The Dark Knight in 5 Seconds

[Perewinkle32]

You'll be in a panned shell forever

[pioupioukill]

you'll be in a better jail forever

[ChildrenOfFlea]

You'll be in a battered whale forever

[MrOrlandolover]

You'll be in a jail forever

[priyesh321988]

Your peanut butter salad forever

[SuperDawgE]

you'll be a battered child forever

[Malfoy360XD]

You'll pee inat salad jelly forever

[Karolusio1995]

Your beauty padder chilled forever

[OM3gAKI11A]

press 4 over nd over.

[OM3gAKI11A]

ull be in a padded cell forever!

Bale: No i meant to say you peed in penecillin forever

[giantevilrobot777777]

you'll peanut butter salad forever

[dreamcaster4eva2011]

What? 8(

[Mercenary78]

Bale:"Keaton your agdhjabgd jh for ever"

Bale, "What?"

[LoadManCummith]

You'll be in a pan of Jell-o forever.

[BatBadAssMan]

You're peanutbutter jelly forever

[MrBronco1991]

You're feet will be in butter forever.

[Karolusio1995]

You're peanut butter will chill forever !!

[dfectedRO]

@Karolusio1995 you're retarded.

[miraclebob6]

you'll be in a padded cell forever............

[khentoumi]

AAAAHHHH!!!!! AWESOME!!

[Snyped100]

you will pee a pot of silver forever

[hoodstarx1]

youll pee in a vat of jello forever

[instrumentalpoet]

You'll pee on other sailors forever

[AskefastHD]

Something with "you'll going to jail forever" or someshit

[eklekl123]

You'll bean a better till forever XD

[Mrmightyturtle]

He'll pee in peters shell forever

[DezideDesigns]

Your peanutbutter will tell forever.

[Asending]

Thenextfilm willlastforever

[glenzlbc]

Your pee will probably chill forever?

[TheFearl95]

You'll be in a pit of jail forever...

Even that being what he says it makes absoluetly NO sense xD

[03CobraGoodnight]

Bale: Never rub another bat's rhubarb.

[rukus100821]

he said! paddle your ass forever!  "what"

[planktoon90]

Your peanut butter will chill forever

[korusho01]

Youll peanut butter jello forever

[therayallen123]

youl pee in a plastic seal forever

[therayallen123]

Youll smoke penicilin forever

[TheMotionMan112]

you'll pee in a padded shell forever!

...wha?

[Thehaloboy13]

you'll see Harry Potter forever

[TheVenturino123]

"Your peanut butter will chill forever"

[mzbrunette149]

You'll be in a peanut shell forever!

[pexpix]

@mzbrunette149 dude, your comment just made my day! LMFAO

[bmonroe1992]

You'll be in a padded cell forever.

[funzi159]

Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah, one week and still I'm not sure of what he says, there are many "translations", ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah!!! Perfect editing, Michael Keaton's cameo is a real fine touch!!! :D

[Hollenthon2468]

Bale= "You'll pee in peanut butter forever"

Keaton= ".........what?

[Cosentinofan2011]

To @guitarhero5392 it's "you'll be in a padded cell forever" :-)

[GuitarHero5392]

"You'll be in a bag of chill forever" what is a bag of chill and why's he going to be in it?

[hipolitomachado]

AHAUAHUAUHAUHAUAUHUAHUAHUA

[Redrobin1301]

Did he say, "pee in the ratted hell forever."?

[GuitarxWolf]

"Yo! Peanut butter Jello-O forever!!"

[FallenAndRised]

"your peanut butter fail forever"?????

[iMagicBananas]

I havent seen the film, but this explained all of it.

[VirgilMastercard]

"your peter pan is yellow forever"

[geordyplaysguitar]

RIP headphone users

[extreme5050]

Youpeena Para Ciell Forever

[drdudemeister]

I had to consult the subtitles of the movie. But I found out he says: 'you will be in a padded cell forever'

[bootswiththefurflo]

that was 16 seconds n00b

[DarthStarscream1138]

@bootswiththefurflo Since when does 5 second vids are actually 5 sceonds? Are you new to Internet or something?

[MrBurgundy76]

i like the batman voice but this scene cracked me up. i guess it made it hard to understand because he was out of breath. also, the begins voice was better. the voice isnt really all bale in this one, nolan edited it to make it deeper.

[youngkimpham]

your peanut butter will sale forever

[retsqi]

Your peanut butter chill forever



[mrrickstur]

I think he says "You'll be in a padded cell forever"

[NinjaKid3000]

@mrrickstur yea i think you're right

[MudbloodWizard]

I can't watch The Dark Knight without subtitles.

