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  • The whole conversation with JD and the Janitor in the bathroom was hilarious. Way to make yourself out like a creeper JD. xD

  • Rofl Ted. :D Until the last bubble goes bloop.

  • "99 luftballoons" would fix everything haha

  • "Da." "Ja." "Ah!" Simple, but ingenious.

  • also...warum hat men bruder mir verlügt?

    seriously...that's just horrible :D

  • JD and the baloon song are just perfect fit.

  • @davna90

    just like me. I only understood him, because of my accent.

  • Ok the only person who speaks real german in this episode is Elliot. And she does very well.

    The "german" guys are definitely not german talking...

  • "Warum hat mein Bruder mir verlügt?" - xD

    

  • @L34r ist etwas plattdeutsch bei

    merkste bei 5:10 auch

  • in 4:42 she says: "although you got better you should know how serious your situation is!"

  • anybody know what the german song is?! :)

  • @HearandNow42

    Cmon, 99 Luftballoons! everyone knows that

  • the brothers dont speak good german i didnt understand anything

  • "Blub"

  • U can see Teds nose behind Carla's nose

  • U can see Teds nose behind herbhair

  • In the German translation of Scrubs they speek Danish.

  • @TheSassi14 And the Danish is even worse than the German is here, seriously.

  • Bloop....

  • so, what you're saying is that you have a problem that is totally your problem, but you'd like to find a way to make that problem my problem But here is the problem, Newbie - it's not my problem.

  • AHHHHHHH!!!!! The baby! SO CUTE!!!

  • bi deutsch und kann kaum was verstehn von dem was die brüder sagen...

    

  • die brüder sprechen super deutsch xD *Achtung Sarkasmus*

  • Warum hat mein Bruder mir verlügt?

    Wrong german...

  • @coolshrank

    die haben bestimmt den Google übersetzer benutzt^^

  • i am german too, and i love the way i sometimes cant even understand what "herman the german" says -- i have to wait for the english translation

    --its so fucking hilarious!

  • warum hat mein Bruder mir verlügt ? xDD bad german

  • Elliot: Er wollte Sie bestimmt davooor.. SCHÜTZEN!

    JD: Davor schützen..

    :D

  • when doctor cox holds his baby its the same baby as when JD held up sam and said he had fantasies like him

  • JD is most certainly correct. 99 Luftballons is indeed the answer to everything.

  • "I hold his head under the water until that last bubble goes blip." lol!

  • elliot sprich besser dutsch als der patient und sein bruder

    teilweise auch grammatikalisch falsch

  • Jack is SOOO cute 4:30

  • BLOOOP

  • Warum hat mein Bruder mir verlügt??? Das ist echt schlechtes deutsch! Selbst ein Translater übersetzt den satz richtig ;)

  • dude.....how the heck did they get the baby to look at him like that??? PRICELESS!

  • i watched scrubs in german and there mister miller is swedish.

    in the first moment i thougt he is swedish here too Oo

    such a bad german

  • @cuntdestroyer8000 no in german mister miller names mister olsen and he isnt swedish, he is danish

  • WTF! die angeblichen deutschen klingen eher nach Dänen:

    "also warum hat mein bruder mir verlügt" das ist ja die reinste Verarsche

  • es is lustig wie die kein ch sprechen können

  • i love that baby so cute omg so cute <3

  • whats the name of that song when they are dancing in the balloons ?

  • @randomnoone 99 Luft balloons, theres a german and english versionn

    aka 99 red balloons

  • @Ur0pinionDoesntCount to be correct it's 99 Luftballons by Nena.

    And I love Elliot's evil old Hausfrau and the way she says "Nachtisch".

  • as german its a shame that elliot can speak a better german that the patient does, at the first moment i didnt realized that the patient talked german, cuz his german SUX SO HARD!

  • @Sm4sh0ne you should learn to write correct english before using slang;D

  • Meh, benign... benign and a half.

