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  • funniest line was "intelligent people? haha were broadcasting in america dont be silly"

  • it's "more stupid", not "stupider", stupid!

  • @JeanySullivan

    i believe that's the joke

  • @JeanySullivan

    yesyes I hope we all have grammatical reflex before we simply (obviously>?_?<) take it as a joke. The likes of his "god bless you" "I swear to god" I also lean toward his push with it instead of cease to say or regard with contempt as I have until now, done..Brilliant, Nice angle actually

  • Jesus saves....cuz he shops at walmart

  • @LordLindsey12 srsly, bro?

  • @LordLindsey12 Man you are a MORON!!! The internet has ruined your mind.It's easy to get caught up in that crap,but you have to stay neutral on the subject. I agree that BUSH knew it was coming,but that's about far as it gos.Others in the government warned and warned,but no one was listening,cause they had different ideas.They know the American PPL are so wrapped up in their everyday B-shit that they dont really care outside of New York. We are programmed from an early age

  • @MrAmericanzombie Watch Safe house and it will help you Figure out why Bin Laden was pissed off.

  • @LordLindsey12 If you have proof theirs a lot of truthers waiting for your REAL evidence.

  • Poisoning tap water won't work on white people. Poisoning bottled water would.

  • JesusSavesAtCitibank

    lol

  • @DerEchteSenf yeah wtf?

  • @kegs666 Not a big fan of "THEBIBLESAYSITSOALLCHRISTIANS­BELIEVEIT"-arguments, but if that ad is targeted at a religious group, several things are fucked up here.

  • Vote for the Tea Party and nuclear annihilation with Uncle Jesus on your sides.

  • they should call the show, "King FAG live"

  • is it stupider? or "more stupid" he made a fool of himself (a little) and contradicted himself as well...the guy is one big oxymoron get it ??

  • @ilovealexjones1 "Stupider" and "more stupid" are both grammatically correct and mean the same thing. Saying "more stupider" (or "more bigger") is a common, but still grammatically incorrect, mistake.

  • bill seems like an arrogant asshole...... i fucking LOVE IT

  • I used to think Bill Maher was a cool dude, then I found out he supports america being Israels bitch and his audience can't think for themselves (search for bill maher the zionist on youtube, and feel embarassed for his audiences reaction)

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  • @annoythefish if you don't like bill maher why are you watching and commenting on his videos. your intelligence is probably better suited for fox news.

  • @annoythefish Yes and the conservative/republican/christ­ians can think for themselves :D And how do you think america will someone like israels bitch? Where did you find that crap out ? wehatefreethinkers com?

  • @annoythefish i know right? the fuck, he's an atheist he should see through that fucking scam. There is never an argument given on why they should be there over the people who were living there that doesn't involve "god loves us and wants US to live there"

  • I think allot of people are just mentally challenged.

  • am I the only one laughing at the fact that Bill Maher always refers to the Tea Party as "Tea-baggers" XD

  • I love the United States im gonna be traveling there with my Girlfriend in december i got a question: why is america becoming sooo stupid I know not everyone but someone who lives outside of your country its almost an embarassment that people are becoming soo unintelligent day by day by day

  • @TheRevolutionCanada FOX NEWS,THE CREATIONIST MOVEMENT.IDIOT POLITICIANS AND THE INCOMPLETE SEPERATION OF CHURCH AND STATE FAILING EDUCATION SYSTEM CHRISTIAN FUNDAMENTALISM,SKEPTISCM OF SCIENCE BY NON SCIENTISTS ETC O

  • @TheRevolutionCanada well my friend i live here. and let me tell u people here are dumb as rocks. i believe it is a combination of our culture of celebrity and money worship, coupled with the flouride in our water that has many people so dumbed down. Our education is a joke, they only tell u to remember the things they think are important to learn, for example:never question authority, but noone is taught to think critically, and noone cares about becoming smarter. its sad really

  • @TheRevolutionCanada  literally 99% of the population is borderline retarded. either people are completley moronic, or "school smart", but not able to think outside of the box, which is just as bad as being retarded in my opinion. out of everyone i know, only 2 people, (out of my 20-25 friends, my entire famliy, people at work and school, and people i meet everyday) who are somewhat intelligent and can see through the bullshit propaganda pumped through every day on tv

  • @TheRevolutionCanada that is a silly generalization. Every country consists of a vast amount of dumb fucks, a handful of leaders, and a sprinkle of people who utilize their brains to try to improve the world.

