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  • And that man is holding the wrong Bible. JW bible are not like that!!

  • Wrong JW's are encouraged not to drink. And there wolves in sheep clothing who want to embarras the org so i not suprised why people hate JW's because the more the world hates them the more they rejoice because jesus was aslo hated.

  • the beginning was great

  • Heh. That was pretty funny actually.

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  • Most of u JWs r way to self righteous n need to learn how to take a joke! Its ok to laugh that was some ridiculous n funny shit! U take ur selves way too seriously! We all know u dont get wasted during service ur just hungover from the night before! Damn Saturday mornings!!!

  • sucked in you just fullfilled part of the bibles prophecy.

  • Jehovah's winesses are carrying on what jesus and his disciples were doing he ordered them to preach house to house until he returns to destroy the wicked witnesses want to save lives thats why when you reject them, they smile and sometimes come back to see if you had a change of heart, instead of trying to find a stupid way to get views on youtube read revelations 17:8" many will be shocked that there name is not on the scroll of life" i want my name on that list. and i knw your not on it.

  • Bible prophecy is really being fulfilled. am not a witness but i knw my holy Bible and their Bible is the same...matthew24:9.."people of all nations will hate you and deliver you up in tribulation"...these people in this video are not witnesses. you guys believe this because you dnt read the Bible. matthew10:7 "preach", matt10:14"whoever refuses you, shake the dust off your feet"i suggest all of you to read the matthew because preaching door to door started with jesus and his disciples

  • gross

  • @vmcarrion dont worry, this video is fake

  • I don't get this.

  • JWs are like parking lot pan-handlers...if you give them a buck they will go away.

  • reminder for everyone: if you really know JW you wont believe any about this video.

  • @harukayukieno

    Reminder to JWs...don't knock on my door.

  • @pvpfiish makes sinse? Yeah? No.

  • im gonna KILL YOU MOTHERFUCKER !!!!!!!!!! I gonna kille you

  • yeah u got it going on.... nice to see someone with the answers rofl ............next

  • FUCK! Jehovah's Witnesses

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  • @flinch54541 we catholic people dont like Jehovah's Witnesses

  • @flinch54541 if your a witness id advise not say that

  • @flinch54541 Fuck dem mutha fuckin bootleg fireworks shit!

  • Thumbs up if you thought he was getting a blowjob from the Jehovahs Witness when he was screaming and holding his head.

  • I dont like his comment about african people refering to them as a the negro, Its racis yah.its putting them down to the lowest of the low. defilment of the flesh a very growww tessss statement. I mean people that say those things only say those things because there unhappy with themselves.

  • Didn't watch the whole video,because I thought is rather repulsive........

    Here's my question;DON'T YOU THINK THERE'S A REASON FOR US NOT TAKING NO FOR AN ANSWER?................

  • @MrsLaurenBrooke yeah, because your mentally retarded

  • @MrsLaurenBrooke whatever the reason is.... i would say its good and pure...(=

  • @MrsLaurenBrooke you think you have the right to disturb people with your shitty fairy tales?

  • this is as fake as that guys wig.

    im a jw and this would never happin

    we dont go door to door at night... we dont drink... we dont have guns...

    and so much more makes this fake

  • @cooltarrant the point is going door to door...millions of people dont want to be disturbed by jehovas witnesses with packets trying to convert people...i hate it...and ALSO, you do go door to door at night ive had 3 different times where JW's came to my door at 9pm which is technically night...

  • @POMED100 have you ever thought about WHY we keep coming back? it's not to convert you... it's to warn you.. if you don't want to listen to us, then don't or slam the door.. it's good exercise for your arms.. haha.. but we still won't stop preaching.. ask us politely never to visit you again.. we'll respect that.. do you think Jesus stopped preaching when the Pharisees told him to quit it? NO. He kept right on with the last person he preached to was the thief hanging by his side before he died..

  • @michellejoyprotacio to warn me huh...i think i woulda got the gest of it after the 19th damn time they came to my door...

