Life Guard chases kid for pushing floaties Rapids Prank gone wrong LOL

[zxcvbnm098able]

UP yo BUTT hole

[zxcvbnm098able]

i know where they are...

[evans698]

u fukin twats

[prettykittydays]

i know them ben and ali

[laiths123]

what is the problem about pushing a few stupid floties

[Twilight252545]

Lol

[shafalabaz]

go die

[Molepdp]

HAHA THE LIFEGUARD blew a rescue whistle..one long hahaha

[Zailen1]

@Molepdp: I caught that too xD Maybe it was a new gaurd, they tend to do that alot at first xD

[Christina314]

"Ratings have been disabled for this video." = c2darizzle knows this video is shit.

[JAKALAK10]

this made my orgasm go back into my penis

[gregrocks66]

All they can do is run, wow, so strong. lol

[c2darizzle]

@gregrocks66 and all you can do is whine and complain as we trample over your pathetic existence <3

[gregrocks66]

@c2darizzle Trust me, If I was a cop and u did this,you would beat my patrol car, and even if u did, you would never beat the radios or helicopters. I highly doubt you would out run me anyway.

[c2darizzle]

@gregrocks66 but your not are you? your just a little wannabe piece of shit. cops are nothing but racist pigs we are above the law. search danny aguas and look up the track profile. the times speak for themselves

[gregrocks66]

@c2darizzle Hate to tell you, but no one is above law my friend, take government class your see for yourself

[c2darizzle]

@gregrocks66 "government classes" apparently haven't taught you of corruption then my boy. It is how I have been pulling off successful ponzi schemes for years. The only lesson you need to know is $ controls everything, I OWN the police and therefore I am ABOVE THE LAW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11!!!

[gregrocks66]

@c2darizzle Well, once I get hired into a police department, and you do something stupid, and run, we will see who is above who, your be in the patrol car crying, while I drive you to the station laughing. Your find out my friend, until then. Best of luck

[c2darizzle]

@gregrocks66 I think they have an IQ requirement of 48 (that you clearly do not have) Im judging your like 12 so lets see the world ends in 2012 so I dont think you'll make it to that faithful day. I will use my corrupt politician connections to ensure you NEVER be accepted into the police acadamy BWAHAHA

[gregrocks66]

@c2darizzle I am 21 my friend, and wow, your one of those people that think the world will end in 2012, wow, lol. Your dumber then I thought. Do you not know that science is failure to our world? All scientist think they know it all but reality they are in more trouble then they started

[c2darizzle]

@gregrocks66 yeah you made a typo i think you meant to write 12 and my boy, without science a 21 year old would be considered a senior on their last years of life (true story) cops are just mindless pigs that do as they are told

[gregrocks66]

@c2darizzle um 21 my friend, and cops help keep creeps, and morons off the streets, while scientist lie to us all with stupid stories like our world is going to end in 2012. lol. No one can say when our world is going to end. But cops can tell a criminal to an innocent person, even tho its innocent till proven guilty, a cop can still make the arrest and help find the criminal guilty

[c2darizzle]

@gregrocks66 well good sir let me put that whole 2012 and scientist thing into perspective, the myans predicted the end of the world not scientist. if it werent for scientist things like the common cold and polio would mean death. And as for your argument 2 simple words my boi, CASEY ANTHONY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[jsrpictures]

dude, put this as a video response to my "how to get banned from waterpark" video, it has 120,000 so far and gets about 10,000 per day man, feel free. ull probly get way more views... and this is actually pretty funny

[TheThreeNuggets]

florida ftw

[yuuaiintgrizzbaaby]

beatlejuice XD



[ninendowii2000]

@c2darizzle oh dont worry if you were at the same pool with me and that life guard ill have no problem pointing you out! dont mess w me or any life guard i had 2 kids kicked from the pool for the summer because they were messing around in the shower , so i dare ya to try that or anything else youll be out

[c2darizzle]

@ninendowii2000 good luck trying to catch two kids who were all miami dade in track dip shit.

[lawandorder66]

@c2darizzle Your are a slow fuck

[Culture261]

@c2darizzle we all saw the video, you look slow as shit, especially tubby in the back. Is there any other sport easier to do well at than track? maybe frisbee golf... dunno

[c2darizzle]

@Culture261 lolololol so much to learn my boi! Feel free to race us then, we won't disappoint :)

[Culture261]

@c2darizzle nothing to learn, If I take your word for it, your some of the fastest kids in Miami. We all saw the video, it appears being the fastest in Miami is like being the tallest in the Chocolate Factory.

[c2darizzle]

@Culture261 well that would put us at 5'11 which is above average (if you consider gene wilder to be tallest which he isnt) well we have facts on our side look up danny aguas on google and look at the track times. I think the numbers speak for themselves my boy

[Culture261]

@c2darizzle You keep talking about facts... We all saw the video, the one in the back looks like hes going to have an asthma attack. The one that took off running isnt even fast for a big man, seeing as he is coming in somewhere south of 170lbs hes far from a big man.

[iloooooovveegoldfish]

@Culture261 Hey culture guess what! your a faggot!!!