  • lol @ JESUSSAVESATCITIBANK commercial bottom screen. ridiculous.

  • BILL MAHER FOR PRESIDENT

  • good salesmen get hired to sell bad products. people who know the product get hired to sell good products. that isn't to say that good salesmen don't sometimes sell good products, or people who know the product don't sometimes sell bad products. but a particularly popular thing for a salesman to say is "i could sell an ice maker to an eskimo". its pretty out-dated these days, but that is basically what a good salesman does. sells something to you that you really don't need or want.

  • The democrats are just playing a game, just like the republicans, just like foot ball which distracts the people . The good cop bad cop game and and who the good or bad is depends on which product you have bought into.

  • Don't Americans know, yet, that everyone in this country has come from somewhere else around the World?!?...Oh, forgot about native Americans!...Of course you did!! Stupid of me! Sure!...I'm a white person and i don't care about crap like...You assholes!!...F off you ignorants!!!...

  • Bill, It doesn't make any sense to call them "Teabaggers". Just stay on your message. You loose people that way.

    PEACE

  • Chinese State TV = Fox

  • YAA BELL!!

  • I agree with most things Maher says. But with his last statement in this clip, he makes an absurd comparison that only serves to take away from his credibility.

  • @194jms it was a joke, you can't take everything he says seriously, you have to be able to see when he's joking and how much of his joke is serious. In his last statement hes was mostly joking.

  • In IT's opinion, the Left is correct about quite a bit, about economics, basically. IT doesn't hate the Left; the Left hates IT. It would be best for the Left if they stopped hating IT so much and were more critical of themselves.

    How much real pain is your false pride worth to you? To oppose good is to do evil, and to do evil is to cause that which ends in evil...

  • if obama would be muslim, he would wipe israel from the planet....how stupid are americans anyway?

  • Not saying he should defend Palestinians,Just saying he should point out Israels faults,something he never does which is why hes a hypocrite and loses credibility as a voice of reason.If the situation was reversed,do you think he would be defending the Palestinians.

  • @hidepuller2008 Y E S ! You are hundert right !

  • bill maher for president

  • Mather believes so firmly that he is wise. Clearly though, he is an idiot.

  • @abrakobama Sure, Mather is a complete dumbass. Maher is a witty cynic and is definitely smarter than the average american. He never claims that he's a genius, just that there are a lot of stupid people out there. The beauty of it is that an idiot will never think he's an idiot.

  • A moneyless,classless,stateless communities of humanity expressing our freedom in creative harmonious cooperation for a world that is so POTENTIALLY AND ACTUALLY nourishing. Capitalism in any form, Statist or Corporatist is the denial of our common humanity in a politically manipulated,tyrannical armed MARKET SYSYTEM of artificial scarcity that is designed to perpetuate the enslavement of immense humanity for material interest of the criminal ruling elite

  • maher is a brain-dead know nothing

  • Bill Mahers a good watch but his support of Israel makes him a hypocrite.If hes a voice for the underdog why does he support the bully in this case.Gee i wonder why?

  • @hidepuller2008 Gee, I wonder why you're such a troll.

  • @attozes Didnt mean to offend you Jew.

  • @hidepuller2008 Haha you're funny, I'm not a Jew.

  • @attozes Haha you must be a teabagger then.

  • @hidepuller2008 But you must be a Muslim...

  • @hidepuller2008 Let me start by saying that I don't know anything about the Israel situation. However, being an underdog doesn't make you right. Just because he thinks the underdog is right in a lot of issues doesn't mean he defaults to the underdog's side. Faulty argument is faulty.

  • The only reason people believe in God is because they have fear of imaginary fire.... So they do the logical thing and purchase imaginary fire insurance. 

  • Maher is right, the internet and Fox news makes people dumber, and evidently he is using the internet and watching Fox news a lot lately because he is just clueless on some many things on so many levels.

  • Teabaggers..... 'nuff said.

  • Bill....

