The Cheeto Of Death

[ComaKisses]

I have a cousin named Sarah. She's a cunt too.

[wwaalltthheerr]

the greatest intro ever

[malikanbar]

U could drive with your Dick like I do

[IseeRightThrough2you]

What's the grumbling noise in the background at the end? It sounds really creepy.

[bwmorency]

Wow! Talk about bad days!



[lexluthier22]

am i about to watch a 7 minute video about a cheeto

[hajlender12]

@lexluthier22 No! A 6:46 minute video!

[easterntaco]

My cousin who shall remain nameless but her name is Sarah

Lol

[TheKalihiMan]

You're nameless cousin Sarah sounds like a tool.

[Razomir]

The way you described it I almost thought you would have inhaled the cheeto while driving. Guess it could have been a tad worse ;)

[LazloHouse]

Sarahs a bitch

[Pr0pagandaFilms]

EVERYONE LISTEN!

Why are you reading this comment and not watching these amazing videos?

[Tarynus]

@Pr0pagandaFilms AGH, YOU GOT ME!!!

[lovesXtoXspoog]

@Pr0pagandaFilms Becuase I can listen just perfectly?

[phoebu6]

shut the fuck up guys and enjoy his videos

[NOISLAMINUSA]

Here is your Moral compass of Atheism. Well your disgusting and thank goodness we don't elect Atheists in this country.  LMAO

[fudgeyum]

@NOISLAMINUSA I'm glad your going to be burning in hell. :)

[NOISLAMINUSA]

@fudgeyum Why are you so convinced ? It might just be you alone there.

[Ziggie1o1]

@NOISLAMINUSA Aren't you the guy who thinks that evolution disproves homosexuality being genetic?

[whitstable11]

@fudgeyum I'm not glad you're so dumb as not to be aware of the difference between 'your' and 'you're'.

Here's an example; YOU'RE A DUMBASS.

[fudgeyum]

@whitstable11 Hahahaha theists.... so sad..... :)

[whitstable11]

@fudgeyum Why would you assume I'm a Theist?

Do you use 'Theist' as a synonym for stupid?

Theists may be stupid but assuming, someone in your eyes, who's stupid is a Theist, now that, that's just ignorant.

[fudgeyum]

@whitstable11 Hahaha wow. Just wow.

[mentalfeed70]

Chuck Testa

[JavaSpitLava]

@HeartsControl probably forgot to that day.....lol

[XPrime1000]

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[Poisonmilk273]

@XPrime1000

Pie

[RectalDiscourse]

this guy cracks me up

[MATANUI720]

you sound like goofy when doing the impression of the construction worker

[TheCrazedGuitarist]

Haha I like his impression of the lone constuction worker.

[djmm1397]

i elect this guy " SMARTEST YOUTUBE UPLOADER "

[LCxCZ]

=DDD

[getblunted4life]

"Oooh delivery!" bahaha

[brettquine]

"big guy" AKA "Im a fatty"

[thewackeddoctors]

Great video!! I teach driving, I should show this video to my class..... what NOT to do while behind the wheel.  Well done!

Hey, I just made my first ever atheist video...Truth is Bondage...check it out, you'll enjoy it!

[MrBrooksGrant]

Sarah sounds like a bitch

[sobored671]

the thought of grandma tj watching this video. priceless

[muzik313]

I love your stories, they're so fucking funny.

[BlackStigmata6]

jsuk, those bump are for truck drivers, even though they cant be felt.

[BlackStigmata6]

how did you get the black background behind you

[CBPCorps]

I like how you say "Who will remain nameless." and then you start to say her name xD

[yoshiblak5]

You sir, are genius

[BloodyBlackRose1]

ROTFL

[left4dead2fan1994]

Lol

[liegeofshadows]

@Crabb90 True, I didn't think of that. A few highways here in Louisiana don't have the drunk bumps on both sides though, they are on on the right, regardless of which direction you are traveling, of course. Our city's government is retarded though. We had a surplus of state funds, and to avoid paying the federal government we built a very expensive expansion to our docks, when there are much more important issues to address.

[tarrizzzzzzzzz]

"My subconscious mind values a cheeto more than it's own fucking existence"

-Terroja Kincaid

[Nerd0042]

At least your car didn't blow up...

[Babkockdood]

TJ, what did your grandma say about your videos?

It would be sick if she liked them.

