Full Metal Ninja Fight Scene 01 [B-Side]

[TheTomciesielski]

Wtf is what i just saw???

[dungubabiproductions]

playing shogun 2 brought me here..:p

[Midamannn]

epic.



[cybermarsactual]

The red cloak would indicate he's a fire ninja, which would indicate ability to cast burning ball spell. The tiger boots shows he was tiger clan, tiger clan liked tigers.

[marktsheppard]

...and lets remember... that the nation of Japan was much bigger than just an island and covered a much greater territory... and they also had wolves... and wild pets to learn from... ...a long long time ago... ...hmmm... and now every tiger is dead... or will die... hehehe...

[marktsheppard]

...so ..."Yankee go home"... and out of Germany and out of Poland... and go invest in your own citizens...

[marktsheppard]

...the black wolf wins... and kills the tiger(Russian or Yankee)

[oleksiy22]

Ninjas live in old japan

[T3CH33]

I love how the samurai is trying so hard to be Toshiro Mifune.

Also is that first bit of music lifted from Outland? Sure sounds like it.

[bocephusnation0]

Well, I'm sure this is something of a classic of its kind. Then Hollywood stuck its nose into the business and we get remakes of older themes. Too bad bullets end things quicker and at longer range.

[thecheeze9001]

Note to would-be assassins: Red isn't a very good camouflage.

[Midori731]

where do you download this film?

[freaker126]

it took an hour or so for them to look at each other and the fight ends in 5 secs!! ahaha!

[VANDAL465]

needed more fighting in it but good none the less.

[SuperAntihuman]

Yeeeeeeeeeeesssssss....this is EPIC TRSH DELUXE...........i like this kind of 'comedies'......

[masterharis]

it's always the horizontal strike that wins in these duels. So why bother to do a vertical one??? it's suicide... some dudes never learn.

[PeterStorm81]

Nice camouflage jackass!!! lmao

[98monroy]

WHAT A SHIT

[CanderousXOrdo]

This is the Asian equivalent of Full Metal Jacket.

[TheDoom13]

boring

[Naturepheonix]

The Samurai looks like a Pedophile.

[demhamasta]

fuck you man

[FknGvna]

lol funny

[Jahleim72Amaya]

Think I fell asleep did I miss anything here...............How boring was this movie.

[marlito166]

I waited 2mins for this!!!!!!

[usarkem]

Most Asian films are far better than Western films always!

[MegaStrigoi]

These movies to funny.

[robertoantoniohenriq]

a earth bender lol

[KonLaoTaTae]

fucn rofl!!! the way they run is funny as fuc!

[natedeezy]

1:11 prooves 80's fashion just ruined the whole world

[tonysk25]

hahaha good point

[Glasgow0001]

@natedeezy those boots are just perfect yes! hahaha love them! ;)

[locoyogui]

I remember this movie, hehehehehe, what a crazy thing!! but the fights were cool....well +or -

[roothands]

This is definitely the worst movie I have ever seen. Ever. It was so bad I couldn't even finish it. And this is coming from someone who intentionally watches bad movies.

[amexred]

BORING

[ghostface320]

i dont get it did the dude who died not try to block at all cuz he sure didnt move when the other dude struck lol

[Tim0451982]

dude what is the name of this movie , i wanna see the whole movie

[prest251]

With such an anklets you HAVE to lose ;-P

[masterkudjo]

aaahahahahahaah, he fail the second he put them on.

[toyboy4u2]

DUde thanx for posting

!! this was frigen hilarious!! the tiger stripe anklets!!!!!!!!! its been 5min now im still cracking up!

[karutobi]

lol this remind me of martial arts movies theyre so bad theyre funny!! like.. some martial artist jumps straight across a pond its hilarious!

[oyeboy94]

Dude...Hero is an amazing movie.

[karutobi]

yep mazingly unreal :P

[oyeboy94]

Yes of course it's fake dude. But the story in general is great.

[karutobi]

yea but im just saying it doesnt look realistic at all

[oyeboy94]

I agree

[htube1101]

Halloween Ninja is my favorite. Look at the way he moves his feet as if he was feeling very nervous inside and kept trying very hard to hold his bladder. The lesson to be learn here: go to the restroom first before you fight anyone.

[Darkpercy99]

I know these movies are old and are poorly done,but i miss them.

[TeaBagJizzer]

yeah who needs a long sword when you got a long handle... wait thats called a spear/halberd

[Dicapriod212]

or naginata

[midimaster]

Careful, people might figure out you don't have a sense of humor.

[uncleosean]

dude i love movie's like this because they make u think "damn this is so damn bad it make's it good" xD (im not insulting the scene btw)

[midimaster]

I'm glad to hear some people get it. Its amazing how many people comment on these vids and are taking it serious, people think I think these are "good" movies, which they clearly are not. Bad movies are the same as comedies, even though they are not intentionally comedies :)

[scottvomit3]

this isnt a NINJA movie not even a cheesy one lmao its a terrorist versus northvietnemes lmao love how the arrow missed in the beginning

[HXL056100]

no offense but the umm. Jap martial art movie look so corny compare to Chinese one ... heck even indian martial art movie look much better than this.