    I know you can't stand kids but please procreate as much as possible and make America better.

    Thanks

  • @sonykroket Many of them will surley die becuase they won't be taking vaccines...

  • If anyone belives that Obama is a conspiracy probalby also belive that we never went to the moon. Stupid fucks. Seriously, i'm sorry to see america be consumed by STUPID FUCKS. I'm GLAD I'm in scandinavia. One of the few places that still contain sanity.

  • @reanimated6

    Ehm,...yeah?!

  • Is the tea party some sort of section inside the republican party?

  • @rex786 Don't u mean a sect? lol :p

  • Even if Obama were muslim, which he isn't, this country has freedom of religion does it not? I didn't know you had to be christian to hold office in this country? haha who cares what his religion is... being muslim ≠ terrorist.

  • Is there such a thing as too much Bill Maher? If so, I'm not aware of it.

  • These videos...all 3 of 3 are not to be missed. It's all just right on the money. Thanks!

  • Delaware must have a lot of Witches.

  • I say BOTH PARTIES HAVE TERRIBLE FLAWS....FUCK OFF TO THEM BOTH EQUALLY!

  • Wait wait wait... they have Bill Maher on the show, and on the add banner, it says: "JesusSavesAtCitibank". What, is that a joke or something?

  • @Prka01 *facepalm*

  • I used to think Dinesh D'Sousa a misguided but earnest Christian apologist. Now I know he is a guard in the christian gulag. His vision is just fine, but he wants everyone else to obey the rules of a tyrant that he doesn't know the first thing about, .. because the tyrant doesn't exist.

  • I am bill maher.. Israel is a democracy!

  • @kousoulides ... it is also a dictatorship regarding the people from the westbank

  • Hahaha, Larry is such a shit interviewer! He cuts off Bill:

    Bill: "Thats was a pretty good thing to be anti-colonial, so---" *cut off*

    Larry: *oblivious* "Anyhow, while were on politics, lets check in with John King for the latest."

    Man, I've always been bothered by Larry King's lack of interviewing skill, and this just made me laugh. Most human beings in a social setting who are hosting a show would say "Sorry Bill, let me stop you for a moment" and then move on, not just randomly cut in.

  • Says a lot about the man when his WoF guests are Larry and Seth. Bill being somewhat of a blend of the two, I would imagine.

  • Racists never ever SAY that they're racists. They just say hey we're just "telling it like it is..."

  • bill is a genius!!

  • BILL MAHER 2012!

  • favorite quote: One thing teabaggers hate is when you call them racist. The other thing they hate is black people. LOL

  • "Teabaggers" LOL Why not vote for the Donkey Punchers or the Dirty Sanchez Party instead.

    :D

  • @JesusSuckedGayPenis Cause that would be too obvious, lol.

  • @JesusSuckedGayPenis Hahah I'm with the Dutch Oven party!

  • @sinistar99 You're PRO-DUTCH?!? How dare you, they love DYKES! ;)

  • @sinistar99 How old are you?

  • @ozzfest72 Old enough. Lets just say when I was 3 I thought the news was "watergate." as in "Let's not watch watergate lets watch the Six Million Dollar Man instead."

  • @JesusSuckedGayPenis I prefer voting for the Cleveland Steamers

  • @JesusSuckedGayPenis

    I don't think they call themselves "Teabaggers", but for what its worth I'd still rather vote for the Donkey Punchers.

  • @k1ngkoo0pa They most certainly did call themselves that at first.

  • 7 people are redneck hicks.

  • @a2birdcage This whole country is redneck hicks

  • While I hate accusing people of racism (because that's a heavy charge), I do hear quite a bit of coded language that sounds based in racism to me. So if there's a concern about being accused a racist, watch that shit.

  • Bill you are my idol. People only vote for the conservatives because they are afraid of change. Next thing you know we will have a radical conservative as president who actually turns back time and puts us back before the civil war..

  • Iceland next to Africa? No wonder Americans are bad at geography.

  • @AngeCord LOL...yes, we Americans are bad with geography. I am one of them.

  • CNN>FOX

  • @spencerchef turd > FOX

  • @spencerchef DOGSHIT>CNN>FOX

  • @iowntwocats This NEEDS to be the highest rated comment :)

  • @spencerchef Both stations are pretty terrible, but I agree.