[Illyria23alyssa]

oh i loved this.

[narniadbz]

That's a Christian cheeto.

[TnTgurl22]

be still.

[mattgotthardt]

this guy's dumb. i dunno why i was watching this.

[colelightning]

dude your a fag bro!!

[bigbane500]

@colelightning it,s youtube bro,get real

[TheBeeFart]

@bigbane500 its youtube, get used to it

[bigbane500]

@TheBeeFart true,very true.

[GUNS4MIKE1234]

Have you ever seen Tommy Boy? Your story about the gas station made me remember the part where he rips Richards door off by backing up with it open...watch the movie if you have'nt it's epic hahaXD

[baahhhFATALITY11]

LOL that sucks T.J....... Sorry bro.

[razorath92]

You look kinda like Kurt Cobain in these old vides, just a little bigger. Not an insult what-so-ever Cobain was a badass.

[FiiNALHOUR]

@razorath92 A badass that couldn't win a fight against a shotgun.

[xXMaJoRxSnIpEzXx]

Your cousin Sarah sounds like a bitch :P

[l33tp1mp]

If your car veers to the left when you let go of a cheeto, then you need to get that shit checked out. My car goes in a perfect line with minimal swerving when I let go of the wheel.

[brettsworld99]

what's a cheeto?

[Emc209i]

This guy was on blogtv the other evening.. and there were 800 people watching him talk about how miserable his life is.

[TheAlexphillips]

Dude. Calm down?!

[LogicShadow]

Go cheeto go. lol XD

[allnightgamer123]

wow.. if my grandma heard i didnt believe in god shed beat me down and choke me with her life alert necklace

[Mystro1989]

lmao what an introduction

[RachaelLory]

What the fuck is he talking about? Is there a point to this?

[Ignore14]

@RachaelLory haha not at all

[zen699]

Wow glutony at it's finest!!!!or should I say fattest?

[dutchbb1979]

Best practice is set the car on cruise control, steer with you legs, and then you can do whatever you want with both of your hands and rest your feet.

[luckynumber58]

omg my volume was turned way up for the intro and my whole family heard it lmao

[thetallfilipino]

thank God that I can suck a cheeto into my mouth from my lips.

[XxtwotapxX]

TJ THIS IS THE VIDEO THAT YOUR HAIR IS SEXIEST, EVERYONE AGREE NAO!!!

[guitarbastrd]

I love nonsense like this-cracks me up !! Thanx.

[julzabro]

I agree 100%...ur funnee! ;)

[samage5]

o man the ending was so funny i pee my self a lil bit lmfao your better than tv

[Pimentel660]

I was taking a shit and you almost fucked me up I'm good now though on another note your videos remind me of the midget tranny porn you promote I was going to jack off but it would have been weird being I'm listening to you.

[InFlamesAddictive]

Cheetos!

[TheGreatDeciever55]

open with some gay shit.....classy

[eboyd32]

you need to learn the sport of knee-steering sir :)

wait, are you driving stick or auto?

[OrthodoxAtheist]

lol that was awesome. Erm, as for how to eat in the car while driving, which of course is a bad eye right from the start... use your cup holder. Wedge the base of the bag of chips in there, then take crisps out and plonk them in your mouth. No need to adjust your legs or drive in any way differently than normal. Alternatively you can invariably use the space between your median and your handbrake to stand your bag o' chips up for convenience. :)

[MICHFAN55]

Fuck our generation sucks! Previous generations got Bill Hicks and George Carlin. We get this goof. I agree with everything he says, he is a smart guy, but a complete fucking tool.

[eedTV]

@MICHFAN55 wtf? he's not a comic, or a signed entertainer, he's a guy with a camera...what do you expect?

[Ignore14]

@MICHFAN55 he's not a professional stand up comedian, if that's what you were expecting. he's just a guy who rants to the fucking camera in an amusing way.

[jneilbarham]

What a wonderful confirmation of Psalm 14:1 -- The Fool has said in his heat....

[InFlamesAddictive]

@jneilbarham If ud watch all his vids, ull see that he agrees that there r SOME positive things in the Bible, i agree

[615Deathdealer]

did you get the cheeto?

[911adrenalinejunkie]

Eww, delivery!! yum rum rum yum

HAHAHA

[sk8terz11]

fuck sarah

[LegendaryZody]

LMAO! That day sounds like most of mine.

[Shalek]

Oh god this video is fucking hilarious.