  • @POMED100 hahahahaha! I can't say I'm sorry for that.. but I apologize that you're irritated by us.. we gotta do what we gotta do.. if you REALLY don't want Jehovah's Witnesses to visit you, put up a large sign on your front door saying "No Jehovah's Witnesses" specifically in big bold letters.. if they still knock on your door after seeing your sign, then they're just plaid rude and inconsiderate and I'm ashamed to call them my brothers.. haha..

  • @michellejoyprotacio

    Yes, I've thought about why you Witnesses keep coming back.

    You are brainwashed.

    Gullible.

    Fools.

    Guilted by peer pressure of your family. (sad)

    I personally don't mind these door to door fools. It gives me a chance to snap them our of their weird obsessive comic book fantasy land of gods vs devils, etc.

  • @jinitron what so your saying that the bible is foolish. Snap out of it bro. your misunderstanding them because you looked at some stupid gossip on the internet or something.

  • @VBEducation1 right! ...absolutely right.....

  • @AchtungPapa It what way? You still believe in him then. If you think that you must believe in him.

  • HAHAHAHAHAHA BLACK PEOPLE ARE AWESOME

  • I'm gone pray for these Nagas Lol

  • How come black folks can call anyone Niger and get away with it? Hum? Dumb Nigers.

  • Jehovah is God's name. Check dictionaries, encyclopedias, bibles (at Exodus 6:3, Isaiah 42:8, and Isaiah 54:5). Jehovah's Witnesses serve Christ Jesus our Lord. Matthew 4:17 Jesus started preaching. He taught his disciples to preach in Matthew 10. Matthew 10:14 tells them to go house to house. Matthew 24:14 says this good news of the kingdomwill be preached... before the end comes.

    Jesus taught his disciples to make more disciples at Matthew 28:19,20,"Go therefore and make disciples..."

  • Do you really think it's funny to make videos like this about someone's religion?

  • @myaswope You stupid idiot! JW is not for your own good so why not make fun of it?

  • @wtfm4n678 Because it's incredibly rude to make fun of someone's religion just because you don't believe in it.

  • @myaswope HAHAHAHHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH­AHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!! Do you really believe in religion??? Grow up.. we live in a modern world now, we dont need that kinda shit anymore

  • @wtfm4n678 It isn't "shit". You need to come to God. Jesus said, "I am the way, the truth, and the life. No one comes to the father except through me." Watch the Passion of the Christ from Mel Brooks. It isn't fiction, iits true. Pick up a bible please.

  • In Russia JWs drink vodka and self -made vodka(90%) regulary

  • hahaha 

  • Jehovahs witnesses do not speak in a rude way

  • i know this is Fake becasue i JWs would never drink vodka striaght, they would add orange juice. FAKE!!!!

  • It's Jehovah's Witness. Learn a little English before posting more retarded video's.

  • Man thats a nice little grandma house. Man you trying to make fun of someone and look at that little compact ass shit you filming in.Anyone who is not ignorant is better than yo dumb ass wasted time out of your life to film this low budget ass shit.

  • must be someone pissed off from jws knocking to thier door lol,so pathetic

  • Jesus cried out and said, "He who believes in Me, believes not in Me but in Him who sent Me.

    And he who sees Me sees Him who sent Me. I did not come to judge the world but to save the world.

    I have come as a light into the world, that whoever believes in Me should not abide in darkness. He who rejects Me, and does not receive My words, has that which judges him --- the word that I have spoken will judge him in the last day."

  • i think the point is that Christ made the church and he established it. Being part of a body of believers is a command. so not going to church is kind of like saying i believe in God but i wont do what you say God. which means you may believe in God but do you love God and do you come under his Lordship. just a thought but there is no such thing as lonewolf christianity.

  • @BigG99

    bullshit.

  • @sexuallyawkward could you elaborate please? your comment is incoherent and fails to have any purpose or meaning. what do you find to be bs? im talking about consistincy in a faith or belief

  • @BigG99

    all of what you said really. Jesus believed that praying and worship should not be done for attention, and publicly. he said to go in a room by yourself, and close the door and pray. so that there is Lonewolf Christianity. many times Jesus was said to have gone off to pray on his own. that whole statement by you was ignorant and incredibily stupid.

