Stuff Medical Students Say

[bulgariunazi]

Peyronie's disease= Bent penis lol

[TwentythirdSin]

Was this recorded with an ultrasound machine?

[grneyd18]

Totally agree with all of this....haha

[browser876]

i love it dam for got to shave the patient

[rcl7790]

well they dont say "shit" .... because they want to get a job one day.

[cindypltnm]

Nursing students is so similar

[DrFritz714]

Hahaha "I think I have a pheochromocytoma"



[LadyCocoSea1]

LOL! Flight medicine!

[guardianangelb7]

I'm a medical student and I approve these hotties.

[jmato83]

I LOVE this! 98% of it applies to nursing students too!

[Peachsodas]

Hahaha, love it.

[Jessiereigne]

Bastards will still make tons more than me.

[sweetpeajessica]

i want to be a pediatrician.....

[silverlimosine]

I have the sudden urge to watch greys anatomy reruns..

[zeenatinphi]

@silverlimosine me too, I have them saved already... I'm so lame...

[IllegalTacos]

lololol peyronie's disease

[chemexplosions]

"I think I have pheochromocytoma" classic

[anibabiii]

haha right

[MissOrcaLover]

This is hilarious and the guys students are totally hot1 I am just in highschool but I can't wait to med school and become a doctor

[strawzombie]

Who knew med student chicks could be so hot... ( 0:29 )

[NeisseriaGonorrheae]

lol at 0:50 HAHAHAHAHA!!!!

[NT07orl6]

jealous bc own "shit-say" vid not as funny?

whine about camera quality!

feel better about self.

[ZoyaYasmin]

AHAHAHAHA U guys r funnyyyyyy, "I don't know." " you smell that?". LOL

[MrPhlipy]

Filmed in PotatoVision HQ using two Yukon Golds and a Red Bliss. LOLOLOLOLOL

[cellcat]

Wait. Can guys actually get into an amenorrheac state? I didn't know this. Where is it occurring? Which organs are effected? How is it even possible?!!!!!!!!

[JPaizer2]

Just wait till your doctors

[BeeHappisee]

I have like three of these symptoms

[OhShinyObject]

Well hello hot doctors...

[NewlyNappy]

hahaha....a guy being diagnosed with primary amenorrhea.

[chocohelena]

what color is your diarrhea?

[TXejas19]

lol peyroni's

[shandifox]

I love your green chill in like a villain shirt!!!

[stydel311]

haha 2:20 I am a student

[lamgamboa]

yo estoy un estudiante love it!!!! (Spanish Medical Interpreter here).

[chanchan19881988]

This is my favorite of all of the med students joke videos. I truly relate. LOVE EPIC LOVE

[2muchbootie4u]

this is me completely... med school is crucial!!

[KTbiggs]

Submit this for extra credit to a good humored professor. May you all graduate (with honors) and be able to help many people with your knowledge and humor. Take Care!

[rissabaybee09]

he was pretty cute .

[leezy94]

Go AECOM!!

[whalerfisherman]

hahaha this is me all day especially the hypochondria... oh silly med school

[MrsJessBSimple]

Lmbo, soo true. "what did u get for the first one"

[1lostgirl2themoon]

Med student in exams and watching this at 1:38am def pulling an alll nighter !

[thefrumE]

this is very awesome

[CeceAndVikki]

@thefrumE IS THAT ON THE TEST ????????????

[thefrumE]

@CeceAndVikki i know, right!

[AshlynnAngelfire]

How is it that in my high school anatomy and physiology course you'd hear the same exact things?

[Chancechan]

A dude saying i think i have primary amenorrhea XD

[ivvysays]

primary amenorrhea <3 i die (:

[horsefreak8888]

The guy who keeps asking the questions is pretty hot!

[Dakota0204]

@horsefreak8888 two or three of those guys were!

[13topich]

the jewish guy's kind of hot ;)

[ranikhankhattak1]

@Gh4LVr Shame on you just watch their Talent and hard work ...... not their camera

[ranikhankhattak1]

Awesomest i can say Best of luck guyz ...........

[meizlovely]

hahaha the guy who keeps asking questions LOL

[cutekitten12]

chillin like a villain! awesoem shirt

[chocolatefudgebrownl]

AHAHAHAAAHA WE'RE PULLING AN ALL-NIGHTER!