[Werewolf211]

I would consider not eating while I drive though...

[TheRedJunglist]

I got the one up on you and Sarah because your grandma likes me more. We do the anal sex all day lonnngggg

[TheLovesoul1]

@TheRedJunglist your such a perv get a life

[SirhcRekrap]

i to value a cheeto more then your fucking existance

[kakureru]

A Cheeto to die for!

[GagecCoffee14]

grow the f up

[TheShame311]

toss in a bible and watch this guy and michael moore fight to the death over who has the funniest insult

[blackicelinkinpark]

youre a dumass

[IamScarface]

Cock.

[KillJoy9001]

@IamScarface yum

[evilresidence4]

you remind me of Mitch Hedberg in this video.

[Epicsaursus]

wow, your cousin is a dick.

[EpicElectric]

That cheeto was trying to kill you man. Don't try to save it.

[RajekArionShinoda]

@TheGB925 dude... um... it's mostly people like you that he hates. just because his opinions are harsh and radical everyone like you says "oh that's cool, i understand where you're coming from BUT... you should just conform." and I mean no offense and don't want to start some dumbass internet arguement. I'm just saying that that's the kind of attitude he likes to fight against

[HoLOLcaust]

@TheGB925 He does smoke weed, you're just too stupid to realize that he makes angry rant videos constantly.

[SUpersaiyajinjerkbag]

You must be one of those liberals who want to RAISE TAXES for more busses and stuff

Loser

[billybatson55]

@SUpersaiyajinjerkbag

You must be one of those conservatives that want to RAISE taxes for the lower classes, keep marijuana illegal, Restore segregation and make it ILLEGAL to be any other religion besides catholic/Christianity

[the5thCount]

@billybatson55

Why do you make lying generalizations about Conservatives? There are no conservatives who want to make it illegal to practice religion. Now that is such a lie...

[billybatson55]

@the5thCount

I said any religion outside of Christianity And i was joking , dude i was basically exaggerating the same way the person i responded to

[the5thCount]

@billybatson55

Still, Conservatives do not advocate forcing everyone to be Christians...

I myself am what one might call a Classical Liberal. The Conservative ideology is the modern descendant of Classical Liberalism with a few modifications. I am willing to defend Conservatism because it is the modern ideology that is closest to Classical Liberalism. Thus, I hate it when people make stupid stereotypes about Conservatives...

[SUpersaiyajinjerkbag]

@billybatson55

I used to be liberal when I was a young internet faggot. You'll grow out of it, don't worry

[thethorn42]

@LesenderArbeiter Yea but, who tale survived and dominated the world? Have you ever read the bible with an open mind? Do that first then tell me something weirdo's not up.

[vanledfloyd]

hey, has anyone thought of it this way? take your average myth, like greek mythology, or indian gods native american religion, all that stuff. do we believe it? no, because it's a myth, and a myth is some claim like that which has no actual evidence going for it. now isnt christianity or the other two major monotheistic religions the exact same thing? they really are just myths...yet everyone believes it, thats the only difference. why?

[hadrian145]

she looked at you that way since it actually was a stupid act

[BeautyIsAllNatural]

Just another video that proves why I shouldn't listen to you. I can't put my eternal salvation in your hands GAA!

[thethorn42]

If there is no God. Then why is there over 400 sightings of Jesus Christ after death? Can anyone answer this?

[MarkMayrProductions]

@thethorn42 ..... if there is a god, i hope to him, that you are not serious

[MaestroMan999]

@thethorn42 lmfao...

[Viscoscist]

@thethorn42

Well.Shit.You fucked up twice there.

One:Jesus Christ isn't god.

Two:What the fuck.Did you mean people saw them after they died?You're fucking retarded.Or did you mean after Christ died?Either way,All those are CLAIMS.Not truth claim.

You're a fucking retard

[Sicknastyfresh88]

@thethorn42 anyone could say they saw jesus. someone could look at TJ and say OMG ITS JESUS AGAIN. come one man dont believe all that you hear

[wtf58]

@thethorn42 Theres way more sighting of

bigfoot than Jesus Christ, can you explain this?

[PvtGaryRoach]

@thethorn42 you mean pipe dreams?