  • @sexuallyawkward now your being rediculous... there is certainly the aspect of a christias life where it is just between you and God however being in a body is commanded... Exodus 20:8 "remember the sabbath and keep it Holy", Hebrews 10:25 "let us not give up meeting together as some are in the habbit of doing, but let us encourage one another- all the more as we see the day approaching". Proverbs 27:17 as iron sharpens iron so one man sharpens another. Mathew 18:15-17 (church authority).

  • hahaa im a Jehovah's Witness Or Studynqq Nd this isnt our way or at least not minee but this Was FunnyxD Somee do do this Thouqh.

  • Please watch my series on the Truth about the Trinity. If you are interested in scriptures, you will find this very interesting. Thank you.

  • Do you ever take no for an answer?

  • hahahahahhahahaa

  • This is too IGNORANT and FOOLISH !!!! Hahaahahahaahahahahah

  • cocaine is one hell of a drug !

  • wpw the begging its just water...

  • Jerkover's Witlesses should be shot on sight.

  • @coralarch Um, no.

  • 1:40-1:48 LOLOLOL look at the quivver.

  • @iRichie01 everything ur saying is in fact true... Are u a jw? And every1 against them get to know a jw 1st b4 talking bad about them

  • 2:04 funny as HAWLe

  • @mrjakkertax  so true

  • booo

  • Greetings.

    Keep working on your scripts and directing, you will get better and better. I see the point you're trying to make, but I think it would be alot better without using so many nigga's. I'm no JW nor will I ever become one. These people don't know the history of the Watchtower nor do they know biblcal truth. Jesus said , "I am the way, the truth and the life, no one comes to the father except through me. NOT through the Watchtower.

  • hes cute tho hmmm =]

  • Not wvwn funny twats!!

  • that was a nasty thing the jws did to alter the holy scriptures and spread false docturine. thats what u get jw for trying to change the most holys laws and scriptures

  • hahahahaha

  • What the fuck. This is the most confusing vile peice of shit ever

  • that is so not a JW

  • BLAAAAAAAAA

  • Is that whiteboy hair. hahahaha funny.

  • I agree alot of people that go to CHURCH are...lol..not to mention what they are being taught...lol

  • @RaceIsOpen fuck you!

  • WHAT THE FUCK IS A JEHOVAH WITNESS!!!!!!

    please tell me.

  • Religious apologists can never win. Belief in something without sufficient evidence is non-logical. They always wind up having to try to convince rational minded people they must prove the nonexistence of god. Well, it's almost impossible to prove a negative, and the apologists know this. That's why in all logical systems it's up to the proponents of a theory to prove it true, not posit it and expect everyone else to prove it false.

  • did u hear him play jodeci come and talk to me

  • that's not a jehova's witness,it's a goat disguised as a sheep

  • nah man, we dont think we're better than you. we just think that actions speak louder than words, and they do.

    anyone can say "i believe in a God". but if you believe in a God, why not show it?

    and if this is just aimed at Jehovah's Witnesses, then we go to "church" sunday AND thursday.

  • @Rhsims .....thats not a desperate cry to get attention at all.....

  • @Rhsims asshole! your going to hell!

  • @dadrock75465 haha I will go there too if it exists

  • @mattermanify ok... whatever shithead

  • haha its so stupid how yall think this is retarded & gay.!! live ur own life if u actually read the bible & b smart enough to understand it then you wouldnt be doinq all this crap to be insultinq them yall are retarded & there is a reason why everythinq they aint like other fkn religions that let you do whatever you want be a hipocrite & let you smoke drink & fuck who ever & the next day fkn go to church like u are a saint respect God mofoos

  • That isn't funny. It's insulting and stupid.

  • faggots.

  • retards!

  • I see drunk FLAG LOL LOL LOL LOL.

  • Dead on, PassivePsycho!!! Lay in wait for a JW to call on your door (have a buddy with a video camera standing by), get some accurate info on what the JW's actually believe - and how unscriptural it is - and CONFRONT THEM WITH IT!!! Get some help from a minister who focuses on deprogramming JWs, if you can - and watch the JWs scatter!!

  • i just strip off and come to the door naked then invite them in. it works great for mormons and salesmen too.

  • @RetardRage99

    Jehovah's Witnesses are not afraid of that. They would simply stay because they wouldn't be able to see anything........