  • @spencerchef Lol, anything is better than Fox, but the fact of the matter is that all of our News media sucks and none of them actually challenge the government.

  • @spencerchef - A dead squirrel>FOX

  • @facepalmization The pecking orrdddaaaa

    Mr popo> da Dirt >garbage on the ground > shit on a boot > Aids on a dirty dildo> The GOP

    Thats the Pecking orrddaaa

  • This here is a PRO-Fessional Look it up in the book!

  • i wanna eat out Christine O' donnel's pussy

  • Why are so many idiotic republican women so damn hot?

  • Why are so many idiotic republican woen so damn hot?

  • i cant wait till i move to europe

  • I like Larry King, he actually lets his guests talk.

  • bill maher is very smart... but the internet (global information at your fingertips) does not make people stupider

  • @wildboy789789 Depends where you get your information.

  • @DoctorRx14 still, the fact that open internet media allows people to be exposed to new ideas and proove old ideas wrong does in fact mean the internet educates us... anyone who chooses to stick with the same sorce of info is choosing to be ignorant and they wont benefit from it

  • @wildboy789789 I agree with "out with the old in with the new", but what if the new is wrong? The internet has the potential you say it does but only if the new information is correct.

  • @DoctorRx14 people will find out what information is correct on their own, lets just get the information out there with the internet

  • @wildboy789789 Yep, that makes sense.

    

  • @flake452

    Lol, there is not way the inbreds would get the reference! If they are dumb enough to believe that Obama is a secret muslim spy, I'm pretty sure nothing will convince them otherwise.

    Americans seriously need to prevent some people from voting. If your cousin is your sister and your grandma, you can't vote. If you watch back to back re runs of Jerry Springer and have more than 4 kids with different parents, you can't vote. If you have an IQ below mayo, you can't vote.

  • he is so funny... omg.

  • I love bill maher and seth macfarlane! :)

  • Hey Zoos! Excellent editing.

    Thanks for posting.

  • Why doesnt Obama just eat some fucking pork on camera to shut the dumb inbreds up.

  • @flake452

    Daniel, your idocy amazes me

  • THANK GOD FOR PEOPLE LIKE BILL MAHER. FUCKING RIGHT WING IDIOTS NEED TO GET OUT OF AMERICA

  • @GayTexasBoy well said GTB i love ur username!!!

  • @GayTexasBoy Right wing is what the country was founded on... it's you fucking retarded liberals who are fucking up the country with your welfare and "hate crime" labeling so you can diversify everyone against their will.

  • @threepercenter03 Yes God forbid we should not have hate crimes....and If you don't like living in a country with a social safety net go move to one and see how great it is. We call them 3rd world countries. Somalia is nice this time of year go there dumbass.

  • @threepercenter03 Noooooo, the right wing in 1776 were the Tories. Original Definition of Right Wing - supports the Church and Crown!

  • @GayTexasBoy Hey dont send them to us !!!! ;-)

  • @GayTexasBoy You keep them, please... Nobody want your right wing idiots. Just send them to high school.

  • @GayTexasBoy Dam rights Gay Texas Boy , all the christians should go eat shit and die and people who park to close to me in a parking lot those homos can eat a dirty dick.

  • @GayTexasBoy Right wing idiots need to get out of America... Hmm well we've given liberals 2 and a half years and we default in three weeks... nuff said

  • @GayTexasBoy hahaha "Thank God for Bill Maher". I love Maher but that's some funny sentence :)

  • Oh fucking hell, I've seen Dinesh D'Souza in his debates defending Christianity - what an annoying, slimy prick. (Bottom line on his favourite teleological metaphor - if the dials don't work by turning them any other way, they're independent of God, you wriggling little worm.)

  • @PurushaDesa Look, if it weren't for god, the air in my apartment wouldn't fit as well as it does.

  • @quidproquo2004

    You're right! Snakes CAN talk!

  • @PurushaDesa XD

  • Problem is Bill, it's that same voter fear that convinced the American electorate to keep Bush in office for a second term. I hope you're right that the common response to the Teabaggers or any irrational movement is political restraint, but I'm not convinced yet that America is centrist enough as a Western democracy to demonstrate that resistance.