  • seltsam...ich brauch die englische übersetzung von elliot um zu verstehen was der "kranke Deutsche" gesagt hat :D

  • cutest baby ever

  • Achja nochwas: Ich finde es erstaunlich wie Sarah Chalke das "r" sprechen kann. Viele Engländer und Amerikaner die Deutsch können haben trotzdem diesen Akzent mit diesem "ar", sie kann das "r" so richtig schön gurgeln. Bei einem Interview hat sie immer so gebrüllt, aber nach dem Video hier weiß ich das sie auch normal Deutsch sprechen kann ;). Hut ab, Ms. Chalke :)

  • @CrazyxXxGirly

    Ja Sarah Chalke hat wirklich ein gutes Deutsch im Gegensatz zu den Menschen die eigentlich Deutsche darstellen sollen :P Ich gehöre auch zu den Leuten die wissen wollten wie sich das Deutsch von denen anhört, da ich bisher auch nur die deutsche Fassung gesehn hab.

    btw In der deutschen Fassung sind es Dänen, keine Niederländer^^

  • @RavonLF2 Irgendwie ist es ja komisch xD

    Oops sry :P. dachte es sind Niederländer *gg*

  • I'm german and i looked this episode 'cause i want to hear the german actor ;). In german its a Netherlander. This actor is so bad. Elliot speaks so much better german BUT she IS american. Thats poor why don't they look for a real person who can speak german, they have everything translatet anyway.

    Ich glaube hier sind sowieso viele Deutsche weil sie das original sehen wollten xD: Schlechter Schauspieler, damit wird das Deutsch so in den Schmutz gezogen.

  • WTF?! Elliot speaks better German than the actor :D I love it, how Elliot speaks German

  • I don't get why Amer. Sitcoms never employ Ger. actors for German-speaking roles. Sorry, I love Scrubs but isn't it ridiculous that a guy who is supposed to not understand English-speaking people can talk English better than German? For what it's worth, I sometimes hardly understood a word the sick guy said, and I am German..

    But kudos for Elliot, she speaks fine :D Though with Conan O'Brien she made it sound like Germans would constantly talk like shouting to each other like a Nazi sergeant :D

  • @davna90 Because I would assume most people that watch Scrubs in english, me included, don't understand or speak german and so can't really tell if they're speaking it poorly or not. ^^ The brothers were only in one episode, so it probably just had to do with ease of casting more than anything else.

    ps. I love when Elliot speaks in german! She also speaks in french in one episode if I'm not mistaken.. I wonder if Sarah knows french in real life too..? <3

  • @davna90 The Brothers: Soren Hellerkrup and Ingo Neuhaus. Those dont sound american to me. Maybe they are danish/dutch. But i am sure that the casting director couldnt have told the different. i don't understand why europeans expect us to know and differentiate every language, every cultural idiosyncrasy of the various european nations when we dont interact with your people daily. Would you be able to accurately cast a Kenyan vs a Somalian? Stop being so eurocentric

  • @Offended83Shadow I am not eurocentric. I would also not get it when a German producer would hire a barely Kenyan-speaking German actor, when he could also get a German-speaking Kenyan actor. I am not complaining about Americans, nor am I glorifying Europeans, it is something I generally dislike about movie producers.

  • @davna90 I agree.. it's the same thing in every show when they speak "swedish".. I mean it sounds like chinese to me? Why don't they cast the roles with people who can speak the language? It's so annoying, just wondering if everyone thinks we speak like that.

  • @davna90 its not just amer. sitcoms!, in korean dramas whever they are supposed to meet an english speaker, or someone is supposed to have lived abroad, they usually speak english.....awfully.

  • It's always make me laugh that J.D always knows where the date are like alex and now jimy and he even didn't speak to her

  • they don't speak right german.

    because of that i don't think, this people are germans...that's too bad, cause german is a beautiful language, and also the americans should here "right" german.

    best wishes

    german scrubs fan :)

  • warum hat mein bruder mich verlögt great german people isnt theat right yeeeaaaaahhhhhhhhh sure

  • funny, how fast you recognize if s.o. who speaks german is from germany or isn't... :D

  • @Muetzi1992 every german can hear it its like american and british accent or the worst gramma u ever heared

  • i hate that americans can't find any germans or russians who really can speak their language :(

    greetings from a russian guy living in germany

  • i hate that americans can't find any germans or russians who eally can speak their language :(

    greetings from a russian guy living in germany

  • @raxxoish

    99 Luftballons

    Sorry i forgot the Artist but you should find it trotzdem

  • @derfanvonmir1 Nena

  • @Raxxoish "Nena - 99 Luftballons" you need the 1984 version not the new one

  • What is the german song called?

  • rofl love the german music fantasy with red balloons so stupid n silly

  • "I just Hold his head under water until that last bubble goes......... Blub......"