[oliviasaysrelax]

your peanuts better sell forever

[godoftheblock]

You'll be here by yourself forever?

[GGBK28]

Lol Michael Keaton was 1000x better than Christian Bale.

[Jem93rocks]

@GGBK28 Christian Bale > Michael Keaton

[GGBK28]

@Jem93rocks Hellllll no Christian Bale has no personality as Bruce & you can't understand a word he says as Batman. Keaton FTW

[extreme5050]

Youpleena Paddaciell Forever

[spideralexandre2099]

You'll be in a bitter cell forever.

[lurchipoo]

youllpeeyanapellachairfurever

[GabrielMariano21]

What?

[suckmylol]

NO, you'll be in a bat of jello forever...

[suckmylol]

YOU'LL PEANUT BAT IN JELLO???

[sephiroth900000]

You'll pee your pants yellow forever!

[totallyINFAMOUS]

You'll pee in a vat of butter forever

[just2letters]

You'll Peeda Pauta shilla forever

[Forrest40PF]

Your pitter patter sale forever.

[Allroundmoviemaker]

You'll be in a bloody cell forever?

[ThriceDog]

still the best video on the internet

[thatghillyguy]

YOUR PENIS BETTER EAT ITSELF FOREVER

[thatghillyguy]

"You'll pee in a vat of gel forever"

[3271westy]

OK IF YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT BALE SAID HE SAID you will be in a padded cell frever (I needed to turn on the subtitles to find out lol)

[TheScarecrowStare]

Too bad the video is 16 seconds long...

[EP110692]

@TheScarecrowStare ,Yes but 5 seconds of film.

[ChocolateAsian9000]

You'll be in a padded jail forever. I actually understood this the very first time I saw it haha

[Salaisor]

@ChocolateAsian9000 *cell. not jail

[ChocolateAsian9000]

@Salaisor I know that makes a little more sense, but his lips specifically go up to make a "j" sound...and I can't hear anything resembling a "c" sound

[AlfieGadsbyKane]

You'll be in a battered jail forever

[Kevin01SH]

you'll peter patter till forever?

[lowsten]

You'll take an arrow to the knee forever.

[PriorityOfVengence]

@lowsten ...What?

[FireskullFilms]

You'll pee in a vat of jello forever.

[urworsthacker]

I thought we already decided, you'll pee in a bat of jello forever

[KungFuKing166]

Genius.

[Thedarkknight1014]

Your peanut butter will sell forever! XD No but I love The Dark Knight. :)

[TheLerandom]

Keaton makes everything better.

[89Ent]

youre peanut butter jello forever

[vonxpatrick]

wow that made me lol

[dreamcaster4eva2011]

I like christian bale too and maybe it's a nostalgia thing for me when it comes to Keaton as batman because that was one of the first movies I saw when I was really little was Batman. Personally I like Keaton over Bale but it's a matter of taste. I loved christian bale in the figter, that was a great movie as well. plus I was just being a byatch when I said what I said before :D

[NIMRODakaNIMROD]

Ya know what – I recently bought the BluRay of this great movie and towards the end i turned on the subtitles just to find out what he says... I was actually a bit disappointed...

[MMD1596]

@NIMRODakaNIMROD ok since you know please tell me what did he just say ?

[BerserkerCade77]

You'll be in a better chill forever.

What he meant to say was You'lll be in a pated jail forever

[ChrisAtheris]

LoL

[mrfrisk007]

you'll be a spasticated hero forever is what I heard

[dreamcaster4eva2011]

wow Michael Keaton was so much better at being batman then anyone else after him.

[NIMRODakaNIMROD]

@dreamcaster4eva2011 ... WHY?! Well okay, there's a lotta things you can say about Val Kilmer and well... okay, Clooney really sucked... but c'mon, I think Bale's pretty cool...

[MMD1596]

@NIMRODakaNIMROD yeah it is lame

[WebVManReturns]

What? EXACTLY!