  • this is the biggest and corniest crap I've ever seen! Dumass!

  • @prgatita LOL WHAT THW HELL...HE'S DRINKING VODKA ANF CUSSIN WHILE READIN THE BIBLE AND HE LISTIN TO GOSPEL MUSIC....HE SAID NIGGA LIKE 30 TIMES

  • @MBISON18 it was fake if that was a reall jehova witness he would be a disgrace.

  • @prgatita

    ANOTHER FAKER

  • i was studying to be j.w. and i was always thinking life is not that good but then i stopeedd studying to be one and i was soo much happier i could actually be a regular boy and be myself not be restricted to so many things.. for ex.. u cant hang out with friends from schoolll wtf!!!.. u guys cant have gf till like 20 wtf!!! u cant celebrate ur OWN Birth Daywtf!1 u cant celebrate anything wtf!!!!!!!!! they believe they are the best people on earth wtf!!!!!!!!1 and the list gos on

  • im studying right now but im forced to!! its gay they act gay there stupid

  • STUPID LIER

  • Jehovah's witness' are funny enough by themselves and have no need for a parody, if you want to make something funny mess with an actual jehovah's witness

  • whoever edited this did a good job

  • PART2: They were discussing how they don't believe in Blood transfusions or organ donation or organ transplants , So if you're in the E.R. bleeding to death you aren't allowed to accept blood from donors you just have to accept you are going to DIE WTF. If you NEED a kidney as a J.W. you're fucked!!! even if one of your siblings is a match LOL you can't accept it. So you are suppose to accept death instead that's fucked up WTF

  • you bunch of fucking fuckos

  • My mother let us worship with the J.W. before. all went well then they started talking about ONLY 144,000 people were going to get to go to heaven and of those 144,000 people that get to go they are all J.w. so basically any other religion is fucked then they went on to say since we were Roman Catholic that we must not read our Bible much so my mother kicked them out of our house; she was insulted. later in my adult life i gave them another chance and they were talkin they dont believe PT.2 Con.

  • volleyball29stokes:.......lol.­.......

  • those fucking jesus freak JW .... bunch of mental brainwashed assholes with no life but them shit man written bible ... fuck it .... screw bible , i fuck jesus in him ass .... big time .... him fag boy....

  • FIRST OFF I'M NOT I HAVE A BIBLE TRAINED- CONSCIENCE. I HAVE BEEN RAISED A JW ALL AND ITS THE BEST THAT HAS EVER HAPPENED TO ME IF I WASN'T RAISED AS A JW I WOULD BE PREGNANT OR EVEN WORSE DEAD I HAVE THOUGHT ABOUT DOING ALOT OF THINGS TO MY BUT JEHOVAH WAS THERE TO GIVE ME A HAND. WE AS JEHOVAH WITNESSES ARE NOT A, ISA. 43:10 SAYS: YOU are my witnesses, is the utterance of Jehovah, even my servant whom I have chosen. LET ME ASK U A QUESTION HAVE U EVER TALKED TO A JEHOVAH'S WITNESS BEFORE?

  • so true brother

  • you should be able to live life freely . not following rules . and to even think just cause your not a jw doesnt mean your going to have a messed up life. theres billions of people that are living happy without being a jw...

  • Your wesome!

    I am studying tro be ne too!

  • Thou shall not kill -- except for God when he commits mass-murder on this planet during 'Armageddon.'

    Honestly....you have to be really dumb to fall for any religion, especially the JW cult. Please.

  • The publication is intended to enable the average Witness going door-to-door to accomplish two basic purposes. First, the Reasoning book provides many Scripture references which seemingly support the WTSs belief system. Second, the book "arms" the JW with a variety of responses to statements and questions which are likely to surface in nearly any typical encounter at the home of a non-Witness.

  • For people who not Jehovah Witness and post these videos its very disrespectful to talk bad about our beliefs. People worldwide have come up with thier own conclusion about what we believe and it is not accurate. We as Jehovah Witnesses do drink however we drink in a way modest and pleasing to God. We don't because overly intoxicated beyond our control. The Bible says to " do not judge others" only Jehovah God can judge you because he knows whats in our hearts.