[Auditt09]

do you wear a seat belt haha those are nursing questions too

[86amberking]

Is this a lump?! O.o

[beigekitten89]

@Gh4LVr try art major tuition... -______-

[brco2003]

Chick @ 1:30, please call me ;)

[aliahdance]

HAHAHAHAHA Peyrone disease



[r0rozx]

I'm a med student and I'm watching this while studying now : Oh God , I have an exam :(

[rylraven13]

ahahah. I just went Bio, not med but oh my, how many times I have asked, "What's that smell?!"

[ZDoggMD]

Yes. This pretty much sums it up. Actually, the wack-ass camera is EXACTLY how a med student would roll. I had to become an attending before they let me go 720p.

[r00bii]

HAHAHA! 'I got these scissors from the hospital'... classic.

[bellaisobellla]

the main guy is a bit of a babe. i like his voice

[stupid0nut]

Whoa! I was watching a Sh*t Pharmacy Students say video and linked me to this, and who do I see? School mate from Fairfax HS and VT. Holla! :D

[theb00btube]

LMFAAO HAHAHAHA "damn I forgot to shave the patient"

[KATsupadupastar]

@Lira1515 sounds a lot like law students except instead trying to diagnose ourselves we're thinking of all the pple we could've sued.

[TheSultanEffect]

Going to the bank without going to the bank.

[myheartwillbeblessed]

Love it -3

[omiganlode]

Hilarious!!! So true.... ;o)

[MrsJulesification]

hahaha is this a lump?

[yesthisisshiloh]

I can't believe you had time to make this, haha

[lillomoo]

what about "dolor aqui? dolor aqui? dolor aqui??" poke poke poke

[popeye152]

Or my favorite "that can't be right. be right back" and almost an hour passes...

[bhind4life]

"i have primary amenorrhea!"

[myodana]

oh, einstein. keeping the funny going.

[yuriko189]

"damn i forgot to shave the patient"

[racingmang]

Im in medical school now and the dumbest question people ask is "are you going to use the same exam as last semester?.. because I have them"

[lihknucks]

"Damn, I forgot to shave the patient!" lol'd

[theworldofwonder]

haha its soo true how undecisive we are .

[SnoggingPicard]

Nice work! Your veterinary student colleagues can sympathize. :)

[suisseswiss]

ahaha ... "I think I have histialcytosis X. I think I have Wilson's disease. I have primary amenarhyea! I have super paranoia!" that's sooo me .... we clearly get hypochondriac! lol

[Doctoress23]

It's Saturday night! Who's pulling all nighter tonight?

[msmingli]

lol some of them r so true

[lamb1168]

After looking at the other s#!t ____ students say, I think hands down future doctors are funnier than future lawyers. _LOL!!!

[lamb1168]

Yeah...that's worrisome. BOL!!!!!!!!

[seacrest73]

that was hilarious XD. I think I have histialcytosis X. I think I have Wilson's disease. I have primary amenarhyea! I have super paranoia!

[simonpaul2]

1:11 ... Mythology?!

[j2201987]

We're doomed.

[OrangeInASock]

all of this, and not one single "high yield?"

[polkamydott]

"oops, sorry."

"lo siento."

lmao, the perks of being bilingual.

[iheartfashion24]

is this a lump??????

ahahhahahaha, that line had me rolliiinnnn!!!

[183roxana]

LOL

[suns61]

dark haired guy is super cute

[sedilley]

"is that something that you smoke, or inject oor...oh snort, right" I think I've said this EXACT phrase before, awesome

[tumejorpose]

This is definitely more accurate to my med school experience than the other vid...

[Little2Mermaid7]

Can't wait for medschool! W00T!

[phoenixicarus]

Primary amennorhea with peyronis? Nice, I'm using that one. "I think I'm going into Peds (w/ scooter) = gold. Guy picking his nose with the tuning fork!! "I think my attending hates me" -uh huh. "I got this outfit from the hospital."

[ber86nardo]

Hahahahaha I lost it at "What COLOR is your diarrhea?"

[IImoonifyII]

Damn! Were you snooping on my life or something?!!

[glameema]

omg i really hate takin history from the patients :|

[gabrielafukuhara]

Colorectal in da house!!! Lol

[kbommar]

you forgot "isn't that pretty competitive?" regarding any specialty.

[Lira1515]

@kbommar Oh yes this too!!! "I was thinking about Derm but I like medicine as well" Translation: I would give up my first born to get Derm but my grades are so crappy... Medicine here I come!

[MosesJonson]

Peyronie dude is Hawt!

[nucleola]

haha "so what did you get for the first one..?" oh gosh, i hear that, and say that all the time :D

[spectrumom1]

I've been out of Medical School for over 15 years. And you just gave me a panic attack.

[Bonux000]

Oh man, I can relate to about.....95% of this!! LOL

Are you having any diarrhea?