[joshpk84]

I've read all types of comics for decades & IMO you can never properly adapt or go straight from the books & have it be a good movie. People always seem to think that would solve everything if these films were done as a more literal translation. I think it takes a director with scope to capture the characters as THEY see them in THERE minds & tell the story from that point. This is why Burton's Batman(s) will stand the test of time better. Whimsically dark, brooding, gothic film noir..&..PRINCE

[joshpk84]

After you let the newer Nolan films digest, I think there the epitome of over produced pandering. There no heart or charm to them. Bale is hit or miss. I just don't like the fact that cinema trends today see Joker as a simpering emo cut myself douche. Jack played him as an Al Capone full of himself over the top gangster. There's a million ways I could go on but Batman&Batman Returns I dig best BECAUSE they were a Tim Burton film, not a Batman film. They couldn't take that chance back then anyway

[omeuusername]

wat

[Godsjudgement12]

youll be in about a chilla forever? whut :/

[Banshee177]

Youll shit in a bale of hay, youre clever.

[MrSupaboy56]

You'll pee in a pat of jello forever.

[TheNightwing200]

"you'll be in a better jail forever!" 

[CyberGod66]

@TheNightwing200 padded jail* like for crazy people >:D

[gamefreak1000000]

My hopes for Dark Knight Rising went down the drain when I found out Bale was going to be in the movie. That, and the fact that Catwoman is going to be in it.

[zacanema]

You will be in a party jail forever

[CharlieIsLORD]

you'll be in a padded cell forever

Granted I did have to listen to it over 10 times until I finally understood.

[Lashmush]

You'll be in a padded cell forever.

[The23dasmit]

Your peanut butter will sell forever.

[Redheadfury]

You'll break out of Jail and take it over?

[marcusduck]

You'll be better of at jail forever?

[Drac39]

Hey Jackie Earle Haley did the exact same fucking thing as Rorschach and all the fan boys didn't bitch about him

[H1TMANactual]

You'll pee in a batted cell forever!

[willisarts]

You'll be in a padded cell forever.

[olsckoolfighter]

You'll be skeeted on forever

[CompositeSanta]

You'll pee in a vat of jello forever!

[Atripple]

your peanut butter shell forever

[TorchHamma]

you'll be in a padded cell forver

[Ne0nLobster]

Your Peter Pan will chill forever... whatever that means

[file374]

@Ne0nLobster ow

[yamisupersaiyan]

Bales still better than Keaton

[TheInstantClassic1]

@yamisupersaiyan Uh.....no, no he's not

[josh2k4]

"your PEE PEE will shrink an inch forever"

[GravityFamily]

He clearly said, "you'll pee on a splattered snail forever."

[BlackLightDigital]

YOUR PENIS BETTER FAP ITSELF FOREVER!!

[Nkieffer000]

"Kill the batman"

.....

"I don't want to kill you"

[popofish69]

You'll be in a Vat of Jello forever!

[rebornatm23]

You'll be in a padded cell forever.

[GlobalJukebox]

You'll be in a padded jail forever.

[SafiyahF]

was it ''you'll be in jail forever''? really not sure :P

[HudsonsSkull]

I understood perfectly what he said:

"You'll be laughin' at Bale forever!"

[tallaussiebloke]

You'll flee a panned Hell called Batman Forever!

[tallaussiebloke]

You'll see skint ass paddled hell for leather!

[popofish69]

You'll be in a vat of jello forever!

[rossmetacraft]

Haha ... best "in 5 seconds" vid ever.

[SamND967]

Lol, at Michael's reaction. Thats how I was in the theater.

[TimelesslyTian]

LOL.

All I have to say.

[lisamconveyness]

youll be in a padded cell forever lol am i the only one who cab understand gobbledegook lol

[TheWeekle]

You'll be inarticulate forever.

[noragemec]

you gjaknalajeenejaeo forever ?

[EmmaaGee]

You be a pad of jell forever?

[Covenante1993]

wow SOOOOOOOO funny hahahaha

[jojack56]

you'll be in a pat of jello forever?

[MrSupaboy56]

"You'll pee in a pat of jello forever."

[xshadowxist]

Ill play this backwards

[ColeDarleyStudios]

THIS IS HILARIOUS!

[Turbine68]

he said you'll be in a padded gel forever

[MydogIucky]

YOU'LL PEE IN A PADDED SHELL FOREVER

[TheLakabanzaichrg]

you pirim-pan and sell for ever

[eggroll9000]

At first I was like "so where's the joke"... then 3 seconds afterwards: PFFFBWAHAHAH

[jonnybridge]

You'll beighdojhfighjoxjojio forever!

[superturbox25]

you'll pea in a bat of jell-o forever

[MrRedGoose]

you'll be pee in a powdered shell forever.

[StatiXuK499]

WHAT DOES HE ACTUALLY SAY!?!?

@StatiXuK499 Supposedly 'You'll be in a padded cell, forever'