  • Y'all aint nothing but a brainwashing cult volleyball29strokes. Don't no one want any thing to do with the JW's least of all me.

  • thanx so much yur like da onlii person who had an posiitive komment on jehovah wiitness and wat u juz wrote iiz so true:) koz iim one of jehovah wiitness mii self and really enjoy it:)

  • you are so stupid jw are a cult

  • Your Awesome!

    I am studying with my parents to be a J.W. too! and im proud of it!

  • actually forget "no", try throwing some truth at them backed up by scripture and watch them squirm away and never come back.

  • Um, JW's DO drink!!! I've seen plenty of drunk ones on multiple occasions over about 30 years' time. However, this is a weird, goofy video that seems to not portray much of the truth.

  • we drink but dont get drunk

  • Um, JW's DO get drunk!!! As I said previously, I've seen in on multiple occasions over about 30 years. They aren't SUPPOSED to get drunk, but it happens ALL the time!!!

  • weird

  • dude uncooooool first we are not drinkers like that FAKE jehovah witness and we don't get in a house like that.

  • thats ezcally right we dont drink we and yeah we dont go into houses like that we are really nice people ahhh!!

    every1 have a nice day now!!!

  • im 6 i dont thik that this is nery nic

  • Can any JW's tell me what the early Jehovah's Witnesses were preaching about 1914 before that year, in the run up to 1914?

    Anyone know? Thanks.

  • Umm I don't now what you are saying but I now that saten was thrown out of heaven and jesus came as a king

  • i know what you are talking about that should be asked that would be funny as hell to see what they come up with

  • Are You Studying to be one too?

  • Deafmonkey39:

    check this website out...

    Google: sixscreensofthewatchtower

    1JOHN4

  • What kind of corny mess was that?? Why tag it with "Jehovahs Witnesses"?...that could be anybody crazy rollin up to your door (esp with a liquor bottle and a GUN!???) ...but actually I guess that means JWs are the only ones really known for doing what Jesus and his apostles did...preach from door to door (Acts 20:20). But then again they caught hell too when they did it, so whats the difference today??...They even murdured Jesus...

    Real corny video, almost funny, but not with the JW title...

  • your life will suck

  • HAHAHA They belive on good hahahah

    good does not exist! hahahah!!!!!

    So stupid!!!!

  • I dont think this is funny because i know that none of the jw whould do that...i am one of them and i im proud to say that...because i am not like u crazy people that lough about stupid stuff...

  • You're a Jehovah's witness? Can I ask you a question? Nothing offensive or trying to catch you out, I just want an opinion. If you're going to live on a paradise on earth then doesn't it have to be perfect? And if it was perfect, then wouldn't all the people be perfect? Where would personalities go?

  • personality is a part of a person and it is not going anywhere because it stays with that person...any more questions?

  • True. But what if somebody has an imperfect personality? Would it be 'altered?'

  • agree petarnis91.

  • If there is no more dieing, more sickness, more killing, and peace on earth. Its alot perfect then what we are living in now.

  • and what if you don't go to church ect? do you go to heck?

  • @pineappletee Jehovah knows the name of each star in the sky.. and it's EXACT place. so why wouldn't here remember these 7 million ppl that have faith and believe in him? he will remember ur personnality adn ur look. if ur dead. ull be ressurected. if u die in Harmaguedon and u dont believe in him ul lbe dead. and never seen again cuz (the world) <-- ppl that hate jehovahs witnesses. is a bad world that is intoxicated and blinded by Satan. (The Devil)

  • @pineappletee wtf what's with the deep questions, it's just a video, this guy was having F.U.N

  • @pineappletee jehovah people tripping , every body trying to go to heaven , lol but they don't they wanna stay out here in this hell paradise ....

  • @Amezz55 well u make no sense at all,u do not know what jehovah witness preach.

  • @slivenne hey bro thats wa they believe . jehovah don't believe in the second coming of jesus , that was my point my nigga 

  • @Amezz55 lol.i'm a jehovah witness and we do believe in jesus and the second coming of jesuse,so u do not know what jehovah witness preach

  • @slivenne oh lol ok well i'll get back to u on jehovah's beliefs