    Oh Tedd..... =D

  • "I just Hold his head under water until that last bubble goes......... Blub......"

    =D

  • That babys just looked at Dr Cox like wtf are you O.o

  • @Joricky12 most of us aren't. of course we hate our history, but can't change it.

  • JACK IS SO ADORABLE!!!!!!!

  • oh my goodness 4:28 to 4:30, I reallyyyy saw the similarities between Dr. Cox and Jack:) they look so alike! their eyes too~~

  • This two aren't germans.. they dont even speak real german.. they talk like a dutch who tried to speak german :P

  • it's ridiculous that jd only gets blondes

  • @Marion678 correction Alex wasn't blonde and ever think blonde girls are what he's attracted to let me guess your not blonde so your getting pissed by this lol

  • @crimsondevil2245 who's alex ? ^^ I can't remember. I'm just pointing it out. But it wouldn't be JD's only or worst neurosis, so, nevermind

  • @crimsondevil2245 Yea, I can also think of Julie, who wasn't blonde either.

  • red balloons and dancing have solved all the worlds problems...

  • if I had a sex dream bout Ted I would be freaking out °_°

  • aw.. thats a really sweet baby :)

  • thats really a bad actor!! elliot speak better german as him!!

  • @XxxNamiGirlxxX

    Macht nichts. Dafür kannst du kein Englisch.

  • @xxJESSiiCORExx du kannst mich mal!

    das interessiert mich weniger als ein furz, wie kann man nur so pinnelig sein?

    keiner kann alle sprachen dieser welt perfekt!!!

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  • @XxxNamiGirlxxX actually she speakS better - but yes, she does

  • @XxxNamiGirlxxX thats because she learnt german at an early age...

  • @XxxNamiGirlxxX "elliot speak better german as him" ?

  • @tjf5183 yes, his german is very bad, but elliot speaks very good=))

  • The fact that I spent five years learning German and I haven't got a clue what they just said just screams at me that I fail at learning other languages.

  • @TheMeezProductions Don't worry ;) I can speak German and this was, like, the worst German I've ever heard! I had problems to understand as well! The Grammar was totally wrong! And there were words that are not even German (leo.org told me that), like 'verluegt'

  • Damn, Tasty Coma Wife is TASTY...

  • Der kann ja nicht mal richtig deutsch!

  • @Titaslioan Da hast du recht. elliot kann besser deutsch als er!!!

  • arschloch isnt jackass, its asshole.

  • I've learned how to say jackass in two different languages thanks to Scrubs. xD

  • "also, warum hat mein bruder mir verlügt?" XD

  • "bloop"

  • Ihrem Deutsch ist besser denn meiner.

  • @Cornampoo "Ihr Deutsch ist besser als meines" would be the right way to say it. ;) So do you learn German? I mean at school or sth. ?

  • @SingenStattAtmen Ja, ich habe es ein bischen gelernt im Schule. Ich kann es gut lesen, anhören ist schwieriger, schreiben ist schlecht und sprechen gehts überhaupt nicht. XD

  • @Cornampoo I find it pretty cool that you learned it all! I know a girl from the USA who's here in Germany for almost a year now, and when she came she didn't speak a word of German and now her German is pretty good. So, if you wanna learn German, just come over here for a year, and it will be easy. ;) I'm also planning to go to America to improve my English. :)

  • @SingenStattAtmen Maybe I could do my Master at a German University... might be a good move. And you should definitely visit America. I also want to go there one day.

  • @Cornampoo So where are you from - if not from America, I mean. And I think it's a very good idea to make your Master here. And if you need any help with your German any time, just text me, I'd be glad! ;) (Oh, and I'm SO gonna go to America - also because it's pretty annoying to be pretty good in English but not speaking it at any time except for the English lessons...) :P

  • @SingenStattAtmen I'm from the Netherlands, so it's pretty embarrassing that I don't speak German. But I'm flattered that you thought I was a native speaker of English. XD

  • "That's good, right?" "Ya." "Ja." "Ah."

  • baby jack is cute :D

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  • haha i was watching them interview carla, and she was saying how she wished they could have given her someone hot to dream about instead of ted

  • yeah, they speak horrible german, elliot is easyer to understand! 

  • Also warum hat mein Bruder mir verlügt? OH MY GOSH!!!!!

    Never heared such a painful german...  yeah painful!

  • @DieBismarck1

    nicht mal bayern erlauben sich sowas!!!