[freezeandburn77]

@thethorn42 yeah,it was like the time i saw elvis,or tupac,or any other dead person we humans dont want to let go of.:)

[wohodude100]

Damn, your cousin sarah sounds like a real bitch. Maybe you should do a pwnage video

[vOddy75]

Hahaha. I am laughing. :)

[AWeoWeo808]

"My cousin who shall remain nameless whos name is sarah"

....what can you say...

[Jimmyjoeandthegang]

dude you're great

[InsideTheMirror]

Laughed so hard.

[FadedHero011]

How many drugs do you do? lol

still hilarious though xD

[brettsworld99]

if u touched my balls u'd be arested

[ligerman30]

that was fucking holarious omg!

[ParasitSam]

Agreed

[jKazej]

Everyone has crappy days ,but damn.

[Gh3champftw]

Ahahaha, That f*cking AWESOME You almost died! LOLOL you mind hates you

[hcnuup]

Cool story bro

[MaxTsirtsan]

Next time, Eat some Beef Jerky

[NocturnalWingedOne3]

next time put the bag on the passenger side and have the opening facing you...its easier

[druchane]

fuck her dude

[CrapnellGates]

Wait....You Fit..in a fit?

[BusinessIDBAI]

You're fat and nerdy TJ, and you also may be my hero.

[NoMoreCinnamonRolls]

X3 OOH DELIVERY!

[VitoPossilipo]

It relieves me, that I´m not the only one who gets into embarassing situations.

[alieco]

funny but sadly your mistaken. There is no sub-conscious. You are fully aware of what you are doing all the time. You could have avoided this whole situation if you would've waited to eat once you got to your next destination. People don't seem to think ahead any more, their just going in one direction. It's sad man... sad

[JustinHampel]

@alieco - No sub-conscious? Fully aware? Did you graduate elementary school?

[Jarut195]

if you don't like your cousin (or whoever this Sarah person was i wasn't payin attention) mail her a package full of dog shit and condoms with a letter that says "haha", not only will she not be a bitch anymore but she'll be confused for the rest of her fucking life... guaranteed

[XavierDrake]

the only sleep i get is when i am nodding off while driving to work

[616ShadowFox]

your really funny :). @ all the people who leave bad coments: if you dont like the vids dont watch them! simple as

[mrvoltar222]

this guy is the shit ftw! tj also the more you dis on him do you really think he cares lol your juss humoring him.

[goddagon1982]

your not suppose to eat while you drive sir.

[chedachzballz]

Hey, you gay fuck, you fat tub of lard, why don't you take a vacation from youtube and go lose some weight, go get a haircut, take a shower or something....loser

[VTHOKIE4EVER]

Do you really think he gives a shit what you think?

[Joeybugman]

What a strong argument you present. Please die.

[KissAndPeck]

shut up Christan

[eyeofwisdom99]

How the hell is this about cheetos?

[aswtx75]

i fell asleep once driving down I-10. scared the living shit out of me. those little drunk bumps saved my ass. a very bizarre experience waking up to find you're driving 75 mph headed for a concrete highway divider.

[borderlinebuddhist]

that is the part where you admit you have a problem

[RazielKain]

There was a construction side in my city for 4 months or some (never saw someone working there)

they announced in the local newspaper "The street will be clear soon, we doubled the number of workers. There are now 3.".....wtf?

[Floridanon407]

@RazielKain obviously there was already someone and a midget working there that you overlooked.

[3Words8Lettersx]

"And the cheeto wasn't fucking haven't it."

lol

[gman6786]

thats cause your a fat tard and you had to eat again, try doritos next time...

[8noworries8]

this guy is a prime example of the reason why I know the THEORY of evolution is false...because if it and its' elements were true, this guy would have been eliminated (due to the theory of "survival of the fittest") long ago.

[Sasoriemo]

we can stop people from dyinng with, medicine. more security, etc . So there, kiddo, shove it or give me justification for that claim, weve overthrown the survival with our now godly Medical know how , so no , his existence does NOT deny survivbal of the fittest

[Qusha10]

35 seconds into your video, I decided I wanted to have sex with you cousin

[ZombieCobain]

If you would please, I would like this time if you would moan or otherwise vocalize while sucking me. The vibration feels good on my organ. I also like it when you hold the jizzz in your mouth so that we can kiss and share that snowball after you're done.

[americandream112]

Most contries in europe especially scandinavia it´s only about 10% of the population that are actual believers in any religion. Religous people are the outcasts over here

[GoTimothy]

Stop smoking the weed things will get better.