[Culture261]

@iloooooovveegoldfish I guess we found out what tubbys youtube name is lol. Also that hes homophopbic.... o.O

[iloooooovveegoldfish]

@Culture261 haha nah I'm not in the video but if i was i would be sure to let you know how much of a douche bag you are. ps learn to spell.... o.O

[Culture261]

@iloooooovveegoldfish I always heard homophobes had low reading comp. Merely a typo, and an easy one to spot....o.O

(comp. = short for comprehension)

[c2darizzle]

@Culture261 obvious douche is obvious again I invite you to look for the facts my boi danny aguas, google it its that simple. your just projecting your own insecurities onto my friend hes in way better shape then you'll ever hope to be. i am willing to bet my life he can out run you even if you are on a bike/long board/ect.

[Culture261]

@c2darizzle I already looked up your coach......I didnt look long enough to see his coaching successes, I saw that he was pushing 30 and white but seems to think hes 17 and black.... I than saw that his own personal bests are good for high school. I didnt get to see tubby run much in the vid, but I can tell hes fat enough that I could titty fuck him. As a good rule of thumb, if you are a male and overweight enough to be titty fucked, you are not fast. Maybe hes gifted enough to be "nimble".

[c2darizzle]

@Culture261 wrong danny bro, i think your gay talking about fucking a guy

[Culture261]

@c2darizzle Miami Elite Track? Thats the only one I can find, his 200 time is 23.2. Saw some of the teams score... Didnt see anyone breaking 22. If your 200 time isnt under 22,you arent fast. I saw your youtube page and read "All I ever wanted afteryoutube was to be well known.." and thought wow, this kids fucking nerdy. I see a lot of this false bravado comes from your social awkwardness. Thats good, it means your not a douche, your trying to get comfortable with yourself. Good luck.

[c2darizzle]

@Culture261 facts facts facts my boi your just mad bc i have 2,000,000 all time views and 800 subs you have nothing so you insult others (with your pathetic so called "trolling" attempts) while I have people like yourself researching me and my friends life story you have no one giving 3 fucks about you. so you little one are the douche

[Culture261]

@c2darizzle lol "people like you researching me" you asked me to....Your bragging about 2 million views.....You decided that "all you ever wanted to do was become noticed on youtube" and uploaded a butt load of videos. I got on here and never uploaded a single video. Yet your only beating me by 800 subs...... I will give you credit for persistence though. If my dream was to be an e-celebrity and after 5 years I had only entertained 800 people, I would have thrown in the towel.

[c2darizzle]

@Culture261 so sad how your jealousy is showing, what do you have to show that makes you so high & mighty. It may be hard for you to comprehend I do have a very fulfilling life aside from YouTube. I'm going to UCF on a full ride scholarship, currently majoring in biomed and have a 4.0 & have a very active social life. You have nothing to be proud of and hate yourself for it. So you spend your days trying to annoy and anger people and I feel sorry for you, if you need a friend I can help you out.

[joejoebud]

@Culture261 your a stupid faggot

[Culture261]

@joejoebud Homophobic much?

[joejoebud]

@Culture261 no you?

[Culture261]

@c2darizzle I did look up your coach....if your not significantly faster than his times than you arent quick.....

[XboxLiveSpartan001]

Lol this is hilarious! Some people need to get a sense of humor though... just look at the fucktards who commented

[FriendOwI]

@XboxLiveSpartan001 Like you?



[jsrpictures]

I find this video funny, there is not a better place to break the rules at than a waterpark, check out our vids from this summer

[Ragequiitt]

sage



[Ragequiitt]

i'm a lifeguard. if you ever did this at my pool, after i caught you and cut every inch of skin i could find, i would tell your parents and make you sit out. fuck you.

[c2darizzle]

@Ragequiitt luckily they don't hire suck ass lifeguards like yourself. Get a real job. And you would never be able to catch us we are all miami-dade first team track athletes motha fuckaaaaa

[Ragequiitt]

@c2darizzle i'm a fucking jedi, so good luck with that. also i wouldnt even use my jedi powers id just fucking shoot you in the mouth. fuckface.

[Ragequiitt]

also you took the time to upload this video, thinking that it would be worth not only your time to do so, but others' time watching it as well. sigh....

[FriendOwI]

This is the dumbest thing I've ever seen on youtube. My biggest regret is that I added a view to the video. If only your mothers had aborted you both when they had the chance, the world would be a better place.

[XboxLiveSpartan001]

@FriendOwI LERN TU LAFF K TANKS BIE

[FriendOwI]

@XboxLiveSpartan001 Learn to be funny.

[XboxLiveSpartan001]

@FriendOwI YU TUPID

[iloooooovveegoldfish]

@FriendOwI Learn to quit being a faggot

[youllij]

i seen better

[KiddJesus]

retarded

[MsDavid2001]

I was just there today :))

[Adamboy20]

Kid running towards camera looked hell of a lot like Adam Sandler...

[BRADLEYHUH]

There so bad?

[erabbit100]

i look good on camera dont I

[ReddFoxx1562]

This was one of the dumbest things I've ever seen. Why are we advised to look closer? Why is this supposed to be funny?

[guitarherofreak13]

Haha, that's my birthday.

[c2darizzle]

lmao wow man how ironic xD, well i guess we can dedicate that performance to you then lol

[tjk259]

ROFL!!!!

[MayhemFeast]

LOL wow man awesome