitaled words.

GET OUT I LOVE TOUHOU

[thesunalwayrises]

GET OUT, i dont need any of you

[JproxLeft4Dead2]

Man I LOVE TOUHOU!

[cassieisadaisyfan101]

1:58 did anyone notice cirno?

[SanFranFvP]

@cassieisadaisyfan101 Of course people noticed her, she's the strongest!

[pandapawpower]

This song makes me smile so bad!

[FirEner]

anyone noticed rinnosuke the whole video long from 0:00 - 2:30 ?

[Shameiaru]

1:17

Lyrica REALLY looks like she wants to be there.

[VaticanIscariot]

Anyone else notice the phallic mushroom that Marisa is hugging at 1:24??

[browser278]

I think it should be "Take us OR die."

[Zfortsniff]

something about the melody tells me they're singing about Marisa. Just sayin'

[ReasonForCrying]

beats whipped cream and strawberries...

[siemprelucky]

im scared

[Esunayuna]

41 people are scared of marriage because of this. XD

[siemprelucky]

@Esunayuna 42 .... me too

[UberGamer1030]

are they legal? lol jk

LOL

does it matter??

[laure4253]

0:23 take us in ur d***

[princesskendra17]

even if she has no chest.......uh..never mind then ^^;

[Labtop215]

@princesskendra17

I was thinking the same thing eh. 

[princesskendra17]

@Labtop215 XD 

[davidsparten666]

Dibs on alice! X3

[maddielue28]

I called dibs on Suika

[Esunayuna]

errr....did any one else notice that there was a leg in the miso soup?? e_o

[SanFranFvP]

@Esunayuna Marisa's leg, I think... She fell into the soup!