Get a rope

[Fuckfacescumbag]

RIP, Cookie. I for one know you did the best you could with the ingredients you had...

[MrWoodyanders]

That's veteran character actor John Steadman as Cookie

[yourlilemogirl]

idk why the pace commercials affected my life how they did, but to this day my family and i will randomly yell out NEW YORK CITY?! :P

[Bigstarrocker9]

3 people got there salsa from New York City

[TheFulgore15]

So let me get this straight, they are going to murder cookie for getting salsa from New York City?

[slotuck]

Funny, I remember this from about 1987 or sooner

[QBCNetwork]

There was another Pace commercial set in a diner where the sheriffs ask for some Pace & the Flo lookalike brings the Mew York jar. The sheriff points out that's not Pace, the waitress replies "And you ain't Burt Reynolds!" They dound out it was from New York City & the Sheriff tells the waitress they have to shut the diner down.

Wish I could find that commercia;.

[jtmcdow]

They originally said "New Jersey" - you can even read their lips to see they aren't saying New York City...

[Richardbren]

@jtmcdow I love the NJ version better. I can't find it anywhere...

[FuccThatShitNigga]

:24

Tom Selleck?

[derekbd]

bad aspect ratio ... boo!

[jpeditor]

Good video too bad the poster ruined it being an a-hole with the tags.

I ain't sending NO ONE HERE.

[mistrimeat]

Ever seen "Deliverance"? I think Cookie about to do some squealin'.

[jevansturner]

Why does it say the video is "1080p?" Just to make it take longer to download?

Seriously...why do people feel the need to mess with video more than necessary before uploading?

[WatchVenusSpa]

Get a rope!

[davidjamessheets]

"This loan was based in Shanghai, China?"

"SHANGAI CHINA!"

"Get a calculator."

[108x]

@davidjamessheets megalol

[lucypunch]

lynch mobs hung those whom the law wouldn't process because of lack of evidence. There were almost just as many white hung as blacks. They all deserved it. Of course the hippie 60s radicals that run our media have warped history to make it seem otherwise.

[mustachecrossing]

@lucypunch hahaaa aaaaa

[mustachecrossing]

@lucypunch hahaaaaaaaa why does this commercial bring out so much rage? Loosen the adjustable strap on your tinfoil hat

[ProbableFiction]

@ACuriousOnlooker A lot of people were hanged.

[MrGrevy]

casey anthony

[badspellersuntie12]

Hey, at least now I understand why my mom says get a rope to me if I get a wrong brand of food.

[halfpint2412]

OMG this was my dads favorite commercial he use to use that line all the time GET A ROPE! lol

[OldFooFan]

The original version of this commercial had the guys saying, "New Jersey?!" instead of the now familiar "New York City." If you look close at the guy who says, "This stuff's made in New York City!" you can see his lips forming the words, "New Jersey" while "New York City" has been looped in.

[GeekBoy03]

Well, they don't say San Antonio anymore...cheaters

[bjordan53]

@ACuriousOnlooker ..... "a lot of people were hung" That's what she said!!!

[fmilktoast]

HANG HIM!!!!!

[bjordan53]

This is a racist commercial- get a rope??? If that were a black cook with the NYC sauce... Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton would be asking for Pace to turn over their business. I've never heard of anyone being hanged because of the sauce they served.

[someonespadre]

@bjordan53 Get a sense of humor. This is an obvious humorous tie-in to the Western genre where hanging the bad guys was common and it has nothing to do with Racial politics.

[KERRY2014]

Funny commerical. Love it. I remember this, YEARZ ago.

[jimn35]

This isn't Spam, you fags!

[jimn35]

NOT SPAM!

[jimn35]

The original commercials were New Jersey, and NOT New York City. It was actually funnier the old way. Made more sense too because New Jersey is more rural and is known as the garden state. (Pecante sauce is made with garden vegetables). What the hell kind of garden can you grow in the city anyway?

[PurpleWorldOrder]

@jimn35 What ever kind of garden it is, it's growing smokestacks.

[cycopl]

lol awesome, like they're gonna hang him or drag him from their pickup truck for buying bad salsa, GENIUS

[K4v3m4n]

get a rope, fuck a sumo

[ovetstevo]

im from San Antonio and have never herd of pace picante....

[jmann31705]

you must be young then

[TheHotcheeto]

Get a rope, hemp collector.

[benxander]

Fuck NYC

[gwiz210]

that nigga gonna get killed

[Scitzo987]

I hope its nerds rope

[bobbypinhead]

these bagels are made in... San Antonio, Texas!?!? Get a scarf.

[stefaniieee]

@bobbypinhead This made me lol.

[juices1234]

Funniest shit ever

[Mrmikeshelton]

Get a rope!

[dumbestname]

WOW! OLD!

[nevermindthedog]

i was like eight years old when ths aired, on channel 7 (cbs} cause thats the only channel we got. so cool, I love utube lol!!

[Snowflake70]

Your ability to be succinct it always refreshing.

[PhillipOrion]

I'm from Texas. I have a buddy that travels with a chuckwagon and several cowboys, cooking up hoe cakes and other cattle trail foods and they play music and educate people about the History of Texas and the Tejanos. We call him "Cookie". I've been telling him about Freeman Status. I need to successfully acheive it so I can help save my friend "Cookie" from the tyranny of the courts.

[colorconnection]

freeing yourself from the courts is easy. just lose your birth certificate, driver's license, social security card, and stop paying taxes. you'll have to give up a few luxuries (such as driving a car,) but you'll be completely off the radar.

[frickenusernames]

Sorry if you've addressed this already.

Why are you closing on the 20th ?

[deepwater1974]

Damn I think I was in 8th grade when that was being aired.

[BFTCaL]

i'm cleaning out my storage drive and putting up everything before i close down.