Mitt Romney Hates Old People, Still Wins Florida

[ccp2214]

Yall got lazy, aint even trying... :(

[ccp2214]

@ccp2214 okay im sorry! just makes some more updates please!!! i miss yall, and a month is too long to not have an update.

[carrite]

I've got a hole in my Jackie for President '08 shirt. As appropriate, I guess. Come on, the Rs are out of candidates, it's time for JACKIE '012!!!!

[Carlislen52]

Jackie for President!!!

[jollyspaniard]

hilarious



[Shwah7]

"Anthropomorphic hateful biscuits and gravy" Best description of Newt ever!

[Texan4Life706]

lol.....I think I would rather see Ron Paul destroy Obama with carpet bombs of truth!!

[oeidde]

God Bless all Republicans because there is no way any Republican can beat Obama.

All candidates they have are fools, the only one with a head on his shoulders is Ron Paul.

They will HAVE TO PICK SOMEONE WITH A BIT OF SENSE, OUT OF THE CLOSET!

[ccp2214]

who cares if gingrich can debate obama, we get newt you're a smug asshole and can talk your way out of any situation...

[2tsaybow]

@evildevil97 One of my old friends is close to GJ. M. Heinrich won in 2008 so as a senator he won't be running until 2014. GJ will run against Heinrich in 2014.

You won't be seeing any reference to this right now unless you follow the Johnson Facebook page.

I don't know why people would think that Barry would decriminalize marijuana. He made it clear that he would not do so during his campaign.

Best way I can see to deal with it is to have it growing everywhere.

[steviebkhall]

Obama for president _Ron paul for secretay of state ! Let's make friends ,It'l all work out just fine ..Not our retarded millionare Lawyer CONGRESS ! Why doesnt Obama meet these people at the White house ? Why don't we fly over there ? OH ,yeah ,the mubarak thing ! Why don't the presidents (leaders of china ,russiia,india,brazil .OH yeah, they softball each othe !;Sorry australia and Canada ( 8.5 of the well educated have real jobs ,and us with less are PO AS SHIT W/40 * hr's !!

[clevername333]

Only Ron Paul matters.

[Pernaetova21]

lol.. I'm glad you guys are back !!

[mikesavago]

Romney will win the nomination, but he won't win the election. Yeah, I'm crazy now.. but wait till November when Romney loses by 10%.

BTW.. Obama is gay, and Ron Paul is the most American motherfucker there has been since Thomas Fucking Jefferson. He could have beat Obama. Romney.. It ain't gonna happen.

[sonnybrown]

It's fashionable to hate Ron Paul now. That's just sad. There's one thing he's absolutely authorized under the constitution to do and that's bring our troops home. Yet it seems like everyone would rather pick people that say nice things to them. We really don't deserve freedom anymore.

[ratholin]

@sonnybrown It's always been fashionable to hate ron paul. You've just been too stoned to notice.

[sonnybrown]

@ratholin I don't smoke weed.

[dilusional1]

even just sitting there talkin the whole time . I would.watch.it.

[dilusional1]

yall need a 30 min show. I'd watch that shit all the time

[dilusional1]

@dilusional1 on tv I mean. Sorry,I'm very highi

[PiratePuppy777]

I tried to tell the GOP to stick with Herman Cain. At least he's a Pokemon trainer and he doesn't wear magic underwear...

[ratholin]

@PiratePuppy777 and many of our best presidents were hedonists that couldn't keep it in their pants. Lincoln slept around and ended slavery. Kennedy slept around and got men put on the moon. Clinton slept around and balanced the budget with a surplus. Herman Cain would probably have fixed everything.  If only the GOP didn't have that prude stick so far up their asses.

[bigdog6737]

I want that Newt Picture.

[sanderstrebor]

This can't be real.

[Rajhathetiger]

I didn't watch the debate but tuned in accidentally at the most perfect time. All I heard was Ron Paul say "That subject really doesn't interest me a whole lot." LMFAO -- Cracked me up.

[types10000]

Cant imagine anyone taking 2 hours to say less than those two?

HAHAHA try Australian politics, they're so busy trying to make non-committal statements they never say anything directly

atleast you guys have a left and a right, in Australia they try to keep it a secret and screw with us by switching every now and then.

[freakylocz14]

Santorum and Gingrich split the "family values" vote. That's what happened.

[evildevil97]

Gary Johnson '12.

[2tsaybow]

@evildevil97 he's running for senate in new mexico now. it amazes me how many people will accept voting for an idiot just because that idiot says he'll support your smoking weed. As if anyone who wants to smoke isn't already doing so.

[evildevil97]

@2tsaybow There are no sources confirming your senate claim. He's running for President as a Libertarian now. And frankly, I dont see what weed has to do with it. It's the mix of his freedom of choice with his pro-liberty views.

And I'm pretty sure people voted for Obama because they assumed he's be for legalizing things, just because he's blackish. I voted third party four years ago, and I plan on doing so again.

[herzogsbuick]

outstanding.

[TQXPreturns]

jackie, are u selling the newt picture?