[midimaster]

Exactly why we like these chinese ninja movies so much, they are so bad! :) Liking cinema because it is good is the "popular" thing, so i'm not into it.

[KILLERZ0000]

the chinese are the pros when it comes to fight choreography. hk action is the best in the world

[porepore81]

It is not a Japanese ninja. It is the delusion ninja of some country.

[midimaster]

The ninja's in Godfrey Ho films are copies of the "Golan/Globus" camp which produced "Enter The Ninja", "Ninja III: The Domination", "Revenge of the Ninja" and others of that nature. So in essence these are British Ninja's in a Hong Kong production copying American Ninjas, which are copying Japanese Folklore. A.K.A. really bad Ninja movies that are hilarious to watch because they are bad.

[julio26789]

@midimaster the golan/globus ninja movies are way better than godfrey ho ninja movies don't you think.

[OoBrinkmanoO]

Some scene like this make me rofl !

[YawYan4Lyfe]

come on homes!!! its fuckin LEPPPPPURRDD!!

ILLEGAL LEPPPURRRDDDD!!!!

[VictorSeedorsky]

it's coocksuck...!

[Sadoos]

I lol'd hard

[TotalRecarl3000]

WU TANG

[torturedartist14]

those leopard fur boots were over 9000.

[stephensamperi]

the dude wearing the sombrero was cool

[steviepotter40]

was that girl 'pui' the presenter off cebeebies?

[vilhelm60]

he's hardcore!

[lucfaz]

este ninja no sabe nada de camuflaje o es un ninja gay, una de dos

[nippononna]

All of them in this film are not japanese, I'm sure.

And the sword is not of Japan.

[midimaster]

What do Ninja's have to do with Japan? I'm under the impression they were American and wore bright costumes and fought in mock battles throughout Kowloon, Hong Kong.

[qegvW3H]

the ninja look like terrorist.lol

[pitturbanlegend]

Has anyone hear ever seen a martial arts movie called 'the Fugitive' the fight scenes are pretty hardcore for an old school ninja flick.

[JoeNoobie]

Chosen one weee weee weeee weewweee

[leeboixiong]

that ninja looked like a terrorist! lol

[alronnie60]

i semi agree with that statement.

[whambam06]

I think you're implying Muslim, in which case you're implying all Muslims are terrorists.

[leeboixiong]

i wasn't implying anything. i simply said he looked like a terrorist. if your definition of a terrorist is muslim then i think you are the one who has some unresolved issues.

many people who cause terror (hence terrorists) wear masks to hide their identity. for example, ninjas wear masks and i believe they cause terror to those that they assassinate. so that makes them expert terrorists.

i forgive you for misunderstanding so there is no need to apologize.

[GroveStr33tOG]

ill say it, the nigga looked like an old bomb in his pocket, airplane stealin muslim terrorist son of a bitch yea he did

[desertwolfonline]

hell yeah ! we created ninjas !!

[qegvW3H]

hehehe i read you comment i got laugth....yeah in that video the ninja look like terrorist

[onyx556]

?? XD

[IerooAideshi]

Shawty got them apple bottom jeans (jeans)boots with the fur!

[cooldangeneva]

Only the Viet woman was ABSOLUTELY BOMBASTIC !! the only reason why i don't regret to have looked at that video. Anyone knows her name ? PM me ;) !

[8Robba]

this typical run aside of each other battle. seen at least a 1000 times and filmed about 10000 times, but because of that wonderfull XD

[chronogenesis]

you gotta love the moment of silence

[ShadowOfAnguish]

Piss poor.

[peabean]

Gotta love the babe that came out of nowhere...Randomness~

[trunks06]

I know!!!!

[vvvvxxxwww]

u gotta love the footwork

[leiathegreat]

gotta love the boots with the Furr!!! lol!

[UziBruisy]

That was the whole fight as it appeared in the movie.

[pootie1999]

i'll have you now that my engrish is much properper than your's ever will be. I speek much gooderer than most people. but yeah ... trash movie i guess but i hope it has some better action than this clip. woot

[breachjehejter]

it's bad when people don't recognize brilliant trash movies, or the use of proper english. :<

[pootie1999]

fuk i can't believe i just wasted 2 minutes of my life watching this ... they can't even run properly .. foofi in pants or something?

[UziBruisy]

Thats why its so good! cause it sucks so bad. that sword the ninja has is pretty nice too, LOL

[cooluke]

who won?

[rightboom]

this is gay shit

[UziBruisy]

You are exactly right, if you have no sense of humor. Which guy do you think is the homosexual and why? I thought both men were pretty manly, other than the tiger striped furry trim.

[midimaster]

After looking at your channel, i'd say the furry trim on the leopard Ninja is still half as gay as your vids.

[ueffect]

lol total ownage :D

[XBOXHUEG]

What is the title of this movie?

[midimaster]

"Full Metal Ninja" by Godfrey Ho

[XBOXHUEG]

I meant the Japanese one.

[midimaster]

Oops, sorry about that. Actually pretty much all of the movies Godfrey Ho spliced into his ninja films are completely unknown, or were previously unreleased footage that he or friends of his filmed. I've yet to recognize 1 film that he spliced into his own movies :)

[LordShadrach]

I was half expecting to see Gunnery Sgt. Hartman in there somewhere!!! @_@