What colour is your diarrhea?

Can I SEE your Diarrhea? :P

[Potamela]

"yo estoy un estudiante".. ajajajajajjajaja

[lyethian]

"I think I hear a murmur..."

"Yea, I hear it."

[NinkasiDelight]

smells terrible!

[DocInyene]

What colour is your diarrhoea! Lmao!!!!!

[TheAloeFresh]

hahahahahahahahahaha......"can i see your diarrhea" :P

[Raeptree]

My life. My life.

"I FORGOT TO SHAVE THE PATIENT." Ooooh man. Countless times in lab.

[dat90zkid]

STORY OF OUR LIVES.

Nonetheless, awesome vidddddd guys!!!

[sugarbutterfly83]

lol do you have sex with men women or both they trained us to ask that for the CS lol

[MrChazdagnino]

ahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha "DAMN! ...I forgot to shave the patient" hahahaha

[Ahdree23]

haaaaaaaaaaaaa nursing school too! "what did u get on the first one?"

[SaraTheCoolCucumber]

Soo true! Especially the all nighter bit, which always is a fail!

[DivaDoc84]

LOL @ "I don't know, but I'll make a presentation tomorrow." So true!

[surayzee]

this is why i'm not becoming a doctor, several parts of this video made me feel nauseous lol

[buraburayoshi]

lol this is so true

[hancybo]

haha AWESOME

[dhmora23]

OMG!! I'm not alone!! made my day.......

[DrJK727]

Loove the guy's eyebrows as he lists every specialty he's interested in.

[hasinahmed18]

lol funny but looks like it was video taped in the 90s!

[kirkferentzrocks]

the test one is true! all we do at RUSH medical is talk to other students about exams!

[SeitProductions]

hahahahaha. The "I think I have (desease)" is SOOOOOO truth.

[katieryantcom]

You forgot "When did you start studying?" or "Omg... where do I start?" LOL but great video

[mattbroderick]

Sucks you have to wear coats at your med school! FLA all the WAY!

[bie5436]

@mattbroderick actually coats can motivate you sometimes :)

[aznguyen316]

Was this filmed with a 10 year old camera? I think a current smartphone would do better haha. Either way cool vid.

[gflip1287]

"Ya I think i hear the murmur." *doesnt have stethoscope on ears

[kparada1]

great job guys!

[vdc821]

50,000 views in 3 days! nice guys!

[Maureen1149]

Ellie P is watching this

[Themedstew]

what got me... i got this *insert word* from the hospital ;)

[OnTheCheapTip]

medicine taste good

[Orionx30]

You have AIDS.

[djkarmatic]

"is that gonna be on the exam" is a classic!

[scorpio857]

Sadly, This is very true. I loved the history taking haha

[scorpio857]

@lcjob Haha so true! What would we students do without the nurses.

[lcjob]

They forgot, "Nurse! You got this, right?"

[BelHambone]

Except for the stuff with a real medical phrase, I think this pretty much every student.

[shwetae13]

Amazing!

[tabishucms06]

okey-dokey choledoche ;) LoOlzz

[einstein1234562000]

Damn... why don't I have such cute prospective lady doctors back at my med school??? FML

[EJ920]

haha

[Joisu121]

"what are you on right now?" the model med student ice breaker lol

[coout]

nicely done

[ffz]

Do you have sex with men, women or both?

[cruxado]

They should have repeated 'oops' a good 15 more times. LOL I know I do! ;)

[mdgirl14]

so true lol

[sarahg92983]

GENIUS! "Are we getting graded on this . . . is Step 1 important? . . . I have like 3 of these symtoms" p.s. love my brethen rocking the yomikas.

[a5b2c1d8e0]

This was awesome!!! Totally me lol

[mizrahi78]

Fill out my evaluation form??? Hahahaha.

[daq0005]

Bwhahaha

[pefectblu3]

I hate that this is so accurate... 0_o

[smaru486]

fuck this, i'm going into psych.

[coolgal717]

OMG!!! this is soo true!!! hahahahahahaha

[slzadeh]

"I don't know" bahahahahaha yup!

[nph01234]

They forgot "Fuck my life"

[rezarekta]

@nph01234 that shit is funny

[angelicdazzle]

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

[smarbs1]

haha, yo estoy estudiante...always love the look on the pt's face when they hear that

[andrzejpw]

"I'm going to kill someone in July."

[HouseWannabe]

Yup, u've summarized my past 4 years in 2minutes and 56 seconds.

[dmvgogo]

@HouseWannabe  this is just to on point.lol