[PapagenoJuan2]

1:15 Oh ok, for one, that's a lie. If anyone has a brain, they will not listen to these brainless clowns who are nothing but actors

[DeadBabyJesus]

Goddamn all you Ron Paul idiots. For every good idea that old fool has, he has two or three awful thoughts that he'd bring to the white house. It's like a cult...

[thekingofcorsairs]

@DeadBabyJesus what he said ^^^^

[sonnybrown]

@DeadBabyJesus Seriously, wtf are you on?

[BillKiernan]

@DeadBabyJesus "It's like a cult." it is a cult.

[clevername333]

@DeadBabyJesus, name one bad policy he supports... name one.

[subscribefori]

@DeadBabyJesus what awful ideas? Enlighten me.

[jbishhh]

@DeadBabyJesus

RON PAUL 2012!!!!!

[jFizzlfication]

@DeadBabyJesus yout ageist just because hes old doesn't mean he wouldn't be a great president.

[crackmonster99]

Yeah gingrich does look like biscuits and gravy.

[killerbydayornight]

rocks cost money

[hyoidbone54]

I am not the only one that gets it. Red State "of the Union" Update hits another one out of the park!

[mizerman12]

I'm like Dunlap. I have to ingest a LOT of substances to watch any and all of the republitard debates! LMAO! Puff, puff, pass...

[gunloc26]

Goldman Sachs is the biggest donors of the Obama campaign & the Romney campaign...kinda makes you go "huh"! Wow is this nation ever fucked!!!

[CHAS1422]

So Bob's Big Boy is gay? I alway had my suspicion! That smile, the baby boy blue eyes, the impecible shiny hair, and that big round plastic ass, I knew it, I just knew it!

[cya4555]

... They hit t he nailhead, and they 'r so funny doing it!

[gulbirk]

Honestly, what seperates Ron Paul from the other republicans apart from the war issue? Seriously, I see these Ron Paul comments everywhere, as if he was some sort of God.

[masercot]

@gulbirk Ron Paul is not God. He is, in fact, about six years older than God...

[gulbirk]

@masercot ?

[masercot]

@gulbirk !

[Paetaor]

At least they don't have to do the debates in multiple languages.

[perplacymp]

"Except, maybe the cast of "The Artist"" Dunlap!!!

[marniespeaks]

how much did Romney pay per delegate?

[ConalCochran]

"I have fun in my brain."

There's a t-shirt slogan! :D

[Fridge0021]

Newt Gingrich looks like biscuits and gravy...fuckin priceless!!!

[blackturtleshow]

I'd love to see a Ron Paul vs Obama debate. Romney and Gingrich and the same ole thing, but Ron Paul would probably cause Obama to feel a bit confused and for that reason the debates would at least be interesting! I suppose I should mention Santorum, but I'm not sure why I should bother! LOL

[PHILLIPBOZARTH]

LOL I LOVE THESE GUYS !!!!!!

[Liberty4Ever]

Every election, it's the lesser of two evils, and it just keeps getting more evil. It must be difficult for the Republican establishment to find someone worse than Obama.

I can just imagine Karl Rove's mad scientists in the sub basement of the RNC, splicing the genes of Adolf Hitler and Richard Nixon to make their 2016 GOP dream candidate.

PS - Thanks a lot Dunlap! Now I can't even enjoy biscuits & gravy any more. Must this election take away everything that makes my life worth living?

[Liberty4Ever]

I loved Dunlap's "Newt Gingrich is like..." soliloquy. Definitely worth a second viewing. Too much comedy to ingest in a single sitting.

Jackie's gay overalls joke at the end was priceless. What's next? Jackie coming out of the closet?

Ron Paul is the only good candidate in this race. The others are too awful to contemplate.

[WizKil]

"I have fun in my head" LOL ;-p

[eveningbuzz]

Well done young lads. ☺☼

[TKHudson2005]

So why does Mitt Romney hate old people so much? Is it because they tie up the 20 items or less lane?

[antipyrene]

@TKHudson2005 Like Romney has ever been inside a supermarket

[PlanetMother]

@TKHudson2005 if Romney sees old people, he sees himself in a few years; old, teeth- and brainless

[PapagenoJuan2]

@TKHudson2005 Or maybe because you dont make up your own decisions, you follow these two clowns who are actors. there's your answer :p

[06mustangCE]

So Jackie is gay? lol

[RushLimborg]

Well, to be fair, Jackie, while Newt has Palin, Perry, Cain, and Thompson on his side...he has Glenn Beck, George Will, Ann Coulter, and Michelle Malkin siding against him. And Rush isn't exactly pining for him, either.

I still think Santorum's the best choice.

[Tomthestarhartnell]

@RushLimborg Santorum?? Really???

[insatiableTy]

@RushLimborg agreed, but there is really no way Santorum will win

[marniespeaks]

@RushLimborg google santorum?

ew

[unclexbob]

Need to do a piece about Mormonism in general. Such as Romney's involvement with Baptizing the dead holocaust survivors as Mormons. Granted, that hasn't become a campaign issue yet, but as things are going, it'll be robocalled about within the week. Might as well get a jump on it.

[trendsetter74]

Now this one was halarious guys. Had to watch it a second and then a third time it was so funny. Well done!!! Oh yeah Ron Paul 2012!!!

[bpontheair]

"I have fun in my brain." :-)