    

  • 4:30 AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

  • Hermann the German :D I wont to heer nossing about se german

  • Hermann the German :D

  • bloop

  • whats the song that plays....i cant get it outta my head

  • @zingzat '99 luftballons' by nena

  • "benign, benign and a half" i love the janitor :L

  • next time they should use some real germans to act them. elliot is speaking fine

  • the two germans are actually the same people.. their never shown in the same scene!

  • @mcb0613 no, they aren't the same people.. in the second part of this episode, they're shown in the same scene ;)

  • that last bubble goes blup haha

  • verlügt ou my god wat should this be verlügt omg....

  • at 4 :40 the baby has such a puppy face soooooooo sweeeeet<3

  • Those Germans aren't actually Germans?? WAIT.. so Zach Braff isn't really a doctor?! Sacred Heart isn't a real hospital?! I can't believe a TV show would portray something simply so that the general populace can relate to it without getting all anal about it!

  • @wasabi622 those guys are never germans "verlüg"t doesn´t exist..

  • jesus christ germans we get get it the germans cant speak german as well as elliot

  • 4:31 jack is pulling a jd :)

  • shut the fuck up about the "germans" speaking bad german!! no one cares! it must be pretty hard to find an actor in america who speaks german well so stop correcting them because its not going to change anything!

  • "warum mein Bruder hat mich verlügt" - wth? that's not even proper German :D

  • @sj2kela1 Then why don't you show some initiative and become an actor for an AMERICAN show, then portray a character that speaks German.

    Americans don't give a shit one way or another, if it sounds like German, then it is German. Now, if this show were a German sitcom, then MAYBE you'd have some issues, but it's not. Deal with it and enjoy the damn show.

  • If I dreamt I was sleeping next to Ted, I would wake up screaming.

  • Jack as baby = CUTE!!!!!!!

  • i love the end..! scrubs has this magical way of combining hilarious stuff with heart felt emotions!

  • 99 RED BALOONS!! love that song X)

  • does elliot speak good german

  • @Senfstain Yeah, the actress playing her stated that her mother was from Germany.

  • @alexiaNBC

    thx:) 

  • Jeez! Enough with the language and accent analysis!

  • Hahah this is one of the funniest episodes of Scrubs! I laughed so hard x'D

  • I think it's so funny that Germans are going on and on about how the Germans(in the show) suck at German, yet when the Janitor and Ted speak a bit of broken Korean, Koreans are going on about how they didn't speak it that bad at all.

  • Lol why is every german so proud all of a sudden?

  • @Joricky12 Maybe it's because since America attacked Iraq, the world doesn't hate Germany the most anymore =) and I think FIFA worldcup did the rest.

  • when she speaks german, she has an accent from switzerland, sorry my english is not good, i'm from germany

    germans ;)

  • @Tonnendach420 really?! i know there are some of my people (most shamefully politicians, too) that really do have a thick accent when they speak german, but we don't sound like this...

  • @Tonnendach420 thats not an swiss accent thats an american accent her parents are german by the way

  • @Tonnendach420 she's not a native speaker, is she ?

  • y@Tonnendach420 Well, she did learn German in school as a kid. So maybe the accent got lost along the way?

  • @Tonnendach420

    ich denke, du kannst auch deutsch reden, da das wahrscheinlich eh nur deutsche anhören...

  • @MsMinniemouse13 richtig :D

  • Thats not real german thats more a combination of russian and german!!

  • nosing about se german hahahahaah

  • Purely coincidental but when Dr. Cox was looking at new baby Jack, Jack was looking up and away like JD...probably having a baby fantasty XD

  • this is one of the best Elliot episodes. Naughty spanking and German speaking.

  • i'm dutch..and had german on school.. and i can understand it..so i dont know what the germans talk about :D

  • seems like every single german that has ever been on this site haas left his very own comment on how the german dudes german sucks :D thank god scrubs german has to sound just compelling enough so americans think its german and isnt intended to fool germans

  • So what you're saying is that you have a problem, that is totally you're problem, but you're trying to find a way to make you're problem, my problem, but heres the problem newbie its not my problem.

  • "Ummm no not me, i just have the one dream over and over; I hold his head under the water until that last bubble goes..... blub................blub"

    gotta love Ted! xD genious

  • I can say this because I'm not German. I honestly don't care about whose German is better. I've seen 2 consecutive videos of nothing but "Eliot's German is better." I don't care!