  • Gee Larry, why don't you just walk around and jack his dick?

  • @kimblers I hate the way King laughs himself silly at every smug jibe that revolting narcissist makes.

  • Intelligent?? We broadcast in America, lol that says it all

  • In basic, the religious right thinks that Pres Obama is an muslim, and all muslims are potential suicide maniacs that builds home made bombs in their houses and hate America and Christians. Ok fine, vote Palin for president 2012 and i promise that America will be the laughing stock of the entire world...again. And then the rest of the world would just say..fuck them..we had enough of this.

  • Bill Maher / Stephen Colbert 2012!

  • "The one thing tea baggers hate is being called racist. The other thing they hate is black people."

  • @funkyhoboman We only hate ignorant liberals having to label everyone so you can classify society.

  • @threepercenter03 "ignorant liberals" is a label isn't it? WTF are you talking about? pull off the hood of ANY KKK guy at a cross burning and ask if they are liberal or conservative... what will they say 100% of the time?

  • @threepercenter03 I like how you fail to see the irony in stating that "ignorant liberals" want to "label everyone". You are completely ignorant to the fact that you are "labeling" liberals as being "ignorant". Epic circular irony. Well done sir, well done! I don't mean to "label" you, but you're an idiot! PS, how's the Camaro runnin'?

  • @funkyhoboman And all the African-American "teabaggers" are they racist too?

  • @TempusFugit101 Some tea party members are Ron Paul like Libertarians, but there is also a crazy wing of it as demonstrate in the 5 min clip of some of there sings. Its funny that its right in your face and ppl still refuse to admit that they're is some racism within the tea party.

    /watch?v=S38VioxnBaI

  • @moh490234890238490 i'm not a tea partier but i am a Libertarian and i can say it was sad to see the transformation of the tea party from a group of people that wanted limited goverment to a group of people that just want republicans in office...i think the racism of the tea party is exaggerated but like any where on earth racism exist.

  • @hermanpotato Yes, i do believe that the tea party started out as a libertarian movement, but got co opted by right wing extremist. No one is saying that all tea partier are racist, but when someone points it out the usual reply is ''oh here comes the race card again''. If consider myself somewhat of a ron paul like libertarian and if you are as well the best thing to do is separate yourself from the tea party. Just refer to yourself as a libertarian. It wont have the same negative connotation.

  • @moh490234890238490 Yeah i have never been part of the tea party nore ever claimed to be, i don't care about any negative connotation of the tea party i just don't think i agree with the most tpartiers beliefs. I just think that with the racism of the tea party the media portrays the minority as the majority. btw Ron Paul 2012

  • @TempusFugit101 no because they ass fuck yur whore mom and jizz piss in her face

  • @funkyhoboman um..we heard.

  • People always talkin bout Obama spending american's money.. umm i guess ya'll forgot about the new age Vietnam wars that Bush started.. imagine, jus imagine where our country would be if we never went into Iraq and Afghanistan.. we would be in the same boat as Europe, even Brazil.. technology wise and economically wise we are 8-10 years behind.. You gotta spend money to make money and that what Obama is doing.. trying to dig us out this whole.. Dem always got fix Rep. fuck ups!

  • I love Bill, but on Obama's anti-terrorism actions? There were numerous radical Islamic acts. The Fort Hood shooting, the Christmas day bomber, the Times Square bomber. The latter two failed just because of the idiocy of the terrorists, not the shrewdness of the Obama administration.

  • @pape37 There were tons of shootings under Bush, and a few failed bombings as well.

  • Is there something Bill and people like him like about having the Government waste our money? I dont' care how religious she is, I want someone who is going to stop the government spending and waste & stealing of my hard earned $ and giving my kids a deficit to pay off. I don't care who's fault it was anymore, it's all of there fault, but the Dems are throwing our $ away as they have no knowledge of how to run a business let alone the country. This independent has grown up, I wish others would

  • @WingThaiJ .oh please the money the republicans wasted and threw away under the bush admin is a joke.of course dems are going to spend more, thats their ideology.funny how leaders in sane countries are not expected to be business minded people,then again this is america.

  • Amazing how so many people can watch the government waste our money, ruin busine